Fun 'n' Masti!!!!

[guru_sal]

hi tukz. whats up
hey hi shweta
and u can post in chit chat corner
is thread pe bahut kam log visit karte hai

[guru_sal]

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

[guru_sal]

An important element of friendship is communication, and that's the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don't want to cut the line that connects US...


I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?


Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you


What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart

[nimi]

hey divy ,tiukzand guru
thank u so much
here the another one
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
- Captain Corelli's Mandolin

[divyaashimix]

hey divy ,tiukzand guru
thank u so much
here the another one
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
- Captain Corelli's Mandolin
hey yr welcum chicklets....
and SUNHERI ROX !!!!
do start posting okay....
and this one is also dam kool!!:)

[nimi]

HEY HERE IS SOME MORE BUT IT IS SHAYRIES
I HAVE DONE IT I HAVE GOT IT

Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,

Tadka lagane ke liye...!!

Wah wah...

AND THE NEXT ONE

machhar ne tumhe kata isme uska sukoon tha...............

chahkar bhi tum usse maar naa sake ................................................

kyunki uske ragon mein tunhara khoon tha............................................... .....

[guru_sal]

hey divy ,tiukzand guru
thank u so much
here the another one
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
- Captain Corelli's Mandolin
hey again gr8 one
and thanx

[guru_sal]

HEY HERE IS SOME MORE BUT IT IS SHAYRIES
I HAVE DONE IT I HAVE GOT IT

Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,

Tadka lagane ke liye...!!

Wah wah...

AND THE NEXT ONE

machhar ne tumhe kata isme uska sukoon tha...............

chahkar bhi tum usse maar naa sake ................................................

kyunki uske ragon mein tunhara khoon tha............................................... .....
hey kool one

[divyaashimix]

HEY HERE IS SOME MORE BUT IT IS SHAYRIES
I HAVE DONE IT I HAVE GOT IT

Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,

Tadka lagane ke liye...!!

Wah wah...

AND THE NEXT ONE

machhar ne tumhe kata isme uska sukoon tha...............

chahkar bhi tum usse maar naa sake ................................................

kyunki uske ragon mein tunhara khoon tha............................................... .....
hey NIMI...
must say.....
all your stuff rokkk!!!!!!!!:)

[guru_sal]

True Friends

A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.

After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.

"Wow!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Do you ever get bitten?"

"Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler.

"Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten by a snake?"

"I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound."

"What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally sit on a rattler?" persisted the woman.

"Ma'am," answered the snake handler, "that will be the day I learn who my real friends are."

[shubha63]

hey guru. gud 1

[guru_sal]

thankx shuba

[tukz]

hey guru gud 1

[shubha63]

always smile,u know why?
becoz "hanso! jiyo! muskurao!
kya pata...........kal daant ho na ho!"
keep smiling!

____________________________

sometimes when u cry. no one sees your tears.
when u r worried, no one sees your pain.
when u r happy, no one sees ur smile.

TRY FARTING.........
they will all look at you

_____________________________

every cigarette that you smoke reduces ur life by 10 mins............
every peg that u drink shortens ur life by 4 mins................

but.........

every lecture dat u attend reduces 1 hour of ur life.
so smoke & drink daily but dont attend class anymore..............
tell this to ur friends & save life..............
jai bunkers union

[nimi]

hey shubha very good
SOME SHARYIES FOR U ALL

Paani mein patthar na maaro,
Koi aur bhi peeta hai,
Jindgi jeena hai to muskura ke jiyo,
Tumhe dekhkar koi aur bhi jeeta hai......!"

Suna hai nazar milaane se badi takleef hoti hai,
Suna hai dil lagane se badi takleef hoti hai,
Yoon to haal pe mere muskurate hai sabhi,
Par tere muskarane se badi takleef hoti hai.

Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta..
Magar mujhe kaam tha......
Mein tumhare liye doob ke marta...
Magar mujhe zukham tha

GUYES U MUST BE THINKING IS ITNI HINDI ATI HE TO YE BOLTI KUY NAI . YEH SAB MUGE MERI DOST NE DIYA HE . MUJE LAGE HE ACHI . HE TO ME TUME SAB KE STAH SHEAREk KARU.

[guru_sal]

hey nimi and shubha gr8 work
and thankx tukz

[shubha63]

hey nimi. gud 1.n thanks.
thanks guru

[guru_sal]

[QUOTE=shubha63]hey nimi. gud 1.n thanks.
thanks guru[/QUOT
yr welcum

[guru_sal]

Jokes


There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the ****ing potatoes!!!! "

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ====


A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights.

He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.

The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can`t outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.


He leans down and says "Listen mister, I`ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I`ll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

[kool gurl]

Jokes


There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the ****ing potatoes!!!! "

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ====


A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights.

He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.

The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can`t outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.


He leans down and says "Listen mister, I`ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I`ll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"




hey guru gud jokes man

[shubha63]

hey guru, kooooool

[guru_sal]

thankz a lot shubha

[guru_sal]

hey guru gud jokes man
hey thankuuuu shweta

[guru_sal]

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

[shubha63]

kool, guru

[shubha63]

dil denge kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi ek ko,
dil denge kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi ek ko,
lekin jab tak koi ek na mile,
line marte rahenge har ek ko

____________________________

tumari dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki............
har taraf ujala nazar aata hai.
sochta hoon ki..........
ghar ki bijli katvadoon
aur..........
tumhe deewar pe latkadu..........

_____________________________

[divyaashimix]

dil denge kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi ek ko,
dil denge kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi ek ko,
lekin jab tak koi ek na mile,
line marte rahenge har ek ko

____________________________

tumari dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki............
har taraf ujala nazar aata hai.
sochta hoon ki..........
ghar ki bijli katvadoon
aur..........
tumhe deewar pe latkadu..........

_____________________________
hey SHUBHA....
kool work chicklets!!!!!!:)

[guru_sal]

dil denge kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi ek ko,
dil denge kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi ek ko,
lekin jab tak koi ek na mile,
line marte rahenge har ek ko

____________________________

tumari dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki............
har taraf ujala nazar aata hai.
sochta hoon ki..........
ghar ki bijli katvadoon
aur..........
tumhe deewar pe latkadu..........

_____________________________
hey shubha gud ones

[guru_sal]

MISS YOU

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.


Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.


When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.


Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay
Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay
Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay



Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai


Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,
In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.
Hum bhi na karte parwah,
Agar aap itne pyare na hote

.
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.


Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.


If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don’t feel its ignorance,
But u don’t touch n still feels its love.


Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai…
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.


Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai


Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.


Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye,
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,
Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.


Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.


Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….


Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.


Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe


Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.


Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.


Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!


Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.


Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

[guru_sal]

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……


Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.



Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.


Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha


I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
the sun for the day,
the moon for the night
and you forever.


