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November 12, 2008, 10:47 PM

[ Subah hoti hai ]

Minni : mummy ji , chaandinii oothi ya nahi ?

Mummyji : chaandinii hamesha ki tarah abhi bhi khoyi hogi apne sapno mein ...... tu jaake utha dey [ hastey hue ]

Minni : chaandnii ooth !! chandini ......

[ Gauri Pradhan chaandnii ke special entrance mein ]

Chaandni : minni didi , thode deir aur soney do na ......

[ MINNI MAZAAK KARTEY HUE ]

Minni : chaandnii woh dekh terey sapno ka rajkumaar !!!! .......

[ Chaandnii hayraani se jaldi se ooth ti hai ]

Chaandnii : kahaan hai !!! ????

[ minni zorr zorr se hasti hai ]

Minni : kyun bana diya na oolloo ! hahahaha .....

Chaadnii: :mad:

Chaadnii : minni didi !!!!! ............

[ Minni aagey aagey bhagti hai aur chaandinii minni ko pakar ne ke liye uske peechey bhaagti hai ]

Mummyji : arre ...... yeh kya ho raha hai ..... [ hastey hue ]

Minni : mummyji , chaandinii hamesha apne khyaalo mein apne rajkumar ke saath milney ka sapna dekhti hai .......... aur main janti thhi ke chaandinii ko uthaaney ka yehi tarika thha ........

[ hastey hue ]

[ MUMMYJI AUR MINNI MILKE CHAANDNII KA MAZAAK URAATEY HAIN ]

Gauri : minni didi yeh kya tarika hua ! [ chaandini minni se rooth jaati hai ]

[ ( chaandinii aur minni ke papa ) papaji khush hotey hue ek letter haath mein liye aatey hain ]

Chaandnii : papaji aap itney khush lagg rahein hain , kya baat hai ?

Papaji : aaj main bahut khush hoon !! minni ne jo mumbai mein ek naukri ke liye apply diya thha aaj waahan se yeh letter aaya hai ......... minni ko job mil gayi hai !!!! [ papaji bahut khush hotey hue kehte hain ]

Minni : kya !!!

[ GHAR MEIN SAB KHUSH HO JAATEY HAIN ]

Papaji : koi india calling ka call centre company hai , magar betaa ........ tumhe aaj shaam ko hi nikal na hoga .........

Mummyji : magar minni utney badey sheyher mein akeli .......

Minni : mummji aap chintaa matt kijiye ..... aapsabka aashirwaad hai na ...... :)

BG : [ chaandnii aur minni ki daadi ] aur teri BG ka bhi tou aashirwaad hai na puttar ! ....

[ Minni khush hotey hue BG ka aashirwaad leti hai ]

BG : jaa aur jaakey jaaney ki tyaari kar .....

Minni : ji BG....... [ khush hotey hue ]

diipendu

November 13, 2008, 06:42 PM

Minni ka packing ho jaata hai

Mummyji : minni , tu waahaan jaakey humme phone zaroor karna ......
warna humme yahaan teri chinta hogi ....

Minni : ji mummyji main aapsabko din mein chaar baar phone karungi .....

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii rotey hue ] minni didi mujhe aapki bahut yaad aayegi .......

Minni : arre tu chinta kyun karti hai , waahan ek baar sab theek ho jaaye tou main waahan sabko bulaa loongi ...:)

Chaandnii : :(

diipendu

November 13, 2008, 06:46 PM

Minni : arre tu chinta kyun karti hai , waahan ek baar sab theek ho jaaye tou main waahan sabko bulaa loongi ...

[ Tabhi papaji aatey hain ]

Papaji : minni ! taxi aa gayi hai [ minni ko bulaatey hue ]

Papaji : minni beta , waahan apna dhyaan rakhna .......

B.G : puttar ye le [ b.g minni ko taabez deti hai ] eesey hamesha
apne saath rakhna .......

Minni : je b.g ......:)

[ minni taxi mein baithti hai aur maahol emotional ho jaata hai ]

[ minni pechey se sabko dekhti ]

Mummyji - bauji : :(

diipendu

November 13, 2008, 08:02 PM

[ AGLE DIN ]

[ aaj minni ka phone aaney wala hota hai aur ghar mein sab phone ke paas intezaar kar rahey hotey hain magar phone nahii aataa hai ]

Papaji : [ pareshaan hotey hue kehtey hain ] yeh minni ka abhi tak koi phone kyun nahi aayaa !!!!! ............

B.G : oye ther jaa puttar , minni ka phone abhi aata hoga ........
ho sakta hai ke woh abhi bhi station nahi pahuchi ho ....

Mummyji : [ mummyji pareshaan hote hue ] mujhe bari chintaa ho rahi hai .....

[ CHAANDNII BAHUT PARESHAAN HO JAATI HAI AUR ROUTI HAI ]

[ Chaandnii BG se sabke saamney kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : b.g minni didi ko dhundney ke liye main mumbai jaanaa chahti hoon ............

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November 13, 2008, 08:06 PM

[ chaandnii ke papaji ko yeh nahi pata ke chaandni minni ko dhundney ke liye mumbai jaana chahti hai ]

[ jab chaandnii ke papaji andar kamrey mein chaley jaatey hain tab ........ ]

Chaandnii : minni didi ko dhundney ka ab yehi ek raasta hai ke main
khud mumbai jaaon ............

B.G : puttar main tujhe waahan itney badey sheher mein akele itney dooor nahii jaaney doongi ..........

Mummyji : magar jab yeh tere pitaji ko pata chalega tab kya hoga ? .......

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November 14, 2008, 12:10 AM

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November 14, 2008, 11:28 PM

[ B.G Papaji se kehti hai ke unhe kal hi delhi jaana hai ek zaroori kaam se . aur papaji pehle thoda aitraaz jataatey hain magar baad mein maan jaatey hain ]

Chaandnii : B.G , aapne papaji se jhooth bola mujhe bilkul achha nahi lag raha hai ....... hum unhe such kyun nahi bataa dete ?

B.G : puttar main samjhti hoon magar jo jhooth kissi achhey kaam ke liye
bolein woh jhooth nahi .... hum tere papaji ko such bataa denge ....
bas ek baar humme minni ka pata chal jaaye ...........

Chaandni : b.g aap sahii keh rahein hai .......

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November 14, 2008, 11:31 PM

B.G : puttar main samjhti hoon magar jo jhooth kissi achhey kaam ke liye
bolein woh jhooth nahi .... hum tere papaji ko such bataa denge ....
bas ek baar humme minni ka pata chal jaaye ...........

Chaandni : b.g aap sahii keh rahein hai .......

[ agle din chaandnii mummyji se aashirwaad leke jalandhar station pahuchti hai mumbai ka train ticket lene ke liye ]

[ B.g aur chaandnii train mein baith jaatey hain ]

B.G : [ B.G fikar kartey hue kehti hai ]chaandnii puttar , ab bas humme mumbai pahuchkar mini ka pata lagaana hai ....... rabb kare mini sahi salaamat ho ...

Chaandnii : haan B.g , itne bare sheher mein minni didi sahi salaamat hi hogi aap chinta matt karo ..............

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November 24, 2008, 08:20 PM

[ agle din chaandnii mummyji se aashirwaad leke jalandhar station pahuchti hai mumbai ka train ticket lene ke liye ]

[ B.g aur chaandnii train mein baith jaatey hain ]

B.G : [ B.G fikar kartey hue kehti hai ] chaandnii puttar , ab bas humme mumbai pahuchkar chaandnii ka pata lagaana hai ....... rabb kare chaandnii sahi salaamat ho ...

Chaandnii : haan B.g , itne bare sheher mein minni didi sahi salaamat hi hogi aap chinta matt karo ..............

[ agle din subah train mein jab train ek station mein rukti hai tabhi]

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November 24, 2008, 08:29 PM

B.G : [ B.G fikar kartey hue kehti hai ] chaandnii puttar , ab bas humme mumbai pahuchkar chaandnii ka pata lagaana hai ....... rabb kare chaandnii sahi salaamat ho ...

Chaandnii : haan B.g , itne bare sheher mein minni didi sahi salaamat hi hogi aap chinta matt karo ..............

[ agle din subah train mein jab train ek station mein rukti hai tabhi koi aake waahaan chaandnii ke seat ke paas aakey chaandnii ko wahaan se uthney ko kehta hai ]

Chaandnii : ( gusse se ) oye !!! tum ho kaun ? aur tumhaari himmat kaise hue mera purse mere seat se uthaake fekne ki ?

Hiten Tejwani AS Aditya
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diipendu

November 26, 2008, 09:56 PM

Aditya : Galti tumhaari hai jo mere seat mein apna yeh ghatia purse rakha aur tumhari dusri galti yeh hai ke tum mere seat ko apna seat keh
rahi ho ..............................

[ B.G yeh shor se chaandni ke seat paas aati hai ]

B.G : :mad:

B.G : oye !!! tu hai kaun ? aur meri chaandni se aise kyun baat kar raha hai ? !!!!

[ tabhi waahaan T.T Aata hai ]

T.T : mr. aditya , iam very sorry http://hitengauri.niceboard.com/users/52/31/63/smiles/194798.gif magar galti aapki hai aapne apna ticket theek se nahi dekha waahan 26 nahi 29 hai .....

diipendu

November 26, 2008, 10:11 PM

[ tabhi waahaan T.T Aata hai ]

T.T : [ t.t ghabraatey hue kehta hai ] mr. aditya , iam very
sorry magar galti aapki hai aapne apna ticket theek se nahi
dekha waahan 26 nahi 29 hai .....

Chaandnii : tou ........ mr. aditya , ab tumhaare liye achha yehi
hoga ke tum yahaan se chale jaao ......

[ aditya aur chaandnii ek doosrey ko bahut zyaada gusse se dekhte hain ]

[ KUTUMB KA BACKGROUND SOUND KE SAATH ]

[ Aditya ke jaatey hii ]

B.G : Puttar , ....... yeh tou baraa battameez thha ........

Chaandnii : b.g ab hum mumbai pahuch gaye hain ........ tou aise battameezon sesaamnaa tou hoga hi .......

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November 27, 2008, 06:06 PM

B.G : Puttar , ....... yeh tou baraa battameez thha ........

Chaandnii : b.g ab hum mumbai pahuch gaye hain ........ tou aise battameezon se saamnaa tou hoga hi .......

[ Chaandnii aur B.G Mumbai pahuch jaatey hain ]

Chaandnii : b.g , hum mumbai tou pahuch gayein hain magar ab kya ..........

B.G : puttar , samaj mein nahi aa raha itney barey sheher mein minni ko kaha dhundenge ......

Chaandnii : jo bhi ho b.g , humme minni didi ko jald se jald dhundke jalandhar waapas jaana hoga ........

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November 27, 2008, 06:11 PM

[ Chaandnii aur B.G Mumbai pahuch jaatey hain ]

Chaandnii : b.g , hum mumbai tou pahuch gayein hain magar ab kya ..........

B.G : puttar , samaj mein nahi aa raha itney barey sheher mein minni ko kaha dhundenge ......

Chaandnii : jo bhi ho b.g , humme minni didi ko jald se jald dhundke jalandharwaapas jaana hoga ........

B.G : Haan puttar ........ [ chintaa ke saath ]

Chaandnii : b.g humme pehle rehne ka inetzaam karna hoga

B.G : tou chal , pehle rehne ka intezaam kartey hain ......

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November 28, 2008, 10:31 PM

Chaandnii : jo bhi ho b.g , humme minni didi ko jald se jald dhundke jalandhar waapas jaana hoga ........

B.G : Haan puttar ........ [ chintaa ke saath ]

Chaandnii : b.g humme pehle rehne ka inetzaam karna hoga

B.G : tou chal , pehle rehne ka intezaam kartey hain ......

[ Chaandnii aur b.g milke rehne ke ghar dhundte hain aur dhundte dhundte shaam ho jaati hai ]

[ B.G aur Chaandnii ko kahiin bhi rehne ke liye jagah nahii milli ]

[ shaam ko ek park mein bench ke paas ]

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii pareshaan hotey hue kehti hai ] B.G ab kya , ...... hume kahin bhi rehne ka intezam nahi mila .......

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November 28, 2008, 10:51 PM

[ Chaandnii aur b.g milke rehne ke ghar dhundte hain aur dhundte dhundteshaam ho jaati hai ]

[ B.G aur Chaandnii ko kahiin bhi rehne ke liye jagah nahii milli ]

[ shaam ko ek park mein bench ke paas ]

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii pareshaan hotey hue kehti hai ] B.G ab kya , ...... hume kahin bhi rehne ka intezam nahi mila ........

B.g : puttar hoslaa rakh , .......... jaahan saarey raastey bandh ho jaatey hain wahin maata raani ek darwaaza khol deti hai .........

[ Tabhi waahaan koi ( Alex ) aata hai ]

Alex : [ comedian andaaz mein ] mujhe pata thha !!! ............. aaplogon ko rehne ke liyejagah nahi mili na ? ....... hai na ?

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December 1, 2008, 06:48 AM

Alex : [ comedian andaaz mein ] mujhe pata thha !!! ............. aaplogon ko rehne ke liye jagah nahi mili na ? ....... hai na ?

B.G : oye khote de puttar tu kaun hai :mad:

Alex : main woh hoo jo aapka rehne ka entezaam ........ kar sakta hai

[ chaandnii khush ho jaati hai ]

Alex : ....... yunki , raat hone waali hai aur aapdonoka yahaan akele rukna theek nahi hoga ..............

Chaandnii : b.g ..... [ chaandnii b.g ko akele bulaakar poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : b.g , mujhe lagta hai yeh theek keh raha hai ........ b.g ab humaare paas eski madad lene ke elaava aur koi raasta nahi hai .......

B.G : theek hai puttar ..... [ b.g alex ke paas jaati hai ]

B.G : theek hai magar tum kyun hamaari madad karna chahte ho ?

[ B.g shak karte hue poochti hai ]

Alex : woh kya hai na , apun aapki madad kar raha hai tou eske liye
aap apun ko chai pani tip tou dogey hi ..... 5000 rupaye ......

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December 2, 2008, 09:25 PM

B.G : theek hai magar tum kyun hamaari madad karna chahte ho ?

[ B.g shak karte hue poochti hai ]

Alex : woh kya hai na , apun aapki madad kar raha hai tou eske liye
aap apun ko chai pani tip tou dogey hi ..... 5000 rupaye ......

[ alex yeh kehne ke baad sigrate fookta hai ]

[ B.G Gusse se alex ka kaan pakarti hai ]

B.G : Oye !!!! :mad: khote de puttar , hamaari madad karne ke liye hum
tujhe 5000 rupaye denge !!!!......... aur teri itni majaal ke tu mere saamne
khare hokar sigrate fookta hai ..... teri tou main !!!!

[ B.G Alex ko zorrr se chaata maarti hai ]

[ B.g ka chaata zorrr se khaane ke wajah se alex wahiin par girke behosh ho jaata hai ]

Chaandnii : B.G kahiin yeh behosh tou nahi ho gaya ? ............

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December 4, 2008, 07:12 PM

B.G : Oye !!!! khote de puttar , hamaari madad karne ke liye hum
tujhe 5000 rupaye denge !!!!......... aur teri itni majaal ke tu mere saamne
khare hokar sigrate fookta hai .....:mad: teri tou main !!!!

[ B.G Alex ko zorrr se chaata maarti hai ]

[ B.g ka chaata zorrr se khaane ke wajah se alex wahiin par girke behosh ho jaata hai ]

Chaandnii : B.G kahiin yeh behosh tou nahi ho gaya ? ............:(

B.g : Chal Dekhte hain ..........

[ b.g alex ko uthati hai ]

B.G : oye ... uthh !

[ b.g chaandnii se ]

B.G : chaandnii, humaare jalandhar mein yaad hai jabhi koi behosh hota
tou hum usse chappal soongha dete ....... shaayad eske saath bhi wohi karna hoga .......

[ Tabhi alex achaanak se darke maare utthta hai ]

Alex : nahi !!! :eek:

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii khush hote hue ] arre wah ! b.g , yeh tou chappal soongaane ke pehle hi uthh gaya ........

B.G : Dekhaa apne jalandhar ka kamaal !

Alex : :( aaj apun ko pehlii baar kissi ne jhaapar maara hai ......... aapke jhaapar se mujhe meri maa ki yaad aa gayi .....

[ b.g aur chaandnii alex ko dekhte hain ]

Alex : aaj se apun aapko aayi bolega , aayi maharashtra mein yaane maa ........

Alex : aapko rehna hai na ? ..... no tension aapdono mere saath chaliye .......

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December 4, 2008, 07:14 PM

Alex : aaj se apun aapko aayi bolega , aayi maharashtra mein yaane maa ........

Alex : aapko rehna hai na ? ..... no tension aapdono mere saath chaliye .......

[ B.g aur chaandnii alex ke saath ek lodge mein pahuchtey hain ]

[ Alex lodge ke maalik ke saath baat karta hai ]

Lodge ka manager : yaahaan ek din ke rehne ka 1000 rupaye aur 1 hafte ka 7,500 rupaye lagenge ........ lena hai tou bolo ........

[ Tabhi b.g jhagraa karte hue bolti hai ]

B.G : hamaare jalandhar mein ek hafte ka rehne ke liye
750 rupaye hota hai aur aap kimat poorey ek saal ka laga rahe ho ......

Alex : aayi , koi baat nahii ......... yahaan nahi tou apni chaali hai na !

Chaandnii : hum chaal mein rahenge ! .... :(

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December 8, 2008, 06:01 AM

Alex : aayi , koi baat nahii ......... yahaan nahi tou apni chaali hai na !

Chaandnii : hum chaal mein rahenge ! .... :(

Alex : haan sister ! ab dekho sister , yaahan abhi ke liye kaise bhi edges karlo .....

B.G : theek hai , chal ........

[ Alex chaandnii aur B.G ko chaal le aata hai ]

[ chaal mein aaney ke baad ]

[ Chaal mein bahut shorr sharaaba ke kaaran maahol chaandnii aur B.G ke liye thoda mushkil ho jaata hai ]

B.G : Hum yaahan rahenge ??? [ b.g hayraan hote hue kehti hai ]

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December 8, 2008, 06:03 AM

[ Chaal mein bahut shorr sharaaba ke kaaran maahol chaandnii aur B.G ke liye thoda mushkil ho jaata hai ]

B.G : Hum yaahan rahenge ??? [ b.g hayraan hote hue kehti hai ]

Alex : aayi , ab rehne ke liye tou aapko yehi milega ..... kya hai na agar
aapko asli mumbai dekhni hai na tou aapko woh sab yaahan
zaroor milega ......... yahaan aapko shuru mein thoda mushkil hoga magar baad mein sab theek ho jaayega ....... yaahaan apun ko itna pyaar milta hai maano lagta hai ke yehi sab mere apne hain ..... yaahan ke lougon min bahut pyaar hai .....

B.G : theek hai magar , ab humme hamaara kamra tou dikha ......

[ Alex B.G aur Chaandnii ko room dekhaata hai ]

[ room chhota hone ke wajah se B.G bolii ...... ]

B.G : Oye !!!:mad: kamraa itna chotta ?? yahaan hum kaise rahenge ?

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December 11, 2008, 05:51 AM

B.G : Oye !!! kamraa itna chotta ??:mad: yahaan hum kaise rahenge ?

Alex : aayi , mumbai mein saare ghar aise hichh hote hain .........

[ Alex waahan saamaan rakhta hai ]

Alex : aayi , agar aapko ya sister ko kissi bhi chiz ka zaroorat ho tou alex haazir hai ......:cool:

[ B.G Khush Hote hue kehti hai ]

B.G : theek hai .....................:)

[ alex ke jaatey hi ]

Chaandnii : B.G , ab hum yaahan tou aagaye hain ab mujhe sabse pehla kaam yeh karna hoga ke minni didi jiis call centre mein naukri kar rahi thii ......... kal mujhe waahan interview ke liye jaana hai ............

B.G : Puttar , maata raani tujhe zarror kaamyaabi degi ......:)

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December 11, 2008, 05:53 AM

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December 15, 2008, 04:44 PM

B.G : arre chaandnii tu mujhse kyun aashirwaad le rahi hai , tujhe tou
maata raani se aashirwaad leni chahiye ........

Chaandnii : magar B.G , mere liye tou mataa raani aap ho .................... [ Chaandnii b.g se aashirwaad leti hai ]

B.G : Dekhna , yeh naukri tujhe hi milegi ...........

[ Chaandnii khush ho jaati hai ]

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[ India Calling ( call centre ) ke baahar chaandnii ka sandal ka heel toot jata hai ]

Chaandnii : [ Chaandnii pareshaan hote hue ] oh no ! ...... lagta hai
aaj mera din hi kharaab hai ..... na jaane aagey aur kya buraa honaa baaki hai ........:(

[ India Calling ke andar reception ke paas waahaan bahut loug interview dene aayein hain aur tabhi chaandnii waahan aati hai ]

[ Uske tootey hue sandal ko sab dekhte hain aur aapas mein baatein kartey hain ]

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December 15, 2008, 04:51 PM

Chaandnii : B.G , ab hum yaahan tou aagaye hain ab mujhe sabse pehla kaam yeh karna hoga ke minni didi jiis call centre mein naukri kar rahi thii ......... kal mujhe waahan interview ke liye jaana hai ............

B.G : Puttar , maata raani tujhe zarror kaamyaabi degi ......

[ Agle Din ]

[ Chaandnii subah naashta karne ke baad b.g ka aashirwaad leti hai ]

Chaandnii : B.g , mujhe aashirwaad dijiye ....... ke main ees interview
mein paas ho jaaoo .......

B.G : arre chaandnii tu mujhse kyun aashirwaad le rahi hai , tujhe tou
maata raani se aashirwaad leni chahiye ........

Chaandnii : magar B.G , mere liye tou mataa raani aap ho .................... [ Chaandnii b.g se aashirwaad leti hai ]

B.G : Dekhna , yeh naukri tujhe hi milegi ...........

[ Chaandnii khush ho jaati hai ]

[ India Calling ( call centre ) ke baahar chaandnii ka sandal ka heel toot jata hai ]

Chaandnii : [ Chaandnii pareshaan hote hue ] oh no ! ...... lagta hai
aaj mera din hi kharaab hai ..... na jaane aagey aur kya buraa honaa baaki hai ........:(

[ India Calling ke andar reception ke paas waahaan bahut loug interview dene aayein hain aur tabhi chaandnii waahan aati hai ]

[ Uske tootey hue sandal ko sab dekhte hain aur aapas mein baatein kartey hain ]

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 10:50 PM

[ India Calling ke andar reception ke paas waahaan bahut jan interview dene aayein hain aur tabhi chaandnii waahan aati hai ]

[ Uske tootey hue sandal ko sab dekhte hain aur aapas mein baatein kartey hain ]

[ chaandnii langraate hue aati hai ]

[ Chaandnii receptionist se ]

Chaandnii : main yahaan interview dene aayi hoon

Receptionist : aap please waahaan baith jaayein .......

[ Chaandnii jab waahan baithti hai tou woh apne sandal ke toote heel ko torrdeti hai aur phir doosre peir ki sandal ka heel bhi torr deti hai phir aas-paas dekhti hai ke kahin koi dekh tou nahi raha phir oosey paas mein rakhe dustbin mein fekh deti hai ]

[ Uske thode deir baad waahaan se Aditya guzartaa hai aur woh chaandnii ko dekhtaa hai ]

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 10:55 PM

[ Chaandnii jab waahan baithti hai tou woh apne sandal ke toote heel ko torrdeti hai aur phir doosre peir ki sandal ka heel bhi torr deti hai phir aas-paas dekhti hai ke kahin koi dekh tou nahi raha phir oosey paas mein rakhe dustbin mein fekh deti hai ]

[ Uske thode deir baad waahaan se Aditya guzartaa hai aur woh chaandnii ko dekhtaa hai ]

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( Aditya ( aditya as hiten tejwani ) wahii hai jo train mein chaandnii se dushmani kar liya thha aur chaandnii ne uska moo torr jawaab diya thha aur tab Aditya wahaan se chala gaya thha magar ab Aditya yahaan India Calling mein hai jahaan chaandnii interview dene aayi hai . Itna Hi nahi Aditya India Calling Ka Maalik (owner) hai . ab usne chaandnii ko dekh liya hai ke chaandnii interview dene aayi hai aur ab Aditya apna badlaaa legaaa )

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[ Aditya apne cabin mein jaataa hai aur receptionist ko phone lagaata hai ]

Aditya : hello , wahaan interview dene jo aayi hai ....... that girl behinds u ......

Receptionist : [ receptionist pehle uska info. dekhti hai ] sir , uska naam ms. chaandnii kapoor hai .....

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 10:59 PM

[ Aditya apne cabin mein jaataa hai aur receptionist ko phone lagaata hai ]

Aditya : hello , wahaan interview dene jo aayi hai ....... that girl behinds u ......

Receptionist : [ receptionist pehle uska info. dekhti hai ]
sir , uska naam ms. chaandnii kapoor hai .....

Aditya : aowww !!!! tou uska naam chaandnii hai , ms. chaandnii kapoor ....... tum ek kaam karo usse mere cabin mein bhejo ...........

[ Aditya mann mein kehta hai ]

Aditya : ab tumhaara kya hoga ....... ms. paraandey waali !

[ chaandnii ke cabin mein aaney se pehle aditya dusri taraf chair gumma leta hai ]

[ Chaandnii cabin mein aati hai ]

Chaandnii : may i come in sir ?.........

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 11:07 PM

[ chaandnii ke cabin mein aaney se pehle aditya dusri taraf chair gumma leta hai ]

[ Chaandnii cabin mein aati hai ]

Chaandnii : may i come in sir ?.........

Aditya : please seat , ms. chaandnii kapoor ..........

[ Chaandnii hayraan ho jaati hai ke uske boss ko uska naam kaise pata chal gaya ]

Aditya : tum soch rahii hougi ke mujhe tumhaara naam kaise pata ?

[ Aditya chaandii ki taraf apna chair gumma leta hai ]

Chaandnii : tum !!!!!..................

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 11:09 PM

[ Aditya chaandii ki taraf apna chair gumma leta hai ]

Chaandnii : tum !!!!!..................

Aditya : hayraan kyun ho rahi ho ? hum pehle bhi mil chuke hain ..... plz take your seat ....... :cool:

[ Chaandnii baith jaati hai ]

[ chaandnii aditya ko apne bio-data ka file deekhati hai tabhi ]

Chaandnii : sir , yeh rahein ......

Aditya : een sabki zaroorat nahii , tumhaara interview main loongaa ................

Chaandnii : tum louge interview ? mera matlab hai aap .......

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 11:12 PM

[ Aditya chaandnii ko ek page deta hai ]

Aditya : ees page mein jo likha hai , ussey parke mujhe sunnaao .........

[ Chaandnii ko woh page dekh kar ajeeb lagta hai ]

Aditya : yeh page parney ke saath saath tumhe apne dono haath utha
ke aadii rocks bolna hai tou shuru ho jaao .......

Chaandnii : [ Chaandnii woh page parna shuru karti hai ]

Chaandnii : goodmorning gentlemens aadii rocks , aadii rocks , aadii rocks

[ Chaandnii ko gussa aataa hai ]

Chaandnii : yeh sab kya hai ?

Aditya : yeh mazaak nahi , tumhaara interview hai aur tumhaare liye achha yehii hoga ke tum yeh page mujhe poora parke sunnaao ......

Chaandnii : aadii rocks , aadii rocks , aadii rocks .......

[ chaandnii partey partey ro deti hai uske aakhon pe aasoo aatey hain ]

Aditya : kya kaha ? mujhe sunaai nahi diya ..... zarra zor se padho !

Chaandnii : aadii rocks ...

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 11:18 PM

Chaandnii : aadii rocks , aadii rocks , aadii rocks .......

[ chaandnii partey partey ro deti hai uske aakhon pe aasoo aatey hain ]

Aditya : kya kaha ? mujhe sunaai nahi diya ..... zarra zor se padho !

Chaandnii : aadii rocks ...

Aditya : [ Aditya khush hote hue ] I decided !!! tum ees naukri ke liye
qualified nahi ho , tum apne ghar jaa sakti ho ........ ms. paraandeywaali .......

[ Chaandnii ko gussa aajata hai . woh apna aasoo pauchti hai ]

Chaandnii : mujhe yakeen aa gaya hai , angrezz chale gaye magar apne peechey unke chamchey aur bhooton ko chorr gayein hain ......... tumhe itna apne aap par ghamand hai tou ussey jaake kiisi achhey kaam ke liye
lagaao Mr. Aditya khanna !!!!!!

[ Chaandnii wahaan se gussa hokar chali jaati hai ]

[ Chaandnii Aditya ke Cabin se nikalti hai tou Neel ( neel as rohit roy ) chaandnii ko dekhta hai ]

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 11:22 PM

Chaandnii : mujhe yakeen aa gaya hai , angrezz chale gaye magar apne peechey unke chamchey aur bhooton ko chorr gayein hain ......... tumhe itna apne aap par ghamand hai tou ussey jaake kiisi achhey kaam ke liye
lagaao Mr. Aditya khanna !!!!!!

[ Chaandnii wahaan se gussa hokar chali jaati hai ]

[ Chaandnii Aditya ke Cabin se nikalti hai tou Neel ( neel as rohit roy ) chaandnii ko dekhta hai ]

[ Chaandnii chaal mein pahuchti hai ]

[ Chaandnii ke ek pados ke ghar ke baahar chaandnii ko doodh ke packets parey miltey hain ]

Chaandnii : arrrey , doodh ke packets baahar parey hain ........

[ Chaandnii darwaaze pe knock karti hai ]

[ padosan ( latika )gusse se bolti hai ]

Latika : kya hai ! kaun ho tum ? :mad:

Chaandnii : ji main yaahaan nayi aayi hoon ........

Latika : [ latika chaandnii ko sells man samajhte hue ]humme aapka
koi product nahi chahiye ......... jaayiye aap !

Chaandnii : je main koi sellsman nahi , je woh ......

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 11:24 PM

[ Latika aur gussa ho jaati hai ]

Latika : arre tum jo bhi ho jaao na yaahaan se ! ......

[ Latika yeh kehne ke baad darwaaza bundh kar leti hai ]

[ Chaandnii yeh keh nahi paayi ke unka doodh ka packet baahar parra thha ]

Chaandnii : arre main tou yeh kehna hi bhool gayi ke unka yeh doodh ka
packet baahar parra thha ........

