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sardarni pj

September 6, 2005, 09:57 PM

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize
money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the
October Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its
name based on
which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

SCROLL DOWN.......

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at
Sardar's replies, then

please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he
changed his name.

5) Puppy.: The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which
means islands of
the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at
a Sardar again.You are no different..

baljeet2n

September 8, 2005, 05:15 PM

Hi PJ,

Your post 'Don't ever laugh at a sardar ' was really gud one!!
Thanx for such amazing facts and keep up the gud work!

GoldFinger

September 18, 2005, 12:15 PM

sardarni pj ji,

Reading ur quiz, I felt the dumbest of them all. Now tell a quiz which will help me to regain my previous self.
tell us joke where sardar ji feel dumb and not me. :D

sardarni pj

September 18, 2005, 01:03 PM

sardarni pj ji,

Reading ur quiz, I felt the dumbest of them all. Now tell a quiz which will help me to regain my previous self.
tell us joke where sardar ji feel dumb and not me. :D

U know wat......i m feelin quite elated that i made u feel the real u........isn't it??? hahaha....jokes apart.......well once i have proved thats sardars r nor dumb and the jokes on sardars r quite common........v do need sum change rite??........so from now on i would like to use your name instead of Santa singh to crack jokes..........is it fine with u???...........i think u must hav got that much guts to laugh on urself :D ...........n whosoever agrees with me apart from gr8 dumb Gold finger........do reply plzzzzzzzz

Navin

September 18, 2005, 01:07 PM

U know wat......i m feelin quite elated that i made u feel the real u........isn't it??? hahaha....jokes apart.......well once i have proved thats sardars r nor dumb and the jokes on sardars r quite common........v do need sum change rite??........so from now on i would like to use your name instead of Santa singh to crack jokes..........is it fine with u???...........i think u must hav got that much guts to laugh on urself :D ...........n whosoever agrees with me apart from gr8 dumb Gold finger........do reply plzzzzzzzz

LOL. Befitting reply. I am with you, Sardarni. :)

sardarni pj

September 18, 2005, 01:38 PM

LOL. Befitting reply. I am with you, Sardarni. :)
hey.......within few minutes only i got one vote to start crackin jokes on gold finger.........i think from now on i'll have to make a new thread totally dedicated to Gold Finger. wat say guys..........who else is there with me.......start voting all members.........i would luv to start a poll on this but i feel i shudn't b that rude :rolleyes: ...........neways GF jokes will b in the jokes thread..........do check it out to have a blast :D

Navin

September 18, 2005, 01:50 PM

Dear Sardarni,

I am sure all the forum members (genuine ones;) ) will agree with you like me and encourage you to create this new cartoon character. LOL. But whatever you do, pls don't start a Poll. Didn't you see what happened to the punchline Poll? LOL. This character will use his existing 100 ids on this forum to rig the poll and may create some more ids in the process. So, just go ahead with your jokes and forget the poll. :)

baljeet2n

September 18, 2005, 02:41 PM

Hi PJ!

I wont call you sardarni since I am also a sardarni so there can be an identity crisis! I hope PJ is ok with you.

As far as GF jokes are concerned its is a great idea I am with you and will also try to help you by posting GF jokes!

cheers!
Baljeet

GoldFinger

September 18, 2005, 02:48 PM

baljeet2n

September 18, 2005, 02:52 PM

Hi Goldfinger!

Its good to see that you hav the spirit to laugh at jokes cracked on you!

Cheers!
Baljeet

GoldFinger

September 23, 2005, 04:24 PM

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes

GoldFinger

September 23, 2005, 04:31 PM

Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train.

He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.

This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service.

So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home.

Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

Pramod

September 28, 2005, 04:29 PM

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate.

"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese"

when both parents are Sikh?"

"Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth is a Chinese."

Pramod

September 28, 2005, 04:34 PM

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am
within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's
because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a
trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have
any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know
anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Navin

September 28, 2005, 05:49 PM

The Chinese one was a good one, Pramod. I found some too:

Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.</B>

I have a few excellent non veg jokes which I recieved in my email yesterday, but I thought I should first take the permission of the Administrators. Those jokes have sexual content but are not vulgar, if admin permits I can share them here.

Pramod

September 28, 2005, 06:21 PM

here's one more

Santa singh and Banta singh are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa Singh being energetic that day doesn't feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta Singh is struggling very hard to lift his computer.At this Santa Singh says " What Banta, my comp has 500 MB HD and urs has just 250, even then u cannot lift it ???" At this Banta Singh thinks for a while and replies "Thats right, but my HD is full and urs is empty"

sardarni pj

October 9, 2005, 06:55 PM

HEY GUYS !!!! THIS ISN'T A JOKE SECTION....ITS A PHILOSOPHER'S THREAD....SO PLZ POST UR JOKES IN POST-A-JOKE SECTION.....I'LL B GR8FULL.......BUT IF U'VE GOT SUMTHING PHILOSOPHICAL TO TALK ABT. THEN U R MOST WELCUM.........THNX N BYE.......HOPE U'VE GOT MY POINT.

sardarni pj

October 9, 2005, 06:57 PM

MUST READ!!!!!!!!! MUST READ!!!!!!!!! MUST READ!!!!!!!!!