1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i’ll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!


Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.


Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.


Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena


A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai?
Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji.
Yeh sare network fuse hogaye
Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye


Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.


Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai


Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai


Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.


Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..


Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!


Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta


Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega


Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha


Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya


Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge


Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

[shubha63]

thanks divya n guru.
guru, kool work man

[guru_sal]

thanks divya n guru.
guru, kool work man
oh thankuuuuuuuuuu

[shubha63]

1-6years boys love DAD

6-15 years boys love MOM

26-50 years boys love WIFE
.
.
.
.
.
What are you searching for??????????

oh!

but 16-25 years boys love
.
.
.
"SHUBHA"

[divyaashimix]

1-6years boys love DAD

6-15 years boys love MOM

26-50 years boys love WIFE
.
.
.
.
.
What are you searching for??????????

oh!

but 16-25 years boys love
.
.
.
"SHUBHA"

oh ho !!!!!!!!!!!!!
naughty naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D ;) ;)

[guru_sal]

1-6years boys love DAD

6-15 years boys love MOM

26-50 years boys love WIFE
.
.
.
.
.
What are you searching for??????????

oh!

but 16-25 years boys love
.
.
.
"SHUBHA"

hey nice one shubha

[guru_sal]

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!


Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

[shubha63]

thanks guru n divu.
& guru gud 1

[guru_sal]

thanks guru n divu.
& guru gud 1
yr most welcum
and thankx again

[shubha63]

ishq ke school me halla ho gaya
ek teacher ko pappu se pyaar ho gaya
teacher pappu ke pyaar me itni hui paagal
ke saare bacche fail aur
PAPPU PASS HO GAYA

_________________________

sardarji's son: oye papaji. bahar darwaje par koi swimming pool ke liye donation maang raha hai
sardar: puttar, usko 1 gilas paani de

[guru_sal]

ishq ke school me halla ho gaya
ek teacher ko pappu se pyaar ho gaya
teacher pappu ke pyaar me itni hui paagal
ke saare bacche fail aur
PAPPU PASS HO GAYA

_________________________

sardarji's son: oye papaji. bahar darwaje par koi swimming pool ke liye donation maang raha hai
sardar: puttar, usko 1 gilas paani de
hey shubha kool one

[guru_sal]

Ultimate Filmy Prem Patr



Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,

KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self HUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE. I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA…so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and I’ll make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE. Please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI. There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS, then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don’t worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE. KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.
Yours Sincerely,
DEEWANA MASTANA.




Here is the REPLY of the letter…

Dear Deewana Mastana,
Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH KUR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you’re a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! if you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN. You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I’ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF you will feel DARR from me. You’re a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SARAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR, you sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! I cant believe you think I’ll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don’t you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM. Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He’s no KHAL NAYAK like you. And he’s my real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI. And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he’s a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.

Yours Faithfully,
GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI

[shubha63]

thanks guru n gud work

[guru_sal]

thanks guru n gud work
yr welcum
and thankxxxxx

[shubha63]

love is those special moments together.
those laughs u have together
those secrets u share
those promises made in the heart
thoser days u wait 2 meet
those million sorry's u say
those calls that seem like seconds
& u never know that hours have passed
love is those stolen smiles thinking of that someone special
those messages in the mail u just can't delete.

and now if u thought of someone while reading this,
then i don't have to say a word.

U ARE IN LOVE with him/her..........

[guru_sal]

love is those special moments together.
those laughs u have together
those secrets u share
those promises made in the heart
thoser days u wait 2 meet
those million sorry's u say
those calls that seem like seconds
& u never know that hours have passed
love is those stolen smiles thinking of that someone special
those messages in the mail u just can't delete.

and now if u thought of someone while reading this,
then i don't have to say a word.

U ARE IN LOVE with him/her..........
hey shubha too gud

[shubha63]

thanks guru

[guru_sal]

thanks guru
yr most welcum

[divyaashimix]

love is those special moments together.
those laughs u have together
those secrets u share
those promises made in the heart
thoser days u wait 2 meet
those million sorry's u say
those calls that seem like seconds
& u never know that hours have passed
love is those stolen smiles thinking of that someone special
those messages in the mail u just can't delete.

and now if u thought of someone while reading this,
then i don't have to say a word.

U ARE IN LOVE with him/her..........
hey bhaggu Shubha......simply awesum !!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[shubha63]

thanks divya

[tukz]

hey guru n shubha gud wrk

[shubha63]

thanks tukz

[divyaashimix]

hey folks...check this out !!!!!!!!!

HERE’S OUR VERY OWN FAVOURITE SONG IN ANGREZIII !!!!!!

Its too good!!!!

DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG......
NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST US
MOTHER IN LAW
NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST
MOTHER IN LAW

ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY'S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG......
DONT NOT TAKE OUT SMOKE FROM THE LIPS DONT NOT TAKE OUT SMOKE FROM THE LIPS THE WORLD IS VERY CROOKED
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY'S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE

NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST
MOTHER IN LAW
ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY'S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
YEAH YEAH
NOT CRIME
NOT CHAOS
WITHOUT SIN DIED
U CALLED ME IN THE AFTER NOON
TALKED BANGALES
MASKED HIMSELF

BURN THE SMALL STOVE 4M FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER

NOT EVEN KINFE SHAPRPNEES
NOT EVEN PLOUGH OR PLOUGHER
BITE SO THAT IT LEAVE IMPRINTS
THIS CROP ANY FARMER VILL LEAVE
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS CATO (billo)
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS
CRUEL LIKE THIS
CRUEL LIKE THIS
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS

NOT EVEN CALLED ME
NOT EVEN TOLD ME
U WOKE ME UP 4M SLEEP
I DONT KNOW 4M VER THIS FATE CAME
HE CAME NEAR BY MAKING ME EAT CARDAMOM
BURN THE COAL FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER














































dint get it ????????? hey bhaggu!!!!…its BEEDI JALAYLE JIGARSE PIYA !!!! :D :D :D :D

[guru_sal]

hey folks...check this out !!!!!!!!!

HERE’S OUR VERY OWN FAVOURITE SONG IN ANGREZIII !!!!!!

Its too good!!!!

DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG......
NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST US
MOTHER IN LAW
NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST
MOTHER IN LAW

ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY'S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG......
DONT NOT TAKE OUT SMOKE FROM THE LIPS DONT NOT TAKE OUT SMOKE FROM THE LIPS THE WORLD IS VERY CROOKED
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY'S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE

NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST
MOTHER IN LAW
ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY'S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
YEAH YEAH
NOT CRIME
NOT CHAOS
WITHOUT SIN DIED
U CALLED ME IN THE AFTER NOON
TALKED BANGALES
MASKED HIMSELF

BURN THE SMALL STOVE 4M FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER

NOT EVEN KINFE SHAPRPNEES
NOT EVEN PLOUGH OR PLOUGHER
BITE SO THAT IT LEAVE IMPRINTS
THIS CROP ANY FARMER VILL LEAVE
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS CATO (billo)
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS
CRUEL LIKE THIS
CRUEL LIKE THIS
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS

NOT EVEN CALLED ME
NOT EVEN TOLD ME
U WOKE ME UP 4M SLEEP
I DONT KNOW 4M VER THIS FATE CAME
HE CAME NEAR BY MAKING ME EAT CARDAMOM
BURN THE COAL FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER














































dint get it ????????? hey bhaggu!!!!…its BEEDI JALAYLE JIGARSE PIYA !!!! :D :D :D :D
hey divya nice one

[guru_sal]

'C' 9 rules of life ( success ki guarantee hamari )




------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----


1 - Live to relax!



2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!



3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!



4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!



5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!



6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!



7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!



8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!



9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!

[shubha63]

hey divya 2 kool n guru u too, gud work

[kool gurl]

hey divya n guru. mindblowing job guyz

[divyaashimix]

hey guyz..thanks a lot for liking my work...and guru...kool one !!!!!!! :D ;)

[guru_sal]

hey divya 2 kool n guru u too, gud work
hey thankxa lot

[guru_sal]

hey divya n guru. mindblowing job guyz
thankuuuu shweta

[guru_sal]

hey guyz..thanks a lot for liking my work...and guru...kool one !!!!!!! :D ;)
thankuu
and yr most welcum

[guru_sal]

A Poem on an Engineer



Engineer woh hain
jo aksar phasta hain

Interviews ke sawaal mey
Badi companiyon ke jaal mey
Boss aur client ke bawaal mey


Engineer woh hain
jo pak gaya hain
Meetings ki jhelai mey
Submissions ki gehraai mey

Teamwork ki chataai mey


Engineer woh hain
jo laga rehta hain
Schedule ko failane mey
Targets ko khiskaane mey
Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey


Engineer woh hain
jo lunch time mey Breakfast karta hain
Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur
Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain


Engineer woh hain
jo paagal hain
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
Cigarette ke khumaar mey
Birdwatching ke vichaar mey


Engineer woh hain
jo khoya hain
Reminders ke jawaab mey
Na milne waale hisaab mey
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mey


Engineer woh hain
jise intezaar hain
Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka
Boss ke ****ti par jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka


Engineer woh hain
jo sochta hain
Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
Kaash ishq na kiya hota....

Kaash....

[divyaashimix]

hey guru...must say...dam kwel work !!!!!!! :D

[Ashi is the best]

Hey good poem guru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love,
tanya.;)


A Poem on an Engineer



Engineer woh hain
jo aksar phasta hain

Interviews ke sawaal mey
Badi companiyon ke jaal mey
Boss aur client ke bawaal mey


Engineer woh hain
jo pak gaya hain
Meetings ki jhelai mey
Submissions ki gehraai mey

Teamwork ki chataai mey


Engineer woh hain
jo laga rehta hain
Schedule ko failane mey
Targets ko khiskaane mey
Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey


Engineer woh hain
jo lunch time mey Breakfast karta hain
Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur
Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain


Engineer woh hain
jo paagal hain
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
Cigarette ke khumaar mey
Birdwatching ke vichaar mey


Engineer woh hain
jo khoya hain
Reminders ke jawaab mey
Na milne waale hisaab mey
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mey


Engineer woh hain
jise intezaar hain
Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka
Boss ke ****ti par jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka


Engineer woh hain
jo sochta hain
Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
Kaash ishq na kiya hota....

Kaash....

[shubha63]

i asked my boss 4 his daughter's hand in marriage
he said "ur salary won't even get enuf toilet paper 4 her"
i said if she's gonna shit that much, then forget it

________________________

boy: i had gone to ur house. i don't think we can marry.....
girl: why? did u meet my father?
boy: no, i met ur sister!!..............

______________________________

6 answers given by a girl when she is proposed
1. no
2. i need some time
3. i have always seen u as a friend
4. i already have a boyfriend
5. we should concentrate on studies
6. u don't even know me properly. its just infatuation.

6 answers given by a boy when he is proposed
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6. yes

[divyaashimix]

i asked my boss 4 his daughter's hand in marriage
he said "ur salary won't even get enuf toilet paper 4 her"
i said if she's gonna shit that much, then forget it

________________________

boy: i had gone to ur house. i don't think we can marry.....
girl: why? did u meet my father?
boy: no, i met ur sister!!..............

______________________________

6 answers given by a girl when she is proposed
1. no
2. i need some time
3. i have always seen u as a friend
4. i already have a boyfriend
5. we should concentrate on studies
6. u don't even know me properly. its just infatuation.

6 answers given by a boy when he is proposed
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6. yes
hey SHUBHA...awesum one yaarrr!!!!!!!! :) ;)

[guru_sal]

thankx divu tanya
and shubha gud work

[shubha63]

thanks guru n divya

[divyaashimix]

thanks guru n divya
hey yr welcum netime re!!!!!!!!! :D :)

[guru_sal]

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

[divyaashimix]

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
hey GURU...
kool work !!!!!!!!!!!! :D :)

[tukz]

hey guru n shubha gud wrk

[shubha63]

thanks tukz n gud work guru

[tukz]

thanks tukz n gud work guru
ur mst wleucm....

[guru_sal]

hey GURU...
kool work !!!!!!!!!!!! :D :)
THANKX DIVU

[guru_sal]

hey guru n shubha gud wrk
THANKX TUKZ..........

AND THANKX SHUBHA

[divyaashimix]

THANKX DIVU
hey thats okay yarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[guru_sal]

some sms

HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES, 1ST-LOTS OF LOVE, 2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP, 3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART, OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....


I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked "What is your wish of today?"
I said "Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message"
GOD smiled and replied "GRANTED"


LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN ANGEL,
ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT,
I TOLD AN ANGEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU,
HE SAID " NO",
"BUT WHY",
He said "Angelz dont take care of Angelz"


Friendship is Like A Tree ...It is Not Measured on How tall it could be, But on how deep the roots have grown.

[divyaashimix]

some sms

HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES, 1ST-LOTS OF LOVE, 2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP, 3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART, OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....


I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked "What is your wish of today?"
I said "Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message"
GOD smiled and replied "GRANTED"


LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN ANGEL,
ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT,
I TOLD AN ANGEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU,
HE SAID " NO",
"BUT WHY",
He said "Angelz dont take care of Angelz"


Friendship is Like A Tree ...It is Not Measured on How tall it could be, But on how deep the roots have grown.


hey GURU......
kool ones.......:) :D

[guru_sal]

thankuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[guru_sal]

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.


