One Liner

[kxramesh]

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
















Now read the sentence again without the word dog.

[kxramesh]

How do you keep a sardarji busy?

















Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

[kxramesh]

Ten animals I slam in a net.

















It is a palindrome.

A Palindrome is a word, a phrase or a sentence that reads the same backwards as forwards.

[raj_roses]

Koun Kehta Hai
Koun Kehta Hai Mohabbat Ki Zuban Hoti Hai,
Yeh Haqeqat Tou Nigahoun Se Bian Hoti Hai

har cheez ki bayan hoti nahi hain,
har mohabat ka andaz kiya nahi jaata
mohabat karne wale agar isko na samjhe
iska anjam ek janaze se hi hota hain,

iska mutlab yeh to nahi hai
ki har mohabat ka anjam janaze se hi hain
koi to hote jo mohabat to kya
andaz ke saaye bhi samajhte hain,

kaash khuda ne aise mohabat karne wale
is duniya mein aur paida keye hote
to janaze kam aur mohabat ke peeche log aur jiya karte.....;)

[raj_roses]

Barsaat ki bheegi raaton mein phir koi suhani yaad aayi
Kuch apnaa zamana yaad aaya kuch unki jawani yaad aayi
Hum bhool chuke thhe kisne humein duniya mein akela chhor diya
Jab gaur kiya to surat ek jaani pehchani yaad aayi
Kuch paon ke chhale kuch garden safar kuch tanhaayi
Us bichhre huye humraahi ki ek ek nishani yaad aayi

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Aapne aasoon ko aankhon tak laya nah karo
dil ki baat kisi ko bataya nah karo
log mutthi may namak liye phirte hai
aapne zakhm unhe dikhaya na karo.

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Aankhon may aasoon ki ek lakir ban gayee
Kabhi na socha tha aisee takdeer ban gayee
humney toh yuhi firaee this ret may ungliyan
gor se dekha toh unki tasveer ban gayee.

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Dil se naam lete hain, aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain...
Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the, aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hain...

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Humne Socha Sirf Hum Hi Chate Hai App Ko,
Par Appko Chahne Walon Ka To Khafela Nikla,
Dil Ne Kaha Ki Shikayat Kare Khuda Se,
Par Wo Khuda Bhi App Ko Chachne Wala Nikla

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Zindagi Tuj Bin Ulfath Si Lagthi Hai,
Ek Pal Ki Juddai Muddath Si Lagthi Hai,
Pahle Nahi Ab Sochte Hai Hum,
Har Lamhe Teri Zaroorath Si Laagthi Hai.

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Tum Se Doori Ka Ehsaas Jab Satane Laga ,
Tere Sath Guzra Har Lamha Yaad Anne Laga,
Jabhi Tunhe Bhoolne Ke Koshish Ki Ae Dost,
Tu Dil Ke Aur Bhi Paas Aane Laga.

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Koshish karke dekh le dariya saare nadiyaan saari,
dil ki lagi nahin bhujti bhujti hai har chingari

Lehron may dubte rahe dariya nahi mila,
usse bichad kar fir koi waisa nahi mila,
kuch log thodi der k liye achhe lage,
magar hum jiske ho sake koi waisa na mila.

[raj_roses]

Jab se dekha hai maine yeh chehra tera
Chehra aur koi bhaya nahin
Jab se dil mein basi hai tu jaaneman
Khayalon mein bhi koi aaya nahin
Aankhon aankhon mein raten gujar jathi hai
Yaad ka kya hai yeh har pehar aathi hai
Bhool gaye khud ko hum toh tumhare liye
Ek pal bhi tumhe par bhulaya nahin
Jab se dekha hai maine yeh chehra tera
Chehra aur koi bhaya nahin
Jab se dil mein basi hai tu janeman
Khayalon mein bhi koi aaya nahin...