[ Chaandnii phir darwaaza knock karti hai ]

[ Eesbaar latika aur gussa hoke darwaaza kholti hai ]

Latika : Tum phir ! ek baar mein samajh mein nahi aata hai .....

diipendu

December 16, 2008, 11:27 PM

[ Chaandnii bhi gussa ho jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : mujhe koi shauk nahi hai aapko disturb karney ka ......

[ een sab shor se Tabhi latika ke pati ( Ramesh ) baahar aata hain ]

Ramesh : kya hua latika , kyun chilla rahi ho ?

Latika : dekhiye na , kab se aake darwaaza khatkhataa rahi hai ........

Ramesh : arre woh ghar ke baahar khari hain unhe andar tou aaney ko
kaho .......

[ Latika Chaandnii se ]

Latika : [ taanaa maartey hue ] haan ..... aayiye andar aur chai pe ke jaayiye .......

Chaandnii : je nahii , maine aapke ghar ke baahar yeh doodh ke packets
dekhe tou socha ke inhe .........

Latikaa : [ Latikaa bahut gussa hote hue ] tou itney deir se yaahaan kharey kya kar rahi thii , dey nahi saktin thii ?

[ Latika doodh ke packets chaandnii se leti hai aur darwaaza bundh kar deti hai ]

Chaandnii : arre , barey ajeeb loug hain ..... kissi ki madad karney par itna sab sunna detey hain ........

[ Chaandnii apne ghar mein pahuchti hai ]

[ B.G Chaandnii ko dekhti hai aur poochti hai ]

B.G : puttar, interview kaisa thha ? naukri mili ?..............

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 10:36 AM

[ Chaandnii apne ghar mein pahuchti hai ]

[ B.G Chaandnii ko dekhti hai aur poochti hai ]

B.G : puttar, interview kaisa thha ? naukri mili ?

[ Chaandnii udaas hotey hue kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : B.g , mujhe yeh naukri ................:(

Chaandnii : B.G , Mujhe yeh naukri ..............nahii milli

[ B.G Chaandnii ko dilaasaa dete hue ]

B.G : Koi baat nahi puttar , koi aur raasta nikaal lenge minni ko dhundne ka aur maata raani hai .......

[ Shaam ko B.G Aur Chaandnii ek park ke paas se aarahe thhe tou unhone dekha ke ek ladka cycle chalaatey hue buzurg ko giraa deta hai aur woh apne cycle se wahiin par chakkar lagaatey rehta hai ]

[ Chaandnii ko gussa aajata hai aur woh toorant waahan jaake oos buzurg ko uthati hai magar chaandnii ko yeh pata nahi ke woh oos ghamandii Aditya ke Dadaji hain aur India Calling ke maalik hain ]

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 10:41 AM

[ Shaam ko B.G Aur Chaandnii ek park ke paas se aarahe thhe tou unhone dekha ke ek ladka cycle chalaatey hue buzurg ko giraa deta hai aur woh apne cycle se wahiin par chakkar lagaatey rehta hai ]

[ Chaandnii ko gussa aajata hai aur woh toorant waahan jaake oos buzurg ko uthati hai magar chaandnii ko yeh pata nahi ke woh oos ghamandii Aditya ke Dadaji hain aur India Calling ke maalik hain ]

[ Buzurg hone ke wajah se Chaandnii unhe dadaji kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : arrey dadaji aapko kahiin lagi tou nahi ?

Dadaji : nahi betaa ....

Chaandnii : mumbai ke loug apne aap ko samajhtey kya hai , apne
se badon ki izzat nahi kartey ! ....... main abhi uski khabar leti hoon :mad:

[ Woh ladka waahan cycle chalaatey rehta hai aur chaandnii ooska cycle rokti hai ]

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 10:49 AM

Chaandnii : lagta hai tumhe badon ki izzat karni nahi aati hai !!! tumhaare wajah se dekho enhe kitna chot lagaa hai .......

[ phir oos ladke ko apne galti pe afsos hota hai ]

Woh ladka : iam sorry didi ........

Chaandnii : Sorry mujhe nahii ..... oonhe jaake kaho !!

[ woh jaake apne galti ke liye jaake dadaji se sorry boltaa hai ]

Dadaji : koi baat nahi puttar ....... tumhe apni galti pe pachhtaava hai
maine tumhe maaf kiya .......

[ Chaandnii dadaji se bolti hai ]

Chaandnii : aapne oosey maaf kar diya ??

Dadaji : haan puttar , jab kissi koi apne galti pe sharminda ho tou
ussey maaf kar dena chahiye ......

[ B.G waahan aati hai ]

B.G : aap bhi punjaabi ho ?

Dadaji : haan main jaalandhar se hoon

B.G : hum bhi jaalandhar se aaye hain .... magar yaahan pe kissi
call centre mein chaandnii ne interview deya thha magar..... ab naukri nahi milli tou eese hafte jalandhar waapas jaa rahey hain ....

Dadaji : aapne call centre ka naam kya bataaya ?

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 10:55 AM

Dadaji : aapne call centre ka naam kya bataaya ?

B.G : O koi ..... india calling hai .......

[ Dadaji chaandnii se ]

Dadaji : chaandnii puttar , esmein main tumhaari madad kar sakta hoon .........

[ B.G aur Chaandnii hayraani se dadaji ko dekhte hain ]

Chaandnii : ji ??

Dadaji : haan betaa , tumhe yeh naukri mill gayi ..... tum bas kal india calling aa jaao .....

Dadaji : ab main chalta hoon........... :)

[ yeh kehke dadaji waahan se chaley jaatey hain ]

B.g : [ B.G khush hote hue ] puttar !! yeh tou kamaal ho gaya ....

Chaandnii : Haan b.g !! maata raani ne aakhir minni didi tak pahuchne ka
raasta aakhir dekhaa hi diya hai .............

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 10:57 AM

[ Agle din ]

[ chaandnii india calling pahuchti hai ]

chaandnii : hey maata raani sab theek kardenaa ........

[ Tycen ( monali bhabhi aur india calling ki vice-president ka body guard ) ]

Tycen : ek minute ! tum madam ke cabin mein nahii jaa sakti ........

[ Tabhi cabin ke andar se monali bhabhi ( india calling ki vice-president ) ka awaaz aata hai ]

Monali bhabhi : tycen .... ussey andar aaney do !

Tycen : jaao...

[ chaandnii ke cabin ke andar jaate he ]

Tycen : ab tumhaara kya hoga........:rolleyes:

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 11:12 AM

[ monali bhabhi chaandnii ko gusse se dekhti hai ]

Monali bhabhi : o tou tum ho chaandnii ....

Chaandnii : je mam.....

[ Aditya wahiin par beitha hota hai ]

Monali bhabhi : [ gusse se bolte hue ] my foot !!! tumhaari himmat bhi kaise hue yaahan dobaara aaney ki ..... shaayad aditya ne tumhe bataaya nahi ke mujhe aise loug bilkul pasand nahi jo ekbaar dhakke khaane ke baad dobaara wahiin chale aatey hain ...........

Monali Bhabhi : kyunki dadaji ne kaha hai eseliye main tumhe doosra
mauka deti hoon........ magar eske liye bhi ek shart hai .....

Chaandnii : shart , kaise shart ?

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 11:14 AM

Monali Bhabhi : kyunki dadaji ne kaha hai eseliye main tumhe doosra
mauka deti hoon........ magar eske liye bhi ek shart hai .....

Chaandnii : shart , kaise shart ?

[ tabhi aditya apna chair chaandnii ke taraf palatey hue bolta hai ]

Aditya : tumhe abhi esse waqt ek deal crack karni hogi ........... agar tumne kardiya tou yeh naukri tumhaari hai ......

Monali bhabhi : aur agar nahii kiya....... tou tum ees naukri ko bhool jaao !

[ Chaandnii mann mein sochti hai ]

Chaandnii : ( agar minni didi ka pata na lagaana hota tou main yaahan kabhi nahi aati .......... )

Chaandnii : mujhe manzoor hai ...........

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 11:16 AM

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 10:52 PM

Chaandnii : ( agar minni didi ka pata na lagaana hota tou main yaahan kabhi nahi aati .......... )

Chaandnii : mujhe manzoor hai ...........

Aditya : ms. paraandey waali , ab tumhaari ek galati aur tum india calling ke baahar .......

Monali bhabhi : ab tum jaa sakti ho ......

[ chaandnii cabin ke baahar aati hai monali aur aditya ke saath ]

[ india calling ke saarey employees apne jagah pe khare ho jaate chaandnii ko dekhte hain ]

[ Chaandnii dheere dheere computer ke taraf aagey badti hai aur har kissi ki nazar chaandnii par hai ]

[ Chaandnii headphone ko uthati hai aur call lagaati foreign ke coustmer ko ]

[ Chaandnii mata raani se praathna karti hai ]

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 10:54 PM

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 11:30 PM

Aditya : ms. paraandey waali , ab tumhaari ek galati aur tum india calling ke baahar .......

Monali bhabhi : ab tum jaa sakti ho ......

[ chaandnii cabin ke baahar aati hai monali aur aditya ke saath ]

[ india calling ke saarey employees apne jagah pe khare ho jaate chaandnii ko dekhte hain ]

[ Chaandnii dheere dheere computer ke taraf aagey badti hai aur har kissi ki nazar chaandnii par hai ]

[ Chaandnii headphone ko uthati hai aur call lagaati foreign ke client ko ]

[ Chaandnii mata raani se praathna karti hai ]

[ waahaan chaal mein b.g maata raani ke saamne deeya jalaa ke praathna karti hai ke chaandnii ko yeh naukri mill jaaye ]

Chaandnii : hey maata raani aaj mere saath saath aapki bhi pariksha hai .... mujh par apni kripaa banaaye rakhna .......

[ foreign client Call recieve karta hai ]

diipendu

December 18, 2008, 11:42 PM

[ Chaandnii dheere dheere computer ke taraf aagey badti hai aur har kissi ki nazar chaandnii par hai ]

[ Chaandnii headphone ko uthati hai aur call lagaati foreign ke coustmer ko ]

[ Chaandnii mata raani se praathna karti hai ]

[ waahaan chaal mein b.g maata raani ke saamne deeya jalaa ke praathna karti hai ke chaandnii ko yeh naukri mill jaaye ]

Chaandnii : hey maata raani aaj mere saath saath aapki bhi pariksha hai .... mujh par apni kripaa banaaye rakhna .......

[ foreign client Call recieve karta hai ]

Chaandnii : hello , mr. kent ..... iam calling from behalf of roots herbal care

Mr. Kent : no no , i dont need any products.......

Chaandnii : sir, mr. kent ..... hey rabba main kya karoon .........

Mr. Kent : what ! what u say ? ........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:19 AM

[ foreign client Call recieve karta hai ]

Chaandnii : hello , mr. kent ..... iam calling from behalf of roots herbal care

Mr. Kent : no no , i dont need any products.......

Chaandnii : sir, mr. kent ..... hey rabba main kya karoon .........:(

Mr. Kent : what ! what u say ? ........

Chaandnii : hey rabba main kya karoon

Mr. Kent : saada panjaab dey ho ??

[ india calling ke saarey loug ekdum se dung reh jaatey hain unhe yakeen nahi aata ]

[ Aditya aur monali bhabhi waahan hayraan ho jaatey hain ]

[ Chaandnii khush ho jaati hai aur maata raani ko shukriya karti hai ]

Chaandnii : je haan assi chaandnii jaalandhar se magar praa tussi punjab de kithhey ?

Mr. Kent : assi bhi jaalandhar se..... haye mujhe praa keh diya assi wich
yehi bahut hai..... oye tu aaj se mujhe apna praa samaj .....

[ Chaandnii khush hojaati hai aur aditya aur monali bhabhi ko bahut gussa aata hai kyunki unke eraadey naakaamiyaab hogaye hain ]

Mr. Kent :[ mr. kent khush hote hue ] oye behena mujhe yeh deal manzoor hai ......

Chaandnii : je thank you !! [ chaandnii ne yeh deal crack kar liya aur yeh shart bhi poori karlii ]

[ Tabhi waahan dadaji aatey hain ]

Dadaji : [ khush hotey hue sabse kehte hain ] dekha tumlougon ne ..... kabhi kissi ko chotta nahi samajhna chahiye ........... eesey
kehte hain asli punjab ki himmat .....

[ Mohini bhabhi bahut zyaada gussey se bolti hue ]

Mohini bhabhi : My .... Foot !!!!!!!!!!:mad:

[ chaandnii aditya ko jeet aur aditya ki haar ke nazron se dekhte hue ]

[ Chaandnii dadaji ka aashirwaad leti hai ]

Dadaji : beta mera aashirwaad hamesha tumhaare
saath hai ke tum hamesha safal raho ......

[ een sabke baad Neel waahan aata hai ]

Neel : congrats ! oh sorry , main ne tou apna introduction diya hi nahi ......

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:21 AM

[ Tabhi waahan dadaji aatey hain ]

Dadaji : [ khush hotey hue sabse kehte hain ] dekha tumlougon ne ..... kabhi kissi ko chotta nahi samajhna chahiye ........... eesey
kehte hain asli punjab ki himmat .....

[ Monali bhabhi bahut zyaada gussey se bolti hue ]

Monali bhabhi : My .... Foot !!!!!!!!!!

[ chaandnii aditya ko jeet aur aditya ki haar ke nazron se dekhte hue ]

[ Chaandnii dadaji ka aashirwaad leti hai ]

Dadaji : beta mera aashirwaad hamesha tumhaare
saath hai ke tum hamesha safal raho ......

[ een sabke baad Neel waahan aata hai ]

Neel : congrats !

Neel : congrats ! oh sorry , main ne tou apna introduction diya hi nahi ......

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:30 AM

[ Mohini bhabhi bahut zyaada gussey se bolti hue ]

Mohini bhabhi : My .... Foot !!!!!!!!!!

[ chaandnii aditya ko jeet aur aditya ki haar ke nazron se dekhte hue ]

[ Chaandnii dadaji ka aashirwaad leti hai ]

Dadaji : beta mera aashirwaad hamesha tumhaare
saath hai ke tum hamesha safal raho ......

[ een sabke baad Neel waahan aata hai ]

Neel : congrats ! :)

Neel : congrats ! oh sorry , main ne tou apna introduction diya hi nahi ......

Neel : hi , main Neel .......

Chaandnii : main chaandnii.....:)

Neel : nice name , tou chalo aaj se tum india calling ki
sadasya ho tou tumhe yaahan ke baarey mein kuch zaroori
baatein samjhaa detaa hoon .........

[ Neel chaandnii ko cafeteria dikhaata hai ]

Neel : yeh raha cafeteria .... yahaan kaam ke baad jab sab
thak ke choor choor hojaatey hain tou relax hone ke liye yahaan aate hain .........

Chaandnii : tou neel hamme pataa kaise chalta hai ke break ke
baad waapas kaam pe kab jaana hai ?

Neel : hmm.... jaise humaare school mein lunch break ke baad bell lagti thii theek waise yahaan ek timing hota hai 10 min. ka break aur uske baad
waapas kaam pe........

Chaandnii : o .... ab samaj mein aaya !

[ Neel Chaandnii ko tycen ka cabin dekhaata hai jahaan india calling ke saarey employees ke details ek computer mein record hai ]

Neel : yeh raha woh computer jismein india calling ke jitney bhi employees ne yahaan kaam kiya oon sab ka record ees mein hai ........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:31 AM

[ Neel Chaandnii ko tycen ka cabin dekhaata hai jahaan india calling ke saarey employees ke details ek computer mein record hai ]

Neel : yeh raha woh computer jismein india calling ke jitney bhi
employees ne yahaan kaam kiya oon sab ka record ees mein hai ........

Chaandni : tou kya eesmein saarey employees ka address bhi hoga ?

Neel : haan , eesmein saarey employees ke address ke saath saath unka contact details bhi hain .......

[ Chandnii bahut khush ho jaati hai maano jaise oosey sab kuch mill gaya hai kyunki ab ees computer mein employees ke saarey details hain tou yahaan se chaandnii ko minni didi tak pahuchne ka raasta bhi ab mill gaya hai ]

[ Chaandnii mann mein sochtii hai ]

Chaandnii : hey maata raani , aaj aapne mujhe minni didi tak pahuchne
ka raasta dikha ke mujh par bahut baraa opkaar kiya hai..........
ab mera jaalandhar se mumbai aana safal ho jaayega ........
bas ab mujhe kissi bhi tarah ees computer se minni didi ka pataa
lagaana hoga ........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:35 AM

Neel : haan , eesmein saarey employees ke address ke saath saath unka contact details bhi hain .......

[ Chandnii bahut khush ho jaati hai maano jaise oosey sab kuch mill gaya hai kyunki ab ees computer mein employees ke saarey details hain tou yahaan se chaandnii ko minni didi tak pahuchne ka raasta bhi ab mill gaya hai ]

[ Chaandnii mann mein sochtii hai ]

Chaandnii : hey maata raani , aaj aapne mujhe minni didi tak pahuchne
ka raasta dikha ke mujh par bahut baraa opkaar kiya hai..........
ab mera jaalandhar se mumbai aana safal ho jaayega ........
bas ab mujhe kissi bhi tarah ees computer se minni didi ka pataa
lagaana hoga ........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:41 AM

Chaandnii : hey maata raani , aaj aapne mujhe minni didi tak pahuchne
ka raasta dikha ke mujh par bahut baraa opkaar kiya hai..........
ab mera jaalandhar se mumbai aana safal ho jaayega ........
bas ab mujhe kissi bhi tarah ees computer se minni didi ka pataa
lagaana hoga ........

[ uske baad neel chaandnii ko uske jagah dekhaata hai jahaan beith ke chaandnii apna kaam karegi ]

Neel : yeh raha tumhaara jagah jaahan beith ke tumhe saarey deals
crack karney hain .....

[ Neel Chaandnii ko uska I-Card deta hai ]

Neel : yeh raha tumhaara Temporary I-Card , eese hamesha yahaan par apne saath rakhna tumhe eeske zaroorat hogi aur tumhaara permanent I-Card jald hi tumhe dey diya jaayega .......

Chaandnii : thanks neel ....

Neel : dosti mein no thanks , friends ?.........

[ Chaandnii neel ka friendship accept kartey hue ]

Chaandnii : friends....:)

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:49 AM

Chaandnii : magar mujhe subah kitne baje yahaan aana hoga ?

Neel : yahaan ka kaan din ko nahi raat ko shuru hota hai ....

Chaandnii : [ pareshaan hote hue ] kya !

Neel : haan , kyunki jab india mein raat hota hai foriegn mein tou subah ho raha hota hai eeseliye yahaan humme raat ko clients se deal karni hoti hai .....

[ Chaandnii chawl pahuchti hai ]

Chaandnii : agar b.g ko pata chalega ke aaj mujhe minni didi tak
pahuchne ka raasta mill gayaa hai tou woh khush honge.......

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 09:50 AM

Chaandnii : agar b.g ko pata chalega ke aaj mujhe minni didi tak
pahuchne ka raasta mill gayaa hai tou woh khush honge.......

[ Chaandnii ghar pahuchti hai aur khush hote hue b.g ko bulaati hai ...... ]

Chaandnii : b.g !!!!!! b.g bahut badii khush khabrii hai jaldi aao !!!

B.G : arrrre kya hua , kyun chilla rahi hai ..... aisa kya bataana hai ?

Chaandnii : b.g bahut badii khush khabrii hai ........ aakhir jaalandhar se
yaahan jiss kaam ke liye aayein hain woh kaam ab pooraa
hotey hue nazar aaraha hai ........

[ B.G khush hote hue kehti hai ]

B.G : such ? .....

Chaandnii : haan b.g .........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:02 AM

[ B.G khush hote hue kehti hai ]

B.G : such ? .....

Chaandnii : haan b.g .........

Chaandnii : aur pataa hai b. g , india calling mein sab subah nahi ....
balki raat ko jaatey hain waahaan kaam karney ..........

[ B.G gussa hote hue kehti hai ]

B.G : arrre !!! aisa kya kaam hai jo din ko nahi raat ko kartey
hain ?? ...... nahi nahi chaandnii main tujhe ees daftar
mein kaam karney nahii doongi ........

[ Chaandnii B.G ko samjhaatey hue ]

Chaandnii : aisa nahi hai b.g ...... maine waahan ka maahol dekha hai
aur agar minni didi ka pataa lagaanaa hai tou mujhe yeh
naukri karni hogi ........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:08 AM

[ B.G gussa hote hue kehti hai ]

B.G : arrre !!! aisa kya kaam hai jo din ko nahi raat ko kartey
hain ?? ...... nahi nahi chaandnii main tujhe ees daftar
mein kaam karney nahii doongi ........

[ Chaandnii B.G ko samjhaatey hue ]

Chaandnii : aisa nahi hai b.g ...... maine waahan ka maahol dekha hai
aur agar minni didi ka pataa lagaanaa hai tou mujhe yeh
naukri karni hogi ........

[ B.G phir bhi nahi maan rahi hai ]

Chaandnii : b.g main yeh naukri sirf minni didi ka pataa lagaane ke maksad se kar rahi hoon aur jab mujhe minni didi ka pataa
chal jaayega tou main yeh naukri chhor doongi .........

B.G : theek hai puttar , magar mujhse vaada kar ke teri minni didi ka pata
lagney ke baad hum teeno ek saath yeh mumbai chhor-chhar ke
jaalandhar chale jaayenge ...... ? ...........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:09 AM

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:13 AM

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:17 AM

[ Shaam hoti hai ]

[ B.G Chaandnii ko uthaate hue ]

B.G : Chaandnii ..... puttar uthh jaa , office nahi jana ?

[ Chaandnii uthhti hai aur ghari dekhti hai ]

Chaandnii : oh nahi !! main office ke liye late ho jaaongi agar main jaldi na ghar se na nikli ....

[ Chaandnii jaldi se tyaar hoti hai aur yaahan se B.G Chaandnii ke liye tiffin tyaar rakhti hai ]

[ B.G Chaandnii se kehti hai ]

B.G : chaandnii puttar , aaj tera office ka pehla din hai ........ tou sabko mithha tou karaana hi chahiye ...... [ B.G Chaandnii ko mithaai ka debba deti hai ]

Chaandnii : B.g ab mujhe jaldi india calling pahuchna hoga .....

[ Chaandnii B.g ka aashirwaad leti hai ]

[ Chaandnii india calling ke baahar pahuchti hai tabhi wahaan aditya apni gaari ko slow karte hue chaandnii ke saath saath chalta hai ]

[ Chaandnii ko taanaa maarne ke liye aditya apne dost se phone pe baat karte hue ]

Aditya : haan rocky !! arre yaar kya bataaoon ......

[ Chaandnii gusse se aditya ke orr dekhte hue aage chal rahi hoti hai magar aditya oosey ab bhi taana maar raha hai ]

Aditya : arre yaar kya bataaoon ...... aajkal yeh chote sheyher se aaye loug yeh samajne lagey hain ke woh badey sheyher mein aa gaye tou
oonki aukaad bhi badii ho gayi hai ...........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:21 AM

[ Chaandnii ko taanaa maarne ke liye aditya apne dost se phone pe baat karte hue ]

Aditya : haan rocky !! arre yaar kya bataaoon ......

[ Chaandnii gusse se aditya ke orr dekhte hue aage chal rahi hoti hai magar aditya oosey ab bhi taana maar raha hai ]

Aditya : arre yaar kya bataaoon ...... aajkal yeh chote sheyher se aaye loug yeh samajne lagey hain ke woh badey sheyher mein aa gaye tou
oonki aukaad bhi badii ho gayi hai ...........

[ chaandnii ko soon kar bahut bura laga woh wahin ruk gayi ]

Aditya : ab main kya bataaoon ..... india calling mein bhi aise koi hai
" ms. paraandey waali " jo samjhti hai ke oosey yaahan naukri mill
gayi hai tou oosney yeh jang jit liya hai ............... magar osey yeh nahi
pata ke ooska paala Aditya khaanna yaani aadi se paraa hai ........ and
everyone already know that Aadi Rocks ......

Aditya : ab een chote sheyher waalon ko kya pata ke rockin roll or hip hop kya hai .......

[ ab chaandnii ka gussa poore tarrah foot gaya hai aur ab woh gusse se aditya se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : ..........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:23 AM

Aditya : arre yaar kya bataaoon ...... aajkal yeh chote sheyher se aaye loug yeh samajne lagey hain ke woh badey sheyher mein aa gaye tou
oonki aukaad bhi badii ho gayi hai ...........

[ chaandnii ko soon kar bahut bura laga woh wahin ruk gayi ]

Aditya : ab main kya bataaoon ..... india calling mein bhi aise koi hai
" ms. paraandey waali " jo samjhti hai ke oosey yaahan naukri mill
gayi hai tou oosney yeh jang jit liya hai ............... magar osey yeh nahi
pata ke ooska paala Aditya khaanna yaani aadi se paraa hai ........ and
everyone already know that Aadi Rocks ......

Aditya : ab een chote sheyher waalon ko kya pata ke rockin roll or hip hop kya hai .......

[ ab chaandnii ka gussa poore tarrah foot gaya hai aur ab woh gusse se aditya se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : Chaandnii : tum samajhte kya ho apne aap ko ! ......... tumhaare so-called sheyher mein apne culture ka respect nahi kiya jaata hoga ...... magar humaare jaalandhar mein har choti se choti khushi
ko bhi jashan ke tarah manaate hain tumhaari een khokli
parties ke tarah nahi hotey ........ baat karte ho hip-hop aur
rock-in-roll ki , tum bhaley hi apne desh aur culture ko avoid
karo magar mujhe garv hai mere bhaartiya hone par .......

Aditya : ms. paraandey ..... yeh matt bhoolo ke abhi jiss naukri pe itna
itraa rahii ho na ......... main chahoon tou abhi tumhe ees
naukri se nikalvaa sakta hoon ...............

Chaandnii : achha ?? ..... tou tum bhi soon lo mr. rockin roll ! jab tak
mujhe india calling se nikaalne ka ki thoss saboot na miley
tab tak tum mujhe yahaan se nahi nikaal sakte ....... aur
ek baat mujhe tum jaise ghamandi lougon pe apna time
waste karne ka koi shauk nahi hai ......
Got It ? Mr. rock - n - roll .......

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:41 AM

[ Aditya ko bahut gussa aata hai ]

[ chaandnii ke jaane ke baad Aditya gusse se kasam khaate hue bolta hai ]

Aditya : tumhe tou main nahi chorunga ms. paraandey waali !!! tumhe
yeh dushmani bahut mehengi paregi .............

[ chaaro taraf har koi apne calls mein busy hain chaandnii
sabko dekhti aur sochti hai ]

Chaandnii : aaj mera india calling mein pehla din hai ..... hey maata raani
aapke kripa se main india calling mein aagayi hoon bas .... ab
mujhe kissi bhi tarah yahaan se minni didi ka pata lagaana hoga .....

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:46 AM

Aditya : ms. paraandey ..... yeh matt bhoolo ke abhi jiss naukri pe itna
itraa rahii ho na ......... main chahoon tou abhi tumhe ees
naukri se nikalvaa sakta hoon ...............

Chaandnii : achha ?? ..... tou tum bhi soon lo mr. rockin roll ! jab tak
mujhe india calling se nikaalne ka ki thoss saboot na miley
tab tak tum mujhe yahaan se nahi nikaal sakte ....... aur
ek baat mujhe tum jaise ghamandi lougon pe apna time
waste karne ka koi shauk nahi hai ......
Got It ? Mr. rock - n - roll .......

[ Aditya ko bahut gussa aata hai ]

[ chaandnii ke jaane ke baad Aditya gusse se kasam khaate hue bolta hai ]

Aditya : tumhe tou main nahi chorunga ms. paraandey waali !!! tumhe
yeh dushmani bahut mehengi paregi .............

[ chaaro taraf har koi apne calls mein busy hain chaandnii
sabko dekhti aur sochti hai ]

Chaandnii : aaj mera india calling mein pehla din hai ..... hey maata raani
aapke kripa se main india calling mein aagayi hoon bas .... ab
mujhe kissi bhi tarah yahaan se minni didi ka pata lagaana hoga ...

[ Tabhi wahan neel aajaata hai ]

Neel : arre chaandnii tum yahaan khari ho.... andar Monali mam tumhe
bulaa rahi hai , jaldi jaao ! .........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:52 AM

Chaandnii : aaj mera india calling mein pehla din hai ..... hey maata raani
aapke kripa se main india calling mein aagayi hoon bas .... ab
mujhe kissi bhi tarah yahaan se minni didi ka pata lagaana hoga ...

[ Tabhi wahan neel aajaata hai ]

Neel : arre chaandnii tum yahaan khari ho.... andar Monali mam tumhe
bulaa rahi hai , jaldi jaao ! .........

[ Chaandnii jaldi se jaaney lagti hai tabhi ]

Neel : Chaandnii .... yeh debba bhi ley jaaogi monali mam ke saamne ??

Chaandnii : oh ! iam sorry .... Neel tum yeh debba lo main abhi aayi .....

[ Cabin Ke Andar Monali Bhabhi Chaandnii Ka Intezaar kar Rahii thhii ]

[ Chaandnii cabin ke andar aati hai ]

Chaandnii : mam , aapne mujhe bulaaya ?..........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 10:54 AM

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:00 AM

Monali Bhabhi : [ gusse se bolti hai ] kya tumne apna chehraa kabhi
aayene mein dekha hai ? .......

Chaandnii : je ???

[ Monali Bhabhi Chaandnii ke taraf ek letter fekhti hai table par ]

Monali Bhabhi : pick up that letter ! ......

[ Chaandnii letter uthaati hai ]

Monali Bhabhi : ees letter mein yeh likha hai ..... ke agar tumne
aaj bhar mein koi Deal crack nahi kiya ...... then
tum ees par sign karke apna estifa dougi aur
india calling se hamesha ke liye jaa sakti ho ......

Chaandnii : magar mam .....

Monali Bhabhi : [ gussey se bolti hue ] mujhe agar magar sunna
bilkul pasand nahi !!!! ab tum jaa sakti ho .............

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:02 AM

[ Cabin Ke Andar Monali Bhabhi Chaandnii Ka Intezaar kar Rahii thhii ]

[ Chaandnii cabin ke andar aati hai ]

Chaandnii : mam , aapne mujhe bulaaya ?..........

Monali Bhabhi : [ gusse se bolti hai ] kya tumne apna chehraa kabhi
aayene mein dekha hai ? .......

Chaandnii : je ???