I Don't Feel the Miles Between US... When I Think Of You...


You can win me, you can lose me but never try 2 use me

People Live, People Die. People Laugh, People Cry. Some Give Up and Some Will Try. Some Say Hi and Some Say Bye!. Others May Forget You! But Never Will i


Løvë î§ wëñ ü tåkë åwå¥ thë ƒëëlîñg thë Þ姧îøñ thë ®ømåñçë..& ü ƒîñd øüt.. ü §tîll çå®ë 4 thë Þ뮧øñ...!!

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'

[shubha63]

gud ones guru

[shubha63]

what song should u sing after coming out unsatisfied from the toilet.........?
.
.
.
.
.
juda hoke bhi.........
thu mujh mein kahin baki hai..........

[guru_sal]

thankx shubha
and u too gud job

[tukz]

gud 1ce guru

[tukz]

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
>>
>>
>>(Passing requires only 4 Correct answers)
>>
>>1) How long did the Hundred Year War last?
>>
>>2) Which country makes Panama hats?
>>
>>3) From which animal do we get catgut?
>>
>>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
>>
>>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
>>
>>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
>>
>>7) What was King George VI's first name?
>>
>>8) What color is a purple finch?
>>
>>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
>>
>>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>All done? Check your answers below!
>>
>>Scroll Down to get the Answers
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Q. How long did the Hundred Years War last? A. 116 years
>>
>>Q. Which country makes Panama hats? A. Ecuador
>>
>>Q . From which animal do we get catgut? A. Sheep and Horses
>>
>>Q. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A.
>>November
>>
>>Q. What is a camel's hair brush made of? A. Squirrel fur
>>
>>Q. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? A.
Dogs
>>
>>Q. What was King George VI's first name? A. Albert
>>
>>Q. What color is a purple finch? A. Crimson
>>
>>Q. Where are Chinese gooseberries from? A. New Zealand
>>
>>Q. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? A.
Orange,
>>of course.
>>
>>
>>What do you mean you failed?

[guru_sal]

hey tukz gud job
and thakx

[Ashi is the best]

hey tukz gud job
and thakx

Hey guru so what is going on this thread?Reply me soon.
love,
tanya.;) :) :cool: :D

[guru_sal]

hi tanya
here u can post d jokes , shayaris and all dat stuff
dis thread is for masti

[Ashi is the best]

hi tanya
here u can post d jokes , shayaris and all dat stuff
dis thread is for masti
Hey guru thanks for replying me!! I will post some jokes here but later.
love,
tanya.:D ;) :) :cool:

[guru_sal]

If CARE is a WAVE,i give u SEA.If RESPECT is a LEAF,i give u TREE.If TRUST is a PLANET,i give u GALAXY,if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE i give u MINE 4 FREE..keep smilin.


Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!


Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.


One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do You exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!

Yeah we're tight, and yeah we fight, but through all of it, there's one thing that will never change, we'll be friends forever.

Friends are like gold. Each one is rich and they all last a lifetime.
Stay with me, I'll stay with you and we'll be friends, through and through

[shubha63]

cool job guru n tukz

[guru_sal]

thankuu shubha jee

[divyaashimix]

hey bhagguuuu
now I think we should change the name of this thread from FUN N MASTI to GURU FUN and SHUBHA MASTI thread.....
gr8 going guyzzzzzz...........
fabulous work !!!!! :D :D :D :D

[guru_sal]

thankx a lot divu

[guru_sal]

Anytime You Need A Friend



If you're lonely
And need a friend
And troubles seem like
They never end,
Just remember to keep the Faith,
And Love will be there to Light the Way

Anytime you need a friend,
I will be here.
You'll never be alone again,
So don't you fear.
Even if you're miles away,
I'm by your side.
So don't you ever be lonely.
Love will make it alright.


When the shadows are closing in
And your Spirit deminishing,
Just remember you're not alone,
And Love will be there
To Guide you Home.


(Chorus)

If you just believe in me,
I will Love you endlessly.
Take my hand.
Take me into your Heart.
I'll be there forever, baby.
I won't let go.
I'll never let go.

Anytime you need a friend,
I will be here.
You'll never be alone again,
So don't you fear.
Even if your miles away,
I'm by your side.
So don't you ever be lonely.
It's alright.
It's alright.

[shubha63]

hey nice 1 guru

[shubha63]

how did an intelligent boy propose to a girl-
he took the girl along with him & at the middle of the river said
"marry me or leave my boat"

__________________________________-

KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI 2!!
Lets play?
are you ready?

Q: everybody likes you because u r a-
A. FOOL B. MONKEY
C. IDIOT D. MENTAL


U need 50:50?

ok then ur options are
B. MONKEY
D. MENTAL

Do you need AUDIENCE POLL

50%-MONKEY
50%-MENTAL

PHONE A FRIEND?


CALL ME I'LL TELL YOU................

[guru_sal]

thankx shubha
and gud job

[tukz]

hey tukz gud job
and thakx
ur mst wewlcum

[tukz]

cool job guru n tukz
thnx n gud job 2 u n guru

[shubha63]

thanks tukz n guru. u guys rock

[guru_sal]

bedard zamane ne bohat hum ko sikhaya
aik baar hasaaya to sau bar rulaaya
jo taj mahal hum ne tasavur main banaya
mitti ka ghar bhi na tha jab hosh aaya

US FALAK KE TEER KA KYA NISHANA THA
JAHAN THEE MERI MANZIL WAHIN MERA AASHIYANA THA
BAS PAHUNCH HI RAHI THI KASHTI SAAHIL PE
IS TOOFAN KO BHI ABHI HI AANA THA

chahat ka aaj phir se imtehan ho gaya
tera wazzood hi meri pehchan ho gaya
haalat-e-daur me inteha-e-majboori apni
tera aziz banker bhi tera mehmaan ho gaya

Aarzoo hee na rahi subah-e-vatan kee mujhko
Shaam-e-gurbat hai, ajab waqt suhana tera
Ye samajh kar tujhe ae maut laga rakha hai gaale
Kaam aata hai, bure waqt mein aana tera

[guru_sal]

thnx n gud job 2 u n guru
thankuu tukz

[shubha63]

teacher: 18 se 20 saal ladki kaisi hothi hai?
sardar: football ki tarah
teacher: kyu?
sardar: kyunki ek ke piche 10-11 aadmi baghte hai........

_______________

my sweetheart


my dearest


my darling


my sweetest


my jaanu



my lovely


my heartbeat



my smartest



DOG is missing

have you seen it....!!

[tukz]

guru n subha gr8 job....

[tukz]

mst welcum guru n shubha

[divyaashimix]

gr8 work buddies.....:D ;)

[shubha63]

thanks every1

[guru_sal]

thankx divu

[kool gurl]

thanks every1
hey shubha.