Mera ek sapna hai
Ki main ek sapna dekhun
Sapne mein tu mere saath ho
Mere hathon mein tera haath ho
Samandar kinare sookhi ret par baithe
Doobte suraj ko niharte hue
Jab tumhari julfon ko
Shokh havayen yun hi chhed de
Toh tumhari bikhri huyi laton ko
Main chupke se sanvaar dun
Mera ek sapna hai
Ki main ek sapna dekhun.

Hum ne unko chaha
Par chah kar bhi na
Bata sake apne dil ka haal
Hum bayaan to kar dete
Par unhein yeh yekin kaise dilaye

Mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai.
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai.
Tir-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorat aye nazneen,
qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai.

Yeh baadal aur kuch nahi, teri aankhon ki kaajal hain
Yeh bijli aur kuch nahi, teri aaneki aahat hain
Yeh mausam aur kuch nahi, teri aanchal ki khushboo hain
Is dil mein aur kuch nahi, tujhe paane ki chaahat hain.

Aakhen kholu toh chehra tumhara ho
Band karu toh sapna tumhara ho
Maar bhi jau toh koi gam nahi
Agar kafan na mila toh aanchal tumhara ho ..

Mann ke jharokon se jab bhi dekhta hoon main usey
Dil yeh kehta hai pyaar hai us se mujhe
Usne mere dil par na jane kya jadoo kar dala
Mere zindagi ko ek pal main hi badal dala
Ab to bus ek hi tammana hai usse pane ki
Usey apani zindagi ka hissa banane ki.

Ek ahsaas sa jagta hai
Halka sa nasha cha jaata hai
Meetha meetha sa gam leke
Jeene ka mazaa aa jata hai
Saamne ho jab woh (Sneha)
Deedar bas hota hai
Kuch suna jaata hai
Naa kuch kaha jaata hai
Yaadein aati hain
Madhosh kar jaati hain
Aansuon ke saath phir
Hosh aa jaata hai.

Main jis se karta hoon pyaar
Woh karti nahin apane pyaar ka izhaar
Sochta hoon kah daalon us se apane dil ki baat
Par darta hoon shayad naa samajhe woh mere dil ke jasbat
Shayad uske dil main bhi pyaar hai
Shayad woh bhi utni hi bekerar hai
Mujhe us din ka intzaar hai
Jis din woh keh de ki 'mujhe tumse aur sirf tumse pyaar hai'.

Tujhse pyar kiya toh kya gunnah kiya,
Tujhe dil diya toh kya galat kiya,
Woh kaun si kammi reh gayi mujhme
Jis se mein tujhe apna na baana saka,
Woh kaun sa gunaah meine kiya,
Tu mujhe bas mera gunaah batade,
Toh phir maut ko bhi khushi khushi kabool karlenge,
Yaha tak ki apni rooh bhi tere havale kardenge.

mujhse hui bas yeh khata
maine tujhe chaha sanam
chup chup ke rootha raha
tune diye kaise yeh ghum
o bekhabar be raham
karle chaahe jitne sitam
na chaahat kabhi hogi kam
mujhe in aasoon ki kasam
maine kiya hai tujhse sachcha pyaar
maine kiya hai tujhse sachcha pyaar..

[raj_roses]

zindagi tujh bin ulfat si lagti hai,
ek pal ki judai bhi muddat si lagti hai,
pahle to nahi per ab sochte hai hum,
her ek lamha teri jarurat si lagti hai.

Aankhon ki zubaan who samajh nahi pate,
Honth magar kuch keh nahin pate,
Apni bebasi hum kisse kahen,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.

Ga saku aapka nagma, par voh saaz kaha se lau,
Suna saku kuch aapko, par voh andaz kaha se lau,
U to chand ke tareef karna aasan hai,
Par kar sake to aapki tareef VOH Alfaaz kaha se lau.

sambhal sambhal ke bahoot paanv dher raha hoon main...
pahadi dhaal se jaise ooter raha hoon main..
kadam kadam pe mujhe tokata hai dil aise...
gunah koi bada kar raha hoon jaise main.