[ Monali Bhabhi Chaandnii ke taraf ek letter fekhti hai table par ]

Monali Bhabhi : pick up that letter ! ......

[ Chaandnii letter uthaati hai ]

Monali Bhabhi : ees letter mein yeh likha hai ..... ke agar tumne
aaj bhar mein koi Deal crack nahi kiya ...... then
tum ees par sign karke apna estifa dougi aur
india calling se hamesha ke liye jaa sakti ho ......

Chaandnii : magar mam .....

Monali Bhabhi : [ gussey se bolti hue ] mujhe agar magar sunna
bilkul pasand nahi !!!! ab tum jaa sakti ho ........

[ Monali Bhabhi muskuraati hai ]

[ Chaandnii monali bhabhi ke cabin se udaas hote hue aati hai ]

[ Tabhi wahaan neel aata hai ]

Neel : chaandnii ! ..... kya hua ? kya kaha monali mam ne ??

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:12 AM

[ Chaandnii monali bhabhi ke cabin se udaas hote hue aati hai ]

[ Tabhi wahaan neel aata hai ]

Neel : chaandnii ! ..... kya hua ? kya kaha monali mam ne ??

Chaandnii : yehi ...... ke agar maine aaj koi bhi Deal Crack nahi
kiya ......... tou mujhe office ke baad resignation letter pe sign karna hoga .....

Neel : [ hayraan hote hue ] kya !!!! ..........

[ Cafeteria mein ]

Chaandnii : haan .....

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:16 AM

[ Cafeteria mein ]

Chaandnii : haan .....

Neel : aur yeh debba ??.....

Chaandnii : arre main tou bhool hi gayi ...

[ chaandnii neel ko mithai deti hai ]

Neel : thanx ....

[ Chaandnii wahaan beithe hue saarey lougon se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : aaj mera yahaan pehla din hai , eeseliye mithaai
mere taraf se aap sab ke liye .....

[ Sab chaandnii se khush hokar taaliyon se chaandnii ka
india calling mein welcome karte hain ]

[ Chaandnii wahaan par har kisi ko mithai deti hai ]

[ chaandnii ek chup chap beithe hue ( Aakash )
ko dekhti hai jo bahut serious hokar wahaan beitha hua hai ]

[ Chaandnii Neel se Akash ke baarey mein poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : neel , wahaan woh jo beitha hua hai ...... oosey
kya hua ?

Neel : oh , woh ... uska naam akash hai ...... woh hamesha hi
aise serious rehta hai ..... oos se baat karne
ka koi faayeda nahi .....

Chaandnii : ek minute main abhi aayi ......

[ Chaandnii Akash ke paas jaati hai mithai dene ]

[ Tabhi Akash ko phone aata hai aur woh phone par baat
karne lag jaata hai ]

[ Chaandnii usko mithaai dena chahti hai magar woh phone
pe busy hai eeseliye chaandnii ooska intzaar karti hai ke woh kab phone rakhe ]

[ Akash phone karne ke baad chaandnii se kehta hai ]

[ Akash chaandnii se gusse se bolta hai ]

Akash : kya hai !!!!

Chaandnii : woh ..... aaj mera yahaan pehla din hai
eeseliye yeh ......

[ Akash wahaan se chala jata hai ]

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:18 AM

[ Neel Chaandnii ko wahaan saarey employees se milaata hai ]

[ Chaandnii oon sabko mithai baat ti hai ]

[ Een sabke baad neel chaandnii se ]

Neel : chaandnii ek bahut zaroori baat , tum clients ko apna
asli naam nahi bata sakti yeh rules ke khilaaf hai .......
tumhe " Kaithe " ke naam se clients ko call karna hoga . ok ?

Chaandnii : theek hai ........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:39 AM

Neel : chaandnii ek bahut zaroori baat , tum clients ko apna
asli naam nahi bata sakti yeh rules ke khilaaf hai .......
tumhe " Kaithe " ke naam se clients ko call karna hoga . ok ?

Chaandnii : theek hai ........

[ Chaandnii apne table par maata rani ki ek choti se moorti rakhti hai aur pranaam karti hai ]

[ Tabhi paas mein Mishti dekh leti hai aur chaandnii se bolti hai ]

Mishti : chaandnii ! yeh koi mandir nahi hai jo tum yeh moorti yahaan
leke aayi ho ... agar monali mam ne dekh liya tou kya hoga
tumhe yeh andaaza bhi nahi ........

Chaandnii : mishti..... aaj main agar yahaan tak pahuch paayi hoon
tou sirf maata raani ke aashirwad ke wajah se ...... aur mujhe
pata hai mataa raani hamesha mera saath degi ....... eeseliye
aisa kuch nahi hoga ...

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:39 AM

Mishti : chaandnii ! yeh koi mandir nahi hai jo tum yeh moorti yahaan
leke aayi ho ... agar monali mam ne dekh liya tou kya hoga
tumhe yeh andaaza bhi nahi ........

Chaandnii : mishti..... aaj main agar yahaan tak pahuch paayi hoon
tou sirf maata raani ke aashirwad ke wajah se ...... aur mujhe
pata hai mataa raani hamesha mera saath degi ....... eeseliye
aisa kuch nahi hoga ...

Mishti : theek hai , tumhaari marzi !

[ chaandnii wapas deal crack karne ke liye clients ko call karti hai ]

Chaandnii : hello sir , it`s me kaithe calling from behalf of roots
herbal care .....

[ Tabhi woh foriegn client mana kar deta hai ]
__________________

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:41 AM

Chaandnii : hello sir , it`s me kaithe calling from behalf of roots
herbal care .....

[ Tabhi woh foriegn client mana kar deta hai ]

Client : no no i dont want product ... [ yeh keh ke woh phone rakh deta hai ]

[ Chaandnii bahut nervous ho jaati hai woh aas paas sabko dekhti hai ke woh loug clients se kaise baat kar rahein hai ]

[ Chaandnii unhe gaur se dekhne ke baad unki tarah clients se baatein karne ko tyaar hai aur call lagaati hai ]

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:46 AM

[ Chaandnii bahut nervous ho jaati hai woh aas paas sabko dekhti hai ke woh loug clients se kaise baat kar rahein hai ]

[ Chaandnii unhe gaur se dekhne ke baad unki tarah clients se baatein karne ko tyaar hai aur call lagaati hai ]

Chaandnii : hello ... sir , u are our very prestigious coustmer ..... and
we are offering you a herbal product ....

[ Chaandnii theek se clients baat nahi kar paayi ]

Client : [ bahut gusse se ] i dont want your silly product !!!! [ yeh kehke woh client phone rakh deta hai ]

[ Chaandnii ab bahut pareshaan hogayi hai woh maata raani se praathnaa karti hai ]

Chaandnii : hey mata raani ... ab tak aapne mera itna saath
diya ........ agar aaj maine koi bhi deal crack nahi kiya tou ...... tou
aaj mujhe apna istifa dena hoga ....aur aapko bhi pata hai ke main
jaalandhar se itni door sirf minni didi ko dhundne aayi hoon , ab sab
kuch aapke oopar hai .............

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 11:57 AM

Chaandnii : hey mata raani ... ab tak aapne mera itna saath
diya ........ agar aaj maine koi bhi deal crack nahi kiya tou ...... tou
aaj mujhe apna istifa dena hoga ....aur aapko bhi pata hai ke main
jaalandhar se itni door sirf minni didi ko dhundne aayi hoon , ab sab
kuch aapke oopar hai .............

[ Chaandnii Client ko call lagaati hai ]

[ Client phone utha ta hai ]

Chaandnii : hello sir , it`s kaithe calling from behalf of roots herbal care .....

Client : hey ! what`s your name ? katty ....

Chaandnii : no sir , it`s kaithe not katty .....

[ tabhi wahaan aditya aajata hai ]

Client : no ! i call u sweet katty .....

[ Chaandnii ko ab gussa aajata hai ]

Chaandnii : sir , i will be very thankful if u call me in my correct name katty !

Client : ok ok ..... i will kaithe , iam sorry kaithe .......

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 12:00 PM

Chaandnii : ek deal crack karne ke liye main apni pehchaan kyun
bhulaa rahi hoon .... kaithe mera naam nahi hai tou main
kyun aisa naam ka sahaara loon jiske wajah se mera asli
pehchaan ghum ho jaaye ..... nahi ! main chaandnii hoon aur
chandnii hi rahoongi .... bhaley hi essey meri naukri chali jaaye ...........

[ Chaandnii foreign coustmer se kehti hai ]

Client : hello ? kaithe ??

Chaandnii : no sir ..... Chaandnii ......

[ Aditya chauk jaata hai aur aas paas beithe saarey loug chaandnii ke taraf dekhte hain ]

Client : what ! chaandnii ?....

Chaandnii : yes sir ... my name is chaandnii not kaithe ....

Client : then are you an indian ??........

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 12:02 PM

Chaandnii : yes sir ... my name is chaandnii not kaithe ....

Client : then are you an indian ??........

Chaandnii : yes sir , iam indian and i proud to be
an indian .....[ chaandnii aditya ke taraf dekhte hue ]
for due to some reason iam not ready to loose my culture
and my ownself .....

[ Client chaandnii ke apne aur desh ke prati respect
dekh kar bahut impressed ho jaata hai ]

Client : i salute you .... and iam very impressed from u ..... and
i want to buy 3 herbal product ....

[ Chaandnii yeh soon ke khush ho jaati hai kyunki oosney
deal crack kar li hai ]

Chaandnii : thank you sir !!!!!

[ Aditya yeh dekh kar wahaan se chalaa jaata hai ]

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 12:03 PM

Neel : [ khush hote hue ] congrats !!!!

[ Wahaan sab chaandnii ko congrats karte hain ]

Chaandnii : [ khush hote hue ] thanx ......

[ Chaandnii mata raani se ]

Chaandnii : maata raani aaj aapne mera phir se saath diya
aur aapke aashirwaad se mujhe oos resignation
letter ko sign nahi karna parega .......

diipendu

December 20, 2008, 12:12 PM

[ Chaandnii khush hote hue monali bhabhi ke cabin mein jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : [ khush hote hue ] mam ! , ab mujhe resign karne ke koi
zaroorat nahi ..... kyunki maine aaj ek deal crack kar li hai .......

[ Monali bhabhi ko bahut gussa aagaya hai ]

Monali bhabhi : my ..... foot !!!! ..... tycen !!!

Tycen : je mam ....

Monali bhabhi : zarra bataana tou ......ke chaandnii ne yeh deal kaise
crack ki hai ?..........

.

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:12 AM

Monali bhabhi : zarra bataana tou ......ke chaandnii ne yeh deal kaise
crack ki hai ..........

Tycen : mam , chaandnii ne yahaan ka bahut ahem rule toraa
hai ....... oosne client ko apna asli naam bataya hai .........

Chaandnii : magar mam , kissi kaam ko karne ke liye humme
apne asli pehchaan agar chupaana parey tou woh tou dhoka hua ..... agar clients ko yeh pata chala ke hum oonse apna asli naam chuppa kar oonse dhoka kar rahein hain tou unke nazron mein humaare saath saath humaare desh ki kya izzat reh jaayege aakhir wh tou humme dhokebaaz hi samjhenge ..........

[ Tabhi dadaji wahaan aatein hain ]

Dadaji : bilkul sahi kaha chaandnii tumne ! .......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:14 AM

Dadaji : haan ... tumne sahi kaha chaandnii .... aur main yeh chahunga
ke ab india calling mein aisa niyam ho jahaan har employees
ko unke asli naam foreign clients ko bataane ki ejaazat ho ..... aur
yeh niyam aaj se laabu hota hai .....

Monali Bhabhi : ab tum jaa sakti ho ....

Dadaji : waise .... tumne aditya ko kahin dekha hai ? main oosey dhund
raha thha ... koi baat nahi main dhund loonga ........... [ dadji wahaan
se chale jaate hain ]

[ Dadaji ne chaandnii ka saath diya eesliye ab Monali bhabhi ko bahut gussa araha hai ]

Monali Bhabhi : my foot !!!!!! .... tumhe tou main nahi
chorungi ms. chaandnii kapoor ! .........

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:27 AM

Monali Bhabhi : my foot !!!!!! .... tumhe tou main nahi
chorungi ms. chaandnii kapoor ! .........

[ Sab theek ho jaata hai , chaandnii waapas apne calls mein busy ho jaati hai ]

[ Bahut raat ho jaati hai chaandnii ko kaam
kartey kartey bahut neend aati hai ]

[ Chaandnii sochti hai ]

Chaandnii : kyun na main thode deir japki maar loon ..... phir baad
mein jaldi se ooth ke baaki ke deals dekh loongi ..........

[ Aur wahaan par b.g chaandnii ki fikar k wjah se so nahi paa rahi hai ]

B.g : hey waai guru , na jaane chaandnii wahaan itni raat ko jaag kar kaam kar bhi paayegi ya nahi ..........oosey tou itney deir tak jaagne
ki aadat bhi nahi hai .....

[ B.G Chaandnii ki fikar karte hai aur poori raat bhar jaagti hai ]

[ Chaandnii wahiin par beithe beithe sojati hai aur itne mein subah ho jaati hai ]

[ Subah hoti hai aur Chaandnii ooth jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : [ pareshaan hote hue ] oh no ! subah ho gayi aur
maine ab tak 40 mein se sirf 15 deals crack
kiye hain ........ galti meri hi hai agar main kal soti nahi
tou ab tak mein yeh saare deals crack kar liye hote ......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:28 AM

[ B.G Chaandnii ki fikar karte hai aur poori raat bhar jaagti hai ]

[ Chaandnii wahiin par beithe beithe sojati hai aur itne mein
subah ho jaati hai ]

[ Subah hoti hai aur Chaandnii ooth jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : [ pareshaan hote hue ] oh no ! subah ho gayi aur
maine ab tak 40 mein se sirf 15 deals crack
kiye hain ........ galti meri hi hai agar main kal soti nahi
tou ab tak mein yeh saare deals crack kar liye hote ......:(

[ office ki ****ti hoti hai ]

[ Chaandnii chaal pahuchti hai aur dekhti hai ke b.g paani bharne ke liye line mein lagi hai ]

Chaandnii : arre b.g , aap yahaan ... aap choro main bhar loongi paani
aur maine aapse kitne baar kaha hai ke aap bhaari saaman
nahi uthaayengi phir bhi ......

B.g : arre puttar main yeh sambhaal loongi , tu chinta matt
kar ...... aur yeh kavita bhi tou hai meri madad karne ke
liye ..... tu thak gayi hogi ja jaake araam kar le ........

Chaandnii : woh sab tou theek hai , magar aap ko dekhne se tou
lagta hai ke aap raat bhar soui nahi hain ......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:38 AM

Chaandnii : arre b.g , aap yahaan ... aap choro main bhar loongi paani
aur maine aapse kitne baar kaha hai ke aap bhaari saaman
nahi uthaayengi phir bhi ......

B.g : arre puttar main yeh sambhaal loongi , tu chinta matt
kar ...... aur yeh kavita bhi tou hai meri madad karne ke
liye ..... tu thak gayi hogi ja jaake araam kar le ........

Chaandnii : woh sab tou theek hai , magar aap ko dekhne se tou
lagta hai ke aap raat bhar soui nahi hain ......

B.G : woh kya hai na ... naya sheyher hai naya maahol hai eeseliye
raat ko thek se nind nahi aayi .... tu jaa na ! jaake thoda aaram kar le .....

Chaandnii : je b.g .....

[ Chaandnii kamrey mein pahuch jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : main jaanti hoon b.g aap mujhse kitna hi chupa le magar
mujhe pata hai ke aapko saari raat meri chinta sataai hogi ......
bas ...sirf ek baar minni didi ka pata chal jaaye .... tou yeh
saari chintaaye khatam ho jaayengi ..... aap kahaan ho minni didi ??

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:43 AM

Chaandnii : woh sab tou theek hai , magar aap ko dekhne se tou
lagta hai ke aap raat bhar soui nahi hain ......

B.G : woh kya hai na ... naya sheyher hai naya maahol hai eeseliye
raat ko thek se nind nahi aayi .... tu jaa na ! jaake thoda aaram kar le .....

Chaandnii : je b.g .....

[ Chaandnii kamrey mein pahuch jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : main jaanti hoon b.g aap mujhse kitna hi chupa le magar
mujhe pata hai ke aapko saari raat meri chinta sataai hogi ......
bas ...sirf ek baar minni didi ka pata chal jaaye .... tou yeh
saari chintaaye khatam ho jaayengi ..... aap kahaan ho minni didi ??

[ Raat ko india calling mein ]

[ Chaandnii sochti hai ke school ke dino mein exams ke samay jab chaandnii ki maa chaandnii ko paraati thii tab chaandnii ko partey partey nend aajati thhii tab oosne apni ma se poocha ]

Chaandnii : mummyji .... aap koi aisa tarika bataye na jisse mujhe neend na aaye .....

Mummyji : hmmm...... ek tarika hai !

[ Mummyji ne chaandnii ke dono choti ko chair se baandh diye aur chaandnii se kaha ]

Mummyji : ab sou ke baatao ....

[ Chaandnii ne wahi tarika kiya aur apne seat se apne choti ko baandh diya ]

[ Neel aake dekha ke chaandnii wahiin par beithe beithe so gayi ]

[ Mishti ne chaandnii ka choti seat se khola ]

Neel : dont worry ... chaandnii ko dheere dheere aadat ho jaayegi .....

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:46 AM

[ Neel aake dekha ke chaandnii wahiin par beithe beithe so gayi ]

[ Mishti ne chaandnii ka choti seat se khola ]

Neel : dont worry ... chaandnii ko dheere dheere aadat ho jaayegi .....

[ 2 din baad ]

[ Cafeteria mein chaandnii jaati hai aur dekhti hai ke wahaan har koi
aditya ko cheer-up kar rahe thhe ke aditya jeetega ]

[ Chaandnii wahaan jaake dekhti hai tou aditya dart board
mein bonzai nishaana laga deta hai aur har koi aditya ko congrats keh rahe thhe ]

[ Tabhi aditya kehta hai ]

Aditya : [ arrogance ke saath ] kya kissi mein itna dum hai ke woh
mujhse ees game mein jeet ke dekhaaye ? .......

[ Tabhi peechey se chaandnii bolti hai ]

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:48 AM

[ 2 din baad ]

[ Cafeteria mein chaandnii jaati hai aur dekhti hai ke wahaan har koi aditya ko cheer-up kar rahe thhe ke aditya jeetega ]

[ Chaandnii wahaan jaake dekhti hai tou aditya dart board
mein bonzai nishaana laga deta hai aur har koi aditya ko congrats keh rahe thhe ]

[ Tabhi aditya kehta hai ]

Aditya : [ arrogance ke saath ] kya kissi mein itna dum hai ke woh
mujhse ees game mein jeet ke dekhaaye ? .......

[ Tabhi peechey se chaandnii bolti hai ]

Chaandnii : yeh game tou koi bhi khel lega ....

Aditya : achha ? ... tou tum ! mujhe ees game mein haraa ke bataao ......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:52 AM

Aditya : [ arrogance ke saath kehta hai ] tumhe tou ees dart ka bonzai
ka matlab bhi nahi pata hoga ... ok , tou main tumhe bonzai
dekhaata hoon ....

[ Aditya chaandnii ko dart board ka bonzai dekhaata hai ]

Chaandnii : hamaare jaalandhar mein aise chote chote khel bahut
maamuli hai ...... mujhe manzoor hai .....

[ Wahaan maujood har koi chaandnii ko kehta hai ke woh dart board ka game na khele ]

Chaandnii : nahi , main yeh khel zaroor kheloongi ..... [ chaandnii mann mein sochti hai ]aur aditya ka ghamand bhi zaroor torungi .........

Aditya : tou theek hai , haar ne waale ko jeetne waale ka shart maanna
hoga aur jeetne waala koi bhi shart haarne waaley ke saamne
rakh sakta hai ........

Chaandnii : mujhe manzoor hai .....

[ Aditya aur chaandnii dart pe nishaana lagaane ke liye arrows le lete hain ]

Aditya : pehle main nishaana lagaaoonga ....

[ Aditya nishaana lagaata hai ]

[ Nishaana seedhe dart ke centre yaani bonzai par jaake lagta hai ]

[ Neel chaandnii ka hoslaa bada rahein hain ]

[ Mishti Neel se ghabraate hue kehti hai ]

Mishti : dekhna , chaandnii nishaana nahi laga paayegi aur agar nishaana
na laga aur aditya jeet gaya tou chaandnii ki naukri
chali jaayegi ... oh no ab kya hoga .......

Neel : tum ghabraao matt ... abhi bhi chaandnii ne nishaana nahi lagaaya hai aurtum itni dooor ka soch rahi ho ... sab theek ho jaayega dont worry......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 11:59 AM

Mishti : dekhna , chaandnii nishaana nahi laga paayegi aur agar nishaana na laga aur aditya jeet gaya tou chaandnii ki naukri chali jaayegi ... oh no ab kya hoga .......

Neel : tum ghabraao matt ... abhi bhi chaandnii ne nishaana nahi lagaaya hai aurtum itni dooor ka soch rahi ho ... sab theek ho jaayega dont worry......
[ Chaandnii apne aakhein bundh karti hai aur praathna karti hai ]

Chaandnii : maata raani , aaj ees ghamandi aditya ka ghamand tourna bahut zaroori hai .... mujhe itni shakti dena ke main iska ghamand ko
chur-chur kar doon ..........

[ Chaandnii arrow se dart board ke taraf bonzai par nishaana set karti hai ]

[ Chaandnii nishaana lagaati hai , aur uska nishaana aditya se achha lagta haiaur wahaan aas-paas har kissi ki aakhein fati ki fati reh jaati hai ]

[ Chaandnii aditya se jeet gayi ]

[ chaandnii aditya ke taraf jeet ke nazron se dekhte hue aur aditya ko bahutgussa aaraha hai kyunki woh chaandnii se haar gaya hai ]

[ tabhi varun (aditya ka dost aur india calling ka employee jo mumbai mein struggler actor hai ) bolta hai ]

Varun : [ taarif karte hue ] good chaandnii ! tumne tou aditya ko haraa diya ....

[ Aditya Varun ko gussey se dekhta hai ]

Varun : oops , sorry ....:D

Aditya : tou ms. paraandey , khel mein jitne ke mutaabik
tumhaari shart kya hai ... bataao ? .......

[ Chaandnii aditya ko dekhti hai ]

Chaandnii : shart ... aur woh bhi tumse ! [ muskuraatey hue ] ...... mujhe tum jaise ghamandi aur batameezo se shart lagaane ka koi intrest nahi ....

[ Chaandnii yeh keh ke waahan se jaaney hi waali thhii ke
Aditya ne Chaandnii ka haath zorr se pakar liya jissey chaandnii ke churi tutt gayi aur chaandnii ke haathon se khoon nikal raha thha ]

[ wahaan maujood har koi yeh sab dekh raha thha aur maahol serious hogaya thha ]

[ Chaandnii ke haathon se churii ke tutne se khoon nikal raha thha aur chaandnii ko dard hua jisse woh rou rahi thii magar aditya ko koi fark nahi paraa ]

[ Aditya gusse se chaandnii ko kehta hai ]

Aditya : tumhe tou apni shart bataani hi hogi ..... warnaa main
tumhe majboor kar doonga tumhe tumhaari shart boolvaane mein .................

Chaandnii : [ rotey hue ] chorro mera haath , maine kaha choro !!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Chaandnii wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

[ Office mein ****ti ho jaati hai aur chaandnii bhi ghar chal jaati hai ]

[ Chaandnii ghar pahuchti hai aur B.G chaandnii ke haathon mein khoon dekhti aur ghabraa jaati hai aur chaandnii se poochti hai ]

B.g : [ fikar karte hue ] oye puttar !! ...... ye kya hua tere haath ko ? .......

[ Chaandnii B.g ko saari baat bataati hai ]

[ B.g Yeh sab soon kar aditya se gussa hojaati hai ]

B.g : kya , oos aditya ke bachhe ki itni himmat !! tou thher , mujhe
ek baar woh mil jaane dey phir dikhaati hoon oosey main ...

[ B.g Chaandnii ko davaai lagaati hai ]

[ India calling mein cafeteria mein ]

[ chaandnii aur neel baatein karte rehte hain , chaandnii plate mein khana leti hai ]

[ tabhi Aditya wahaan aata hai aur sabke saamney chaandnii ke plate mein kaala mirch ka powder ka poora bottle chaandnii ke plate mein daal deta hai ]

Chaandnii : tum ! .... [ tabhi aditya kehta hai ]

Aditya : [ khush hote hue ] mere dadaji kehte hain ke khaana kabhi
adhoora nahi choraa karte ........
[ Chaandnii gusse se aditya ke taraf ooski harkato ko dekhte hue kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : [ challenge karte hue ] mere bhi dadaji yehi kehte hain .... aur main yeh khaana adhoora nahi chorungi ....
[ Chaandnii teekhe kaale mirch bharey khaane ko lekar table par baith jaati hai ]

[ Neel chaandnii ko woh khaana khaane manaa karta hai ]

[ Aditya wahaan khare reh kar sab dekh raha hai aur wahaan maujood sab
dekh rahein hain ]

Neel : chaandnii dekho , yeh khaana matt khaao ....

Chaandnii : nahi neel , aditya samajhta kya hai ke woh aise giiri hue harkat karega aur main oose apna shart bataa doongi .......... tou woh
bahut galat sochta hai .....

Varun : aadi , yaar tu kyun ooske peechey paraa hai .... agar oosey apna
shart nahi bataana tou chorr na ...

Aditya : tum bhool rahe ho , aadi se aajtak koi takkar le aisa kissi mein himmat nahi aur agar maine oosey shart na boolvaya tou mera naam aadi nahi ....

[ Varun aditya ki taarif karte hue ]

Varun : maan gaya aadi !

Aditya : na ... aise nahi ..

Varun : aadi rocks !!!!

[ Chaandnii teekhe kaale mirch bharey khaane ko khaati hai aur oose poora khatam karne ke baad aditya se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : lo , maine apni baat rakhii .... magar main ab bhi tumse shart bataane mein intrested nahi hoon .... tum agar issey bhi zyaada
mujhe kitna bhi tung kar lo magar main tum girey hue hi rahoge mr. rock-n-roll ! .......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:09 PM

[ Chaandnii teekhe ke wajah se bahut paani piti hai tabhi neel chaandnii se kehta hai ]

Neel : kya zaroorat thii oosey se ulajhne ki ? .... aditya to hai he ghamandi magar tum ooski baaton ko dil se matt lagaya karo ....

Chaandnii : mujhe ooski baaton se koi fark nahi parta magar woh har baar kuch aisa karta hai jisse mujhe ooske har sawaalon ka muh
tour jawaab dena padta hai ....

[ Office mein ****ti ke baad chaandnii chaal aati hai tab woh kuch bachho ko kabaddi khelte he dekhte hai tou oosey apne bachpan mein jaalandhar mein woh aur minni(manisha) ek saath kabbadi khelte thhe yaad aata hai tou woh bhi oon bachho ke saath kabbadi khelne lagti hai ]

[ Kuch deir baad ]

[ Waahan aditya chaal mein chaandnii se milne aata hai varun ke saath ]

[ Chaandnii bachho ke saath khelte rehti hai aur oosey pata nahi rehta ke waahan aditya aaya hai ]

[ Aditya zorr se chaandnii se bolta hai ]

Aditya : tou ms. paraandey kabbadi bhi khelti hai ! .......... waah !! waah !! achha hai , aise bakwaas tum hi khel sakti ho .......

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii gussey se bolti hai ] tumhaari himmat kaise hue yahaan aaney ki !!!!! ......

Aditya : hello , mujhe tumhaare ... ees gandey aur ghatiaa jagah mein
aaney ka koi shauk nahi hai ...

Chaandnii : tum jaise ghatia lougon ke zabaan se kissi ke liye izzat tou
door ki baat hai ..... apne haar bhi bardaasht nahi hoti hai esseliye
shaayad tum har baar moo ki khaate ho mujhse .....

[ Aditya ko ab yeh sab soon kar bahut gussa aa gaya hai ]

[ Aditya Chaandnii ko challenge karta hai ]

Aditya : [ gusse se challenge karte hue kehta hai ] tou theek hai
ms. paraandy !! ...... main tumhe apne ees so-called game
kabaddi mein main tumhe haraa ke dekhaaoonga ......
bolo hai himmat ms. paraandey ?? ......

[ chaandnii aditya ke taraf dekhti hai ]

[ Waahan maujood chaal mein saarey loug dekhte hain ]

Aditya : [ gusse se challenge karte hue kehta hai ] tou theek hai
ms. paraandy !! ...... main tumhe apne ees so-called game
kabaddi mein main tumhe haraa ke dekhaaoonga ......
bolo hai himmat ms. paraandey ?? ......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:11 PM

Aditya : [ gusse se challenge karte hue kehta hai ] tou theek hai
ms. paraandy !! ...... main tumhe apne ees so-called game
kabaddi mein main tumhe haraa ke dekhaaoonga ......
bolo hai himmat ms. paraandey ?? ......

[ chaandnii aditya ke taraf dekhti hai ]

[ Waahan maujood chaal mein saarey loug dekhte hain ]

Aditya : tum bolti kyun nahi ms. paraandey ..... bahut guroor hai tumhe apne jaalandhar par ...... tou ab dekhte hain kismein kitna hai dum ......

Chaandnii : theek hai , ....... mujhe manzoor hai ...........

Aditya : tou tyeh rahaa , kabaddi ka match ab se 1 hafte baad yahaan eese jagah hoga .....

[ Aditya yeh keh ke wahaan se chala jaata hai ]

[ Aditya drive kar raha hota hai aur varun aditya se kehta hai ]

Varun : aadi yaar , yeh tune kya kiya ? ......... tujhe pata bhi hai tuney yeh kya kiya ?? ........ tuney kabaddi ka match khelega woh bhi oos chaandnii se ....

Aditya : mujhe kuch nahi pata ......... chahey jo ho main yeh match har haal mein
jeetoonga aur oos paraandey ko achha mazaa chakhaaoonga ! ....

Varun : magar tujhe tou kabaddi ka k tak bhi nahi pata tou tu yeh ........

Aditya : dont worry ..... jab aadi koi challenge karta hai tou soch samajh kar karta hai ......

[ Tabhi B.g Wahaan aati hai ]

B.g : puttar , yeh wahi aditya hai na ? ....

Chaandnii : [ pareshaan hote hue ] haan b.g , .......