[guru_sal]

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.


I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...


If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".


The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..




Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

[guru_sal]

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

[shubha63]

hey. awesome work guru. its really nice

[guru_sal]

hey. awesome work guru. its really nice
thankx a lot shubha

[tukz]

hey guru gud wrk

[guru_sal]

hey guru gud wrk
thankx
tukz

[tukz]

thankx
tukz
welcum...........

[guru_sal]

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....


Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.



Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.


Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele




Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.


Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.


Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.


is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

[tukz]

gud1 guru......

[divyaashimix]

hey GURU ossum job re..and dam kool siggy yarr!!!! :p

[guru_sal]

hey GURU ossum job re..and dam kool siggy yarr!!!! :p
thankx a lot
and yrs siggy is also gr8
rokking one

[guru_sal]

thankx a lot tukz

[guru_sal]

Best Moment of Life??

Laying in bed listening rain outside
Thinking about the person u love
A long drive on a calm road
Finding money in ur old jeans just when u need it
Giggling over silly jokes
Holding hands with a friend
Getting a hug from someone who loves u
The movement ur eyes fill with tears after a big laugh

[tukz]

thankx a lot tukz
ur mst wlecum...n lst 1 is also gud......

[guru_sal]

thankx tukz

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....

Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !


oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

[guru_sal]

Laughter Ride




Teacher: make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...


Twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...


Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.


When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya


SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
MAN: Its 3:15.
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer


U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE.
It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT
In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT...
& In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.


Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!


Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai....
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do......
Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!


Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo,
Ho sake to kisis nek se karo,
Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar,
Kam se KAm Try to har Ek se Karo...!


I l I lo I lov I love I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals


Dil k dard ko zuban par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch lagate nahi.


Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.


I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?


Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.


Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya
Saath Main Teri Khushboo Laya
Tabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aaya
Mera Dost Aaj Bhi Nahin Nahaya


The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Haye La, Puncture!!!


kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain...


When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!


Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the

[divyaashimix]

hey kool one GURU !!!!!:)

[guru_sal]

thankx divu.

[tukz]

guru ur mst welcum n agn brilliant job...

[guru_sal]

guru ur mst welcum n agn brilliant job...
thankx a lot

[guru_sal]

Bhagwan se Scooter manga..
Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya


Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!


Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena.....



Bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
__________________

[shubha63]

hey gud ones guru

[guru_sal]

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !

thankx shubha

[tukz]

hey guru gud job

[guru_sal]

hey guru gud job
yr most welcum

[guru_sal]

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya


Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek msg yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari msg ki adat si ho gayi hai.



Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko msg karke pap karta hoon

[nimi]

Chand lamhe

Chand lamhe bache hain tere mere saath key
Mumkin hai ke bichar jaayen bina mulakat key.
Kahan aansuon ki ye saugaat hogi,
Naye log honge nayee baat hogi.
Main har haal me muskurata rahoonga,
Gar tumhari mohabbat mere saath hogi.
Chiragon ko mehfooz rakhna aankho main,
Badi door tak andheri raat hogi.
Musafir hoon main bhi, Musafir ho tum bhi
Phir kahin, kisi mod par mulaqat hogi


Sitaaron Mein......

Ek din jab hum is duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna ki aapko bhul jayenge,
Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekh lena,
Hum sitaron mein tumhe nazar ayenge.

[tukz]

hey guru n nimi gud job both of .....

[guru_sal]

thankx tukz

and nimi gud one

[nimi]

thanks tukz and guru

[guru_sal]

yr most welcum nimi


Mobile phone Ke ****kule



DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.
son: I START CLEANING TOILET
DAD: how does that satisfies u?
SON:i clean with ur tooth brush


Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

[tukz]

ur mst wlecum nimi n guru agn wonderful job

[nimi]

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry

Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
B est friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz! they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend : will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

[shubha63]

hey. gud ones nimi

___________________

sardar was travelling in bus
suddenly driver put brake
sardar falls on a girl
girl: badmash, kya kar rahe ho?
sardar: punjab university me final BA

_____________________

SARDAR KO USKE BIWI NE THAPPAD MARA.

Y?????????????

his wife delivered a baby.
doctor sent him an sms
" mubarak ho., aap baap ban gaye....."
sardar forwarded to all..........

____________________

[tukz]

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry

Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
B est friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz! they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend : will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies
hey nimi really a gud 1

[tukz]

hey. gud ones nimi

___________________

sardar was travelling in bus
suddenly driver put brake
sardar falls on a girl
girl: badmash, kya kar rahe ho?
sardar: punjab university me final BA

_____________________

SARDAR KO USKE BIWI NE THAPPAD MARA.

Y?????????????

his wife delivered a baby.
doctor sent him an sms
" mubarak ho., aap baap ban gaye....."
sardar forwarded to all..........

____________________
lol....gud 1s

[tukz]

A woman sees a sardar at a bar. She goes up to him and says-" My name's
Roopa... Roops to you.." . The sardar replies,-" My name is Balwinder
Singh.. Balls to you.."

[nimi]

hey tukz really sweet.

Khushnaseeb hain hum ki mile aap mujhe
Tanha zindagi ki safar mein mila saathi anmol mujhe
Gum ke badalon ne kabhi gher rakha tha mujhe
Ab badalon ko cheer ke bhi suraj deti hai roshni mujhe
Ae dost kismat mein mere iss se pehle itni khushi kabhi na thi
Aap ne saath humara deke dard ko bhulana sikha diya mujhe
Hum to rote the uski yaad mein
Dost aap ne aansuon ko peena sikha diya mujhe
Uss dhokebaaz ne to maar hi dala tha humein
Dosti ki taqat se jeena sikhaya aap ne mujhe--------------------
karni khudse kuch fariyad baki hai,
hume unse kheni kuch baat baki hai,
maut agar aaygi to keh denge ,
Rukh........................ abhi ek dost se mulakat baki hai............................

...................................

[tukz]

hey tukz really sweet.

Khushnaseeb hain hum ki mile aap mujhe
Tanha zindagi ki safar mein mila saathi anmol mujhe
Gum ke badalon ne kabhi gher rakha tha mujhe
Ab badalon ko cheer ke bhi suraj deti hai roshni mujhe
Ae dost kismat mein mere iss se pehle itni khushi kabhi na thi
Aap ne saath humara deke dard ko bhulana sikha diya mujhe
Hum to rote the uski yaad mein
Dost aap ne aansuon ko peena sikha diya mujhe
Uss dhokebaaz ne to maar hi dala tha humein
Dosti ki taqat se jeena sikhaya aap ne mujhe--------------------
karni khudse kuch fariyad baki hai,
hume unse kheni kuch baat baki hai,
maut agar aaygi to keh denge ,
Rukh........................ abhi ek dost se mulakat baki hai............................