Gham-e-Hayaat Ka Jhagda Mita Raha Hai Koi.
Chale Bhi Aao Ke Duniya Se ja Raha Hai Koi.
Kaho maut Se Zara Do Ghadi Thahar Jaye,
Suna Hai Aane Ka Wada Nibha Raha Hai Koi

Bada Aramaan Tha Teri Jhulafo Ko Sulajhaane Ka
Shikawa hai to bas hai..
Tumhare khamosh Rah jaane kaa..
Deewangee Is se Badkar Aur Kya Hogi
Aaj Bhi Intzzar Rahtaa Hai Tere Aane Ka..

Dilkas Wadiyo Ke Bina Jeena Asaan Hai
Tumhare Bina Jeena Bhut Hi Muskil Hai..
Kyo Ki Tum Meri Jeendgee Ho, Tum Meri Har Khushi Ho,
tum Hi MERI Pahli Khawahis Tum Hi Aakhari ho..

tumse baaten karte karte waqt ka pata nahi chalta
warna waqt hamara ye kambhakt kate nahi katata.

Agar kal hum na bhi rahe..
Humari yaad sada rahegi..
Sirf nazre utha ke "CHAND" ko dekhna
Humari dosti ki "TASVIR" waha rahegi

kuch kah diya kuch sun liya,
kuch bozh dil ka but gaya,
achcha hua tum mil gaye,
kuch rasta bhi kut gaya.

Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majboor kare,
raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,
mahek kum naa ho kabhi apne dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare....!

dosti ki dastan jab waqt sunayega,
tumhe bhi ek sakhs yaad aayega,
bhool jauoge duniya ke sare gum,
jab hamare sath bitaya ek ek pal yaad aayega.

tum jab hasti ho to mastana kamal lagti ho,
meer ka sher aur galib ki gazal lagti ho,
ki sangmermer se tarasha purnur baden,
saans leta hua tajmahel lagti ho

hum na hote to tumhe gazal kaun kahta,
tere chehre ko kamal kaun kahta,
ye jadu hi to hai mahabbt ka,
warna un pattharo ko tajmahel kaun kahta.

nigahe aapki pahchan hai hamari,
muskurahet aapki shaan hai hamari,
hifajat karna tum apni,
kyoki sanse aapki jaan hai hamari.

Kuch pal hi baaki hain, intezaar hai tanhai ka
Kuch pal ki muskan hai, intezaar hai judaii ka
Jaate-jaate mudkar dekhe, bas itni farmaish hai
Ho sake to yaad rakhle, yahi dil ki khwahish hai.

[anjana garg]

ashq bahne se kahaan hota pyaar kam
dard sahne se kahaan hota pyaar kam
har waqt nazron me tum samaye rahte ho
door rahne se kahaan hota pyaar kam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[anjana garg]

humne socha tha
tumhe chahenge zindagi bhar
lekin ab hume hi bharosa nahi
apni chaahat par :(

[kxramesh]

Shift three. Caps lock one. Shift six.
Tab six. Tab nine. Tab seven.
Tab four. Tab three. Caps lock one. Caps lock three.
Tab five. Caps lock six. Tab eight. Caps lock two. Shift ten.













Hint: Every sentence is a letter.

Clue: Use your keyboard like a grid. Tab, Caps lock and Shift are vertical side of the grid and one through nine are the horizontal side of the grid. For example Sift five would be B.

[anjana garg]

tab six, tab three,caps two
tab eight
shift three, caps one, shift six
sahi kaha na maine :D
Shift three. Caps lock one. Shift six.
Tab six. Tab nine. Tab seven.
Tab four. Tab three. Caps lock one. Caps lock three.
Tab five. Caps lock six. Tab eight. Caps lock two. Shift ten.













Hint: Every sentence is a letter.

Clue: Use your keyboard like a grid. Tab, Caps lock and Shift are vertical side of the grid and one through nine are the horizontal side of the grid. For example Sift five would be B.

