Post Your Romantic Love Letters

[kxramesh]

My Dear FAIR & LOVELY Ek tukda chand ka,

You are my TVS SCOOTY First love and also my AIWA Pure passion. I always BPL Believe in the best and you are SANSUI Better than the best. You are McDOWELL'S Mera No. 1 love. I believe in FRESHIYA Gorepan se jyada, khoobsurti ka vaada and you are most beautiful in this world. I think of you day and night when you give one and only smile. You are DOMINO'S PIZZA Delivering million smiles a day for me. This is COLGATE GEL ENERGY FRESH Seriously fresh feeling for me. I would like you to be my life-partner.

I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ The unshakeable and also thinking of my father who is CEAT Born tough but don't worry, I'm also FORD ICON The Josh machine and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR The coolest one.

If they say no, we will run away, marry and PHILIPS Let's make things better. For them, it would be MIRINDA Zor ka jhatka, dheere se lage and our thinking will be COCA-COLA Jo chaho ho jaaye, Coca-Cola enjoy. Trust in God who is always NOKIA Connecting people those who love each other and WILLS Made for each other. Once this happens, SAMSUNG Everyone's invited in our love. We will be HERO HONDA Leading the way of our life. Then our life would be BOLERO Break-free.

Know that HYUNDAI We are listening the songs of our life. Then, you must realise that love is DAIRY MILK The real taste of life, SATYAM ONLINE Fun, fast, easy, PARX Always comfortable and also AMUL The taste of India. For me HOME TRADE Life means more. So, never forget me. And I know that I have written very little because PEPSI Yeh dil maange more.......

From,
LG Digitally yours :)

[kxramesh]

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

[kxramesh]

Dear Miss Hughes,

I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you that never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You not only have a beautiful face, but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is
so delightful that it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules running smoothly and giving expected results, which I have never experienced before.

With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked together, I will provide you with all the software and hardware necessary to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall, which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them accept our marriage.

If you can not allow me to log into your account, it is all certain that , I will crash my system beyond recovery. This is a truth(Satyam). Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your windows.

Only yours,
Yahoo!!!

[kxramesh]

My dear ......,

It has been a long time since my senses have exchanged messages with my brain to write a letter to you. You are present in all the four chambers of my heart and your beautiful image is printed on the retina of my eyes. I want your beautiful voice to keep my ear-drum vibrating like a tuning fork. I have grown your favorite roses in my garden so that their smell may keep entering my nasal passage and the beautiful and charming colour of their corolla reminds me of you.

The beautiful colour of your iris attracts me like an electron is attracted towards the nucleus but the fear of your father repels me with the same force. Yesterday, your presence in the party made my heart beat at the rate of 175 beats/sec. The velocity of my blood increase at the rate of 15m/s and became 80 m/s.

Your personality attracts me like a centripetal force but the medulla oblongata of my brain compels me to convert this centripetal force in centrifugal force. I revolve around your house like an electron in its orbit. Whenever I see your father a wave of fear having simple harmonic motion passes through my vertebral column and my heartbeats are reduced to one half of the original. At the moment a love covalent bond exists between us but in future I hope it will change into an Ionic bond.

For every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore, I hope you also love me with the same magnitude of the love that I love you with.

In the end , I hope your affection is directly proportional to the product of our love and inversely proportional to the square of your father's hatred.

Always postulating.

[raha]

these letters that you have posted are not quiete romantic, funny though, but good fun to read them.

good going yaar!

[secretman]

Dear Raha,

Of course, Romantic means love and passion. It does also mean by something that is creative and unrealistic. OK

Here are the Oxford Dictionary meanings of the word Romantic

Romantic {adj.} = unrealistic, idealistic, visionary, optimistic, loving, passionate, fond, hopeful, etc.

So hope you get, what's romantic mean to him.... but I don't know what's pornography all about.... I think it is total time pass. What say????

Have a fun time.:D

All the best.

Bye... ;)

[raha]

Hi Secretman,

i must agree that your name itself is quiete romantic, 'Secretman', i do agree that girls love secrets and that too in a man!!

Well, romance can never be as light as comedy, ramesh has used humour to describe romance! Come on, how can u use a love letter like that???

Thats ok, this is just for fun i guess!