B.g : puttar , tu itni pareshaan kyun lag rahi hai ? .... oos aditya ne kuch kaha tujh se ? .......

[ Chaandnii b.g ko wahaan hue saari baat bataati hai ]

B.g : kya ... , [ b.g gusse se boli ] woh apne aap ko samajhtaa
kya hai ! ..... ees baar tou hadd ho gayi hai ....

Chaandnii : magar b.g maine ees kabaddi match ke liye haan tou kar diya hai ..... magar ek team mein 6 players hone chahiye aur ...... mere paas tou koi aur player bhi nahi hai .....

B.g : puttar tu fikar kyun karti hai .... maata raani sab dekh rahi hai woh koi na koi raah zaroor dekhaayegi ........ bas humme koshish karni hogi ....... aur aakhir yeh ees chawl ke saath saath hamaare jaalandhar ka bhi izzat ka sawaal hai ..... oosey haraana tou ab aur zaroori ho gaya hai .....puttar tu ek kaam kar tere india calling mein kissi pooch ke dekh agar koi raazi ho jaaye tou .......

Chaandnii : arre haan b.g !! [ chaandnii khush hote hue ] main aaj hi koshishkarti hoon ....

B.g : aho puttar ....

[ Chaandnii india calling jaati hai kaam ke baad cafeteria mein neel k sab kuch bataati hai aur wahaan mishti aur sabse poochti hai ke kya woh chaandnii ke team se khelenge magar sab mana kar detey hain ]

Neel : magar koi ek hai jo tumhaari team mein aana chahta hai ...

Chaandnii : kaun hai woh ?

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:13 PM

Neel : magar koi ek hai jo tumhaari team mein aana chahta hai ...

Chaandnii : kaun hai woh ?

Neel : main ......

[ chaandnii yeh soon ke khush ho jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : kya ! .... thanx neel ...

Neel : esmein thanx ki koi baat nahi ....:)

[ Chaandnii mann mein sochti hai ]

Chaandnii : yahaan koi bhi aditya ke khilaaf mere team mein nahi aayega ...... lagta hai ab mujhko chawl se hi koshish karni paregi .....

[ ****ti ke baad chaandnii chawl pahuchti hai aur wahaan
kaanta bai ( tiffin ka buisness) b.g se kehti hai ]

Kaanta : agar aapko kabhi bhi khaana pahuchaane ki zaroorat pare
tou mujhe yaad rakhne ka , [ kaanta bai b.g ko card dete hue ] yeh
raha mera card woh kya hai na mera tiffin ka bahut bada bijness hai aur agar kabhi meri zaroorat pare na tou mere bete ko bolne ka ... yeh raha mera beta mukul ...

Mukul : namaste ....

B.g : namaste puttar ....

[ tabhi chaandnii wahaan aati hai ]

B.g : chaandnii puttar aa gayi , dekh yeh hai kaanta ...

Chaandnii : namaste ...

[ mukul ko chaandnii pasand aagayi aur woh chaandnii par fidaa ho gaya ]

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:25 PM

Chaandnii : hi ... abhi kaun se standard mein parte ho ?

Mukul : [ sharmaate hue ] 12th mein .... [ mukul chaandnii se sharmate hue wahaan se bhaag jaata hai ]

[ Kaanta ke jaaney ke baad ]

[ Chaandnii pareshaan hai , b.g chaandnii se poochti hai ]

B.g : puttar , aaj tu daftar gayi thii waahan koi bhi ... [ tabhi chaandnii udaas hotehue boli ]

Chaandnii : koi nahi mila b.g ......... koi nahi , jo mere team se khele ..... sirf neel hi hai jo mere team mein aaney ke liye raazi hua hai ......

B.g : o , koi gul nahi puttar ..... agar poore 6 khilaari nahi mile tou kya hua 1 khiladi tou mil hi gaya na ...... maata raani par bharosa rakh woh sab theek kar degi ......

Chaandnii : shaayad aap theek keh rahiin hain b.g ...... kaash aisa hi ho ........

[ Wahaan aditya office mein varun ke saath mil kar sochta hai ke chaandnii ko haraaya kaise jaaye ]

Varun : [ aditya ko samjhaate hue ] magar aadi , tumne tou aaj tak kabhi kabbadikheli tak bhi nahi tou chaandnii ko haraana tou dooor oosey ooss se jeetna tou bhool hi jaao .................

Aditya : [ arrogance se bolta hai ] nahi !!!!!! chahey jo ho jaaye main oos chaandnii ko haraake rahoonga ..... main oos ms. paraandey se jeet kar rahoonga ... by hook
or ..... by crook ................

Varun : magar humein abhi kya karna hai woh pehle sochna hoga ... humein abhi ek trainer ki zaroorat hai jo hummein ees match ko khelne ke
saath saath jeetna bhi sikha dey ....... someone who is really expert in this game ......... [ aditya sochta hai ] aisa koi tou hoga ......

Aditya : [ aditya khush hotey hue kehta hai ] mujhe pata hai ..... ke humey kaun train kar sakta hai ees game ke liye ..........

[ Wahaan chawl mein b.g aur chaandnii latika ke ghar ke saamne se aatein hain tabhi wahaan se latika ki awaaz aati hai ]

[ Chaandnii aur b.g ek doosre ko dekhte hain ke aakhir latika ke ghar ho kya raha hai ]

[ Ghar se latika ek bachhe ke saath khelte khelte binaa ruke kachha paapad - pakka paapad bolte rehti hai aur chaandnii aur b.g wahiin khare rehkar latika ke ees honar ko sunti hai ke oh bina ruke itni jaldi jaldi jhatpat kasie bol leti hai ]

[ chaandnii aur b.g khush yeh soon ke khush ho jaatey hain ke latika itni jaldi jaldi bina rukey bol sakti hai ]

Chaandnii : [ khush hotey hue ] b.g , lagta hai hummey humaara doosra player mil gaya ! .....

B.g : [ khush hotey hue] haan puttar .....

[ Tabhi latika ki saas gussey se latika se bolti hai ]

Latika ki saas (nirmala) : [ bahut zyaada gussey se latika ko bura bolti hai ] khud tou ma nahi ban saki aur mere sar pe aakey baith gayi !!!!!

[ Latika ghar se baahar rotey hue aagayi ]

B.g : puttar , ees tarah se udaas nahi hotey ...... jo hua so hua jo aagey hoga achha hoga ...... [ latika yeh soon ke achha laga ] baaki sab ke
liye maata raani na , chal ab has de .......

[ Chaandnii b.g ko ishaara karti hai latika se poochne ke liye ]

B.G : puttar , .... puttar woh humein tumse ek madad chahiye thii .....

Latika : madad , haan kahiye na ......

Chaandnii : latika , woh aaj subah jo mere aur aditya ke beech jo baatein hue woh tumne bhi sunii thii .... aur ......

B.g : aur puttar , eesliye humein apni kabaddi ki team poora karne ke liye teri madad chahiye .....

Chaandnii : haan latika , humme pata hai ke tum ek minute mein saas roke ekshabd ko bahut baar bol leti ho aur humein tumse achha khilaadi aur kahin nahi mil sakta ......

[ Latika b.g aur chaandnii ko dekhti hai ]

[ B.g aur chaandnii pareshaan ho gayein hain ke latika maanegi ya nahi ]

[ Tabhi latika huss deti hai ]

Latika : [ haste hue ] bas itni si baat ! .... [ vaada karte hue ] main chaandnii ke team se zaroor kheloongi ! ....

[ Chaandnii aur b.g yeh soon ke khush ho jaatey hain ]

Chaandnii : :(woh sab tou theek hai ... magar kya ramesh latika ko khelne ki manzoori dey dega ? .......

[ Kuch deir baad ramesh ke office se aatey he chaandnii , b.g aur latika ne ramesh se baat ki aur ramesh bola ]

Ramesh : [ saaf inkaar kartey hue ] nahii !!!!!! latika kabaddi nahi khelegi ......

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii ramesh ko samjhatey hue ] magar ramesh latika kyun nahikhel sakti ?

Ramesh : Latika itni nazook hai ke agar woh khelte khelte girr gayi tou woh bahut zyaada zakhmi bhi ho sakti hai ....

B.g : ramesh puttar , hum tujh se vaada kartey hain ..... aisa kuch nahi hoga

[ Ramesh sochta hai ]

Chaandnii : aakhir ek baar koshish karney mein koi harz nahi hai ...... plz maan jaao .....

Ramesh : nahi ! latika nahi khelegi ....... [ chaandnii , latika aur
b.g udaas ho jaatey hain ] latika nahi khelegi ...... kyunki main bhi kabaddi mein latika ke saath kheloonga ..........

[ Yeh soon kar b.g , chaandnii aur latika khush ho jaatey hain ]

[ B.g aur chaandnii apne ghar pahuchte hain ]

[ B.g aur chaandnii khush hotey hain ]

Chaandnii : [ khush hote hue ] b.g ab humein sirf aur 3 players chahiye ees team ko complete karne ke liye !!! .....

B.g : [ khush hotey hue ] haan puttar , maata rani ki kripa se humein aaj 2 players aur mil gayein hain ...... aagey bhi sab achha hoga , jai maata raani ......

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:29 PM

Chaandnii : [ khush hote hue ] b.g ab humein sirf aur 3 players chahiye ees team ko complete karne ke liye !!! .....

B.g : [ khush hotey hue ] haan puttar , maata rani ki kripa se humein aaj 2 players aur mil gayein hain ...... aagey bhi sab achha hoga , jai maata raani ......

[ Aur Udhar Aditya ghar mein dadaji ko manaa raha hai ke woh oosey kabaddi ka game seekha dey ]

Dadaji : nahi nahi ...... eesmein main tumhaari koi madad nahi kar sakta .......

Aditya : [ zidd karte hue ] that`s not fair dadji , after all aapko eensab ka pata hai .... plz dadaji aap mere liye itna tou kar hi saktey hain plz dadaji .....

Dadaji : achha achha , theek hai ...... main tumhe kabaddi sikhaaoonga ........

Aditya : [ khush hotey hue ] thanx dadaji ......

Dadaji : esmein thanx ki koi baat nahi hai , kabaddi tou humaare punjab ka bahut ahem khel hai ..... jab tu chota thha tou main tere bauji aur tera baraa bhai vishesh hum teeno jab mil jaatey thhe tou sab ki ****ti kar dete thhey ...... haye ab wh din kahaan rahein ... woh punjab ki mitti ki khushboo .....

Aditya : [ gussa hote hue ] dadaji plzz ab rehne bhi dejiye een baaton ko ..... aur mujhe jaldi se ees .... game ko samjhaaye ....

Dadaji : [ hastey hue ] theek hai ....

[ Dadaji aditya ko ek badey se board mein drawing karke samjhaatey hain ]

Dadaji : yeh raha pitch aur yeh raha border .....

Aditya : nahi nahi dadaji mujhe aise samajh nahi aaraha hai .... plzz kya aap ees kabaddi waaley game ko practically samajha saktey hain .....

[ Dadaji aditya ko ghar ke andar kabaddi ka ground bana kar dete hain aur samjhate hain ]

Dadaji : dekho , ab tum ees line ke oospar ho aur main ees paar hoon tumhe apni saas bina chore ekbaar mein kabaddi boltey hue lakeer ke ees paar aana hai aur mujhe chhoona hai tou main out agar saas toot gayi tou tum out samajh gaye ?

Aditya : ok dadji ...

[ Aditya dadaji ko choo ke out kar deta hai ]

Aditya : nahi dadaji aapse nahi hoga ....

[ Dadaji poori tarah se thakk chuke hain ]

Dadaji : haan beta , mujhse yeh aur nahi hoga ..... kaash agar vishesh yaahan hota tou woh tumhe sikha sakta thha ......

[ Tabhi darwaaze ke taraf se koi bola ]

[ Woh Vishesh ( aditya ka baraa bhai ) thha ]

Vishesh : [ khush hotey hue ] kaisa hai aadi mere bhaai !!!!

[ Aditya vishesh ke or khush hokey dekhtey hue ]

Aditya : [ bahut khush hotey hue ] bhaiya !!!!

[ Vishesh dadaji se aashirwaad leta hai ]

Aditya : ok dadji ...

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:33 PM

Vishesh : [ khush hotey hue ] kaisa hai aadi mere bhaai !!!!

[ Aditya vishesh ke or khush hokey dekhtey hue ]

Aditya : [ bahut khush hotey hue ] bhaiya !!!!

[ Vishesh dadaji se aashirwaad leta hai ]

Aditya : ok dadji ...

[ Aditya dadaji ko choo ke out kar deta hai ]

Aditya : nahi dadaji aapse nahi hoga ....

[ Dadaji poori tarah se thakk chuke hain ]

Dadaji : haan beta , mujhse yeh aur nahi hoga ..... kaash agar vishesh yaahan hota tou woh tumhe sikha sakta thha ......

[ Tabhi darwaaze ke taraf se koi bola ]

[ Woh Vishesh ( aditya ka baraa bhai ) thha ]

Vishesh : [ khush hotey hue ] kaisa hai aadi mere bhaai !!!!

[ Aditya vishesh ke or khush hokey dekhtey hue ]

Aditya : [ bahut khush hotey hue ] bhaiya !!!!

[ Vishesh dadaji se aashirwaad leta hai ]

Vishesh : [ Khush hote hue ] aur aadi kaisa hai ?

Aditya : bhaiya main tou theek hoon , achha hua aap aagaye ... bhaiya woh .......

Vishesh : haan haan mujhe sab pata chal gaya hai , ke tujhe
kabaddi sikhni hai ...... [ vishesh aditya ko kabaddi
shuru karaatey ] hue chal aaja !

[ Vishesh aditya ko kabaddi sikhaata hai ]

[ Agle din waahan chawl mein ]

[ Baahar payr ke neechey baith kar B.g chaandnii ke baalon mein teil laaga rahi hoti hai tabhi woh dono dekhte hai ke mukul apni aayi ( ma ) se daat khaaraha thha aur uski aayi uske peechey maarney ke liye daud rahi thii kyunki oosney test mein kam marks laaye thhe . kaanta( aayi ) mukul ko pakar nahi paa rahi thii kyunki mukul bahut tez thha aur yehi sab chaandnii aur b.g dekh rahein thhe aur tabhi unhe laga ke unhe unka 5 va player apne team ke liye mil gaya jo bahut tez bhaag sake aur kissi ke pakar mein na aaye ]

[ B.g aur chaandnii jaakey mukul ko bachaatey hain aur b.g aayi se poochti hai tou kaanta ( mukul ki ma ) bataati hai ke mukul ees baar test mein kam marks laaya hai .
B.g mukul ko samjhati hai aur kaanta ko bhi . yeh sab nipatney ke baad b.g mukul se poochti hai ]

B.g : mukul , puttar kya tu Chaandnii ke team se kabaddi khelega ? .....

Mukul : [ chaandnii ko dekh kar sharmaata hai aur kehta hai ] mujhe koi aitraaz nahi , main zaroor chaandnii ki madad karoonga .....

[ tabhi mukul ki ma boli ]

Kaanta : [ gussey se ] nahi !!! ....... nahi khelega mera
mukul ..... [ samjhaatey hue ] b.g woh kya een sab mein ....

[ Chaandnii ko ek idea aata hai kaanta ko samjhaane ka ]

[ Chaandnii kaanta ko samjhaatey hue kehti hai ]

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:38 PM

Chaandnii : magar aap hi sochiye .... agar yeh kabaddi match hua tou bahut bheer bhi hougi aur lougon ko itney garmii mein bhookh tou
lagegi he ...... aur agar aap apne swaadist khaana oon lougon ko khilaayengi tou sochiye aap ko sab pehchaanenge aur aapka tiffin service ko eeske baad aapko kitna munaafa bhi ho sakta hai .... zara sochiye .....

[ Kaanta ke samajh mein aajata hai ke eeske baad uska tiffin service bahut faayeda mein rahega ]

[ Kaanta chaandnii se kehti hai ]

Kaanta : theek theek hai , mujhe manzoor hai .....

[ kaanta khush hotey hue kehti hai ]

kanta : mera mukul zaroor khelega ! ........

[ chaandnii aur b.g yeh soon ke khush ho jaatein hain unhe unka 5 va player bhi mil gaya hai ]

[ Chaandnii B.g se khush hotey hue kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : B.g bas ab humein hamaara chataa(6th) player chahiye .... match ke liye bas ab kuch hi din reh gayein hain ....

[ tabhi wahaan alex aata hai ]

Alex : sister , woh chataa player dhundne ki zaroorat nahi ....

B.g : khote de puttar , kyun zaroorat nahi kya tu khelega?

Alex : wahich tou ! apun khelega na sister ki team se ........

Chaandnii : [ khush hotey hue ] such !!! thank you alex .....

Alex : arre thank you ki zaroorat nahi hai woh kya hai na , jeetney ke
liye practise mangta hai .... tou bolo kab se shuru karey hum sab practise ?

Chaandnii : [ confident ke saath kehti hai ] kyunki ab humaari team poori hogayi hai ...... hum kal se hi practise shuru kar denge .....

Chaandnii : b.g , main aaj india calling jaatey hi sabse pehle neel ko bata doongi ke hum kal se practise shuru kar denge .......

B.g : aho puttar ...

Latika : dekhna ab oon india calling ki team aur apni chawl ki team mein se humaari chawl ki team yeh match jeetegi ......

[ Chaandnii yeh soon khush hoti hai ]

[ India calling mein ]

[ Kaam ke baad cafeteria mein ]

Neel : [ khush hote hue ] wow !! , thats great news .... kal se practise karna hai aur tumhe baaki players bhi mil gaye .....

Chaandnii : haan neel , bas ab match ke liye tyaari karna hai .... aur hummein yeh match jeetna hi hoga ...

Neel : hum zaroor jeetenge ...

[ Tabhi waahan aditya aa jaata hai ]

Aditya : tou tum bhi chaandnii ke team mein ho ! ....... good , aakhir tum
chaandnii ke best friend ho tou ussi ke team mein hoge he ....

[ aditya taana maarte hue kehta hai ]

Aditya : waise chaandnii ummed hai tumhaari team poori ho gayi hougi ....

Chaandnii : [ gusse se aditya ko bolti hai ] haan , meri team poori ho gayi hai ....

[ yeh keh ke chaandnii waahan se chali jaati hai ]

[ Office se ****ti hone ke baad chaandnii chawl pahuchti hai ]

[ Chaandnii chawl mein aake dekhti hai tou wahaan bheed ekkhata hota hai ]

[ Chaandnii wahaan jaake b.g se poochti hai tou b.g bataati hai ke ees chawl ka maalik
daamle bhaao mana kar rahein hai chawl mein koi kabaddi match nahi hoga ]

Daamle bhaao : [ saaf inkaar kartey hue ] nahi nahi nahi !!! mere
chawl mein koi kabaddi match nahi hoga ......

Alex : magar bhaao , problem kya hai ees match se ? ....

Daamle bhaao : [ saaf inkaar kartey hue ] maine ek baar keh diya yeh match nahi hoga matlab nahi .....

[ B.g ko ek idea aata hai daamle ko baaton mein ghuma ke manwaaney ka ]

B.g : bhai saahab , theek hai agar aap kehte hain tou yeh match nahi hoga .....

[ Wahaan sab yeh soon ke soch mein par jaatey hain ke yeh b.g ko kya
ho gaya woh aisa kyun bol rahi hai ]

Kaanta : arre b.g aap aise kyun keh rahey ho ? ....

B.g : [ daamle ki side lete hue kehti hai ] nahi , jab daamle bhaai sahab aisa keh hi rahey hain tou theek keh rahein hain ...... [ b.g daamle ko laalach dekhaate hue ] ab kaun oon badey lougon ke moo lagega ..... woh jo itniiiii badii badii gaadiyon mein aatein hain ............. itne saara paise waale lougon ke saath agar humne yeh match khela yaahaan tou woh yahaan aayenge humaare saath khelne ke liye ...........

[ daamle bhaao b.g ke baaton se soch mein padd jaatey hain ]

[ Chaandnii dheere se latika ko bolti hai ]

Chaandnii : mujhe samajh mein aagaya hai ke b.g ka plan kya hai ....

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:46 PM

[ daamle bhaao b.g ke baaton se soch mein padd jaatey hain ]

[ Chaandnii dheere se latika ko bolti hai ]

Chaandnii : mujhe samajh mein aagaya hai ke b.g ka plan kya hai ....

B.g : agar woh yahaan humaare saath kabaddi khelne aaye tou ho sakta hai unhe aapka yeh saamne waala khaali zameen pasand aajaye aur oosey kharidna chaahey ...........

[ Daamle pan chabaatey hue khush hotey hue kehta hai ]

Daamle bhaao : haan haan ! ..... kyun nahi ! kyun nahi ! ......

[ tabhi daamle sab se announce karta hai ]

Daamle bhaao : haan tou priy chawl waalon aaj main daamle ees ho rahi kabaddi match pratiyogita ke liye................... manzoori deta hoon ............

[ Yeh soon ke saarey chawl waaley khush ho jaatey hain ]

[ Daamle ke jaatey hi ]

Alex : arre wah b.g ! aapne tou kamaal kar di .....

Chaandnii : haan b.g , aaj aapke wajah se woh daamle maan gaya hai ......

B.g : o koi gaal nahi puttar , bas ab sab kuch theek hoga.....

[ Agle din ( practise waala din ) ]

[ Chawl mein chaandnii ke team ka har koi practise kar raha hai ]

[ aur waahan aditya ka team bhi zor shor se practise kar raha hai ]

[ Aditya ke Ghar mein wahaan aditya aur uski team practise mein lagi
hue hai aur monali bhabhi ko een sab se chirr ho rahi hai ]

Vishesh : monali , kya hua tum kuch pareshaan ho ?

Monali Bhabhi : [ mann mein gussa hai magar baahar se dikhaava
kartey hue ] nahi darling , infact mujhe tumhe bahut hi
important news deni thii ........

Vishesh : news , kaise news ? ....

Monali Bhabhi : tumhe kal mr. raheja se meeting karne ke liye jaana hoga .....

Vishesh : magar ....

Monali bhabhi : agar magar kuch nahi tum kal jaa rahey ho bas ......

Vishesh : [ mann mein sochta hai ] magar kal tou kabaddi match
hai aur agar main kal waahan nahi pahucha tou aadi ke team se ek player kam ho jaayega aur aadi nahi khel paayega ......

[ Aur udhar monali bhabhi apne mann hi mann khush hai ]

Monali Bhabhi : [ mann mein sochtey hue ] ab main dekhti hoon aadi ....... ke tum apne bhaiya ke bagair yeh kabaddi match kaise khelte ho .......

[ udhar aditya aur team practise kar rahi thii aur vishesh aditya ko manaane gaya thha ke woh ees game mein nahi aa payega ]

[ Vishesh aditya ko manaa leta hai aur aditya maan jaata hai ]

[ Varun yeh sab dekh leta hai aur aditya se poochta hai ke agar vishesh nahi khelega toh team mein se ek player kam ho jaayega ]

Varun : yaar aadi , agar vishesh nahi khelega toh humaare team se ek
player toh ghat gaya na ? .....

Aditya : [ arrogance ke saath ] dont worry uske liye bhi aadi ne soch liya hai ....... ke humaare team se vishesh bhaiya ke jagah kaun khelega .........

[ Udhar chawl mein chaandnii aur uski team kabaddi match ke liye practise karke thak gaye thhe toh b.g unke liye lasssi bana ke laayi sab phir se practise karne ke liye tyaar thhe ke tabhi wahaan daamle bhaao aagaye ]

Ramesh : daamle bhaao , aap yaahan ? ........

Daamle bhaao : haan woh kya hai ke jab itne badey loug hamaare yahaan aarahey hain kabaddi match khelne ke liye tou itne choti jagah yeh
match ... nahi nahi , eeseliye kabaddi ka match wahan oos badey
maidaan mein hoga ...........

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:49 PM

[ daamle bhaao b.g ke baaton se soch mein padd jaatey hain ]

[ Chaandnii dheere se latika ko bolti hai ]

Chaandnii : mujhe samajh mein aagaya hai ke b.g ka plan kya hai ....

B.g : agar woh yahaan humaare saath kabaddi khelne aaye tou ho sakta hai unhe aapka
yeh saamne waala khaali zameen pasand aajaye aur oosey kharidna chaahey ...........

[ Daamle pan chabaatey hue khush hotey hue kehta hai ]

Daamle bhaao : haan haan ! ..... kyun nahi ! kyun nahi ! ......

[ tabhi daamle sab se announce karta hai ]

Daamle bhaao : haan tou priy chawl waalon aaj main daamle ees ho rahi kabaddi match
pratiyogita ke liye................... manzoori deta hoon ............

[ Yeh soon ke saarey chawl waaley khush ho jaatey hain ]

[ Daamle ke jaatey hi ]

Alex : arre wah b.g ! aapne tou kamaal kar di .....

Chaandnii : haan b.g , aaj aapke wajah se woh daamle maan gaya hai ......

B.g : o koi gaal nahi puttar , bas ab sab kuch theek hoga.....

[ Agle din ( practise waala din ) ]

[ Chawl mein chaandnii ke team ka har koi practise kar raha hai ]

[ aur waahan aditya ka team bhi zor shor se practise kar raha hai ]

[ Aditya ke Ghar mein wahaan aditya aur uski team practise mein lagi
hue hai aur monali bhabhi ko een sab se chirr ho rahi hai ]

Vishesh : monali , kya hua tum kuch pareshaan ho ?

Monali Bhabhi : [ mann mein gussa hai magar baahar se dikhaava
kartey hue ] nahi darling , infact mujhe tumhe bahut hi
important news deni thii ........

Vishesh : news , kaise news ? ....

Monali Bhabhi : tumhe kal mr. raheja se meeting karne ke liye jaana hoga .....

Vishesh : magar ....

Monali bhabhi : agar magar kuch nahi tum kal jaa rahey ho bas ......

Vishesh : [ mann mein sochta hai ] magar kal tou kabaddi match
hai aur agar main kal waahan nahi pahucha tou aadi
ke team se ek player kam ho jaayega aur aadi nahi khel paayega ......

[ Aur udhar monali bhabhi apne mann hi mann khush hai ]

Monali Bhabhi : [ mann mein sochtey hue ] ab main dekhti hoon aadi ....... ke tum
apne bhaiya ke bagair yeh kabaddi match kaise khelte ho .......

[ udhar aditya aur team practise kar rahi thii aur vishesh aditya ko manaane gaya
thha ke woh ees game mein nahi aa payega ]

[ Vishesh aditya ko manaa leta hai aur aditya maan jaata hai ]

[ Varun yeh sab dekh leta hai aur aditya se poochta hai ke agar vishesh nahi
khelega toh team mein se ek player kam ho jaayega ]

Varun : yaar aadi , agar vishesh nahi khelega toh humaare team se ek
player toh ghat gaya na ? .....

Aditya : [ arrogance ke saath ] dont worry uske liye bhi aadi ne soch liya
hai ....... ke humaare team se vishesh bhaiya ke jagah kaun khelega .........

[ Udhar chawl mein chaandnii aur uski team kabaddi match ke liye practise karke
thak gaye thhe toh b.g unke liye lasssi bana ke laayi sab phir se practise karne ke
liye tyaar thhe ke tabhi wahaan daamle bhaao aagaye ]

Ramesh : daamle bhaao , aap yaahan ? ........

Daamle bhaao : haan woh kya hai ke jab itne badey loug hamaare yahaan aarahey
hain kabaddi match khelne ke liye tou itne choti jagah yeh
match ... nahi nahi , eeseliye kabaddi ka match wahan oos badey
maidaan mein hoga ...........

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:52 PM

Daamle bhaao : haan woh kya hai ke jab itne badey loug hamaare yahaan aarahey hain kabaddi match khelne ke liye tou itne choti jagah yeh
match ... nahi nahi , eeseliye kabaddi ka match wahan oos badey
maidaan mein hoga ...........

Chaandnii : theek hai humey manzoor hai ......

[ Yeh soon ke sab khush ho jaatey hain aur peechey se kuch loug
daamley bhaao ko kehte hain ke abhi tak woh loug aaye bhi nahi aur abhi se daamle
bhaao unlougon ki chaaplosi kar raha hai ]

[ Aur udhar daamley bhaao ke jaatey hi aditya aur uski team chawl aati hai ]

[ Aditya aur uski team ko dekh kar latika , ramesh , alex , mukul aur baaki sab
waahan soch mein padd jaatey hain ke yeh loug yahaan kyun aaye hain ]

[ Chaandnii aagey aakar aditya se poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : tum !! yahaan ......

[ Aditya ke team mein ek player kam thha tou chaandnii aditya ko kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : tumhe pata tou hoga hi ke kabaddi ke liye 6 players ki zaroorat
hoti hai ......... aur tumhare team mein sirf 5 players hain aur
ek player nahi hai ..........

Aditya : [ confidence aur arrogance ke saath kehta hai ] haan !!! .....
hai na poorey 6 players .... magar mera chatthva player ko jab
tum dekhogi tou tumhaare chere mein jo expressions
hoga main yahaan woh dekhne aaya hoon ...........

[size=9]Chaandnii : kya matlab ? .......

Aditya : yeh raha mere team ka 6th player ......

[ Woh Sixth Player Neel hota hai ]

[ Wahaan maujood har koi neel ke ees dhoke se soch mein padd jaatey hain ke neel ne aisa kyun kiya ]

[ Chaandnii Neel ke ees dhoke neel se poochti hai ke oosney aisa kyun kiya ]

Chaandnii : neel tum ? ...... tumne aisa kyun kiya neel ? .......
[ neel ke chehre par oodasi aur majboori thii aur woh chup thha chaandnii ke har sawaal
ke liye uske paas baatney ko kuch nahi thha ]

Chaandnii : [ gusse se ] bataao neel , jawaab do ! ....... theek hai main samajh gayi ...... tumhe bhi shaayad apni naukri ke kho jaane ka fikar hoga
magar tumne aaj mera vishwaas touda hai neel ..........

diipendu

December 22, 2008, 12:54 PM

Tabhi Aditya bolta hai

Aditya : [ arrogance se kehta hai ] ms. chaandnii kapoor ..... ab roney dhoney
se kuch nahi hoga ..... tum agar chaho tou abhi bhi ees match se hatt sakti
ho aur aadi rocks se maafi maang sakti ho .......

Chaandnii : [ gusse se ] mr. rock-in-roll !! , chaandnii na tou kal kabhi haari
thii aur na ab woh haaregi ....... main yeh match zaroor jeetoongi .........