...................................


thnx a lot.......kul 1

[tukz]

Mr. Bill Gates,


This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
.

Santa Singh

[shubha63]

hey tukz........ really funny

[tukz]

hey tukz........ really funny
thnx alot

[guru_sal]

gud work tukz

[tukz]

gud work tukz
thnx a lot.....

[guru_sal]

yr welcum tukz

[guru_sal]

Interviews



Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My com! pany is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job
hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

[guru_sal]

Hi,


So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see
the answers until you have made your answer.



OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!



1. What do you put in a toaster?



























Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
Question 2.



















2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?























Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
then proceed to question 3.



















3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
















































Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If
you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.















4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided
into West Germanyand East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in
the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in
"no man's land"?























































Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,
you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't
bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.








5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto
MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?




















































Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It
was YOU!!















Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better
than you did.




(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)

[tukz]

Interviews



Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My com! pany is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job
hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
lol gud 1......

. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT


2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.



4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.



5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.



6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.



7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol



8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.



9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.



10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan



11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan



12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda



13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan



14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt



15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol



16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace =

One sooraj Barjataya Film


**********

& the winner is .........




One S/W engineer + No work = Many forwards...........!!!!
hehehehehehe..........................

[guru_sal]

lol gud 1......

. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT


2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.



4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.



5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.



6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.



7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol



8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.



9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.



10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan



11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan



12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda



13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan



14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt



15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol



16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace =

One sooraj Barjataya Film


**********

& the winner is .........




One S/W engineer + No work = Many forwards...........!!!!
hehehehehehe..........................
gud one tukz

[guru_sal]

if One Day...


If one day you feel like crying...
Call me.
I don't promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you.
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/e04515de5f.jpg

If one day you want to run away--
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/9c7b2fa5a7.jpg



If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/3.gif






But if one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you..

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/thheart_11.gif

[divyaashimix]

hey GURU......
kool one.........:D

[guru_sal]

hey GURU......
kool one.........:D
thankx divu

[guru_sal]

Jo Rishtey Dil se jurte hain inhain tora nahi karte
Kisi ka saath Raste mai kabhi chora nahi karte

Kahin is se Tumhare haath hi zakhmi na ho jayein
Jo Toote Aaina to phir ise jora nahi karte

Koi Toofan Teri Kishti ko Garq-e-Aab na karde
Kabhi Biphri hoi Mojon ka Rookh mora nahi karte

Tijarat ke usulon per Mohabbat ki nahi jati
Mohabbat mai kabhi Jazbaat ka Souda nahi karte

Sitam karna Mohabbat per, yeh hai Adat zamane ki
Zamane ke sitam per Hum yeh Dil tora nahi karte

Mohabbat ke usulon mai, yehi pehla usool apna
Ke Hum apni Mohabbat ko kabhi Ruswa nahi karte

Jis se Mohabbat karte ho us se Jhoot na bolo
Mohabbat mai kabi Khayanat kia nahi karte

[nimi]

Ohh Guru Really Good One .

[guru_sal]

thankx a lot

[amit@bitspilani]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.

-- Alan , age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.

-- Camille , age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.

- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should! marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

[amit@bitspilani]

commentry by navjot singh siddu...

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with
it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that
of an incoming train which will run them over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway
sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West
Indies at Barbados. Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the
rope.

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they
hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but
cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend
that the Kiwi is the
only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11.The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the
sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

18. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

19. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

20. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the
same reason.

[guru_sal]

commentry by navjot singh siddu...

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with
it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that
of an incoming train which will run them over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway
sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West
Indies at Barbados. Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the
rope.

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they
hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but
cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend
that the Kiwi is the
only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11.The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the
sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

18. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

19. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

20. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the
same reason.
gud one bro

[guru_sal]

SANTA n BANTA mania continues

SANTA declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .






SANTA talking on cell.

BANTA: kis se baat kar raho ho.

SANTA: biwi se.....

BANTA: itne... pyar se....?

SANTA: tumhari hai. . .




A donkey kicked SANTA & ran away

SANTA ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &

said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.




SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.



1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.



2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.



3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.



4.Threat:When I am on tour






SANTA: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.




On Jeeto's bday

SANTA had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank

manager.




teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara



Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi

gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....




Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..




SANTA wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.




Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital

ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........

SANTA: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.




SANTA aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

SANTA: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam

jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....



SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saabâ?o

SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.




One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this

village?

SANTA: no sir, only small Babies!!!





Teacher: A for?

SANTA: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

SANTA: Jay mata di.





American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

SANTA says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"





When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks SANTAji, how far is LAND?

SANTA: 2kms....

Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?

SANTA: DOWNWARDS.




SANTA orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

SANTA: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge



Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya




Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai

jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.





Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

When a person asked what he was doing?

He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.





SANTA n BANTA were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

SANTA: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

SANTA: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both

copied.




SANTA: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

BANTA: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent

my wife with him.

[guru_sal]

Rhyming Couplets



A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
Here are some of the entries they received.


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

[guru_sal]

Ten things God won't ask


1 ...God won't ask what kind of car you drove;
He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2...God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3...God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4...God won't ask what your highest salary was,
He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5...God won't ask what your job title was,
He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6...God won't ask how many friends you had,
He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7... God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8...God won't ask about the color of your skin,
He'll ask about the content of your character.

9... God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10...God won't ask how many people you forwarded this to,
He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.


Read Carefully

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God

[guru_sal]
















Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion........




Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.






Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..





Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....





Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM





Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?


Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!






Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!





When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!




Whats the height of Intelligence?

Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

[shubha63]

micky & donald had a fight.
donald banged micky on the wall.
soon after that micky was found writing Ramayana.
why??
because micky had become

"wallmickey"

__________________

dada: puttar andar se mere daant le aana!!
pota: par dadaji abhi roti bani nahi hai!
dada: oh nahi puttar. roti nahi khaani, saamne wali buddi ko smile deni hai:)

[animateash]

gud oens shubha..

[tukz]
















Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion........




Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.






Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..





Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....





Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM





Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?


Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!






Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!





When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!




Whats the height of Intelligence?

Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
hey guru n shubha awsome ones!!!!!!