I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.
After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)
The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him.
The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him.* **The Sikh youth replied,
'He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help'*. I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know the History and the Sikh youthnarrated:
During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept
Islam and even used to kill the people if they were refusing to accept.Thattime, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward,in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities.
Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same.
But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered* **as "Hind Ki Chaddar"*, shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none Of the them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated
Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of khalsa made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands. At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time,Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12 O'clock and rescued women.
After that time when there occurred a similar incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock.* **Nowadays, these "smart people" and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs **go out of their senses*. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'
Plz do forward this mail to all ur friends so they can know about sikh history &* its a humble appeal PLEASE dont make fun of RELIGIONS ! as every religion is as pure as urs.*
*"Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar"*

Navin

October 9, 2005, 07:45 PM

Dear Sardarni,

Hi. I have always had immense respect for Sikhs and will have even more respect for them after reading your post. Actually I personally do not differentiate between people on the basis of community, gender, religion etc. I think that it is only small kids who make fun of the 12:00 O'clock thing. I don't think any grown ups do this.

Anycase, there is no need to be touchy about jokes like these or Santa Banta, Sardar jokes etc. These are fictitious comic characters created just to spread some laughter in the otherwise drab lives of stressed out people.:) You will find such characters in every religion. In Christians, there are jokes about Pedro and even Santa Claus. Mulla Nasruddin is one such character from the Muslim community. There are lots of jokes created on Ajit who belonged to the Hindu community.

I'm sure lots of people who did not know the history of the 12:00 O'clock Sardar thing will find your post educative.

Cheers and Enjoy!

sardarni pj

October 9, 2005, 08:10 PM

HEY NAVIN !!!! THERE'S NOTHING TOUCHY ABOUT THE JOKES ON SARDAR ........COZ I MYSELF NJOY THEM ...BESIDES THAT CRACK THEM TOO........U KNOW THAT SARDARS NJOY SANTA BANTA JOKES THE MOST.......I WAS JUST GOING THRU THE FORUM N NOTICED THAT JOKES R BEING POSTED IN THIS COLUMN .......SO I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD TELL THEM TO DO SO IN JOKES COLUMN N NOT NEWHERE.....THATS IT

I M NOT AT ALL FEELING THAT U GUYS R MAKING FUN OF MY COMMUNITY OR SUMTHING OF THAT SORT........IT WAS JUST LIKE ANYOTHER INFO. WHICH I THOUGHT SHUD B PASSED ON TO EVERYBODY

N TO TELL U.......I M AMONG THOSE WHO MAKE FUN OF THEMSELVES WHEN IT STRIKES 12.......HAHAHAHAHAHA.
BUT IF OTHERS DO SO...I DON'T MIND THAT BUT ONE SHOULD KNOW HIS LIMITS..........COZ ITS ALL ABOUT FUN.....WHEN THEY REALLY MEAN IT........THEN THATS TOO MUCH TO TOLERATE.

THATS IT FOR 2DAY'S LECTURE....CATCHA LATER

Dear Sardarni,

Hi. I have always had immense respect for Sikhs and will have even more respect for them after reading your post. Actually I personally do not differentiate between people on the basis of community, gender, religion etc. I think that it is only small kids who make fun of the 12:00 O'clock thing. I don't think any grown ups do this.

Anycase, there is no need to be touchy about jokes like these or Santa Banta, Sardar jokes etc. These are fictitious comic characters created just to spread some laughter in the otherwise drab lives of stressed out people.:) You will find such characters in every religion. In Christians, there are jokes about Pedro and even Santa Claus. Mulla Nasruddin is one such character from the Muslim community. There are lots of jokes created on Ajit who belonged to the Hindu community.

I'm sure lots of people who did not know the history of the 12:00 O'clock Sardar thing will find your post educative.

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Navin

October 9, 2005, 08:15 PM

Hi Sardarni,
Good to know that you were not sulking:) . Sure, this is a Philosophy thread and jokes should be posted in the jokes thread.
Ab isi baat pe koi fadakta hua Santa Banta joke suna do.......but of course in the Jokes section;) .

Cheers!

baljeet2n

October 9, 2005, 08:49 PM

Hi PJ!!!!!

Wecum Back.............................................. .

Atlast tune meri baat maan hi li and u r online again.........

I knew that barah baje ki history before.......but not exact details..............Thanx very much for that

Cheers!!
Baljeet

GoldFinger

October 20, 2005, 10:28 PM

where's SPJ....missing her a lot.:( ...

Hey SPj..........hope you ain't on some exams;) ..

Come baby...Charm here is gone...looks time for me too to desert the forum....

Going to Kabul on a week's vacation.:D

PUNJAB_PUTAR

July 29, 2006, 08:23 AM

Who is Baah-Man?

Baah-man is new indian hero with the power equivalent to the tweleve (barah) humans.

Born?

The intercourse of a woman with twelve (barah) human (beard man like Sadhus) on twelve days at twelve noon give birth to the Baah-man after twelve months (unexpectional case or special case).

How the name is derived?

Tweleve (Barah) Human = barah + man = Baah-Man ( 'R' silent)

Characteristics:

Always found saying my father go mad at 12 noon and insult my mom....
Always make joke on his father....

PUNJAB_PUTAR

July 29, 2006, 08:24 AM