Aditya : kaise ? ....... sirf 5 players ke saath khelke ? .........

[ Tabhi B.g saamne aati hai ]

B.g : nahi ...... chaandnii puttar , main tere team se kheloongi .....

[ Chaandnii mana kartey hue b.g se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : nahi b.g , aap yeh nahi khelengi ......... aapke pairon mein sujan
hai .... nahi nahi main aapko yeh kabaddi khelne ki ejaazat nahi doongi .....

Alex : haan aayi ... sister theek keh rahi hai .....

B.g : nahi puttar , mujhe kuch nahi hoga main theek hoon ...... aur abhi humey
ees match ko jeetna hai ..... aur yeh tere saath saath mere liye bhi zaroori
hai ke hum yeh match jeetey ......

Chaandnii : theek hai b.g , hum yeh match zaroor jeetenge .......

Aditya : so tou kal hi pata chalega ms. paraandey ...... zaraa theek se dekho mere
team ko ..... [ aditya arrogance ke saath apne team ki counting karta hai ]

Aditya : mishti 1 , varun 2, kabeer 3 , neel 4 , deepesh 5 , main 6th .......

[ kutumb ka background gaana hota hai (pratham) ]

[ Chaandnii apne team ki counting karti hai ]

Chaandnii : mukul 6 , latika 5 , alex 4 , ramesh 3 , b.g 2 , main 1st .....

[ kutumb ka background gaana hota hai (gauri) ]

[ aditya aur uski team wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

[ Kabaddi match waala din aa jata hai ]

[ Chaandnii aur uski team ko b.g dahi shakkar khilaati hai aur waahan
aditya aur uski team saath mein daadaji bhi aajaate hain ]

[ Varun aditya se kehta hai ]

Varun : match se pehle hi chaandnii ke team humse cheating
kar rahi hai .... dekho unhone jagah badal diya hai .....

Aditya : jagah badalne se kuch nahi hota magar khel mein woh
hume cheat nahi kar paayenge ........

[ Dadaji ke gaari se utartey hi daamley bhaao unke aagey peechey
chakkar lagata hai apne zameen ko oonchey daam mein bekwaane ke liye ]

[ Dono teams maidaan mein utar jaatey hain aur game ki shuraat
dadaji naariyal toudke karte hain ]

Latika : chaandnii kya tujhe lagta hai ke aditya ke dadaji humaare side hain ....kya hummey oon par bharosa karna chahiye .......

Chaandnii : tujhe doubt hai ? tou rukh main abhi saabeet kar deti hoon ....

[ chaandnii dadaji se aashirwaad leti hai aur dadaji chaandnii se khush hote hue bolte hain ke unke ek taraf agar farz hai tou doosre taraf unki jaalandhar ke liye pyaar aur woh dil se chaandnii ke taraf hain yeh bharosa delaatey hain aur chaandnii ko jeetne ka ashirwaad detey hain ]

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 04:01 PM

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii latika se khsuh hotey hue ] dekha ! .....

[ Daamley bhaao aur dadaji commentry ka jagah lete hain aur dono teams
yahaan se tyaar hai game shuru karney ke liye ]

[ Kabaddi ka game shuru hojaata hai india calling aur chawl waalon ke beech ]

[ daamley bhaao baar baar aditya ke team ki taarif kar raha hai aur peechey khare loug
keh rahey hain ke daamley bhaao aap apne chawl waalon ki taraf ho ya unke taraf ?
yeh keh ke zor zor se daamle par hastey hain ]

[ Dadaji mike par kehte hain ]

Dadaji : main chaunga ke ees match mein daamle tum emaandari se commentry
karo warna tum jaa sakte ho !

[ Daamle darr jaata hai ]

Daamle bhaao : achha achha ... theek hai theek hai ......

[ udhar chaandnii ke team se pehle mukul jaata hai ]

[ Mukul kabbaddi boltey hue jaata hai aur aditya ke team
mein se deepesh ko out kar ke waaps aaney waala hota hai ke aditya ke team
oosey fassa leti hai aur mukul girr jaata hai aur ooske muh par chott lag jaata hai ]

[ Chaandnii ko buraa lagta hai ke ooska ek player zakhmi hogaya hai ]

[ aditya ees baat se khush hota hai magar neel abhi bhi majboran khel raha hai
aditya ke team se ]

[ Aditya ke team se varun aata hai ]

[ Varun bahut achhey se style maarte hue filmy style mein kabbaddi boltey hue aata hai
aur woh kabaddi boltey hue sabko chunne ki koshish karta hai . chaandnii ke team
varun ko gherne waali hoti hai tou aditya aur baaki varun ko waapas aaney ko kehtey hain ]

[ varun kissi ko bina touch kiye waapas aaney waala hota hai ke b.g varun ke baalon
ko khech kar pakar leti hai aur varun wahin par out ho jaata hai ]

[ chaandnii ki team abhi aditya ke team se 1 points se aagey hai ]

[ chaandnii ki team abhi ek points se aagey hai ees baat se dadji bahut khush hain tabhi
wahaan vishesh aajata hai ]

Vishesh : [ khush hotey hue ] dadaji , maine aadi ko promise kiya thha ke
main ooske match mein zaroor aaoonga ..... so here iam ! ....

Dadaji : yeh tumne bahut achha kiya ..... dekho abhi chaandnii ke team aagey hai ....

[ vishesh aditya ke team ko cheer karta hai ]

[ Chaandnii ke team se ab latika khelne jaa rahi hai . latika kabddi bolte hue andar chali jaati hai aur mishti ko out kar deti hai aur jaldi se bhaag ke apne team ke paas aajati hai ]

[ aditya ke team se ees baar neel ko aana hota hai ]

[ aditya neel ko dheere se kehta hai ]

Aditya : agar tum jaan bhuj kar haar gaye ya humaare team ko haraane ki zaraa se bhi chaalaki ki ...... tou tumhaari naukri gayi ....................

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 04:11 PM

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[ Neel kabaddi kehte hue aata hai aur sabko tuch karke ut karne ki koshish karta hai . chaandnii ka team peechey se gheraa banaa leti hai . neel apne boundry mein aaney waala hota hai ke latika oose pakarne ki koshish karne jaati hai magar neel zor lagaa ke apne boundary mein aajata hai magar latika oosey pakartey pakartey bahut burii tarah se ghaayal ho jaati hai aur bahut khoon bhene lagta hai ]

[ latika ke chott se maahol ab bahut gambhir ho jaata hai aur har kissi ki nazar khel par gari hoti hai ]

[ ab baari chaandnii ke team se ramesh ki hoti hai ]

[ Ramesh aditya ke boundary mein daakhil hota hai ke peechey se kabir aakar ramesh ko pakar leta hai aur ramesh game se out ]

[ Aditya ke team mein ab aditya , neel aur kabir hain ]

[ Chaandnii ke team mein ab chaandnii , b.g aur alex hain ]

[ Aditya ke team se ab Kabir ki baari hoti hai ]

[ Kabir chaandnii ke team ke boundary mein daakhil hota hai . maahol aur gambhir ho jaata hai . alex koshish karta hai peechey se jaata hai aur kabir ko pakar leta hai jiss se kabir out ho jaata hai ]

[ Chaandnii ke team se ab b.g ke baari hoti hai ]

[ Chaandnii pareshaan ho jaati hai aur b.g se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : b.g , aap mujhe vaada karo aap wahaan jaaogi aur kissi ko
chunne ki zaroorat nahi hai .... aap sedhha waapas aajaogi .......

B.g : haan haan theek hai meri ma theek hai ...... main aajaaongi khush ....

[ Chaandnii b.g ke paav mein dekhti hai tou kuch peela sa laga hota hai lepp jaisa ]

Chaandnii : b.g , yeh aapke paier mein kya hai ? .......

[ b.g jhooth bolti hai jissey chaandnii pareshaan na ho ]

B.g : yeh kuch nahi puttar , woh aaj subah main latika se daal maangne gayi thii tou woh thoda sa lagg gaya .....

Chaandnii : o , theek hai .... magar aap vaada karo aap jaake waapas aa jaaogi ....

B.g : haan haan .....

[ B.g aditya ke team ke boundry mein daakhil hoti hai ]

[ Aditya ka team b.g ko pakarne ke liye tyaar thha ]

[ Waahan latika chaandnii par gussa hotey hue kehti hai ]

Latika : chaandnii ! ..... tu paagal ho gayi hai ..... b.g ko ees haalat mein wahaan tu kaise bhej sakti hai ......

[ chaandnii ko kuch pata nahi hota hai ke latika kiss baarey mein bol rahi hai ]

Chaandnii : magar aisa kya hua ? .....

[ Udhar b.g aditya ke team ko kabaddi kehte hue touch karne ki koshish kar rahi hai aur b.g ko pata chal gay ke latika chaandnii ko suchaai bataa diya hai tou chaandnii ko jeetaaney ke liye phir bhi koshish kartey hue aditya ke team ko out karne ki koshish karti hai ]

[ Latika chaandnii ko bataati hai ke b.g ke paer mein bahut ghehraa sujan ho gaya hai aur dr. ne unhe aaraam karne ko kaha hai ]

[ Chaandnii yeh sab soon ke pareshaan hojaati hai aur rtey hue b.g ko kissi bhi tarah waapas aaney ko kehti hai magar b.g nahi maan rahi thii woh ab bhi aditya ke team members ko out karna chahti thii ]

[ Aditya ke team ne b.g ko roka aur b.g ke paer mein sujan ke jagah ghehra jhatka lagne ke wajah se bahut zyaada khoon bheh raha thhaa ]

[ chaandnii yeh sab dekh kar bahut rou rahii thii ]

B.g : mujhe maaf kar dena puttar , maine bahut koshish ke
magar .... yeh kambhakth paer ne saath nahi diya ......

[ Chaandnii bahut rou rahii thii ]

[ maahol ab poori tarah ghambhir ho chuka thha ]

[ Aditya ke team se ab neel aata hai ]

[ chaandnii ke team mein ab alex aur chaandnii hai tou aditya ke team mein neel aur aditya hai ]

[ Neel chaandnii ke team ke border ke andar aata hai chaandnii bahut koshish karti hai neel chaandnii aur alex ke taraf aagey badta hai magar neel ne alex ko aakhir kar chu liya aur apne boundary mein waaps chala gaya ]

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 04:27 PM

alex : sorry sister maine bahut try kiya .....

Chaandnii : koi baat alex.....

[ ab har kissi ki nazar ground mein ho rahe match par aur mann mein mein ek sawaal kaun jeetega aur kaun haarega ]

[ Chaandnii mann mein sochti hai ]

Chaandnii : bas aditya bahut hogaya .... aaj tumhaare wajah se meri b.g ka yeh haal hai main tumhe haraa ke hi rahoongi ......

[ Chaandnii aditya ke border mein daakhil hoti hai ]

[ Neel aur aditya koshish kartey hain ke chaandnii ko line se dooor rakhe aur aditya ooska dhyaan hata ta hai aur neel peechey se jaake pakarne ki koshish karta hai magar chaandnii tabhi jhuk jaati hai aur neel gir jaata hai aur chaandnii oosey touch kar deti hai . neel ab out ho jaata hai ]

[ Ab sirf aditya aur chaandnii game mein hain ]

[ Chaandnii ko ab kissi bhi tarah aditya ko out karna hai ]

[ Tabhi achaanak aditya chaandnii ko rok ne ke liye ooska haath pakar leta hai ]

[ Chaandnii ab koshish kar rahi hai ke woh oos line ko touch kar dey jissey aditya out ho jaaye ]

[ Chaandnii ab oos line ke bilkul paas hai ]

[ waahan vishesh aur baaki aditya ke team aditya ko cheer kar rahey hain tou doosri taraf poorey chawl waale chaandnii ke saath hain ]

[ Chaandnii ab oos line ke bilkul paas hai magar tabhi woh aditya ko dekhti hai . chaandnii mann mein sochti hai ]

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 04:34 PM

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Chaandnii : agar main aaj yeh match jeet gayi tou ...... tou aditya mujhe
india calling se nikaal dega ....... aur mera minni didi ko dhundne ke liye jaalandhar se yahaan tak ka safar bhi bekaar ho jaayega ....... mujhe pata hai ke saarey chawl waalon ne mera bahut saath diya hai magar mere liye abhi minni didi zyaada ahemeyat rakhti hai ....

[ Chaandnii jaan bhuj kar haar jaati hai aur aditya yeh kabaddi ka game jeet jaata hai ]

[ Vishesh aur Dadaji jaan gaye hain ke chaandnii yeh game jaan bhuj kar haarey hain magar kyun yeh nahi pata ]

[ wahaan aditya ke saarey friends oosey badhaai dete hain chaandnii bahut routi hai aur b.g ke paas aajati hai ]

[ saarey chawl waaley chaandnii ko deelaasa dete hain ke khel mein haar jeet hoti rehti hai ]

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[ Chaandnii b.g ke paas jaake sar rakh kar route hai ]

[ Match khatam hojaata hai ]

[ Raat ko b.g sou rahi hoti hai tou chaandnii b.g ke paas jaakar routi hai ]

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 04:49 PM

[ Raat ko b.g sou rahi hoti hai tou chaandnii b.g ke paas jaakar routi hai ]

[ Tabhi B.g uthti hai aur dekhti hai ke chaandnii rou rahi hai ]

B.g : puttar , kya hua ..... tu rou kyun rahi hai ?

B.g : puttar , khel mein haar jeet tou lagi hi rehti hai .... esmein
roune ke kya zaroorat hai .....

Chaandnii : nahi b.g , maine sabko dhoka deeya hai ....... sabka vishwaas touda hai ....... maine sabke mehnat ko bekaar kar diya hai .............

B.g : kya matlab puttar ? ........

Chaandnii : maine ...... yeh khel jaan bhujh kar aditya ko jeetne diya ..........

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 05:25 PM

B.g : kya matlab puttar ? ........

Chaandnii : maine ...... yeh khel jaan bhujh kar aditya ko jeetne diya ..........

B.g : [ b.g yeh soon kar ajeeb lagta hai ] kya ? ......... yeh tu kya keh rahi hai puttar ....
tuney aditya ko jaan bhujh ke jeetaaya .... magar kyun puttar ? ......

Chaandnii : [ rotey hue b.g se bolti hai ] haan b.g ...... main jeet ke bahut kareeb thii .. magar jab maine aditya ke aankhon mein woh haarney ka darr dekha ..... tab main samajh gayi thii ke ..... ke agar main yeh match
jeet gayi tou ...... tou eske baad aditya mujhe india calling se nikaal dega ..... aur mera yakeen maanye b.g , minni didi tak pahuchne ka yeh raasta bhi
bund ho jaayega ................

[ Chaandnii yeh sab baatein b.g ko bataa rahi thii magar woh nahi jaanti thii ke unki yeh
baatein ramesh ne soon lii thii aur ramesh yeh sab soon ney ke baad chillaa ta hua
saarey lougon ko jaake bataaney laga ke chaandnii ne unhe dhoka diya hai hai ]

[ ramesh saarey lougon ko wahaan ekkatha karta hai ]

Ramesh : chaandnii ne hum sab se dhoka kiya hai !!!!!! .......

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 05:39 PM

[ ramesh saarey lougon ko wahaan ekkatha karta hai ]

Ramesh : chaandnii ne hum sab se dhoka kiya hai !!!!!! .......

Kaanta bai : ey ramesh , yeh tu kya bol raha hai ? ....

Ramesh : [ gusse se ] haan main soch bol raha hoon .... yeh mukul ko chot lagi ,
latika ko chott lagi sab zakhmi hue ..... magar badley mein chaandnii
ne hum sab se dhoka kiya hai .... woh agar chahti tou yeh match jeet
sakti thii ... magar woh jaan bhuj kar haar gayi sirf apne naukri bachaaney
ke liye .....

[ Chaandnii aur b.g wahaan aagaye ]

Ramesh : bataao chaandnii , kya main jhooth bol raha hoon ....

B.g : ramesh puttar ....

Ramesh : b.g aap chup raho ! .... yeh hougi aapki poti magar aaj eesey humein jawaab
dena hi hoga .....

Kaanta : ey , ramesh chup re ! .... kya anap shanap bol raha hai .....

Ramesh : main theek bol raha hoon ...... bolo chaandnii eeska jawaab hai
tumhaare paas ? ......

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 05:48 PM

Ramesh : main theek bol raha hoon ...... bolo chaandnii eeska jawaab
hai tumhaare paas ? ......

Chaandnii : haan ..... yeh such hai ke maine ....... main jaanbhujh kar haari hoon ......

Kaanta : magar chaandnii , kuch tou wajah hougi ? .......

Chaandnii : [ rotey hue ] wajah hai .... agar main yeh kabaddi ka match
jeet jaati tou ........ woh aditya mujhe naukri jo mujhe naukri se nikaal deta ..... aaplougon ko pata nahi par har din koi na koi mere liye musibat khara karta hai woh aditya ...... har din koi na koi dhamki ka saamna karna hota hai ..... magar
main majboor thii kyunki main jiss maksad se mumbai aayi hoon woh mujhe sirf aur sirf
india calling se mil sakta hai ....... ab aise mein mujhe yeh pata hai ke aap sab mera saath nahi denge kyunki maine aap sabke bharose ko touda hai ........ [ chaandnii sab ke saamne haath jorti hai ] eeske liye main aap sab se maafi maangti hoon ......

Latika : chaandnii humey yeh nahi pata thha ko woh aditya tumhaare saath itna
bura bartaav karta hai ..... magar tumhe ab chinta karne ki koi zaroorat nahi kyunki ab hum sab tumhaare saath hain ......

[ Maahol Sab pehle jaisa theek ho jaata hai ]

Ramesh : chaandnii , mujhe maaf kardo ...... mujhse galti ho gayi ......

Chaandnii : [ maaf karte hue ] koi baat nahi ramesh .....

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 05:55 PM

[ aur udhar aditya , dadaji aur vishesh aditya ko samjhaane ki koshish kar rahey hain ke chaandnii yeh match khud se jaan bhuj kar haar gayi ]

Aditya : [ manaa kartey hue ] nahi dadaji !! .... main nahi maanta ke chaandnii
jeetne waali thii ......

Vishesh: magar aadi , maine aur dadaji ne ek hi baat dekhi ke agar chaandnii
chahti tou woh yeh kabaddi ka match jeet sakti thii .... magar oosney aisa
nahi kiya... very strange ! .....

Dadaji : haan aditya puttar , woh agar chahti tou oos line ko choo ke tujhe
haraa sakti thii ... kaha jaaye tou sahi maayene mein tu nahi balki woh
ees game ki winner hai .....

[ aditya ees baat ko abhi bhi nahi maan paa raha hai oosey ab bhi lagta hai ke jo jeeta hai wahi winner hai ]

[ aditya ab bhi apne aap ko winner samajh raha hai ]

Aditya : aap dono samajh nahi paa rahey .... yeh aap dono ki galat
fehmi hai ... winner woh nahi main hoon ......

Vishesh : tou ek baat bataana , jab woh oos line ke itney paas thii yeh tum bhi achhe
se jaantey thhe ... tou woh kyun tumhe ees tarah se jeetne deti ? bataao ?

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 06:00 PM

[ aditya ees baat ko abhi bhi nahi maan paa raha hai oosey ab bhi lagta hai ke jo jeeta hai wahi winner hai ]

[ aditya ab bhi apne aap ko winner samajh raha hai ]

Aditya : aap dono samajh nahi paa rahey .... yeh aap dono ki galat
fehmi hai ... winner woh nahi main hoon ......

Vishesh : tou ek baat bataana , jab woh oos line ke itney paas thii yeh tum bhi achhe
se jaantey thhe ... tou woh kyun tumhe ees tarah se jeetne deti ? bataao ?

[ ab aditya ke paas ees sawaal ka koi jawaab nahi hota hai woh chup reh jaata hai aur oose ab lagne lagta hai ke chaandnii ne yeh match oosey jeetney diya ]

Aditya : [ niraash hotey hue ] haan bro , aap sahi keh rahey
hain ..... [ aditya ko apni galti samajh mein aajaati hai
aur ab woh chaandnii se maafi mangne ki sochta hai ]

Vishesh : magar mujhe ab bhi samajh mein nahi aaya ......... ke chaandnii
ne aisa kyun kiya ..... zaroor kuch toh khaas baat hai ees
chaandnii mein ..............

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 06:04 PM

[ 2 din baad ]

[ India calling mein ]

[ Christmas aur new year aaraha hai tou india calling mein har ek employee india calling ko sajaane mein laga hua hai ]

[ Chaandnii office mein aati hai tou keya d,souza (Receptionist) christmas ka carol goon goonaati hai . chaandnii woh carol sunti hai tou woh keya ke paas jaati hai aur
poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : keya , yeh carol jo abhi tum goon-gona rahi thii kya tum
mujhe bhi sikhaaogi ? ........

[ Keya khush hotey hue kehti ]

Keya : kyun nahi !! ... chalo main yeh carol gaati hoon tum mere peechey
peechey gaana ....

Chaandnii : [ khush hotey hue ] theek hai .....

[ Keya chaandnii ko christmas ka carol sikhaati hai ]

[ Chaandnii keya se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : dekha maine kaha thha na ke main yeh carol ek minute mein
sikh loongi .... tumhe kya lagta hai humaare jaalandhar mein
christmas nahi hota ? ... arre wahan tou har
tyhaar badey dhoom dhaam se manaaya jaata hai .....

Keya : [ khush hotey hue ] hmmm ..... merry christmas & happy new year chaandnii ....

Chaandnii : [ khush hotey hue ] same to u ....

diipendu

December 23, 2008, 06:16 PM

[ tabhi wahaan pooja (india ke mashoor buisness man ki beti magar oosey
apne boy friend ke paas canada jaana hai magar eeske liye osey apne paise se jaana
hoga eeseliye pooja india calling mein kaam karti hai ) apne driver ke saath aati hai aur gate keeper se jagda karti hai ]

Pooja : [ gatekeeper ko gusse se bolti hai ] i said mujhe andar aaney do ! ....

Gatekeeper : magar mam , aap driver ko andar nahi laa sakti apne saath ....

[ Tabhi pooja ko ooske boy friend rikki ka phone aata hai aur woh oose se baat karne mein busy ho jaati hai ]

[ Peechey driver gatekeeper se jagda karta hai kyunki
gatekeeper oos se achhe se baat nahi kar raha ]

[ Chaandnii jaati hai aur driver ko kehti hai ke woh pooja ke packets jo ki driver ke paas thhe chaandnii oosey pooja ko dey degi ]

[ Chaandnii driver se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : main aapke mam ko yeh dey doongi aap jaao ....

Driver : je ..

[ driver chalaa jaata hai ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:27 PM

[ driver chalaa jaata hai ]

Pooja : thank u darling , ... lagta hai nayi aayi ho ..... tumhaara naam ? ....

Chaandnii : chaandnii ... chaandnii kapoor

Pooja : hmm... nice name ! mera naam pooja hai ....

[ Chaandnii jaa rahi hoti hai tabhi saamne neel aajata hai ]

[ Neel sharminda htey hue chaandnii ko dekhta hai . neel ke aankhon mein ab bhi chaandnii se liye maafi ki ummeed hai ]

[ Magar chaandnii ke mann mein ab bhi neel ke liye sawaal aur dhoke ke liye gussa thha ]

Neel : chaandnii , kya tum yeh nahi jaanna chahogi ke maine aisa
kyun kiya ? ...... aakhir aisa kya kaaran thha .....

Chaandnii : [ gusse se ] oosdin tumhaare oos dhoke ke baad ab mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni hai ..... eesliye plz agar tum mujhse koi baat na hi karo tou bahut achha hoga ..........

[ Yeh kehke chaandnii wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

[ office mein Naina (america se abhi aayi hai aur baaki sab ki tarah india calling ki employee hai ) hamesha haath mein ek bag jisme make up or
doosre haath mein mobile . poori stylish magar dil ki achhi . ]

[ Chaandnii apne jagah beithne jaati hai ke tabhi ]

[ Chaandnii ke aane se pehle ]

Varun : [ khush hotey hue ] yaar naina , bahut achha hua ke tum
aagayi ...... tumhaare america jaane ke baad tou india calling ki rounak hi chali gayi thii ... magar ab tum aa gayi ho tou ab fooltoo dhamaal hoga !

Naina : style hai tou smyle hai ! yeh tou such hai magar yeh bataao ke
maine sunna hai ke aditya ko kabaddi ke liye ..... kissi ...... chaandnii ne
challenge kiya thha ? ......

Mishti : haan haan ! kiya thha .....

Varun : [ style se kehta hai ] magar aakhir mein hamaara aadi jeet gaya !

Naina : hmm ..... phir tou dekhna parega , zaroor koi khaas baat hai chaandnii mein .....

[ Tabhi chaandnii wahaan se ho ke jaa rahi thii ]

Mishti : lo , chaandnii ka naam liya aur woh aa rahi hai .....

Naina : aw ! tou woh hai chaandnii .... style hai tou smyle hai abhi
dekhenge oosey ... zarra aaney tou do ....

[ Varun aur mishti chaandnii ko beykoof banaaney ke liye naina ke paas aise kharey ho jaatey hain jaise wahaan koi mam aayi ho ]

[ Chaandnii wahaan se hokar jaa rahi hoti hai tabhi naina chaandnii se kehti hai ]

Naina : ms. chaandnii kapoor ! ...... lagta hai aapko apne boss se zyaada kuch aur zaroori kaam hai .....

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:29 PM

Naina : ms. chaandnii kapoor ! ...... lagta hai aapko apne boss se zyaada
kuch aur zaroori kaam hai .....

[ Varun chaandnii ko eeshaarey karte hue bataata hai ke naina bhi india calling ki boss hai aur chaandnii bhi maan leti hai ]

Chaandnii : sorry mam ....

Naina : jaao , jaake monali se jaake kaho ke naina milne aayi hai ....

Chaandnii : je mam ...

[ chaandnii jaaney waali hoti hai ke tabhi naina , varun aur mishti chaandnii ko roktey hain aur hasne lagte hain ]

[ Chaandnii ko kuch samajh nahi aaraha thha ke kya ho raha hai ]

Naina : arre main koi yahaan ki boss nahi hoon ...

Varun : haan chaandnii , tum bekaar mein pareshaan ho gayi thii ....

Naina : by the way iam naina ....

Chaandnii : hi , mera naam ....

Naina : mujhe pata hai .. tumhara naam chaandnii hai ... dekha style ! style hai tou smile hai ....

[ Chaandnii aur naina friend bann jaate hain ]

[ Kaam ke baad cafeteria mein chaandnii , mishti aur naina eksaath baith kar apna tiffin kha rahey thhe aur aaj honey waaley christmas aur aaney waaley new year ki baat kar rahey thhe ]

Mishti : kam se kam ees christmas aur new year eve ke liye bonus tou milnahi chahiye .....

Naina : style hai tou smyle hai ! .... mujhe ooski parwaa nahi bas aaj agar half day bhi mil jaaye tou bahut hai ..... kyun chaandnii ? .....

[ neel se jagra hone ke wajah se chaandnii pareshaan hai tou dheemey se smyle ke saath haa bolti hai ]

[ Tabhi wahaan Vishesh zaroori announcement karne ke liye sabko attention karta hai ]

Vishesh : ok !! .... attention plz ... mujhe aap lougon ko bahut zaroori
announcement bataana hai ......

Vishesh : ok , humey ek bahut bara contract mila hai sundance resort
se ...... eesliye aap sabke liye ek achhi news hai aur .... ek boori news bhi ......

Aditya : bro , kaise achhi news kya hai ? ....

Vishesh : achhi news yeh hai ...... ke hum do teams banaayenge aur agar aap sabne yeh deals sahi tarah poorey ki tou ........ aapsabko ek 15 lakh ki car milegi aur jo haarney waale team ko milegi zero ..... jeetney wale team ke leader ko milegi ek laptop worth rs. 65 lakhs .....

[ wahaan maujood yeh soon ke sab bahut khush hotey hain aur ees kaam ke liye raazi ho jaatey hain ]

Varun : wow ! vishesh yeh tou goodnews se bhi zyaada good hai ......

Vishesh : [ hastey hue ] achha ?? .... abhi tou bad news baaki hai ...

[ Yeh soon ke sab ke saath saath Varun ka chehra ootar jata hai ]

Vishesh : bad news yeh hai ke ........... aap sabhi ko 1000 deals ek haftey mein crack karni hai ..... do teams matlab har ek teams ko 500 deals crack karne hain ......

[ Wahaan maujood har kissi ki aankhe dung reh jaati hai ]

Aditya : itney saarey deals woh bhi ek hafte mein !!!! impossible ......

Vishesh : [ gusse se ] nothing is impossible aditya !!!!!! ...... teams do hisso mein hoga aur uske leaders kaun honge eska faisla 1 ghantey baad hoga ......

[ Har koi excited bhi hai aur ghabraaya hua bhi ]

[ mishti chaandnii , naina aur pooja se ]

Mishti : yaar , agar dena hai tou salary double karde .... laptop aur car se hamaara kya hoga ? ..

Pooja : haan aisa agar hua tou main sabse pehle apne boy friend se canada milne jaaoongi ...... aur naina tum ??

Naina : main sabse pehle apne liye ek imported make up loongi ! aur chaandnii tum ??

[ Chaandnii mann mein soch rahi hai neel ke oos dhoke ko ]

[ Tabhi vishesh sabko attention karta hai aur oon do leaders ka naam announce karta
hai ]

Vishesh : so guys , woh do leaders ka naam maine decide kar
liya hai ..... aur oonme se pehla leader hoga .................................................

[ Sab excited hain aur Mishti mann hi mann mazza lete hue sochti hai ]

Mishti : [ Mishti mann hi mann mazza lete hue sochti hai ] bahut impression jamaaney ka shauk hai chaandnii , tou ab fasso ! leader bann ke .....

Vishesh : pehle team ka leader hai ......... aditya

[ varun aur sab aditya ko congrats kartey hain ]

Vishesh : aur aur ..... doosra leader ................. Neel hai ..

Vishesh : abhi team ke leaders tyeh ho gaye hain ...... ab baari hai team ke members ki ......

[ Vishesh sabko ek khaali container dekhaata hai jismein bahut saarey cheats hotey hain ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:35 PM

[ Vishesh sabko ek khaali container dekhaata hai jismein bahut saarey cheats hotey hain ]

Vishesh : Aditya tum jaao aur jaake oos container mein se chit uthaao .......