[shubha63]

thanks tukz & ash

[divyaashimix]

hey SHUBHA...
really kool work and I just loved yr siggy man.....:D

[guru_sal]

hey guru n shubha awsome ones!!!!!!
thankxa lot tukz

[guru_sal]

hey shubha gud ones

[shubha63]

thanks guru n divya

[guru_sal]

[QUOTE=shubha63]thanks guru n divya[/QUOTE
yr welcum n nice avatar

[tukz]

ur mst wlecum guru n shubha

[guru_sal]

Bohat Hi Yaad Aata Hai Mere Dil Ko Tarpaata Hai

Woh Tera Paas Na Hona Bohat Mujh Ko Rulaata Hai




Woh Mera Teri *Aankhon* Ke Samandar Main Uttar Jaana

Aur Teri Muskurahat Ke Bhanwar Main Doobte Jaana


Teri Awaaz Ke Saher Se Na Nikal Paana

Tujh Ko Dekhna Aur Be-Khudi Se Dekhte Jaana

Bohat Chaha In Guzre Hue Lamhon Ko Na Sochoon

Na Teri Yaad Main Reh Ke Tere Saath Ka Sochoon


Bhoola Doon Saari Yaadon Ko Ke Jin Se Dil Tarapta Hai

Ke Jin Se Tais Utth Ti Hai Ke Jin Se Dard Hota Hai


Magar Jab Raat Aati Hai To Teri Yaad Aati Hai

Tere Hi Khuwaab Hote Hain Teri Hi Baat Hoti Hai


To Tay Paaya Ab Mumkin Nahi Tujh Ko Bhoola Dena

Teri Yaad Main Rehna Tujhe Hi Sochte Rehna


Tujhe Jab Yaad Karte Hain To Dil Apna Tarapta Hai

Woh Tera Paas Na Hona Bohat Mehsoos Hota Hai

[shubha63]

hey nice job guru.

________________


a-z about friend

a friend is one who
accepts u
believes u
commands u
disturbs u
encourages u
forgives u
gives u
helps u
invites u
justify u
keeps close 2 u
loves u
motivates u
never hurts u
offers u
prays 4 u
questions u
risks 4 u
surprises u
teach u
understands u
values u
walks with u
x-plains u
yells at u
zaps u

[animateash]

ggud oens every1111

[guru_sal]

ggud oens every1111
thankx a lot

[style_ashitia]

hey guru nice ones..........

[guru_sal]

hey guru nice ones..........
thankx alot

[guru_sal]

1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats
lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference






2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole
to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..






3) Are u a high scoring student?


Bored of gettin gud marks?

join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks...
ab sach mein posible!






4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my
novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist






5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.






6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,
the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".






7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge, Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen‘ge.
Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame, Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen‘ge!






8) Ultimate thought:
if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?



SPICE ! ;)






9) What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!






10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person
who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

[style_ashitia]

hey guru u really find nice stuff man..............

[tukz]

1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats
lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference






2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole
to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..






3) Are u a high scoring student?


Bored of gettin gud marks?

join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks...
ab sach mein posible!






4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my
novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist






5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.






6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,
the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".






7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge, Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen‘ge.
Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame, Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen‘ge!






8) Ultimate thought:
if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?



SPICE ! ;)






9) What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!






10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person
who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
hey guru gud 1se

[guru_sal]

hey guru u really find nice stuff man..............
thankxxxxxxxxxxx

[guru_sal]

hey guru gud 1se
thankuuuuuuu

[tukz]

thankuuuuuuu
welcum........

[guru_sal]

Math's Teacher: If you have 12 choclates and you

Give 5 to Priya,
3 to Anita and
4 to Kavitha
Then what will u get????




Student: 3 New
Girlfriends Mam!!!
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/44444444444444444444.jpg

[guru_sal]

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion........




Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.





Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..






Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....





Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM





Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?


Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!





Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!





When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!




Whats the height of Intelligence?

Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
__________________

[shubha63]

nice ones guru

[guru_sal]

nice ones guru
thankx a lot

[nimi]

hey guru gud ones

[guru_sal]

hey guru gud ones
thankuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nimi

[animateash]

gdu oenss.........

[guru_sal]

thankx a lot ash

[tukz]

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion........




Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.





Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..






Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....





Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM





Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?


Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!





Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!





When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!




Whats the height of Intelligence?

Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
__________________
aweose wrk guru....

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


********



OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


********

SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


********

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


********

HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


********

LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


********

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


********

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


********

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


********


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

[guru_sal]

Yr Most Welcum
And Its Too Gud Tukz

[guru_sal]

Apne Honton Se Lagana Chahta Houn
Tere Dil Main Samana Chahta Houn

Tumhe Apne Piyar Main Rang Kar
Apna Ghar Basana Chahta Houn

Mai Tumse Pyar Kartha Hu
Han Mai Tumhe Yeh Jatana Chahta Houn

Tumhare Aanchal Se Apna Aanchal Bandh Kar
Tumhe Mai Apna Banana Chahtha Houn

Tere Daman Par Apna Ser Rakh Kar
Mai Khud Ko Bhool Jana Chahta Houn

Tera Pyar Is "jaan" k Liye Hai Ya Nahi?
Aaj Mai Yeh Aazmana Chahtha Houn

Yeh Hai Mere Dil K Kuch Armaan
Jo Mai Is Zindagi Se Chahta Houn

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/branch2.gif

[shubha63]

nice work tukz n guru

[guru_sal]

thankx shubha

[shubha63]

To find your love attitude number, add your birth month and your birth date together. Keep reducing it until it's a single digit.

Example:
January 28
1+28 == 29
2+9 == 11
1+1 == 2;
your love attitude number is 2.


Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If your number is:

ONE....
You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...but those who can't handle your power aren't your types anyway. At times
you can be possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... and knock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either.

TWO....
Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild manner allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you – especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is gentle, affectionate, one who is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites, too.

THREE......
You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You're so charming that you attract many friends and you are almost never lacking guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self-conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend.Jealousy shows its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by it unless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you prefer the athletic or artistic types. You're in absolute heaven when you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you're looking for love, a guy/gal who can make you laugh scores points, big time!

FOUR....
You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You're one of the most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life. You may sometimes hang on too long to a guy/gal who doesn't give you the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a show-off or a teacher's pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too, but that's not a major consideration for you.

FIVE.......
Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You're creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to pay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new and different things and easily go along with the crowd and the
consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have great bodies and good looks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.

SIX............
You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful nature attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you and usually some of the nicest guys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who your parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous treak... but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are prone to making harsh judgments of others, especially when others don't share your set of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking, boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.

SEVEN........
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluring to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; a loner easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning, he/she is especially perfect for you.

EIGHT.......
Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals. You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You like quality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.

NINE........
You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Your responsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You will carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be a good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be
argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone run for cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.......

[sanya_sweety]

Apne Honton Se Lagana Chahta Houn
Tere Dil Main Samana Chahta Houn

Tumhe Apne Piyar Main Rang Kar
Apna Ghar Basana Chahta Houn

Mai Tumse Pyar Kartha Hu
Han Mai Tumhe Yeh Jatana Chahta Houn

Tumhare Aanchal Se Apna Aanchal Bandh Kar
Tumhe Mai Apna Banana Chahtha Houn

Tere Daman Par Apna Ser Rakh Kar
Mai Khud Ko Bhool Jana Chahta Houn

Tera Pyar Is "jaan" k Liye Hai Ya Nahi?
Aaj Mai Yeh Aazmana Chahtha Houn

Yeh Hai Mere Dil K Kuch Armaan
Jo Mai Is Zindagi Se Chahta Houn

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/branch2.gif


nice one...