[kxramesh]

Have a look at this webpage. It's awesome!!

http://home.comcast.net/%7Ewolfand/ (http://home.comcast.net/%7Ewolfand/)

[kxramesh]

Copy this Blue Coloured statement & Paste it on the address bar of your browser & then press enter to feel the Magic...


javascript:function flood(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 15; i > 0;i--){for (j = n; j > 0; j--){self.moveBy( 1,i);self. moveBy(i, 0);self .moveBy(0,-i) ;self.moveBy( -i,0 ); } } }}flood(6);{ var inp = "hsemaR:: .emit ecin a evaH ,iaH"; var outp = ""; for (i = 0; i <= inp.length; i++) {outp =inp.charAt (i) + outp ; } alert(outp) ;}; reverse

[kxramesh]

Copy this Blue Coloured code & paste it on the address bar of your webpage & then press enter and see...


javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterv al('A()',5); void(0)

[kxramesh]

Just post this coloured code in the address bar of your webpage, press enter and see...


javascript:mwunm=128;void(setInterval("mwunm++;document.images[2].width=mwunm",5))

[kxramesh]

Just post this blue coloured code in the address bar of any webpage that contains images, press enter and see...

javascript:R=-1;DI=document.images;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c){return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=A(0,7,300);DIS.top=A(1.6,6,150)}setInterv al('R++;B(R%DIL)',15);void(0)

[kxramesh]

Just post this coloured code in the address bar of your webpage, press enter and see...

javascript:R=-1;DI=document.images;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c){return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=A(0,7,300);DIS.top=A(1.6,6,150)}setInterv al('R++;B(R%DIL)',15);void(0)

[kxramesh]

Copy this Blue Coloured code & paste it on the address bar of your webpage & then press enter and see...

javascript: i=0;c=["red","green","blue","yellow","magenta","orange","black","white"]; a=document.links;setInterval('i++;a[i % document.links.length].style.color=c[i % c.length]',10);void(0);

[kxramesh]

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS
OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

:Now count the number of F's in the above text. Count them only once. Do not go back and count them again. Then see below:










::There are 6 F's— no joke. Read it again. The reason is that the brain cannot process
'OF'. Most people forget the OF's. The humanbrain tends to see the word 'OF' as 'Vs'.

[kxramesh]

::This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!












:::Answer: The letter "E", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph. And there are no words with the letter "E" which is highly unusual.

[kxramesh]

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool... and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

[kxramesh]

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

Is it just a really weird bug? :-??

[kxramesh]

This is something pretty cool and neat... and unbelievable. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

then see the magic... :confused:

[icegirl]

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool... and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER



BECAUSE ITS A CONSOLE ALOT OF COMPUTER PPL MIGHT KNOW IT ITS LIKE RESERVED WORD IN THE SOFTWARE SO TAHTS WHY YOU CANT USE IT YOU CANT USE IT ON ITS OWN BUT YOU CAN USE IT WITH DEFFERANT WORDS WELL ITS A BIT COMPLICATED TO EXPLAIN
BUT I HOPE THE COMPUTER GUSY WILL UNDERSTAND IT WELL

[icegirl]

This is something pretty cool and neat... and unbelievable. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

then see the magic... :confused:


AGAIN THIS IS WRITTEN IN TEH SOFTWARE WHEN YOU EVER WROTE A SOFTWARE YOU WOULD KNWO THAT HOW COMPLICATED SOME FORMULAS ARE TO WRITE AND SOMETIMES YOU WRITE A SIMPLE THING AND IT COMES OUT QUITE COMPLICATED STUFF AND EVEN IN SOFTWARE WRITING SOEM WIMPLE THINGS APPEARS SO COMPLICATED SO AGAIN IST HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT THIS IS IN SOFTWARE IT BEEN WRITTEN LIEK THAT SO I AM NOT AMAZED BY THAT AT ALL