[ wahaan maujood har koi excited hai ke kaun kiske team mein hoga ]

[ neel aur aditya dono ke mann mein ek hi baat chal rahi hai ke
chaandnii oonke team mein aaye ]

[ Aditya chit oothata hai ]

Aditya : varun ...

[ ab neel ki baari aati hai . neel container se chit oothata hai
aur mann mein sochta hai ]

Neel : kaash ees chit mein chaandnii ka naam ho .....

[ wahaan peeche se varun dheere se chaandnii se kehta hai ]

Varun : waise chaandnii , tumne kya socha hai ? ...... kiskey team mein jaaney ka ???

[ Chaandnii yeh soon ke soch mein parr jaati hai ]

[ udhar aditya pareshaan ho jaata hai kahin chaandnii neel ke team mein na chali jaaye ]

[ neel chit oothata hai ]

Neel : naina ...

[ Aditya yeh soon ke khush ho jaata hai ke chaandnii ooske team mein nahi hai aur udhar chaandnii ki beychaini barr jaati hai ke woh kiskey team mein hogi ]

Vishesh : aditya , jaao ab tumhaari baari hai ...........

[ Aditya container mein se chit oothata hai . phir neel jaata hai aur saarey employees ke team tyeh ho jaata hai ]

[ ab sirf chaandnii aur pooja reh jaati hai ]

[ aditya jaata hai aur chit oothata hai ]

[ aditya ne jab chit khola tou oose achha nahi laga ]

Aditya : pooja .....

vishesh : tou zaahir si baat hai , chaandnii neel ke team mein hai ......

Vishesh : so guys , teams tyeh ho chuki hain tou mere khyaal se sabko apne apne kaam pe lagg jaana chahiye .....

[ wahaan saarey employees josh ke saath 1 haftey mein 1000 deals crack karney ke liye lagg jaatey hain ]

[ Chaandnii apna computer switch on karti hai aur database access karti hai ]

[ Chaandnii yeh dekh ke pareshaan ho jaati hai tou woh naina se poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : naina , kya tumhaare computer mein database access ho raha hai ?

Naina : nahi , kya tumhaare computer main ho raha hai ?

Chaandnii : nahi mere computer mein bhi nahi ....

[ tabhi neel aata hai ]

Chaandnii : neel , humaare computer mein database nahi hai ....

Neel : nahi hai ? .. zara dekhaao ........

[ neel apne team ke poorey computers check karta hai ]

Neel : lagta hai zaroor humaare poorey team ke computers se database jaan bhujh kar delete kar diya gaya hai .......

Naina : magar neel , aisa kaun karega ?........

Neel : wahi jo yh nahi chahta ke hum oonse pehle saarey deals crack karey ......

[ neel ka shak aditya ke team par thha ]

Chaandnii : chahey jo ho jaaye , main koi na koi raasta zaroor nikaaloongi ......

[ chaandnii ko idea aata hai aur woh phone lagaati hai ]

[ chaandnii oosi foreign client ko phone lagaati hai jo chaandnii se impressed hua thha ]

[ foreign client chaandnii ke phone aaney par khush ho jaata hai aur
chaandnii ki madad karney ke liye tyaar ho jaata hai ]

[ woh client chaandnii aur oske team ke liye 500 doosre clients ka
number chaandnii ko deta hai ]

[ Jab neel aur chaandnii ke baaki team members ko pata chala ke chaandnii ne raasta dhund liya hai woh bahut khush hue aur zor shor se apne 500 deals ke target ko poora karne mein lagg gaye ]

[ agle 3 din mein ]

[ Neel ke team Aditya ke team se 2 deals se aagey hai ]

[ neel ke team ke aagey hone se aditya haar jaaney ke naam se aur zyaada beychen ho jaata hai ]

[ aditya apne team members ko bahut force karta hai ke unhe kissi bhi tarah neel ke team se aagey nikalna hoga ]

[ Chaandnii aur baaki sab apne calls mein busy thii aur doosri taraf jab pooja apna call laga rahi thii tab galti se kissi bachhe ne pooja ka phone recieve kar liya ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:36 PM

[ Chaandnii aur baaki sab apne calls mein busy thii aur doosri taraf jab pooja apna
call laga rahi thii tab galti se kissi bachhe ne pooja ka phone recieve kar liya ]

[ bachhe ne apna naam nisha bataaya ]

[ nisha ghar mein akeli thii uske mummy papa bahaar gaye thhe aur
eeseliye woh darri hue thi ]

[ pooja oosey dilaasa dey rahi thii ke woh darey
nahi magar nisha bahut darri hue thii aur rou rahi thii ]

[ tabhi aditya aake dekhtahai ke pooja kissi bachhe se baat kar rahi hai ]

[ aditya ko gussa aajata hai . oosey lagta hai ke pooja apna time waste kar rahi hai ]

[ aditya pooja ko phone disconnect karne ko kehta hai ]

[ chaandnii ko yeh soon ke ajeeb lagta hai ke wahaan ghar mein
akeli ek choti bachhi rou rahi hai aur aditya pooja ko phone disconnect
karney ko keh raha hai ]

aditya : maine kaha tum phone disconnect karo !!

Pooja : magar aadi , wahaan woh bachhi rou rahi hai ....

Aditya : hum yahaan ees tarah se apna time wast nahi kar saktey ... tum abhi
phone disconnect karo !

Chaandnii : pooja phone disconnect nahi karegi .......

Chaandnii : pooja tum oos bachhi ko dilaasa do ......

[ Aditya ko gussa aajata hai aur sey lagta hai ke
chaandnii ooske team ko aagey barney se rokna chahtii hai ]

[ Pooja oos bachhii se pyaar se baat karti hai aur tab tak mein
oos bachii ke mummy papa aajatey hain ]

[ pooja phone rakh deti hai ]

[ Aditya gusse se pooja ko daat ta hai ]

Aditya : tumne abhi tak ek bhi deal crack nahi ki
hai ........... agar tumne jald koi deal crack nahi ki tou ........ U R FIRED !!!!!!!

[ Aditya yeh kehke wahaan se chala jaata hai ]

[ Pooja pareshaan hotey hue chaandnii se kehti hai ]

Pooja : [ bahut pareshaan hotey hue ] oh no .... ab kya hoga , agar maine aaj
koi deal crack na hua tou meri naukri chali jaayegi ........

Chaandnii : tum chinta matt karo pooja , maata raani sab theek kar
degi ...... tum ek baar try karo ........

[ pooja client ko call lagaati hai ]

[ pooja poorey confident ke saath client ko sundance resort ke baarey mein
ooske saarey features bataati hai ]

[ client ko woh saarey features pasand aatey hain aur woh sundance resort ke
6 packages kharid leta hai ]

[ pooja yeh soon ke bahut khush ho jaati hai kyunki ab ooske naukri
janey ka koi khatraa nahi ]

[ pooja chaandnii ko shukriya kehti hai ]

chaandnii : thanx mujhe nahi , maata raani ko karo ......hey maata raani
aap apni kripaa eese tarah banaye rakhiyega .....

[ udhar varun ek saath 5 deals crack kar leta hai ]

[ cafeteria mein varun apni jeet ka dhol sabko sunaata hai ke oosney
sabse zyaada deal crack kiye ]

[ ees se neel ke team ko achha nahi lagta hai khaaskar neel ko ]

[ varun neel ke team ka mazaaq banaata hai kyunki aaj oosney
zyaada deals crack kiye ]

[ yeh sab dekh kar mishti se aur bardaasht nahi hua aur misti ko
varun par bahut gussa aajata hai ]

mishti : maana ! .... haan haan maana ke aaj tumne hum sab se zyaada
deals crack kiye hain .... magar eeska matlab yeh nahi hai ke tum
humara mazaaq udaao .......

Varun : [ varun apne filmy sharukh style mein
bolta hai ] hey hey ..... lagta hai kissi ko jalan ho rahi hai mere jeet se .....

mishti : jalan humein nahi h rahi , balki tumhe overconfidence
ho gaya hai mr. varun kumar !!! ......

[ Tabhi aditya wahaan aajata hai ]

[ aditya oondono ka jagda khatam karvaata hai ]

[ office mein ****ti hone ka samay ho jaata hai sab apne ghar ke liye nikaltey hain ]

[ naina office se jaa rahi hoti hai tou woh neel ko chalne ko kehti hai ]

Neel : nahi naina , mujhe thoda kaam hai ..... tum jaao .....

Naina : ok ..

[ naina chali jaati hai ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:37 PM

Naina : magar aadi , chaandnii aisa nahi kar sakti .....

[ Vishesh gusse se ]

Vishesh : eeske peechey kaun hai eeska pata lagaaney ke liye maine ek faisla kiya
hai .......

Vishesh : chaandnii ke computer se aditya ke poorey team ke computers mein virus ka
aana ...................... eeske peechey woh jo bhi hai ab woh pakraa jaayega ......
main aaj hi ees ka investigation karvaaonga ......

[ vishesh tycen ko bulaata hai ]

Vishesh : tycen , yeh saarey suraag ko testing ke liye bhej do .....

Tycen : ji sir ....

Vishesh : [ gusse se ] woh jo koi bhi hai ...... oosey
india calling se nikaal diya jaayega ...............

[ yeh kehke vishesh apne cabin mein chala jaata hai ]

[ wahaan maujood sab pareshaan ho jaate hain aur sochtey hain ke woh kaun ho sakta hai ]

[ Cafeteria mein jab chaandnii , mishti aur pooja baith kar coffee pee rahey thhey tou
har kissi ki shak ki nazar chaandnii par thii . wahaan har koi chaandnii ko
shak ke nazar se dekh raha thha ke kahiin woh chaandnii tou nahi ? ]

[ Aditya wahaan gusse se aata hai ]

Aditya : listen ms. paraandey ! agar tumhe ne humaarey computer mein virus
transfer kiya hai then ..... tumhaari naukri gayee !!! ......

[ Yeh soon ke chaandnii aur dookhi ho jaati hai aur mann mein maata raani se kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : maata raani , yeh aapko bhi pata hai .... ke maine aisa koi galat kaam nahi
kiya hai ......... tou kyun yahaan har koi mujhe hi goonhe-gaar samajh
raha hai ? .......... maine aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya hai ..........

Naina : chaandnii sab theek ho jaayega ............ aakhir koi nahi tou main tum pe
bharosa karti hoon ...... haan chaandnii .... woh jo koi bhi hai woh jald hi
saamney aa jaayega .............

[ wahaan neel door se chaandnii ko rotaa hua dekh raha thha ]

[ agle din ke raat india calling mein investigation ki report aajaata hai ]

[ India calling mein maahol poori tarah se biggar chuka hai ]

[ wahaan har kissi ke chehre par woh shak hai ki kaun ho sakta hai woh ]
[ wahaan maujood har kissi ke mann mein bahut saarey sawaal magar
oon sabka jawaab ek ]

[ aakhir kar vishesh report lekar aajata hai ]

[ wahaan maahol pehle se bhi zyaada tanaav se bhar jaata hai ]

Vishesh : investigation kissi baahar waale se nahi karaayi gayi kyunki
eesmein india calling ke reputation ka sawaal hai ..........

Vishesh : woh jisney virus installed karke aditya ke poorey team
members ke computers mein transfer
kiya woh ............................... woh .....

Vishesh : ees ke baad woh jo koi bhi hai oosey india calling se resign karna hoga ! .......

[ Vishesh Chaandnii Ke tarf Aagey aata hai aur chaandnii se Kehta hai ]

Vishesh : tumne aisa kyun kiya ? ...........................

[ wahaan maujood har koi yeh dekh kar dung reh jaata hai ke woh koi aur nahi
chaandnii thii ??? ]

[ Woh Koi Aur Nahi Chaandnii Thii Kya Yehii Poora Such Hai ???? ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:41 PM

[ Vishesh chaandnii ke nazdeek jaata hai ]

[ chaandnii pareshaan hogaye hai aur oosey kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha
ke woh kya karey ? ]

Vishesh : [ gusse se ] tumne aisa kyun kiya neel !!!!! ..............................

[ wahaan maujood har koi yeh soon ke dung reh gaye ke woh neel hai ???? ]

[ neel india calling ka best team leader thha aur best dedicated employee thha
aur oosi ne chaandnii ke computer se virus installed karke aditya ke team ke
computers mein transfer kiya ????? yeh sawaal wahaan maujood har
employee aur staff ke dimaag mein toofaan laa raha thha ]

[ Chaandnii mann mein yeh soch rahii thii ke ab tak oosney neel
ko jitna bhi jaanaa hai neel aisa kabhi nahi kar sakta ]

[ chaandnii oosey culprit nahi maan paa rahi thii ]

[ ees waqt chaandnii ke mann mein sawaalon ki aandhii chal rahii thii ke
oosey aise mein kya karna chahiye ? ]

[ Neel ne kabaddi match ke waqt ehem mauke pe jaa ke aditya ke team
ko join kiya ees dhoke ko kya woh bhulaa ke neel ko bey-gunhaa saabeet karey
ya phir oosey doosro ki tarah gunhe-gaar samajh ke india calling
ko resign karta hua dekhe ? ]

[ Sawaal Bahut Thhe Magar Jawaab Bahut Kam ]

[ Chaandnii ke dil ne kaha ke jo neel ne kiya sou woh kiya magar
b.g kehti hai ke agar koi maasoom ko sazaa miley tou yeh theek baat nahi ]

[ chaandnii poorey josh ke saath yeh tyeh karti hai ke woh
neel ko bey-gunhaa saabeet karegi ]

Chaandnii : vishesh sir ! ...........

[ vishesh jaaney waala thha woh peechey moor ke dekhta hai ]

Vishesh : yes chaandnii bolo ........

Chaandnii : sir ......... sir , mujhe nahi lagta ke ....... neel ne
aisa kuch bhi kiya hai .......

[ wahaan sab dekhtey hain ke chaandnii neel ko kyun bachha rahi hai ?
neel ne tou oosey kabaddi ke match mein betray kiya thha ]

Vishesh : chaandnii tum abhi mere cabin mein aao ........

Chaandnii : je sir ......

[ wahaan doosri taraf sab apne deals ko crack karney mein busy ho jaatey hai ]

[ Mishti pareshaan hai aur woh apne bag se nikaal kar ek kaagaz ko dekhti
hai aur doosri taraf varun ki nazar achaanak mishti par parri aur woh sochta hai
ke aisa kya ho sakta hai oos kagaaz mein jo mishti itni pareshaan ho gayi hai
oosey dekh kar ]

[ india calling mein shaayad abhi tak woh asli goon-heygaar saamney na aaya thha
yehi sawaal tab varun ke dimaag mein aaya aur mishti ka oos kaagaz ko
dekh kar pareshaan ho jaana yeh baatein varun ko ek hi taraf bataa rahii thii ke kahin
woh asli culprit mishti tou nahi ?? ]

[ ab yeh baat oos kaagaz ko dekhne par hi pata chalega ]

[ mishti dekhti hai ke varun oske taraf dekh raha thha tou
mishti ne oos kaagaz ko dustbin mein fekh diya ]

[ ab varun ka shak aur pakka ho gaya thha ke zaroor oos kaagaz mein garbar hai ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:42 PM

[ ab varun ka shak aur pakka ho gaya thha ke zaroor oos kaagaz mein garbari hai ]
Varun : hey you stop !

[ varun mishti ki taraf aagey badta hai ]

Varun : oos kaagaz mein kya thha ? .... zaroor woh tum hi ho jisney saarey compters
mein virus transfer kiya hai ............

[ mishti ko yeh soon ke kuch samajh mein nahi aata ke varun
kis baarey mein baat kar raha hai ]

[ wahaan sab bheer lagg jaata hai aur dekhtey hain ke varun
mishti se aise kyun baat kar raha hai ]

[ Varun dustbin se woh kaagaz nikaal ne ke liye aagey badta hai magar
mishti oosey rukney ko kehti hai kyunki woh letter ooska personal hai ]

[ varun kehta hai agar oosmein india calling mein hue itni badii
ghatnaa se related kuch nahi tou woh darr kyun rahii hai oosey woh letter kyun nahi
dekhne dey rahi hai ]

[ mishti tyeh karti hai ke woh varun ko woh letter dikhaayegi ]

Mishti : [ mishti pareshaan rotey hue ] theek hai .............. agar tumhe yeh lagta hai ke
tumhe ........... tumhe oos letter mein india calling se related informations
milengi tou tum oosey dekh saktey ho .........

[ varun dustbin se woh letter nikaalta hai aur oosey khol ke sabke saamney padta hai ]

Varun : [ woh letter mishti ke gharwaalon ne
mishti ko likha thha ] beta humein pata hai ke mumbai mein ghar
milna bahut mushkil hai magar tumhe tou pata hai ke tumhaari aur do
behene bhi hain jinkey shaadi karvaani hai tou aise mein hum tumhe ees
waqt 50,000 rupaye nahi dey paayenge .......... humin tou laga thha ke tum humein
ees mahine paisa bheej waa dougi ...... jo bhi ho apna khyaal rakhna ......

Mishti : [ rotey hue gusse se ] mil gaya tumhe saboot ! ......... shaayad ab tumhe yakeen
hogaya ho ke maine india calling se koi bhi vishwaas-ghaat nahi kiya ........

[ Varun ko ab apni galti par bahut pachhtaava ho raha hai ke oosney mishti ko galat samjha ]

Varun : iam sorry ......

Mishti : sorry ?? ...... sabke saamney , mujhe beyzzat karke ab mujhe keh
rahey ho sorry ?........ aaj se mujhe kabhi bhi apni soorat matt dikhaana ............. kyunki ab mujhe tumse nafrat ho gayi hai .........

[ mishti wahaan se rotey hue chalii jaati hai ]

[ yaahan mishti ko apne ghar ka kiraaya dene ke liye 50,000 rupaye ki zaroorat hai
aur wahaan chaandnii neel ko beygunha karna chahti hai ]

[ Chaandnii vishesh ke cabin mein aati hai ]

Vishesh : aao chaandnii , chaandnii tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai ke neel
ne tumhaare computer se virus transfer nahi kiya hai ? ........

[ Chaandnii ke mann mein B.g ki woh baatein yaad aati hain
jab b.g ne chaandnii ko yeh bataaya thha ke kabhi kabhi
humaari aankein jo dekhti hai aur humaarey kaan jo soonte hain woh aksar sahi nahi hotey hain eeseliye jab tak such ka poora pata nahi lagg jaata humey toorant koi faislaa nahi karna chahiye ]

[ chaandnii yehi baatein vishesh ko kehti hai ]

Vishesh : tou jab tak koi saboot nahi ho humey koi decesion nahi lena
chahiye , am i right chaadnii ? .......

Chaandnii : je sir .......

Vishesh : tou theek hai , aao mujhe tumhe kuch dekhaana hai chalo .............

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:43 PM

Vishesh : tou theek hai , aao mujhe tumhe kuch dekhaana hai chalo .............

[ Vishesh chaandnii ko india calling mein har jagah laggey hue camere ke video dekhaata hai ]

[ Chaandnii ke computer se virus ke transfer hone ke ek din pehle jab office mein ****ti ho rahi thii aur saaarey employees ghar jaa rahey thhe tab neel kissi baahane se ruk gaya aur sabke jaaney ke baad neel ne chaandnii ke computer se virus ka transfer aditya ke poorey team members ke computer mein kar diya aur wahaan se chala gaya ]

[ Chaandnii ko yeh sab dekh kar ooska neel par se bharosa poori tarah se toot gaya ]

Vishesh : kya ab bhi tumhe koi aur saboot chahiye ? ........

[ chaandnii rotey hue vishesh ke cabin se chali aati hai ]

[ Chaandnii apne aasoo pochti hai aur neel se apna jawaab maangne jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : neel ! ..........

[ Neel samajh gaya thha ke chaandnii ko ab such pata chal chuka hai ]

Chaandnii : mujhe yeh tou pata thha ke kabaddi match mein tumne
apni naukri bachaane ke liye aditya ke team ehem waqt mein join
kiya jab meri poori team ko tumse ummeed thii .......... tumne
mujhe dhoka diya uski wajah main samajh sakti hoon magar .... een sabke baad bhi mere mann mein kahin ek thoda sa vishwaas thha magar tumne aaj mera woh vishwaas bhi torr diya hai .................. mujhe ees mumbai shey-her ne itna tou sikhaa hi
diya hai ke ......... ke kissi par vishwaas karne se kissi ko apna dost samajh kar oos par yakeen karne se sirf dhoka hi milta hai ..........

[ Chaandnii ees waqt poori tarah se toot chuki thii ]

[ Chaandnii wahaan se seedha chawl chali gayi ]

[ Chaandnii rotey rotey seedha aake b.g ke kandhe par sarr rakh kar roney laggi ]

[ B.g ko samajh nahi aaraha thha ke achaanak aisa kya ho gaya ke chaandnii itni pareshaan hai . b.g chaandnii se saari baat pochti hai ]

[ Chaandnii b.g ko india calling mein hue saari baat bataati hai ]

[ B.g ko yakeen nahi aaraha thha ke aise mein woh chaandnii se kya kahey ]

B.g : puttar rotey nahi , chup ho jaa puttar ..... [ b.g chaandnii ko delaasa dey rahi thii ]

B.g : aise shey-her mein kissi ka koi bharosa nahi puttar ......... yahaan kab kiska
nakaab ke peechey chupey asli chehraa kab
saamney aa jaaye koi bharosa nahi puttar .........

Chaandnii : [ rotey hue ] b.g , ab itney barey dhokey ke baad mujhe yeh pata chal
gayaa hai ke yeh corporate world hai .......... jaahan har koi apna
matlab nikaalney ke liye kissi ka bhi use kar sakta hai ............... magar
nahi b.g .... ab mujhse aur yeh sab nahi hoga .......... B.g hum aaj hi
mumbai chorr ke jaalandhar waapas chaley jaayenge .............

B.g : magar puttar ,hum agar manisha ke bagair jaayenge tou ghar
mein sabko jaa ke kya bataayenge .................... ke hum
manisha ke saath kyun nahi aaye ?............

Chaandnii : [ apne aasoo pochti hai aur kehti hai ] woh
sab main kuch nahi jaanti main aaj india calling
mein jaatey hi vishesh sir ko apna resignation letter dey doongi ...........

[ B.g yeh soon ke parshaan ho jaati hai ]

[ Raat ko india calling mein saarey employees waqt par india calling
aajtey hain chaandnii aatey saath hi apne table par maata raani ke paas jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : hey maata raani , mujhe itni shakti denaa ke main aaj
main yeh sab chor ke apne ghar jaalandhar waapas jaa sakoo ...........
ab mujhe ees shey-her se nafrat si ho gayi hai ...........

[ Chaandnii vishesh ke cabin ke taraf jaati hai ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:46 PM

[ Chaandnii vishesh ke cabin ke taraf jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : may i come in sir ?.......

Vishesh : yes chaandnii aao ...... kaho ......

[ Chaandnii ke aankhon mein aansoo thhey aur
apna haath aagey kartey hue vishesh ke table ki taraf ]

[ chaandnii ke haathon mein resignation letter thha ]

Chaandnii : vishesh sir , ...... main india calling chorr rahii hoon .............

[ Vishesh chaukte hue ]

Vishesh : kya ! ........ yeh tum kya keh rahi ho ......

Chaandnii : haan sir , yeh raha mera resignation letter .......
main aaj abhi india calling chorr rahi hoon .......

Vishesh : kya main tumhaare ees naukri chorr ne ka
kaaran jaan sakta hoon ? ......

[ Chaandnii chup rehti hai ]

Vishesh : [ gusse se ] jawaab do chaandnii ! ....

Chaandnii : kya jawaab doo , yehi ke agar aap kissi ko apna dost maantey
hain aur jab musibat ke waqt woh hi aapka saath chorr de
aapko dhoka de tou aap oos par phir se
wohi vishwaas karey ?? .................... vishwaas ?? mera tou ees shey-her
se yaahan ke lougon se hi vishwaas ooth gaya hai ....... yahaan
india calling mein jahaan sabko eksaath mill jhul ke kaam karnaa chahiye
wahaan sabke groups banaa ke oonhey alag kiya jaa raha hai toura jaa raha hai ............

Chaandnii : iam sorry sir magar ab main yahaan kaam nahi kar sakti ..........

[ yeh kehke chaandnii apna resignation letter table par rakh ke wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:47 PM

[ yeh kehke chaandnii apna resignation letter table par rakh ke wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

[ Cafeteria mein neel coffee pe raha hota hai tabhi chaandnii wahaan aati hai ]

Neel : chaandnii ek baar sirf ek baar yeh
nahi jaanna chahogi ke maine aisa kyun kiya ? ........

Chaandnii : bas neel ! mujhe kuch nahi soon-na ......

[ wahaan sab chaandnii aur neel ko dekh rahey hotey hain
aur neel ne sabko apni wajah bataa di thii ]

[ Tabhi keya wahaan aati hai ]

Keya : chaandnii , yahaan maujood hum sabko lagta hai ke tumhe neel ki woh wajah
ek baar soon leni chahiye ......

[ neel ke aankhon mein aasoo hai aur zubaan mein such aur maahol bahut
mushkil hai magar neel phir bhi apne majboori ko chaandnii ke saamney rakhta hai ]

Neel : maine jo bhi kiya eske peechey sirf ek hi wajah thii ............ meri
4 saal ki beti ..... main delhi se mumbai apne beti ko dhundne aaya
thha ....... magar oosey dhundne ke liye mere paas abhi itney paise nahi hai ...... aur ees sundance contract se milne waaley paiso se main apni beti ko dhund sakta thha aur eeseliye maine yeh
contact haasil karne ke liye adtya ke team members ke saarey computers mein
tumhaare computer se virus transfer kiya thha ..................

[ chaandnii ko such pata chaltey hi oosey samajh mein aaya ke
oosney neel pe yeh aarop laga ke bahut barri galti ki thii ]

[ kyunki jo baap apni beti ko dhundne ke liye apni naukri ko daav pe
lagaa dey woh kabhi galat nahi ho sakta ]

[ tabhi tycen wahaan aata hai ]

Tycen : neel , vishesh sir ne tumse yeh kaha hai ke tumhaare
peechley records bahut achhe rahey hain aur eese wajah se tum par
koi kaano-oni case na lagaa kar tumhe tumhaare ees gunha ke liye india calling se nikaala jaa raha hai .........

Tycen : aur sundance resort ke deals crack karne waaley winner group neel
aur ooskey poorey team members hain aur aditya sir aur team members neel ke team members se 5 deals se kam reh gaye eeseliye aditya sir ki team haar gaye hain .............

[ jeetney waaly team ke har ek member ko 2000 rupaye diye jaatey hain magar neel ko nahi ]

[ wahaan maujood neel ke team members ko yeh soon ke phir bhi khushi nahi hue kyunki neel india calling ko aaj alvida keh raha thha eeseliye yeh khushi ooskey bina beygaani thii ]

[ Neel chaandnii ko india calling ke bahaar bulaata hai chaandnii ko bahut
zaroori information dene ke liye ]

[ Chaandnii bahaar aati hai ]

Neel : chaandnii mujhe tumhe kuch bahut zaroori information denii thii ........

Chaandnii : information ? kaise information ? .......

Neel : yehi ke tumhaari minni didi kahaan mill sakti hai ....................

[ yeh soonke Chaandnii bahut khush aur oot-sook ho ke neel se poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : [ khush hotey hue ] kya ?? ......

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:48 PM

[ yeh soonke Chaandnii bahut khush aur oot-sook ho ke neel se poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : [ khush hotey hue ] kya ?? ......

Neel : haan chaandnii , mujhe zyaada tou nahi magar haan itna zaroor
pata hai ke india calling ka annual party jo ki eese hafte hogi wahaan india calling ke saarey naye aur pooraaney employees aarahey hain ...... tou wahaan tumhaari minni didi zaroor aayegi .......

[ Yeh soon-ne ke baad Chaandnii ka apne minni didi aur b.g ke saath waapas jalandhar jaaney ka sapna ab poora hotey hue nazar aara hai ]

[ chaandnii ke aankhon mein khushi ke aansoo aajatey hain ke aaj jab woh wapas chawl
jaayegi aur b.g ko yeh baat bataayegi ke ooski minni didi ab oosey jald hi milney waali hai tou b.g ko yeh soon ke kitna achha lagega ]

Chaandnii : neel , tumne mujhe yeh bataa ke mujh par bahut barra ehsaan kiya hai .......

Neel : nahi chaandnii , bas tum mere liye itna dua karna ke main
apni beti se mill sakoo ........

[ chaandnii sochti hai ke aaj neel ne oosey ooski minni didi tak pahuchne ka raasta diya
hai eeseliye oosey bonus mein milley hue paise agar woh neel ko dey de tou
ooski madad ho jaayegi ]

Chaandnii : neel main tumhaari zyaada nahi magar tumhaare liye itni
madad zaroor kar sakti hoon ........

[ chaandnii neel ko apne bonus ke poorey 2000 rupaye dey deti hai ]

diipendu

December 24, 2008, 08:53 PM

[ Chaandnii khush hotey hue chawl pahuchti hai ]

Chaandnii : b.g !! ..... B.g ....

B.g : oye puttar kya hua badi khush hai ...

Chaandnii : b.g meri pyaari b.g ..... aaj mujhe minni didi tak pahuchne
ka raasta mill gayya hai ! ......

B.g : [ khush hote hue ] kya ..... maata raani .......... tera laakh laakh
shukar hai ........

Chaandnii : [ chaandnii b.g ko aaj india calling mein hue saarey baat bataati
hai magar chaandnii ne neel ko apne saarey paise dey diye
woh yeh baat b.g se nahi kehti hai ]

Chaandnii : b.g , ees haftey hone waaley annual party mein india calling ke saarey
pooraney aur naye employees wahaan honge ........ aur mujhe agar
minni didi ka pata lagaana hai tou mujhe ees party mein jaana hoga ...

B.g : magar puttar , oos din tou lohri hai .........

Chaandnii : b.g , aap chinta ,matt karo ....... agar maata raani ne chaha tou
yeh lohri hum apne minni didi ke saath manayenge ........

B.g : aaho puttar ........

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 03:49 PM

Chaandnii : b.g , aap chinta ,matt karo ....... agar maata raani ne chaha tou yeh lohri hum apne minni didi ke saath manayenge ........

B.g : aaho puttar ........

[ India calling ka annual party wala din aajata hai ]

[ chaandnii annual party mein pahuchti hai ]

[ party mein bahut shor sharaaba hota hai ]

[ aditya dadaji ko dance ke liye kehta hai ]

Aditya : dadaji chaliye bahut mazaa aaraha hai .......

