salman_816
February 20, 2007, 08:04 PM
A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . . . .
2)A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when
u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
3)Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on
the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r
HAPPY..!!
4) When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say ???
Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say….
MEOW….
MEOW….
5)Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse…" GIRL: tameez se
baat karo!! SARDAR: behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!
6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
7) Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar
khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.
8) Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information! .
.
9) Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.
10) Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles. if one tyre punctures vehcle will not move…… so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..
1)Nasha jaruri hai zindagi k liye,par sirf sharab hi nahi hai bekhudi k
liye, kisi ki mast nigahon me doob ja ae dost, bada hasi samundar hai
khudkushi ke liye.
2) Na kashti hai na kinara hai koi, na
manzil na sahara hai koi, na ansu hai na kushi ka ishara hai koi, par
aap hai to lagta hai hamara hai koi
.
3) Bhula na sako ge mujhe bhool kar tum, mai aksar tumhe yaad aata rahunga. Kabhi khwab ban kar kabhi yaad ban kar, mai ninde tumhari churata rahunga.
4) Dekho aawaz dekar, paas hamme paoge,
aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,
dur rahkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,
hathon se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaoge
5)Pucho na us kagaz se jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.Tanhayi me
beeti baate tamam likhte hai.Woh Kalam bhi diwani ho gayi jis se hum
AAP ka Naam likhte hai
6) Wo kahin b rahen sar pe uskeilzaam to hai,uske hathon ki lakiron me mera naam to hai,wo mujhe apna banaye ya na banaye zamane me mere naam se woh badnam to
hai
7)Na Misaal milegi Tere Husn ke iss Kayanat me,tu itni kashish bhari
Khoobsorti kahanse Le aye hai Labo pe Maikhane, Ankhome Paymane, khuda
Jane Aaj kis kiski Shammat Aye Hai
8) Dekh k logo
ko,socha ishq
hum b karle
phir bewafao
ko dekh socha,
thoda sabrr karle
jaan gawante
dekh is daldal
me kaio ko,
socha patli gali
se hum nikal le.
9) Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,
kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye.
Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain,
Par darte hain,ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye
10)Apne dilki bat unse keh nahi sakte,Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte'Ae Khuda
aisi takdir bana,wo humse khud akar kahe'HUM' Apk bina Reh nahi sakte.
SALMAN
03462005518
Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . . . .
2)A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when
u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
3)Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on
the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r
HAPPY..!!
4) When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say ???
Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say….
MEOW….
MEOW….
5)Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse…" GIRL: tameez se
baat karo!! SARDAR: behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!
6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
7) Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar
khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.
8) Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information! .
.
9) Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.
10) Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles. if one tyre punctures vehcle will not move…… so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..
1)Nasha jaruri hai zindagi k liye,par sirf sharab hi nahi hai bekhudi k
liye, kisi ki mast nigahon me doob ja ae dost, bada hasi samundar hai
khudkushi ke liye.
2) Na kashti hai na kinara hai koi, na
manzil na sahara hai koi, na ansu hai na kushi ka ishara hai koi, par
aap hai to lagta hai hamara hai koi
.
3) Bhula na sako ge mujhe bhool kar tum, mai aksar tumhe yaad aata rahunga. Kabhi khwab ban kar kabhi yaad ban kar, mai ninde tumhari churata rahunga.
4) Dekho aawaz dekar, paas hamme paoge,
aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,
dur rahkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,
hathon se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaoge
5)Pucho na us kagaz se jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.Tanhayi me
beeti baate tamam likhte hai.Woh Kalam bhi diwani ho gayi jis se hum
AAP ka Naam likhte hai
6) Wo kahin b rahen sar pe uskeilzaam to hai,uske hathon ki lakiron me mera naam to hai,wo mujhe apna banaye ya na banaye zamane me mere naam se woh badnam to
hai
7)Na Misaal milegi Tere Husn ke iss Kayanat me,tu itni kashish bhari
Khoobsorti kahanse Le aye hai Labo pe Maikhane, Ankhome Paymane, khuda
Jane Aaj kis kiski Shammat Aye Hai
8) Dekh k logo
ko,socha ishq
hum b karle
phir bewafao
ko dekh socha,
thoda sabrr karle
jaan gawante
dekh is daldal
me kaio ko,
socha patli gali
se hum nikal le.
9) Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,
kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye.
Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain,
Par darte hain,ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye
10)Apne dilki bat unse keh nahi sakte,Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte'Ae Khuda
aisi takdir bana,wo humse khud akar kahe'HUM' Apk bina Reh nahi sakte.
SALMAN
03462005518