[divyaashimix]

hey SHUBHA..
kool one dearest...:p :D

[nimi]

hey shubha gud ones keep it uppp

[guru_sal]

thankx sanya and gud work shubha

[divyaashimix]

hey Shubha....I'm waiting for your next rokking post dearest...:D ;)

[tukz]

hey shubha god wrk

[guru_sal]

COOL DEFINITIONS

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.

[shubha63]

thanks everyone n gud job guru

[animateash]

all fo u gud work...........

[tukz]

hey guru gud wrk

[guru_sal]

thankx shubha ash n tukz

[guru_sal]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/22227z.jpg

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/4662z.jpg

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/22576z.jpg

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/88317ba870.jpg

[tukz]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/22227z.jpg

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/4662z.jpg

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/22576z.jpg

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/guru_saluja/88317ba870.jpg
i luvd d pics....dey superb...thnx alot guru

[shubha63]

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. if two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly “Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

[guru_sal]

yr most welcum tukz
and again shubha gud work

[tukz]

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. if two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly “Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
superb guru...........really luvd dis 1

[guru_sal]

hey tukz its by me
shubha ne ki hai post

[guru_sal]

The Nature Of A Friend


The nature of a friend is to:
.....Be there for you
.....Cheer you up, when you're blue
.....Listen to all your woes
.....Help you out with your foes
.....Encourage you to succeed
.....Know when you are in need
.....Remember you on special days
.....Help you out in so many ways
.....Tell you how things really are
.....Remember you from afar
.....Give you what support they can
.....Be your true and loyal fan
.....Love you in good times or bad
.....Build you up when you're sad
.....Help you when you've done it wrong
.....Remind you that you do belong
.....Give you a pat on the back
.....Tell you when you've got the knack
.....Hug you just to console
.....Remind you that you have a goal
.....Celebrate your victories
.....Pick you up from your knees
.....Hurt with you when you're down

And.....

.....Try to wipe away your frown

[shubha63]

cool one guru

[guru_sal]

thankx shubha

[tukz]

hey tukz its by me
shubha ne ki hai post
u relly is a genious

[guru_sal]

ru online on yahhoo

[tukz]

ru online on yahhoo
no not now but am goin noline

[guru_sal]

no not now but am goin noline
ok ab pad rahah hoon
its late now

[tukz]

ok ab pad rahah hoon
its late now
lol..............

[animateash]

moderators note:

no chit chatting in dis thread plzz....dder is seperate thread for it.....i had ritten dis in d rules also....plzzzz its a request...

remix forum mod:
ash

[guru_sal]

Kuch door hamare saath chalo
Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge
Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se
Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge

Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge
Har baat hamari maanein ge
Jo jaley na hon khudh ulfat mein
Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge

Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi
Ehsaas ki manzil paye gi
Khamosh rahein ge aur tumhein
Hum apni kahani kehdein ge

Is dil mein zara tum baitho to
Kuch haal hamara poocho to
Hum sada dil hain "Ashk" mager
Har baat poorani kehdein ge

[guru_sal]

~~F.U.N.N.Y~ ~, ..shayarii..


EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..



Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de



Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.



HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..



Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai



Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

[nimi]

some love lines to some one special who you love them
when u read this if some one is coming in ur mind than ur are in love people
GO AND SAY TO THEM FOR BEING TOO LATE HUMMM Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.

Where love rules, there is no will to power; where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

Love feels no burden, regards not labors, strives toward more than it attains, argues not of impossibility, since it believes that it may and can do all things. Therefore it avails for all things, and fulfils and accomplishes much where one not a lover falls and lies helpless

[divyaashimix]

well said NIMI............:D :D

[divyaashimix]

HEY GURU !!!!!!!!!!!!
KOOL WORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

[nimi]

well said NIMI............:D :D


SHUKRIYA SWEETYYY

[tukz]

my god guru n nimi u r mind blowin.....

[shubha63]

gud work guru n nini

____________________
A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA ) was explaining marketing concepts to the students:-
1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,
you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her a ride back home and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations

5 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" -
That's Brand Recognition

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say anything,
another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him -
That's competition eating into your market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!",
your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets

[tukz]

gud work guru n nini

____________________
A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA ) was explaining marketing concepts to the students:-
1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,
you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her a ride back home and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations

5 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" -
That's Brand Recognition

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say anything,
another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him -
That's competition eating into your market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!",
your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets
bingo...kul shubha

[shubha63]

thanks tukz.

___________________

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"



WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........." HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

[nimi]

gud work guru n nini

____________________
A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA ) was explaining marketing concepts to the students:-
1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,
you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her a ride back home and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations

5 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" -
That's Brand Recognition

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say anything,
another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him -
That's competition eating into your market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!",
your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets

hey super dopper cool
it is really very gud
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"



WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........." HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


hey this one i also superb it is rreally gud onesss keeep it uuupppp

[tukz]

thanks tukz.

___________________

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"



WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........." HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
ur mst wlecum n agn MIND BLASTING

[shubha63]

thanks tukz n nimi1

_________________________________

First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor
gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"
Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question
blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if
the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely, " said the professor. "In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile and say "hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American
woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car had
broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally
unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and
put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached.

It read:
"Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway
the other night. The rain drenched not only my
clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside just before he passed away... God
bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving
others."

Sincerely,
Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those
who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in
front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
studied the coins in it.

"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the
waitress was growing impatient.

"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away The boy finished the ice
cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
were two nickels and five pennies..

You see, he couldn' t have the sundae, because he had
to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping! the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the road. After much pushing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been.. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve
our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a
hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who
was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only
chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness. The doctor explained the situation to her
little brother, and asked the little boy if he would
be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will
save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in
bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his
face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her.


________________________

[divyaashimix]

hey bhaggu SHUBHA...
where do you get all this from yarrrrr??????????
its extra kool...and extra rokking !!!!!!!:D :)

[tukz]

hey super dopper cool
it is really very gud
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"



WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........." HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


hey this one i also superb it is rreally gud onesss keeep it uuupppp
brilliant wrk nimi n shubha

[shubha63]

thanks tukz n divya

_____________________

Horoscope Test



If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good

Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating !!

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7... Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?


When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)

Answers

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
* < BR>*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive. Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love to give in friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last long and the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose..... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose: Sydney : You like adventure. Brisbane : You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people