Dadaji : nahi beta , main kaha tumhare ees shor sharaabe mein
enjoy kar paoonga ? ... mazaa tou hamaare punjabi bhangre mein hai ........

[ aaditya attitude se dadaji ko challenge karta hai ]

Aditya : tou chaliye dadaji aaj yeh faisla ho jaaye ......... ke aapke
oldy bhangra is the best ya mera hip- hop ....................
Hip-hop Vs Bhangra ......

[ tabhi wahaan vishesh aata hai aur dadaji ke taraf se bolta hai ]

Vishesh : ok done !

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 03:52 PM

Dadaji , vishesh aur aditya wahaan sabko attention karte hain ]

Dadaji : yahaan aditya ko challenge koi karna chahega ? ........

[ koi saamney nahi aata hai ]

Aditya : [ attitude se kehta hai ] mujhe nahi lagta ke koibhi aadi se takkar lena chahega ....

[ tabhi oos bheer mein se challenge se bhara ek awaaz aati hai ]

[ woh saamney aati hai aur woh koi aur nahi chaandnii hoti hai ]

Aditya : tou ms. paraandey ab tum mujhe challenge karogi .... magar tum bhool rahi ho
aadi se koi jeet nahi sakta ......... [ Kutumb ka background sound hota hai "Pratham" ]

Chaandnii : [ challenge se kehti hai ] yeh tou abhi pata chal hi jayega
mr. rock-n-roll ........

Vishesh : o ho , tum dono ladaai bund karo ...

[ Annual party mein ab maahol bahut hi romanchak hogaya hai ek taraf punjabi dance ka tadka tou doosri taraf western rock-n-roll ]

[ music on hota hai aur pehli baari aditya ke rock-n-roll ki hoti hai ]

[ music ke ruktey hi punjabi bhangre mein chaandnii aditya ko muh torr jawaab deti hai ]

[ phir aditya ka music bajta hai aur aditya bhi peeche nahi hatna chahta chaandnii se magar jab chaandnii ki baari aati hai tab chaandnii dekha deti hai ke punjab da bhangra kissi se kam nahi ]

[ aditya koi dance steps sujh nahi raha hai tou doosri or chaandnii bhangre ke rang mein
doob ke jeet ka taaj punjab ke bhangre ko dilaati hai aur aditya chaandnii se haar jaata hai ]

Chaandnii : kyun mr. rock-n-roll ab kya hua ? ........

[ aditya wahaan se gussa hoke chala jata hai ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:05 PM

[ chaandnii thak jaati hai tou woh juice order karti hai aur wahaan baithti hai ]

[ tabhi uske paas ek ladki ( Sheeba ) nashey ke haalat mein baithi hoti hai aur woh chaandnii ki or dekhti hai aur chaandni ko dekh ke muskuraati hai ]

Sheeba : you know what ..... tumhara dressing style bahut intresting hai ........ seems u are from punjab ... ha ha ha ........

Chaandnii : excuse me , aap kya keh rahin hain ? ...

[ Sheeba chaandnii ke jhoomke dekhti hai aur kehti hai ]

Sheeba : tumhaare jhoomke ....... [ yaad kartey hue ] hmmmm..... kuch theek se tou yaad nahi aaraha but i think maine aise jhoomke ek ladki ke kaano mein dekhe thhey ........ i dont but woh bilkul aise kaan ke jhoomke thhey jaise tumhaare hain darling ......

[ chaandnii yeh soonke chauk jaati hai kyunki aise jhoomke sirf woh aur uske minni didi ke paas hain ]

Chaandnii : [ khush hotey hue ] kya ! .............

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:07 PM

Chaandnii : iska matlab tumhe pata hai ke meri minni didi kahan hai .... please
theek se yaad karo ... kahaan dekha hai tumne aise jhumke ? ......

Sheeba : dekho mujhe woh ladki ek party mein mili thii .... aur main
etne saarey parties mein jaati hoon itney saarey lougon se milti hoon ab mujhe
har kissi ka naam kaise yaad ho sakta hai .........

[ chaandnii sheeba se baat karti rehti hai tou achaanak chaandnii ki nazar sheeba ke baazoo mein ek paayal par partii hai ]

[ ees se pehle chaandnii sheeba se minni didi ke baarey mein kuch aur poochti
annual party mein music zordaar music shuru ho jaata hai aur wahaan maujood saarey
loug dance kartey hain aur eese bheer mein chaandnii sheeba se dooor ho jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : [ rotey hue ] minni didi tak pahutch ne ka ek yehi raasta thha
woh bhi chala gaya ........... chahey jo ho mata raani ne mujhe minni didi tak
pahuchne ka ek raasta tou dikha hi diya hai ab main har haalat mein
minni didi ko dhund ke rahoongi ........

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:10 PM

[ ees se pehle chaandnii sheeba se minni didi ke baarey mein kuch aur poochti
annual party mein music zordaar music shuru ho jaata hai aur wahaan maujood saarey
loug dance kartey hain aur eese bheer mein chaandnii sheeba se dooor ho jaati hai ]

Chaandnii : [ rotey hue ] minni didi tak pahutch ne ka ek yehi raasta thha
woh bhi chala gaya ........... chahey jo ho mata raani ne mujhe minni didi tak
pahuchne ka ek raasta tou dikha hi diya hai ab main har haalat mein
minni didi ko dhund ke rahoongi ........

[ annual party se chaandnii chawl chali jaati hai ]

[ chawl mein sab Lohri ka aag jalaate hain ]

B.g : oye puttar achha hua tu sahi samay par aayi ......

Chaandnii : b.g , aaj main party mein ek ladki se milli ...... jiske baazoo pe minni didi ki
paayal thii .........

B.g : [ hayraan hotey hue ] kya ! ..............

Chaandnii : haan b.g , magar doosre hi pal mein woh wahaan se chali gayii .....

B.g : puttar tu fikar na kar aaj maata raani ne manisha tak pahuchne ka ek zariyaa
dekha diya hai .... aagey bhi wohi madad karegi manisha tak pahuchne tak ........

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:12 PM

B.g : [ hayraan hotey hue ] kya ! ..............

Chaandnii : haan b.g , magar doosre hi pal mein woh wahaan se chali gayii .....

B.g : puttar tu fikar na kar aaj maata raani ne manisha tak pahuchne
ka ek zariyaa dekha diya hai .... aagey bhi wohi madad karegi manisha tak pahuchne tak ........

[ B.g apne palloo se paayal nikalti hai ]

B.g : [ B.g roti hai ] aaj lohri hai aur mujhe laga thha ke yeh lohri main apni
dono poti manisha aur chaandnii ke saath manaoongi .... magar aisa nahi ho saka .....

Chaandnii : b.g , kya hua ke yeh lohri mein minni didi hamaare saath nahi hai ...... maata
raani ne agar chah-ha tou minni didi agli lohri humaarey saath
manaayegi .... [ vishwaas ke saath kehte hue ] yeh mera aapse vaada hai ! ......

[ B.g aur chaandnii jaa rahey hotey hain ke chaandnii door payr ke peeche khari oosi ladki ko dekhti hai jo oosey india calling ki annual party mein milli thii ]

Chaandnii : b.g main abhi aayi ....

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:19 PM

Chaandnii : b.g , kya hua ke yeh lohri mein minni didi hamaare saath nahi hai ...... maata
raani ne agar chah-ha tou minni didi agli lohri humaarey saath
manaayegi .... [ vishwaas ke saath kehte hue ] yeh mera aapse vaada hai ! ......

[ B.g aur chaandnii jaa rahey hotey hain ke chaandnii door payr ke peeche khari oosi ladki ko dekhti hai jo oosey india calling ki annual party mein milli thii ]

Chaandnii : b.g main abhi aayi ....

[ woh ladki jab dekhti hai ke chaandnii ooskey taraf aa rahi hai tou woh wahaan se jaldi se apne car mein baith jaati hai aur chali jaati hai ]

[ chaandnii oosey ekbaar phir se pakar nahi paati hai ]

[ Agle din india calling mein ]

Naina : kya ! you mean oos ladki ko tumhaari minni didi ke baarey mein pata thha ke
tumhaari minni didi kahaan hai .....

Chaandnii : haan naina , oos ke paas tou meri minni didi ka paayal bhi thha .....

Naina : phir tou ab wohi bataa sakti hai ke tumhaari minni didi kahaan
hai .... idea ! kal annual party mein aaye saarey lougon ke naam
aur phone number yahaan ek room hai wahaan par files mein hai magar .......... oos room tak pahuchna naam mookin hai kyunki wahaan har waqt tycen hai .... magar haan raat ko tycen 15 minute ke liye wahaan nahi hota hai .......

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:20 PM

Naina : kya ! you mean oos ladki ko tumhaari minni didi ke baarey mein pata thha ke
tumhaari minni didi kahaan hai .....

Chaandnii : haan naina , oos ke paas tou meri minni didi ka paayal bhi thha .....

Naina : phir tou ab wohi bataa sakti hai ke tumhaari minni didi
kahaan hai .... idea ! kal annual party mein aaye saarey lougon
ke naam aur phone number yahaan ek room hai wahaan par files mein
hai magar .......... oos room tak pahuchna naam mookin hai kyunki wahaan
har waqt tycen hai .... magar haan raat ko tycen 15 minute ke liye wahaan nahi hota hai .......

[ raat ke teen baje chaandnii oos room mein rakhe files ko dhoondne jaati hai jaahaan saarey loug jo india calling ke annual party mein aaye thhe unke naam aur phone numbers hai ]

[ Chaandnii ekdum dhyaan se saarey files check kar rahi hoti hai aur tabhi chaandnii ko
woh page mill jaata jo oosey chahiye ]

Chaandnii : oh no ,esmein tou itne saarey naam aur numbers hai .... inmein se oos
ladki ka naam aur number kaise pata chalega ? .............

[ tabhi peechey se ek awaaz aati hai ]

[ Chaandnii darr jaati hai ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:21 PM

[ Chaandnii ekdum dhyaan se saarey files check kar rahi hoti hai aur tabhi chaandnii ko
woh page mill jaata jo oosey chahiye ]

Chaandnii : oh no ,esmein tou itne saarey naam aur numbers hai .... inmein se oos
ladki ka naam aur number kaise pata chalega ? .............

[ tabhi peechey se ek awaaz aati hai ]

[ Chaandnii darr jaati hai ]

[ chaandnii peechey palat ke dekhti hai tou Woh naina houti hai ]

Chaandnii : [ gusse se ] tum ! ....

Naina : [ mazaak karte hue ] kyun dara diya na ! ...

[ Room ke baahar work place mein ]

Chaandnii : [ gusse se ] naina tumhaare liye yeh sab ek mazaak hoga ......
magar mere liye ..... mere liye yeh ek chori hai ......

Naina : come on chaandnii woh sab ek mazaak thha ...

Chaandnii : [ gusse se] mazaak ? ..... [ woh contacts ke page ko dete hue ]
yeh dekho ... yeh hai woh page jissey maine apne naukri ko daav
pe rakh ke apne minni didi ke talaash ke
liye chori ki hai aur ...... aur tum keh rahi ho yeh sab ek mazaak thha ? ......

Naina : iam sorry chaandnii .... mera maksad aisa nahi thha ......

Chaandnii : nahi naina dosti mein sorry ke liye koi jagah
nahi [ pareshaan hotey hue ] magar aaj
maine zindagi mein pehli baar chori ki hai ..... eske liye maata raani mujhe
kabhi maaf nahi karegi ......

Naina : [ dilaasa dete hue ] jo chori kissi achhey maksad ke liye ki jaaye woh
chori nahi houti .....

[ chaandnii naina ke taraf dekhte hue ]

Naina : trust me ......

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:28 PM

Chaandnii : nahi naina dosti mein sorry ke liye koi jagah
nahi [ pareshaan hotey hue ] magar aaj
maine zindagi mein pehli baar chori ki hai ..... eske liye maata raani mujhe
kabhi maaf nahi karegi ......

Naina : [ dilaasa dete hue ] jo chori kissi achhey maksad ke liye ki jaaye woh
chori nahi houti .....

[ chaandnii naina ke taraf dekhte hue ]

Naina : trust me ......

[ Chaandnii ko yeh soon ke achha laga ]

Chaandnii : magar naina , esmein tou etne saarey lougon ke
naam aur numbers hai .... pata kaise
chalega ke oos ladki ka naam aur number esmein se kaun sa hai ? ......

Naina : style hai tou smyle hai ! ... tum yeh saarey numbers try
karo ..... esmein se koi na koi
number tou oos ladki ka hoga hi .... aur tumhe tou oos ladki ki awaaz pehchaan bhi hai ......

Chaandnii : haan ... tum sahi keh rahi ho main aaj hi yeh saarey
numbers try karoongi ......

[ Chaandnii std booth pahuchti hai ]

[ chaandnii oos list mein saarey numbers try karti hai magar oosey nahi miltey aur list mein diye akhiri number ko try karti hai ]

[ oos number pe phone karne par kissi ladki ne hello kaha aur chaandnii ko woh ladki ab mill gayi kyunki ees ladki ki aawaz aur india calling ke annual party mein chaandnii ko jo ladki milli thii ooski awaaz poora match karti hai ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:54 PM

[ chaandnii chawl pahuchti hai ]

Chaandnii : b.g !! aaj main bahut khush hoon ... aur aap soonengi tou aap bhi khush ho jaayengi aur bhangra karengi .....

B.g : magar puttar bata tou sahi aakhir baat kya hai ?.....

Chaandnii : b.g , bahut jald hi minni didi aapke saamne hougi .....

B.g : [ bahut khush hotey hue ] kya !! ..... chaandnii tu such keh rahi hai .... dekh chaandnii aisa bahut baar hua hai ke hum minni tak pahuchte pahuchte reh gaye hain .... ees baar .......

Chaandnii : b.g ees baar aisa kuch nahi hoga .... ek ladki hai ... koi sheeba karke woh humaari minni didi ko jaanti hai aur ab woh hi hume minni didi tak pahucha sakti hai .....

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:54 PM

B.g : rab kare aisa hi ho ....

[ chaandnii sheeba ke apartment pahuchti hai oos se milney par wahaan tala laga houta hai ]

Chaandnii : arre yahaan tou tala hai .... yeh sheeba ka hi apartment hai tou phir yeh sheeba kahan chali gayi ?? ....

[ tabhi paros ki ek aurat wahaan aati hai aur chaandnii se poochti hai ]

Paros ki aurat : aap kaun ho ? ....

Chaandnii : je , mera naam chaandnii hai ... aur main yahaan sheeba se milne aayi thii ... yeh oosi ka ghar hai na ? ....

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:55 PM

Paros ki aurat : haan yeh ghar tou oosi ka hai magar woh yahaan 3 mahine mein sirf ek hi baar aati hai .....

[ chaandnii yeh soonke sochne lagi ke agar sheeba yahaan nahi hai tou ab ?? sheeba ka koi aur pata bhi nahi hai chaandnii ke paas tou ab kya kiya jaaye yeh sochte hue woh wahaan se chali jaati hai aur raaste mein chalte chalte yehi sochti hai ke sheeba ka pata kaise chale ]

[ tabhi achaanak jahaan chaandni bus stop mein khari thi wahaan ek gaari aake rukti hai aur gaari ke sheeshe se ek anjaana chehra saamne aata hai aur woh koi aur nahi "Sheeba " houti hai ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 04:56 PM

[ tabhi achaanak jahaan chaandni bus stop mein khari thi wahaan ek gaari aake rukti hai aur gaari ke sheeshe se ek anjaana chehra saamne aata hai aur woh koi aur nahi "Sheeba " houti hai ]

[ Sheeba chaandnii ko apne gaari mein baithne ko kehti hai ]

Sheeba : tum kuch zyaada hi aajkal mera peecha kar rahi ho .....

Chaandnii : dekho sheeba , mujhe pata hai ke tum meri minni didi .... mera matlab hai ms. manisha kapoor ke baare mein sab jaanti ho ..... tumhaari problem kya hai ? .... tum mujhe meri minni didi ka pata kyun nahi bata deti ? ......

[ Udhar Aditya chaandnii ke khayalo mein khoya thha aur ab oose yeh pata chal chuka thha ke oose neend nahi aane waali kyunki ab ooska dil oosi nakchari aur akroo ms. paraandi ne chura liya hai ]

[ woh raat-din bas chaandnii ke khayaalo mein dubaa rehne laga ]

[ ek din woh chaandnii ke baare mein soch raha thha ke tabhi kamre mein dadaji dheere se aaye aur oonhone dekha ke oonka laadla rock-n-roll pouta "Adi" kisi ke khayaalo mein duba hai ]

[ aditya [adi] ke eese harkat se dadaji samajh chuke thhe ke ees Adi tou pyaar ka bukhaar aakhir lag hi gaya ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:05 PM

[ Udhar Chaandnii ]

Sheeba : theek hai main tumhe tumhari minni didi ke baare mein sab kuch bataane ko tyaar hoon ...... magar kya tum such ko accpet kar paaogi ? .....

Chaandnii : such ? ..... kaisa such ? .....

Sheeba : waqt aane par main sab kuch such such bata doongi ...... lo tumhara chawl aa gaya .....

Chaandnii : thanx ....

[ chaandnii gaari se utarti hai aur darwaaza band karti hai tabhi chaandnii ko yaad aata hai ke sheeba ko chaandnii ka address kaise pata chala ? woh yeh poochne hi waali thii ke tabhi wahaan se sheeba ki gaari chali jaati hai ]

[ Chaandnii pareshaan houte hue aati hai aur b.g chaandnii se ooski yeh pareshaani poochti hai ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:06 PM

Chaandnii : b.g , aaj mujhe sheeba milli thi ......

[ b.g yeh soon ke khush ho jaati hai ]

B.g : puttar yeh tou bahut achhi khabar soonai tune ..... eska matlab
manisha ka pata chal jaayega ? ...... maata raani ne aakhir humey manisha tak pahucha hi diya ....

[ Chaandnii wahaan se chali jaati hai aur tabhi table par se chaandnii ka bag gir jaata hai aur oosmein se woh kaagaz bhi jisme saarey contacts thhe aur oosme se ek contact sheeba ka thha jispar circle bana hua thha ]

[ B.g woh kaagaz uthati hai aur oose bag mein rakhne jaati hai ke tabhi oos kaagaz par sheeba ka naam dekh leti hai ]

B.g : sheeba ....

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:07 PM

[ Udhar sheeba kissi anjaan ladki se baat karte hue ]

Sheeba : aaj tou chaandnii mera pata karte karte mere poorane apartment tak pahuch gayii thi .... magar aage se main oos se jhooth nahi keh sakti ......

Sheeba : tum samajahti kyun nahi ..... theek ... theek hai magar aakhri baar sirf aakhri baar main tumhari madad karoongi ..... magar eske baad agar unhe yeh pata chala ke tum mere ghar mein rehti ho .... tou eske aagey main aur kuch nahi kar sakti .....

[ udhar chaandnii ke india calling jaate hi b.g ko sheeba ka phone no. pata chal chuka thha aur b.g tabhi alex ke ghar se sheeba ko phone karti hai ]

Sheeba : hello ....

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:08 PM

B.g : hello , kya main sheeba se baat kar sakti hoon ?.....

Sheeba : kaun ? .... kaun bol raha hai ? ....

B.g : puttar main manisha ki b.g bol rahi hoon .....

[ sheeba yeh soonke phone rakhne jaati hai tabhi ]

B.g : [ routey hue ] puttar , phone matt rakhna .... puttar main jaalandhar se mumbai sirf apne manisha ko milne aayi hoon ..... puttar agar tu manisha ki suchhi dost hai .... tou tu uska bhala zaroor chahegi .....

[ sheeba mann mein sochti hai ke manisha ko sahi raaste par laane ka ab yehi ek raasta hai ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:16 PM

[ sheeba yeh soonke phone rakhne jaati hai tabhi ]

B.g : [ routey hue ] puttar , phone matt rakhna .... puttar main jaalandhar se mumbai sirf apne manisha ko milne aayi hoon ..... puttar agar tu manisha ki suchhi dost hai .... tou tu uska bhala zaroor chahegi .....

[ sheeba mann mein sochti hai ke manisha ko sahi raaste par laane ka ab yehi ek raasta hai ]

[ udhar chaandnii india calling mein ]

[ chaandnii soch rahi thii ke kaise sheeba se woh manisha ka pata le paaye tabhi naina aajati hai ]

Naina : hello ? ... kis soch mein doobi ho ? .....

Chaandnii : kuch nahi ....

[ canteen mein naina , varun chaandnii se oski problem poochte hain chaandnii unhe minni didi ko leke problem ke baare mein kisi ko kuch nahi kehti ]

[ office se ****ti ke baad chaandnii chawl mein tabhi woh peechey aditya ko paati hai ]

Chaandnii : tum ?? .......

[ aditya chaandnii ko sorry kehne ke liye dadaji ke kahe anusaar haathon mein gool-dasta leke aaya thha apne ms. paraandi ko manane ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:18 PM

[ aditya chaandnii ko sorry kehne ke liye dadaji ke kahe anusaar haathon mein gool-dasta leke aaya thha apne ms. paraandi ko manane ]

Aditya : [ confuse houtey hue ] chaandnii .... woh main ..... [ achaanak se chaandnii ko full deta hai ]

[ chaandnii ko kuch samajh nahi aata ke aditya kya kehna chahta hai ? ]

Aditya : chaandnii woh mujhe tumse kuch kehna thha ? .... woh ... woh ....

Chaandnii : tumhe jo kehna hai jaldi kaho ... aur yeh full ? ....

Aditya : woh actually yeh full .... yeh full .... tumhare ..

Chaandnii : kya ?

Aditya : tumhare b.g ke liye hain ....

Chaandnii : b.g ke liye ? ....

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:19 PM

Chaandnii : kya ?

Aditya : tumhare b.g ke liye hain ....

Chaandnii : b.g ke liye ? ....

Aditya : haan .... chaandnii woh kya main tumhe ghar tak lift dey doon ? ....

Chaandnii : aditya , tum bhool rahe ho main apne chawl mein hi hoon ....

Aditya : o , you r right ....

[ aditya wahaan se chala jaata hai ]

[ chaandnii oos fullon ke guldaste mein ek letter dekhti hai jis par sorry chaandnii likha hua thha ]

[ chaandnii samajh jaati hai aur muskuraati hai ]

diipendu

December 25, 2008, 05:20 PM

[ Udhar monali bhabhi [ as rakshanda khan ] airport se seedha ghar pahuch chuki hai ]

[ Ghar mein sab loug monali bhabhi ka intezaar kar rahe thhe ]

Vishesh : kaise ho monali ? ......

Monali bhabhi : [ dikhava karte hue ] o jaan mein theek hoon .....
main apne kamre mein jaa rahi hoon .....

[ dadaji aur vishesh ko yeh dekh ke achha nahi laga ke monali bhabhi ne dadaji se aashirwaad nahi li ]

[ udhar chaandnii ]

[ Chaandnii woh fullo ko dekh kar muskura rahi thii ]

[ tabhi wahaan naina aati hai ]

Naina : hmmm.... chehre par yeh muskaan bata rahi hai ...... ke madam ko yeh gift pasand aaya .... tou kya main yeh samjhoon ke ....... yeh fullo ko gift karne wala bhi pasand aaya ?? ......

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:19 PM

[ chaandnii sharmaate hue bolti hai ]

Chaandnii : aise koi baat nahi ....... woh aadi tou yeh full ....

Naina : tou baat yahaan tak aagayi ke aditya ko pyaar se aadi kaha jaa raha hai ......

Chaandnii : naina ! tum bhi na .... maine kahaa na aise koi baat nahi .....

[ Udhar sheeba ke ghar par party ke khatam houte hi ]

Aryan [ manisha ka dost ] : nahi , mere paas ab aur paise nahi hain .....

Munjal : [ manisha ki dost ] : yaar dekh agar humaare paas paise houte ..... tou hum tujhe DRUGS zaroor dete ..... magar manisha samjhne ki koshish kar ......

[ Accidently yeh sab B.g dekh leti hai ]

[ woh dono wahaan se chale jaate hain ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:22 PM

[ Manisha ko poore tarah se drugs ke nashe mein dekh kar B.g ko apne aankhon par yakeen nahi houta ]

[ Manisha b.g ko saamne khara dekhti hai aur chaukh jaati hai ]

Manisha : [ drugs ke nashe ke haalat mein ] b.g ...... aap ... aap yahaan ? .....

B.g : [ aankhon par gussa magar apne aap ko sambhalte hue kehti hai ] haan .... main teri b.g ....

Manisha : [ haath fela kar kehte hue ] b.g , aapke paas thode paise honge ..... main ... mujhe dawaai lena hai ... bas thode paise b.g ....

[ Manisha ke ees harkat ko dekh ke B.g Manisha ko " KHEECH KAR EK ZORR SE CHAATA MAARTI HAI " ]

Manisha : b.g .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:22 PM

Manisha : [ haath fela kar kehte hue ] b.g , aapke paas thode paise honge ..... main ... mujhe dawaai lena hai ... bas thode paise b.g ....

[ Manisha ke ees harkat ko dekh ke B.g Manisha ko " KHEECH KAR EK ZORR SE CHAATA MAARTI HAI " ]

Manisha : b.g .....

[ sheeba yeh sab dekh kar bahut sharminda houti hai ke manisha ko drugs ki lat se churaane ka yehi aakhri raasta hai magar kya b.g manisha ko pehli jaise manisha banaa paayegi ?? ]

[ B.g ka gusse ka baandh ab toot jata hai aur woh manisha ko zordaar chaate marti hai ]

B.g : [ routey hue ] tu yahaan een drugs ke nashe mein khood ko bhool gayi hai ..... aur wahaan teri behen chaandnii din raat mehnat kar ke tujhe dhoondne mein lagi hai ..... jab oosey tere asliat ke baare mein

Manisha : [ routey hue ] nahi b.g nahi aap chaandnii se kuch nahi kahengi ..... main aapse vaada karti hoon ... ab se main drugs ko haath nahi lagaaoongi ....

[ B.g manisha ko dilaasa deti hai ]

[ kuch deir baad ]

Sheeba : b.g , lagta hai manisha sou gayi hai ..... b.g agar hum kal subah hi kissi achhe doctor se manisha ka check up karvaaye tou ho sakta hai ...... manisha ka treatment jald hi shuru bhi hou jaaye ..........

B.g : haan puttar tu sahi keh rahi hai .....

[ b.g manisha ko dekhti hai ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:23 PM

[ Agle din ]

[ B.g , sheeba aur manisha doctor ke paas pahuchte hain manisha ka check up karaane ]

[ doctor manisha ka check up karte hain ]

Doctor : drugs ka asar itni jaldi churaaya nahi jaa sakta ..... magar shuruaat manisha ji ko khud karni hougi ..... agar manisha ji drugs ko saamne dekh kar bhi oose na haath lagaaye aur khud par kaaboo paaye tou shaayad sab theek ho sakta hai ...... waise medicines likh ke dey raha hoon ... enhe time to time dete rahiyega ....

B.g : ji .....

[ B.g peechle 8 hafto se subah 6 baje ghar se sheeba ke ghar chale jaati thii aur shaam ko der se aati thii ]

[ chaandnii ke poochne par b.g ne chaandnii se jhooth kaha ke b.g gurudwaare kisi zaroori kaam se jaa rahi hai ]

[ Aaj manisha ka imtehaan thha aur shaayad b.g ka bhi kyunki agar aaj manisha ne drugs ke ees nashe ko saamne dekh kar bhi anchua kar diya tou aaj b.g ko apni poorani jaalandhar waali manisha mill jaayegi ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:24 PM

[ b.g aur sheeba ne ek drugs ke packet ko manisha ke saamne rakh kar oose oos kamre mein bund karke khirki se dekh rahey thhe ke kya aaj b.g ko oonki poorani manisha mill paayegi ?? ]

[ thode dier baad manisha ne jab oos packet ko dekha tou oose lene ka laalach mann mein aaya magar saath saath ooske haath oos packet ki or barr rahe thhe aur peeche se b.g khirki se dekh rahi mata raani se prathna kar rahi thii ke manisha woh packet ko haath na lagaaye . manisha se ab raha nahi jaa raha thha aur oosne oos packet ko choo liya thha ke tabhi chaandnii ka chehra , b.g , bauji aur mummyji ka chehra saamne aaya aur ooske haath wahiin rukh gaye ]

[ Manisha ne aaj apni ees drugs waali latt ko chhura diya thha yeh dekh b.g aur sheeba bahut khush hue ]

[ Shaam ho gayi thii aaj b.g chawl bahut khush houte hue pahuchi aur saamne chaandnii khari thii ]

B.g : [ bahut khush houte hue ] oye , chaandnii aaj mujhe tujhe bahut bariya khabar sunaani hai ....... aaj maata raani ne soon li ........

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:25 PM

[ Manisha ne aaj apni ees drugs waali latt ko chhura diya thha yeh dekh b.g aur sheeba bahut khush hue ]

[ Shaam ho gayi thii aaj b.g chawl bahut khush houte hue pahuchi aur saamne chaandnii khari thii ]

B.g : [ bahut khush houte hue ] oye , chaandnii aaj mujhe tujhe bahut bariya khabar sunaani hai ....... aaj maata raani ne soon li ........

Chaandnii : aap kya keh rahi hain b.g ?? .... meri kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai ......

B.g : chaandnii puttar , aaj .... aaj mujhe manisha yaani teri minni didi mill gayi .....

[ Yeh soon ke chaandnii bahut khush ho gayii ]

Chaandnii : [ bahut khush houte hue ] kya ! ...... magar aapko minni didi kahaan milli ?? .... kahaan hai woh ? ... b.g mujhe aaj hi minni didi se milna hai .....

B.g : mill lena ... jab itna intezaar kiya hai wahaan thoda aur intezaar kar le .... phir ji bhar ke apne minni didi se mill lena .........

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:26 PM

[ B.g chaandni ko apne haathon se laddoo bana ke deti hai aur oon ladoo ko office mein sabko dene ko kehti hai ]

[ Chaandnii india calling mein saarey staff ko woh ladoo baat ti hai tabhi aditya wahaan aata hai aur dekhta hai ki chaandni sabko ladoo baat rahi hai ]

[ Sabko ladoo baatne ke baad ]

Aditya : mujhe ladoo nahi khilaaogi ?? .....