:p

[raha]

and regarding porgraphy,

You Mr Secret Man, cannot say its total time pass cause it is an awareness programme for some, and its enjoyment for the rest...

you can read all the posts and my episodic updates on pornography in that section only

have fun u too
raha:cool:

[secretman]

Raha,

Well, Where can I get it now..... :confused: :rolleyes:

Keep smiling..... :) :D

[imbusy]

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My Dear 'Anamica':

You must be surprised to receive this 'Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my 'Pahechan' to you as 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an
'Awaara', I am also your 'Deewana'.I am making you a 'Prarthna' to enter my 'Zindagi' as a
'Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any 'Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my 'Dream Girl' with 'Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only 'Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by 'Tyag' or to go the 'Rangeela' way.Wouldn't you like to be 'Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are 'Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will 'Guide' me in 'Bahar' as we are made for 'Ek DujeKe Liye'.
We will live in 'Naya Zamana' where we will have a 'Suhana Safar'. In this
'Himalay Ki God Mein', our 'Bandhan' is going to tied with 'Preet Ki Dor'.
I hope that we will have nothing but 'Anand' in 'Ye Dillagi'.
Aren't you bored of 'Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this 'Baazigar' be your
'Boy Friend' and we start 'Pehli Mohabbat'. This 'Chahat' is
going to lead to a 'Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for 'Aao Pyar Karen'.Now, 'Phir Kab Miloge' as 'Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is'Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our 'Mulakat' will be 'An Evening in Paris'.
'Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!
'Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?'

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>Mr Deewana Mastana'
>Thank you for your love letter. however I feel 'HUD KURR DE AAPNE' for 'HUM
AAPKE HAI KOUN'? 'DIL CHAHTA HAI' I should tell you I
think you're a 'JAANWAR' and a 'SHREE 420'! I have to tell you I know your
'MOHABATEIN' are false....
who gave you the right to think you'r my 'SAJAAN' and I'm your 'CHANDINI'.
how dare you look at me you 'COOLIE NO1'! if you were here infront of me
I'd hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these
'YAADEIN.'
You said 'KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI' every time you think of me..but i know you
feel'HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE' to every girl you see.'RAAM JAANE' what i'll do
to you if i catch you. if you have any 'KHAUF' you will feel 'DURR" from
me.
>you're a 'KUNWARA' leading a 'RANGEELA' lifestyle. with friends
>saying.'CHAL MEREY BHAI'. spending all your nights on the 'SADAK'..I'm the
>'SHOLAY' in your heart you say burn for me. is nothing but indigestion from
>too much eating and drinking!
>Describing yourself as 'BAADSHAH', and
>'HIMMATVAR', you sound like a 'JUNGLI' to me. you say you want to make me
>your 'BIWI NO1' however I say you lack "INSANIYAAT!' i can't believe you
>think i'll turn to you and say 'KAHO NA PYAR HAI!' i'd much rather kiss a'Bichoo"than go near a you!
Any of 'AMER, AKBAR, ANTHONY' would be better suited to me than you.'DIL
WALE DHULANYA LEY JAYENGEY' you said, but I say your 'DIL TO PAGAL HAI!' don't you realise that 'ANDAZ APNA APNA' and that teir can't be no 'RISHTA'
between us. we are lika a 'MOHRA' in the game of life.
And it's always 'KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM'. the open 'FIZA' with its
changing weather is testament to that..so please leave it as 'AKEYLE HUM AKEYLE TUM'. besides i'm already engaged to a guy with 'ROTI KAPRA OR MAKAN' and he's no 'KHALNAYAK' like you...he's
my real 'HERO'...my real 'JIVAN SAATHI' and with him I really know 'YEAH
RAASTE HAI PYAR KA'. and there can be no space in my 'ZINDAGI' for anyone but him. you'll only end up causing any 'AFLATOON',because he's a 'MAJOR SAHIB' in the army working on the 'BORDER' and he'll kill you if he find
out.so save yourself from becomign the foundations of a 'DEEWAR' and leave me alone.

Yours sincerely
"GHAR WALI BHAR WALI "

[imbusy]

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship...... and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..



1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."


So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read Odd Lines(1,3,5....)

Where there is a Will; there is a Way...

[kxramesh]

One more Romantic Love Letter Click Here. (http://comp.uark.edu/~sanand/myworld/gazette/MagicSlate.htm)

[doly_455]

hey that was really funny! now my turn.
if u can think better ur creative



My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!
bye bye

[doly_455]

i guess the above 1 was posted before. but here's other 1
its not exactly a love letter its a divorce letter, the best 1

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minut es, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

[kxramesh]

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[kxramesh]

Sweetheart,

I waited 9 months 2 see the world, 1 year 2 walk, 2 years 2 talk, but I really waited 2many years 2 find a lover. Darling, how many incarnations I have been waiting 4 you, come 2 meet atleast in this incarnation...

[kxramesh]

Sweetheart,

When you feel lonely Press-98, If you are bored Press-66, Want a smile Press-196, Need a date Press-043, Press them all together to feel my love.

[tarun1234]

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[kxramesh]

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[animateash]

hey cool teharda nd cooll psoting i will sun psot soem


lvua sh

[divyaashimix]

hey I'll post a letter that I had written for my favourite couple AASHI and YUVI.............:D :D :D

[animateash]

hey I'll post a letter that I had written for my favourite couple AASHI and YUVI.............:D :D :D
yehah i wud liek 2 read it again loolz meien karan ke liye jo likha tah ek loveletter woh abhi tak poora hi nahi kia i willd o ti sun

lvu ash