[ Chaandni peechey moor ke dekhti hai tou saamne aditya houta hai ]

[ Chaandni dheere se ladoo aditya ko deti hai ]

[ tabhi naina wahaan aati hai ]

Naina : bhai kya baat hai ? .... chaandnii tumne bataya nahi aakhir kis baat ke liye ladoo diya ja raha hai ? .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:27 PM

[ tabhi naina wahaan aati hai ]

Naina : bhai kya baat hai ? .... chaandnii tumne bataya nahi aakhir kis baat ke liye ladoo diya ja raha hai ? .....

Chaandni : [ khush houte hue ] khushi ki tou baat hai .... main jalandhar se mumbai jis wajah se aayi thii woh wajah aaj poora ho gaya hai ....

Naina : wajah ? ....

Chaandni : haan naina , main jalandhar se mumbai apne minni didi ke talaash mein aayi thii ..... aur aaj .... b.g mini didi se milli ....

Chaandnii : [ udaas houte hue ] aur ... ab ....

Naina : ab kya ? ....

Chaandnii : [ udaas houte hue ] main india calling se resign kar rahi hoon ... aur kal hi minni didi ,main aur b.g waapas jalandhar jaa rahe hain .........

[ Yeh baat sun ke aditya chauk jaata hai maano jaise aditya ki zindagi ooska saath chhor rahi ho ]

[ Aditya wahaan se apne cabin mein chala jata hai ]

[ Monali bhabhi ne yeh soon liya ke chaandni ab india calling se jaa rahi hai ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:28 PM

Naina : ab kya ? ....

Chaandnii : [ udaas houte hue ] main india calling se resign kar rahi hoon ... aur kal hi minni didi ,main aur b.g waapas jalandhar jaa rahe hain .........

[ Yeh baat sun ke aditya chauk jaata hai maano jaise aditya ki zindagi ooska saath chhor rahi ho ]

[ Aditya wahaan se apne cabin mein chala jata hai ]

[ Monali bhabhi ne yeh soon liya ke chaandni ab india calling se jaa rahi hai ]

Monali bhabhi : [ mann mein soch kar khush houte hue ] aakhir .... aakhir ees chaandni ne khud hi india calling ko chhor ka soch liya hai .... mujhe ab jaake ees chingaari ko aur bharkaana hai ........ jiss se yeh shola bann ke adi ke mann mein se Chandnii naam ko poori tarah se khatam kar dey ........

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:29 PM

Chaandnii : [ udaas houte hue ] main india calling se resign kar rahi hoon ... aur kal hi minni didi ,main aur b.g waapas jalandhar jaa rahe hain .........

[ Yeh baat sun ke aditya chauk jaata hai maano jaise aditya ki zindagi ooska saath chhor rahi ho ]

[ Aditya wahaan se apne cabin mein chala jata hai ]

[ Monali bhabhi ne yeh soon liya ke chaandni ab india calling se jaa rahi hai ]

Monali bhabhi : [ mann mein soch kar khush houte hue ] aakhir .... aakhir ees chaandni ne khud hi india calling ko chhor ka soch liya hai .... mujhe ab jaake ees chingaari ko aur bharkaana hai ........ jiss se yeh shola bann ke adi ke mann mein se Chandnii naam ko poori tarah se khatam kar dey ........

[ Aditya apne cabin mein aata hai aur darwaaze ko zorr se bandh karta hai aur chaandnii apne jaane ke khushi mein jo ladoo aditya ko diya thha aditya oos ladoo ko zorr se diwaar par maarta hai ]

[ Aditya chaandnii ke jaane se poori tarah toot jata hai aur routa hai ]

Aditya : [ rotey hue ] agar tumhe jana hi thha .... tou mere mann mein apne liye yeh pyaar kyun jagaya .... har baar main tumse jeeta hoon ... magar ees baar tumne mujhe hara diya hai .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:30 PM

[ Aditya apne cabin mein aata hai aur darwaaze ko zorr se bandh karta hai aur chaandnii apne jaane ke khushi mein jo ladoo aditya ko diya thha aditya oos ladoo ko zorr se diwaar par maarta hai ]

[ Aditya chaandnii ke jaane se poori tarah toot jata hai aur routa hai ]

Aditya : [ rotey hue ] agar tumhe jana hi thha .... tou mere mann mein apne liye yeh pyaar kyun jagaya .... har baar main tumse jeeta hoon ... magar ees baar tumne mujhe hara diya hai .....

[ tabhi Monali bhabhi cabin mein aati hai aur yeh sab dekh kar bahut khush houti hai aur aditya ke gham mein dukhi houne ka naatak karte hue aditya se kehti hai ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:31 PM

[ Aditya chaandnii ke jaane se poori tarah toot jata hai aur routa hai ]

Aditya : [ rotey hue ] agar tumhe jana hi thha .... tou mere mann mein apne liye yeh pyaar kyun jagaya .... har baar main tumse jeeta hoon ... magar ees baar tumne mujhe hara diya hai .....

[ tabhi Monali bhabhi cabin mein aati hai aur yeh sab dekh kar bahut khush houti hai aur aditya ke gham mein dukhi houne ka naatak karte hue aditya se kehti hai ]

[ tabhi Monali bhabhi cabin mein aati hai aur yeh sab dekh kar bahut khush houti hai aur aditya ke gham mein dukhi houne ka naatak karte hue aditya se kehti hai ]

Monali bhabhi : bahut bura hua adi ..... magar koi employee agar khud hi jana chahe tou hamare rules oose roukne ko nahi kehte ..... after all yeh oos employee ki personal baat hai ........

Monali bhabhi : haan , ab agar oos se personally request bhi tou nahi kiya jaa sakta .... i can understand your feelings aadi .... magar hum chaandnii ko jaane se rouk bhi tou nahi sakte .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:32 PM

Monali bhabhi : bahut bura hua adi ..... magar koi employee agar khud hi jana chahe tou hamare rules oose roukne ko nahi kehte ..... after all yeh oos employee ki personal baat hai ........

Monali bhabhi : haan , ab agar oos se personally request bhi tou nahi kiya jaa sakta .... i can understand your feelings aadi .... magar hum chaandnii ko jaane se rouk bhi tou nahi sakte .....

[ monali bhabhi yeh dekh ke bahut maza aaraha thha ke ooske een baaton se aditya ko aur dukh ho raha hai ]

[ Tabhi peon aata hai aur monali bhabhi ko kehta hai ke vishesh onko bula rahe hain ]

[ monali bhabhi wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

[ Aditya monali bhabhi ke baaton ka galat matlab nikaal leta hai ]

Aditya : aap sahi keh rahi hain bhabhi ..... ab mujhe hi chaandnii ko waapas jalandhar jaane se roukna hoga .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:34 PM

[ Tabhi peon aata hai aur monali bhabhi ko kehta hai ke vishesh onko bula rahe hain ]

[ monali bhabhi wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

[ Aditya monali bhabhi ke baaton ka galat matlab nikaal leta hai ]

Aditya : aap sahi keh rahi hain bhabhi ..... ab mujhe hi chaandnii ko waapas jalandhar jaane se roukna hoga .....

[ Udhar canteen mein chaandnii ]

Naina : [ dukhi houte hue] waise chaandnii , jalandhar ka train kitne baje ka hai ?? .....

Chaandnii : kal shaam 5:30 baje ka .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:35 PM

Aditya : aap sahi keh rahi hain bhabhi ..... ab mujhe hi chaandnii ko waapas jalandhar jaane se roukna hoga .....

[ Udhar canteen mein chaandnii ]

Naina : [ dukhi houte hue] waise chaandnii , jalandhar ka train kitne baje ka hai ?? .....

Chaandnii : kal shaam 5:30 baje ka .....

[ Udhar canteen mein chaandnii ]

Naina : [ dukhi houte hue] waise chaandnii , jalandhar ka train kitne baje ka hai ?? .....

Chaandnii : kal shaam 5:30 baje ka .....

[ naina chaandnii ke jaane ke wajah se routi hai ]

Chaandnii : arre naina tum rou kyun rahi ho ? ...... main hamesha ke liye tumse door thode hi na jaa rahi hoon ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:37 PM

[ naina chaandnii ke jaane ke wajah se routi hai ]

Chaandnii : arre naina tum rou kyun rahi ho ? ...... main hamesha ke liye tumse door thode hi na jaa rahi hoon ....

[ Naina chaandnii ko Nokia 66OO ka cellphone deti hai ]

Naina : tou vaada karo chaandnii tum mujhse ees phone se daily din mein 3 baar phone karogi ......

Chaandnii : magar naina main yeh phone nahi ...

Naina : mujhe kuch nahi soonna ... agar tum meri suchhi dost ho tou yeh gift zaroor lougi .... [ yeh kehke naina roune lagti hai ]

Chaandnii : theek hai ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:39 PM

Chaandnii : magar naina main yeh phone nahi ...

Naina : mujhe kuch nahi soonna ... agar tum meri suchhi dost ho tou yeh gift zaroor lougi .... [ yeh kehke naina roune lagti hai ]

Chaandnii : theek hai ....

Aditya : kisi ka dil kaise tourte hain ............... yeh koi .... chaandnii se sikhe ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:41 PM

Naina : mujhe kuch nahi soonna ... agar tum meri suchhi dost ho tou yeh gift zaroor lougi .... [ yeh kehke naina roune lagti hai ]

Chaandnii : theek hai ....

Aditya : kisi ka dil kaise tourte hain ............... yeh koi .... chaandnii se sikhe ....

[ Chaandnii aditya ke een ajeeb se baaton ko soon ke khare houti hai aur aditya se poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : aditya , yeh kya tamaasha bana rahe ho ? .....sab dekh rahe hain ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:42 PM

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:43 PM

[ Chaandnii aditya ke een ajeeb se baaton ko soon ke khare houti hai aur aditya se poochti hai ]

Chaandnii : aditya , yeh kya tamaasha bana rahe ho ? .....sab dekh rahe hain ....

Aditya : [ aditya ke aankhon mein aansoo hai ] dekhne do , dekhne do sabko ....... tamasha tou tumne mera banaaya hai .......

[ Aditya apne khaane ka plate leta hai aur oosmein ek poora bottle mirchi powder daal leta hai ]

[ Yeh dekh ke wahaan har koi shock ho jaata hai ke aditya aise ajeeb harkate kyun kar raha hai magar eska jawab sirf chaandnii aur naina ko hi pata thha ]

[ Aditya ke apne hi khaane mein mirch ka poora bottle ka daalna chaandnii ke india calling mein doosre din jab aditya ne chaandnii ke khaane mein mirch daala aur neel ke mana karne par bhi chaandnii ne oos mirch waale poore khaane ko kha liya aaj wahi scneraio Mr. rock-n-roll aur ab chaandnii ke pyaar mein Aditya khanna ke saath hou raha thha ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:44 PM

[ Chaandnii wahaan se chali jaati hai ]

[ udhar monali bhabhi ]

Monali bhabhi : mujhe kissi bhi tarah oos chaandnii ko adi se door karna houga ..... aaj chaandnii jalandhar chale jaayegi .... aur chaandnii ko roukne ke liye adi ooske peechey peechey zaroor jaayega ..... mujhe adi ko chaandni tak pahuchne se roukna houga .... kisi bhi tarah kaise bhi oos chaandnii tak jaane se adi ko har haal mein mujhe roukna houga .....

Monali bhabhi : [ hastey hue ] aur ek baar chaandnii jalandhar waaley train mein beith jaaye ..... phir koi bhi Chaandnii aur Aditya ko milaa nahi sakta ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:46 PM

Monali bhabhi : [ hastey hue ] aur ek baar chaandnii jalandhar waaley train mein beith jaaye ..... phir koi bhi Chaandnii aur Aditya ko milaa nahi sakta ....

[ udhar chaandnii ]

[ Chaandnii aditya ke oon baaton mein khoyi hui thii ]

[ B.g chaandnii ko khoya khoya dekh oos se eeski wajah poochi ]

Chaandnii : mujhe khud hi nahi pata b.g ...... ek ajeeb sa sawaal hai mann mein ..... mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha ke mujhe yeh kya houta jaa raha hai .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:47 PM

[ Chaandnii aditya ke oon baaton mein khoyi hui thii ]

[ B.g chaandnii ko khoya khoya dekh oos se eeski wajah poochi ]

Chaandnii : mujhe khud hi nahi pata b.g ...... ek ajeeb sa sawaal hai mann mein ..... mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha ke mujhe yeh kya houta jaa raha hai .....

B.g : tu edhar dekh .... [ b.g chaandni ke aankhon mein dekhti hai ]

Chaandnii : kya hua b.g ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:50 PM

B.g : tu edhar dekh .... [ b.g chaandni ke aankhon mein dekhti hai ]

Chaandnii : kya hua b.g ....

B.g : nahi .... tu meri chaandnii nahi hai .... bataa kahaan chorr aayi hai meri oos chaandnii ko jo har mushkilon ke bhanwar mein apna raasta bana hi leti thii ....

B.g : aaj mujhe apni woh chaandni nahi mill rahi jo mere saath jalandhar se mumbai aayi thii sirf apne ek maksad ke saath ...... apni minni didi ko har haal mein apne saath jalandhar le jaana .....

[ b.g gusse se ]

B.g : mujhe such jaanna hai chaandnii !! ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:53 PM

[ b.g gusse se ]

B.g : mujhe such jaanna hai chaandnii !! ....

[ Chaandnii b.g ko een 6 mahino mein hue apne aur aditya ke beech saari baatein bataati hai ]

[ b.g gusse se chaandnii ka haath apne sar par rakhke chaandnii se poochti hai ]

B.g : ab tu mujhe ek such aur bata .... kahin tujhe oos aditya khanna se pyaar tou nahi hou gaya ?? ......

[ ees sawaal se chaandnii ab ek dharm sankat mein fas gayi hai jahan woh
b.g se jhooth nahi bol sakti wahin woh such bata nahi sakti ]

Chaandni : [ routey hue ] b.g ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:54 PM

B.g : ab tu mujhe ek such aur bata .... kahin tujhe oos aditya khanna se pyaar tou nahi hou gaya ?? ......

[ ees sawaal se chaandnii ab ek dharm sankat mein fas gayi hai jahan woh b.g se jhooth nahi bol sakti wahin woh such bata nahi sakti ]

Chaandni : [ routey hue ] b.g ....

B.g : tujhe apne b.g ki kasam ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:55 PM

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:56 PM

B.g : tujhe apne b.g ki kasam ....

[ chaandni apna haath hata leti hai ]

[ b.g darwaza khol deti hai ]

B.g : le , maine yeh darwaza khol diya hai ..... agar tujhe apni pariwaar ki izzat ki koi fikar nahi tou tu oos aditya khanna ke paas ja sakti hai .... tere liye yeh darwaaze khule hain .... tu jaa sakti hai ......

[ chaandnii yeh soon andar se poori tarah se toot gayii ]

[ udhar aditya ]

dadaji : puttar , hum kar bhi kya sakte hain ..... chaandni par hum se zyada chaandni ke ghar waalo ka chaandni par adhikar hai .... magar tu fikar mat kar puttar main chaandni ki b.g se tere liye chaandni ka haath mangoonga .......

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:58 PM

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 03:59 PM

[ udhar aditya ]

dadaji : puttar , hum kar bhi kya sakte hain ..... chaandni par hum se zyada chaandni ke ghar waalo ka chaandni par adhikar hai .... magar tu fikar mat kar puttar main chaandni ki b.g se tere liye chaandni ka haath mangoonga .......

[ dadaji chaandnii ke cell phone mein phone karte hain ]

[ b.g phone receive karti hai ]

B.g : hello ....

Dadaji : sasiyakaal behenji ....

B.g : sasiyakaal , magar aap ?? ....

Dadaji : main aditya ka dada bol raha hoon ....

Dadaji : dekhiye , mujhe aapse chaandnii aur aditya ke baare mein ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:00 PM

Dadaji : main aditya ka dada bol raha hoon ....

Dadaji : dekhiye , mujhe aapse chaandnii aur aditya ke baare mein ....

B.g : dekhiye bhai sahaab , mujhe ees baare mein koi baat nahi karni ....

Dadaji : magar behen ji aap meri baat tou suniye .... main apne pote aditya ke liye chaandnii ka haath maangna chahta hoon ....

[ b.g ko yeh soon ke aur gussa ajata hai ]

B.g : dekhiye bhai sahab ! .. chaandni ki shaadi ka faisla karne ke liye ooske ma baap abhi bhi zinda hain ....

[ b.g phone rakh deti hai ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:04 PM

B.g : dekhiye bhai sahaab , mujhe ees baare mein koi baat nahi karni ....

Dadaji : magar behen ji aap meri baat tou suniye .... main apne pote aditya ke liye chaandnii ka haath maangna chahta hoon ....

[ b.g ko yeh soon ke aur gussa ajata hai ]

B.g : dekhiye bhai sahab ! .. chaandni ki shaadi ka faisla karne ke liye ooske ma baap abhi bhi zinda hain ....

[ b.g phone rakh deti hai ]

[ tabhi chaandnii peechey se boli ]

Chaandnii : b.g , main jalandhar jaane ke liye tyaar hoon .....

B.g : rab ka shukar hai .... tu maan gayii..... puttar zindagi mein kabhi kabhi qurbaani bhi deni parti hai ..... woh badey loug hain .... unki baaton par kabhi vishwaas nahi karna chahiye kyunki .... unki fitrat hi yehi hai apne har vaado ko pal mein torr dena ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:05 PM

[ bahaar Taxi aajati hai ]

[ alex b.g aur chaandnii ka saaman taxi mein rakhwa deta hai ]

Alex : b.g , apun tujhe bahut miss karega ....

B.g : achhe se rehna ...

[ b.g taxi mein beith jaati hai ]

B.g : chaandnii , puttar jaldi aake beith jaa ... late ho rahe hain ....

[ chaandnii aditya ka raah dekh rahi thii ]

Chaandnii : ji b.g ....

[ chaandnii taxi mein beith jaati hai ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:06 PM

chaandnii aditya ka raah dekh rahi thii ]

Chaandnii : ji b.g ....

[ chaandnii taxi mein beith jaati hai ]

[ udhar aditya ]

Aditya : dadaji , ees se pehle der ho jaaye mujhe chaandnii ko jaake roukna houga .....

Dadaji : magar puttar meri baat tou soon ....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:13 PM

[ udhar aditya ]

Aditya : dadaji , ees se pehle der ho jaaye mujhe chaandnii ko jaake roukna houga .....

Dadaji : magar puttar meri baat tou soon ....

[ aditya chaandnii ke chawl jaata hai tou oose pata chalta hai ke chaandnii aur b.g station jaa chuke hain ]

[ aditya station pahuchta hai ]

[ aditya ke nazre chaandni ko dhund rahi thii magar station ki ees bheer mein chaandni kahin nahi thii ]

[ jalandhar ki train aa chuki hai . chaandnii aur b.g train mein charr gayye hain ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:14 PM

[ aditya chaandnii ke chawl jaata hai tou oose pata chalta hai ke chaandnii aur b.g station jaa chuke hain ]

[ aditya station pahuchta hai ]

[ aditya ke nazre chaandni ko dhund rahi thii magar station ki ees bheer mein chaandni kahin nahi thii ]

[ jalandhar ki train aa chuki hai . chaandnii aur b.g train mein charr gayye hain ]

[ chaandnii ki nazre aditya ko dhund rahii thii ]

[ aditya chaandnii ko train ke darwaaze ke paas dekhta hai ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:15 PM

[ aditya ke nazre chaandni ko dhund rahi thii magar station ki ees bheer mein chaandni kahin nahi thii ]

[ jalandhar ki train aa chuki hai . chaandnii aur b.g train mein charr gayye hain ]

[ chaandnii ki nazre aditya ko dhund rahii thii ]

[ aditya chaandnii ko train ke darwaaze ke paas dekhta hai ]

[ train station se jaane ko tyaar hai ]

[ chaandnii khare khare soch rahii thii ke kaadh aditya aajata theek oosi tarah jab pehli baar aditya oos se milla thha jab woh darwaaze ke paas khari thii aur aditya daurta hua aake train par charr gaya aur oonka jhagra hua ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:17 PM

[ train station se jaane ko tyaar hai ]

[ chaandnii khare khare soch rahii thii ke kaadh aditya aajata theek oosi tarah jab pehli baar aditya oos se milla thha jab woh darwaaze ke paas khari thii aur aditya daurta hua aake train par charr gaya aur oonka jhagra hua ]

[ theek aisa phir se hua aur aditya pehle ki tarah oosi tarah train par charha ]

[ chaandnii apne saamne aditya ko dekh chaukne ke saath saath khush ho gayi ]

Aditya : I love you chaandnii .........

Chaandnii : I love you adi .........

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:18 PM

Aditya : I love you chaandnii .........

Chaandnii : I love you adi .........

[ dono galey mill jaatey hain ]

[ train mein maujood wahaan saarey loug aditya chaandnii ke ees pyaar ko dekh taali bajaate hain ]

[ tabhi wahaan b.g aajati hai ]

B.g : [ bahut zyaada gusse se ] chaandni !!! ............

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:21 PM

B.g : [ bahut zyaada gusse se ] chaandni !!! ............

[ chaandnii b.g ko dekhti hai ]

Chaandni : b.g .....

Aditya : b.g woh ...

[ tabhi b.g bahut gusse se aditya ko daat te hue ]

B.g : bas !!! .... bahut hua .... ab tum kaun sa naya nataak kar rahe ho .....

B.g : aur chaandnii tu ....

Chaandnii : b.g , meri baat ko samajh ne ki koshish kijiye ......

B.g : mujhe kuch nahi samajhna hai ......

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:22 PM

Chaandnii : b.g , meri baat ko samajh ne ki koshish kijiye ......

B.g : mujhe kuch nahi samajhna hai ......

[ b.g aditya se kehte hue ]

B.g : agar tum vaakai mein meri chaandnii se pyaar karte ho ..... bina kissi chalaave ke chaandnii se agar itni hi mohabbat hai ..... tou abhi hamaare saath jaalandhar chalke....... khud ! .... khud chaandnii ke bauji se chaandnii ka haath maango ... kaho manzoor hai ? .........

Aditya : chaandnii ke liye main kuch bhi karunga ....... b.g , main bauji se chaandnii ka haath mangoonga .......

[ chaandnii yeh soon ke khush ho jaati hai ]

[ tabhi ek passenger ]

Passenger 01 : arre b.g , ab tou maan jaao .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:23 PM

[ tabhi ek passenger ]

Passenger 01 : arre b.g , ab tou maan jaao .....

B.g : mujhe ees mundey par tabhi bharosa houga .... jab woh chaandnii se shaadi karega .... balki sirf vaada nahi .... kyunki een badey lougon ki fitrat hi yehi houti hai ...... ke vaada karke oos se mukar jaaye .......

[ udhar monali bhabhi ]

Monali bhabhi : what !!! ........ dadaji , aap aisa kaise kar sakte hain .... adi tou na-samajh hai magar aap ..... aap tou aadi ko rouk sakte thhe .......

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:25 PM

B.g : mujhe ees mundey par tabhi bharosa houga .... jab woh chaandnii se shaadi karega .... balki sirf vaada nahi .... kyunki een badey lougon ki fitrat hi yehi houti hai ...... ke vaada karke oos se mukar jaaye .......

[ udhar monali bhabhi ]

Monali bhabhi : what !!! ........ dadaji , aap aisa kaise kar sakte hain .... adi tou na-samajh hai magar aap ..... aap tou aadi ko rouk sakte thhe .......

Dadaji : puttar , aadi chaandnii se pyaar karta hai .... aur pyaar bhale hi andha houta hai magar ...... na-samajh nahi ....

[ dadaji wahaan se apne kamre mein chaley jaatey hain ]

[ monali bhabhi bahut gussa ho jaati hai ]

Monali bhabhi : my foot !!!! ............

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:26 PM

[ monali bhabhi bahut gussa ho jaati hai ]

Monali bhabhi : my foot !!!! ............

[ udhar jalandhar ka station ajata hai ]

[ b.g , chaandnii aur aditya ghar pahuchte hain ]

[ bauji darwaaza kholte hain ]

[ bauji chaandnii aur b.g ko dekh kar khush ho jaatey hain ]

Bauji : kaise hai chaandnii puttar .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:27 PM

[ b.g , chaandnii aur aditya ghar pahuchte hain ]

[ bauji darwaaza kholte hain ]

[ bauji chaandnii aur b.g ko dekh kar khush ho jaatey hain ]

Bauji : kaise hai chaandnii puttar .....

[ bauji chaandnii aur b.g ke saath aaye ek ajnabi ko dekhte hain aur b.g se poochte hain ]

[ tabhi aditya bolta hai ]

Aditya : [ aashirwaad lete hue ] payri pouna bauji .....

Bauji : khush raho ..... bauji ... tumne mujhe bauji kyun kaha ?? .....

b.g : puttar mujhe tujhe kuch zaroori baat bataani hai .....

[ b.g bauji ko Chaandnii aur Aditya ki saari baat bataati hai ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:30 PM

[ bauji aditya se kehte hain ]

Bauji : theek hai , agar tum chaandnii se suchha pyaar karte ho ........ tou 2 hafte ...... sirf do hafte hain tumhare paas ..... do hafte baad eesse mahine ki 21 taarik ko baaraat le aao ...... agar tumne baaraat laane mein zara sa bhi deri ki ............... tou chaandnii ki shaadi kahin aur theek 21 taarik ko kar dii jaayegi ......

[ aditya bauji se aashirwaad leta hai ]

Aditya : theek hai bauji , main eese 21 taarik ko baarat laaonga aur chaandnii ko apni dulhan bana ke ley jaoonga .....

[ aditya mumbai ke liye rawana hou jaata hai ]

B.g : yeh tuney kya kiya puttar ...... tujhe andaza bhi hai ... agar ees aditya ne humaari chaandnii se shaadi oosi din nahi ki tou samaaj mein humaari bahut badnaami hougi ...... loug hum pe thukenge .......

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:35 PM

B.g : yeh tuney kya kiya puttar ...... tujhe andaza bhi hai ... agar ees aditya ne humaari chaandnii se shaadi oosi din nahi ki tou samaaj mein humaari bahut badnaami hougi ...... loug hum pe thukenge .......

Bauji : mujhe pata hai b.g ....... maine yeh faisla chaandnii ke suchhe pyaar ko dekh kar liya hai .... aur agar aditya ne chaandnii se shaadi na ki tou ......... theek oosi din chaandnii ki shaadi punit se hogi ......

[ chaandnii mata raani se prathna karti hai ]

Chaandnii : hey mata raani .... aapne mera jalandhar se mumbai tak ke safar mein bahut saath diya hai ..... chahe oos haar jeet waaley khel mein ho ya ees pyaar ke vishwaas ke khel mein .....aapne humesha mujhe sahi raasta dikhaya hai ...... mujhe apne adi par poora bharosa hai ....... aap mera yeh bharosa tutne matt dena .........

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:39 PM

[ 2 hafte baad 21 taarik ka din aa hi jata hai ]

[ chaandnii ka ghar poori tarah se saja houta hai ]

[ udhar aditya , aur gharwalle jalandhar pahuch chuke hain ]

[ Gaari mein jaate hue ]

Dadaji : [ khush houtey hue ] adi puttar, hum jalandhar tou pahuch gayye hain ..... bas ab chaandnii ko ghar ki bahu bannte dekhna ....

[ Tabhi monali bhabhi boli ]

Monali bhabhi : dadaji , aap yeh theek nahi kar rahey hain .... abhi bhi waqt hai aadi soch lo .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:42 PM

Dadaji : [ khush houtey hue ] adi puttar, hum jalandhar tou pahuch gayye hain ..... bas ab chaandnii ko ghar ki bahu bannte dekhna ....

[ Tabhi monali bhabhi boli ]

Monali bhabhi : dadaji , aap yeh theek nahi kar rahey hain .... abhi bhi waqt hai aadi soch lo .....

Aditya : shaayad aap theek keh rahiin hain ......

Aditya : driver , gaari rouko ........

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:44 PM

Aditya : driver , gaari rouko ........

[ Baarat chaandnii ke ghar se abhi 1 ghante ki doori mein hai ]

[ Udhar chaandnii ke gharwaale tyaar hain baarat ka swaagat karne ke liye ]

Panditji : jaj-maan mahurat bita jaa raha hai ..... var aur kanya ko bulaaye ......

Bauji : ji pandit ji .......

Bauji : minni , beta chaandnii ko jaake dekho ......... tyaar ho gayye ho tou neechey le aao .....

Minni didi : ji bauji .....

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:45 PM

[ saarey mehmaan aa gaye thhe ]

[ bauji pareshaan ho rahey thhe ke baraat ab tak kyun nahi aayi ]

B.g : dekha puttar ... main jaanti thi ke yeh ladka humey dhoka zaroor dega ....... aakhir eesne apni asliat dekha hi di ....... magar chaandnii .... bechaari woh aditya ki dulhan banne ka sapna dekh rahi hai uska kya ? .........

Panditji : jaj-maan , agar aapko yeh shaadi sahi mahurat mein nahi karaani tou main jaa raha hoon ........ mahurat beet ne hi wala hai ....

Bauji : [ pareshaan houtey hue ] panditji thoda samay aur dey dijiye ......

B.g : [ gusse se ] puttar ab maan bhi jaa ...... woh ladka aditya kabhi nahi aayega .......

[ Tabhi Achaanak ]

diipendu

December 26, 2008, 04:46 PM

[ Aditya baarat leke poore punjabi tarah se aata hai ]

[ aditya ke baarat ko dekh b.g ko yakeen nahi aata hai aur aditya ke liye oonki saari galat fehmiyan tabhi toot jaati hai ]

[ baarat ko dekh Bauji ko rahaat milti hai aur doosre taraf chaandnii dulhan bann ke mandap pe aake beithti hai ]

[ B.g aditya ki saari galatiyan maaf kar deti hain ]

[ Aaj jahaan do punjabi pariwaar ek houne waaley thhe tou doosre taraf aditya aur chaandnii bhi aaj ek houne waale thhe ] :heart:

[ B.g , mummyji aur bauji aditya aur baarat ka zor-shor se punjabi style mein welcome karte hain ]

[ Chaandnii ke chehre par sharamahat thii tou aditya chaandnii ko dulhan ke libaaz mein dekhne ke liye bekaraar thha ]

[ minni didi aditya ka mazaak udatey hue aditya ko pareshaan kar rahi thii tou udhar Monali bhabhi ees shaadi se na khush thii ]

[ Vishesh bhi doosre punjabiyon ke saath gup maar rahey thhe ]

Monali bhabhi : [ gusse se ] oh my god !! ...... these all punjabi dance shaadi ... these all are just middle class !!! :mad: