Fun 'n' Masti!!!!

[neeraja05]

dekh tanu... tu jail main mil... garden main mil.. ya phir tabele main ( due respect to my "bhains")... with ranny its like always meeting in jail... lolzzzzzzzzz... tanu i can see ur face going red... aur gaaliyon se to mujhe zakham ho rahe hai...lolzzz... chal i stop this topic.... bahut kheecha ranny ka...

waise... i don hate him re... he is a nice person.. i like him for his sincerity and purity of heart...

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!???:mad: :mad:
pratham,yahan pe ranveer fans ki kami nahi hai,so just take care okie::p

[animateash]

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!???:mad: :mad:
pratham,yahan pe ranveer fans ki kami nahi hai,so just take care okie::p


yes pratham ranveer fans kitne ssare hai....maine pehle bhi bola tha ke now nm against ranveer n yes now nm against pratham also okie.....so plzz....

luv ash

[animateash]

i know mny of dem have raed dis...but i liked it so thot of postin it
\



New style of writing a love letter :
>
> My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying
> Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First
> love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best)
> and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA
> (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL
> (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner
> but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ
> CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but
> don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of
> our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).
>
>
> If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make
> Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage)
> but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage
> SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be
> WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers) Trust in God
> who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we
> are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI (we are
> listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK
> (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX
> (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!
>
> I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).
>
> LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!

[angelfromhell21]

sush was going arond with Vikram Bhatt Initially...
accha phir theek hai. i thought u liked ameesha :eek:

[swtsagi]

gud one....aashni...

[tana]

dekh tanu... tu jail main mil... garden main mil.. ya phir tabele main ( due respect to my "bhains")... with ranny its like always meeting in jail... lolzzzzzzzzz... tanu i can see ur face going red... aur gaaliyon se to mujhe zakham ho rahe hai...lolzzz... chal i stop this topic.... bahut kheecha ranny ka...

waise... i don hate him re... he is a nice person.. i like him for his sincerity and purity of heart...



gud.........i like d last lines.......:D

[tana]

hey guys i completeed 400 posts........yippeeee.............yeh meri zindagi ka sabse achcha pal hai............heehee:D

[angelfromhell21]

hey guys i completeed 400 posts........yippeeee.............yeh meri zindagi ka sabse achcha pal hai............heehee:D
congrats!!!!!

[animateash]

gud one....aashni...


thanx


luv ash

[animateash]

hey guys i completeed 400 posts........yippeeee.............yeh meri zindagi ka sabse achcha pal hai............heehee:D


hey tana congo.........

luv ash

[animateash]

dekh tanu... tu jail main mil... garden main mil.. ya phir tabele main ( due respect to my "bhains")... with ranny its like always meeting in jail... lolzzzzzzzzz... tanu i can see ur face going red... aur gaaliyon se to mujhe zakham ho rahe hai...lolzzz... chal i stop this topic.... bahut kheecha ranny ka...

waise... i don hate him re... he is a nice person.. i like him for his sincerity and purity of heart...


yes pratham like tana even i liked the last line ........finally u accepted dat he is a nice person.....n u dont hate him...:D :p

luv
ash

[neeraja05]

hey guys i completeed 400 posts........yippeeee.............yeh meri zindagi ka sabse achcha pal hai............heehee:D

congrats sweety

[pratham]

kisine majburee ka naam gandhiji hota hai yeah suna hai ki nahi...

yaha aaplogo ki gaaliya sunne se accha hai main bol du... ranveer accha hai...

lolzzz.

[animateash]

kisine majburee ka naam gandhiji hota hai yeah suna hai ki nahi...

yaha aaplogo ki gaaliya sunne se accha hai main bol du... ranveer accha hai...

lolzzz.


arey ab kaun galiya de raha hai......i said b4 also nah nm against ranveer n also nm against pratham now.......but gud for u aakhir man liya ranveer accha hai....:D :p :D :p

luv ash

[pratham]

oye aashni... gud for u ka kya matlab... darta nahi huun main kisise.. ranveer accha hai na... lekin isliye kyunki tia uske saath hai... lolzzz... aur main kaha na... majburee ka naam gandhiji hota hai...

aur darane ki kohish mat karo.. tanu bhaee ko bol dega...:D

[animateash]

oye aashni... gud for u ka kya matlab... darta nahi huun main kisise.. ranveer accha hai na... lekin isliye kyunki tia uske saath hai... lolzzz... aur main kaha na... majburee ka naam gandhiji hota hai...

aur darane ki kohish mat karo.. tanu bhaee ko bol dega...:D


hey pratham i can see ur face gettin red....n ver did i say ke tu darta hai.....i know u r a brave boy.......n u will always b a brave boy......okiee......n i said gud for u becoz ab tume kisiki galiya toh nahi milegi....:D

but i know u r brave boy

luv ash

[neeraja05]

oye aashni... gud for u ka kya matlab... darta nahi huun main kisise.. ranveer accha hai na... lekin isliye kyunki tia uske saath hai... lolzzz... aur main kaha na... majburee ka naam gandhiji hota hai...

aur darane ki kohish mat karo.. tanu bhaee ko bol dega...:D

lol tan kya karegi?? woh bhi hamari side hai..shes nuts when it comes to ranveer:p

[animateash]

A TEST OF YOUR MORALITY AND ETHICS
>> >>
>> >> With all your honor and dignity -what would you do?
>> >> This test only has one question, but it's a very important
>>one.
>> >>Please don't answer it without giving it some serious
>>thinking...
>> >>By
>> >>giving an honest answer
>> >>you will be able to test where you stand morally.
>> >>
>> >> The test features an unlikely, completely fictional

>>situation,
>> >>where you
>> >>will have to make a
>> >>decision one way or the other.
>> >>
>> >> Remember that your answer needs to be honest, but yet
>>
>> >>spontaneous.
>> >>
>> >> Please scroll down s l o w ly -this is important for the test
>>to
>> >>work
>> >>correctly.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> You're in Florida...
>> >>
>> >>In Miami, to be exact...
>> >>
>> >>There is a huge chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane
>> >>and all
>> >>the floodings...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> There
are huge masses of water all over you....
>> >>
>> >>You are a CNN photographer....
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>...and you are in the middle of this great disaster .....
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>The situation is nearly hopeless.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> You're trying to shoot very impressive photos...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>There are houses and
>>people floating around you, disappearing into
>> >>the
>> >>water......
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>Nature is showing all its destroying power...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>>
>>
>> >>.... and is ripping everything away with it...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by
>>the
>> >>masses
>> >>of water and mud...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>You move closer...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Somehow the man looks familiar .
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Suddenly you know who it is -it's George W. Bush!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>At the same time you notice that the
raging
>>waters are about to
>> >>take him
>> >>away, forever...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best
>> >>photo of
>> >>your life.
>> >>So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a
>> >>Pulitzer
>> >>prize winning
>> >>photo...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> A photo displaying the death of a globally known man...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> And here's the question (Please, think carefully and give an
>> >>honest
>> >>answer)
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >>
!!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >>
>>!!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >> !!!!!!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Will you make the photo black and
white, or color?

[animateash]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an
>> >>>>>>American.
>> >>>>>>She asks her students to raise their hands if they were
>> >>>>>>American too.
>> >>>>>>Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher,
>> >>>>>>their
>> >>>>>>hands
>> >>>>>>explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
>> >>>>>>There is, however, one exception.
>> >>>>>>A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
>> >>>>>>The teacher asks her why she
has decided to be different.
>> >>>>>>"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
>> >>>>>>"Then", asks the teacher, "What are
>>you?"
>> >>>>>>"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
>> >>>>>>The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly
>>red.
>> >>>>>>She asks
>> >>>>>>Gita
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>why she is an Indian.
>> >>>>>>"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."
>> >>>>>>The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says
>>loudly
>> >>>>>>"if your
>> >>>>>>mom
>>
>>>>>>was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be
>> >>>>>>then?"
>> >>>>>>A pause, and a smile.
>> >>>>>>"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."

[neeraja05]

hehehe cool one ash..pehle wale ka answer ka kya??

[pratham]

i hope tanu is like ashi... dost pehale T.V characters baad main...

and kya yaar... koi to mere side main aao... main akela hi bolta huun.. aur sab mere against... not fair..:p :D ;) ;)

[tana]

lol tan kya karegi?? woh bhi hamari side hai..shes nuts when it comes to ranveer:p



i know rite bola............sorry pratham ko tana bhai ka support nahin milega is cheez mein.................so beware

[neeraja05]

ranveer ko akela chhod de,sab tere side aa jaayenge;)
what say??:p

[tana]

ranveer ko akela chhod de,sab tere side aa jaayenge;)
what say??:p



hey hey correct!!!!!!!!!:D

[pratham]

main bhi to wahi chahata.huu... chalo chod do use akela..lolzzz...

chalo.. i wont criticise him... but then don force me to like him also.. respect my opinion... but i wont criticise him ... is it fine...

[neeraja05]

main bhi to wahi chahata.huu... chalo chod do use akela..lolzzz...

chalo.. i wont criticise him... but then don force me to like him also.. respect my opinion... but i wont criticise him ... is it fine...


Deal..u leave him alone, n we leave u alone:D ..kyun tan?? kya bolti tu?

[tana]

main bhi to wahi chahata.huu... chalo chod do use akela..lolzzz...

chalo.. i wont criticise him... but then don force me to like him also.. respect my opinion... but i wont criticise him ... is it fine...

uska naam tumhare muh se bhi mat nikalna.........................:D

[pratham]

uska naam to waise bhi nahi nikalta... so thts not a problem...

lekin yaar mujhe akela mat chodo.. phir meri poems ko kaun bardaasht karega...:( :( :(

[neeraja05]

Dont worry,ur poems will be tolerated..we dont mind that
we're only at war on certain sensitive matters like ranveer:D ;)

[animateash]

lol tan kya karegi?? woh bhi hamari side hai..shes nuts when it comes to ranveer:p


i agree wth u neeru.....v all get nuts wen it cums 2 ranveer..:p

luv ash

[animateash]

hehehe cool one ash..pehle wale ka answer ka kya??


hey neeru didnt hget frm last line.....just check the last line n den tell me...if den u wont get i will tell u the answer...

luv ash

[animateash]

Deal..u leave him alone, n we leave u alone:D ..kyun tan?? kya bolti tu?


yes even i thnk dis is a fair dealll....gud neeru u got a way...i tried dis way b4 but kucjh nahi hua.....neways fianlly all is settled...

luv ash

[animateash]

uska naam to waise bhi nahi nikalta... so thts not a problem...

lekin yaar mujhe akela mat chodo.. phir meri poems ko kaun bardaasht karega...:( :( :(


hey even i agree wth neeru...dont wry all r der 2 praise ur poem.....he he he he he he......seriously dont wry...v all r der 2 bear ur poemss:D

luv ash

[angelfromhell21]

oye aashni... gud for u ka kya matlab... darta nahi huun main kisise.. ranveer accha hai na... lekin isliye kyunki tia uske saath hai... lolzzz... aur main kaha na... majburee ka naam gandhiji hota hai...

aur darane ki kohish mat karo.. tanu bhaee ko bol dega...:D
tanu behen ko tu jo bhi bolega vo sirf teri dhulai karegi.....sirf teri.
aur agar ranveer ke agnst bole ga to phir tera support koi nahi karega!!! samjha! ranveer ke baare mein achcha achcha bol phir hum sab tera support kareinge!!

[anandavanish]

tanu behen ko tu jo bhi bolega vo sirf teri dhulai karegi.....sirf teri.
aur agar ranveer ke agnst bole ga to phir tera support koi nahi karega!!! samjha! ranveer ke baare mein achcha achcha bol phir hum sab tera support kareinge!!
my help is offered against ranveer.pratham take it whenever you need it.and you too princess tia.:cool: :cool:

[animateash]

tanu behen ko tu jo bhi bolega vo sirf teri dhulai karegi.....sirf teri.
aur agar ranveer ke agnst bole ga to phir tera support koi nahi karega!!! samjha! ranveer ke baare mein achcha achcha bol phir hum sab tera support kareinge!!


hey garima dont wry....all is setled now....he wont eevn take ranveer`s name......:)

luv ash

[animateash]

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

-she called me to get my phone number.
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-she tried to drown a fish.
-she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
-she tripped over a cordless phone.
-she studied for a blood test.
-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved.
-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
-when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

luv ash

[animateash]

Kabhi hasata hai pal,kabhi rulata hai pal,har pal ki
yaad dilata hai ye pal,chaho ya na chaho par aapke
hone ka ehsaas dilata hai ye pal..

**********

Teri judai bhi hamein pyar karti hai, teri yaad bahot
bekrar karti hai, vo din jo tere sath guzare the,
talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.

**********

Har aahat ehsas hamara dilayegi, har hawa khushbu
hamari layegi, hum dosti aisi nibhayenge ki, na
chahate huye bhi aapko yaad hamari ayegi.

**********

Aaj se sabhi rah asan ho gaye, do jism aab to ek jaan
ho gaye, Jabse woh is dil ke mehman ho gaye, Is dil
ke poore sare arman ho gaye...

**********

Unhe adat hai jakhm dene ki apni to fidrat hai gam
chupane ki adat si ho gai aasu pi jane ki kya hasi
saja di hai tumse dil lagane ki.

**********

Phulon ki mahek ko churaya nahi jata,Suraj ki kirno ko
chhupaya nahi jata.kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,aap
jaise, dost ko bhulaya nahi jata

**********

tuta hua sheesha phir jora nahi jata,
ankh se nikla hua aansoo phir wapis nahi aata.
tum to keh ke bhool chuke ho sab kuch,
lekin humse wo pal bhulaya nahi jata

**********

Kya kahen ki kuch kaha nahin jaata, Dard meetha hai
par saha nahin jaata, Dosti hogayi hai is Qadar aapse
ki, bina sms kiye aapko raha nahin jaata.

**********

Har shaks ko diwana bna deta hai ishq
mili yar se ik nazar fasana bna deta hai ishq
dil k mariz ho to kr lo mohabbat
har dil ko dhadakna sikha deta hai ishq.

**********

Gam is kadar mila ki ghabra ke pi gaye, khushi thodisi
mili to milaa ke pi gaye,yun to na thi janam se pine
ki adat,Sharab ko tanha dekha to taras kha ke pigaye

**********

[animateash]

A salesman is driving around in Indiana and he sees a big sign in
front of
a house on country roads.

"For Sale a dog that talks". He stops, rings the bell and the owner
tells
him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a
Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your life story?" he inquired further.

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my
gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years
running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport
to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters
and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
batch of
medals."

"I then got married to a beautiful bitch and fathered a vast mass of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The salesman is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants
for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so
cheap?"

"Because he's a damn liar. That son of a bitch never did any of stuff
he
says he did."

[animateash]

If Tomorrow Never Comes"

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

So tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comes

[animateash]

Zindagi me aapki ahmiyat ko bata nahi sakte,dil me aapki jagah hum
dikha nahi sakte,kuch rishte anmol hote he,ye hum aapko samjha nahi
sakte


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2) Tum to kehti thi main ayungi har gali har darwaze ke peeche. Phir
kyo nahi aaye mere janaje ke peeche.Is per ladki boli: ha main kehti thi
main aayungi har g
ali har darwaze ke peeche per tum hi ne mud kar nahi dekha ek aur
janaja tha tere janaje ke peeche.


****************************************


3) Log puchte hai meri mohaba ke bare mai,
Main apni kahani kyon kahun,
Kahaniya toh bangegi meri maut ke baad,
Main apni jubani kyon kahun..


****************************************


4) Zarurat hi nahi alfaaz ki, dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas
hote to manzar hi kya hota, door se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans
ki.


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5) AKSAR jab hum aapko yaad karte hai,apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte
hai,umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko,kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar
karte hai.


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6) Teri khushi se hi nahi,gum se bhi rista hai mera,yeh jo teri zindgi
hai vo ek hissa hai mera,e dost tujhse labjon ka nahi RUH ka bhi rishta
hai mera....!!


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7) Nazar milake,humse nazar chura mat lena,dost bana ke humko dusman
bana mat dena,mana ki hum dur hai aapse,isi baat ko bahana banakar hum ko
bhula mat dena?


****************************************


8) Mohabbat har insaan ko azmaati hai,kisi se rooth jati hai or kisipe
muskarati hai,mohabat khel hi aisa hai, kisika kuch nahi jata or kisiki
jaan chali jati h
ai.


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9) Zindagi kuch is tarah basar hoti,
Har khushi mera humsafar hota,
TUM mere safar ki manzil ho,
KAASH TUMKO bhi yeh khabar hoti....


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10) Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuchh keh jati hai,tadpne kliye sirf yade
reh jati hai,kya farak padhta hai dil ho ya koyla, jalne k baad sirf
rakh hi reh jati hai

Ho Chuki Raat Bahut Ab So Bhi Jaiye...
Jo Hai Dil Ke Karib Uske Khyalo Me Kho Bhi Jaiye...
Kar Raha Hoga Koi Intezar Aapka,
Khwabon Me Sahi Mil To Aaiye.



****************************************


2) Sari umar apko pyar mile,Jo dil me hai wo hzar bar mile,Bichad jate
hai milne k bad b kuch log, Janam-2 na bichde aisa apko pyar mile...


****************************************



3) Mila ke nazar,nazar loot lenge,yeh bewafa jalwe jigar loot
lenge,hasino pe hargiz bharosa mat karna dost,maa kasam ghar ke ghar loot lenge.



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4) Jo palpal chalti rahi woh hai Zindagi,jo harpal jalti rahe woh hai
Roshni,jo palpal khilti rahe woh Mohobbat, jo kisipal saath na chode woh
hai Dosti.



****************************************


5) Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain



****************************************


6) Ehsas tab hoga jab chod ke jayenge, royega bahut magr aasu nai
ayenge, jab sath na de koi to awaz hume dena, asma pe b honge to sath dene
aa jaenge.



****************************************


7) Hum phir bewafa se rishta bana baithe, phir unki saadgi se dhoka kha
baithe, pathron se hai taalukaat apna, phir bhi sheeshe ka ghar bana
baithe..



****************************************


8) Dil ke jhakhmo ko unse chupana pada, palke bhigi thi par muskurana
pada, kaise ulte hain mohabbat ke ye riwaz, Roothna chahte the par unko
manana pada.



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9) Na tasveer hai aapki jo deedar kiya jaye, na aap pass ho jo pyar
kiya jaye. Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aapne, na kuch kaha jaye na aapke
bina raha jaye.



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10) Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne
lage ..

Baat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage ..

To..

To..

TO..

To..

khao CHATTAR PATAR,khole muh ka SHUTTER
.


luv ash

[animateash]

A Sardar is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Sardar ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation


Pakistani: "You Sardar folks eat the whole bread??"
Indian (in a bad mood): " Of course."
Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India."


The Pakistani has a smirk on his face.
The Sardar listens in silence.


The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course."
Pakistani: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."


The Sardar then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?"
Pakistani: "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk.
Sardar: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used?"
Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course."
Sardar: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan.

[animateash]

HARVARD READING TEST

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard
University. Take your time and see if you can read
each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of
age can't do it!

1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat
7. This is old cat
8. This is fart cat
9. This is busy cat
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat

Now go back and read aloud the third word in each line from the top
down and I betcha you can't resist passing it on.

[animateash]

Why student fails in exams...?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because
the year ONLY
has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student



1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study.


Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15
days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days.


Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days
Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40
days.


Balance 6 days.




9. For sickness- at least 3 days.<o:p></o:p>


Remaining days=3.




10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.<o:p></o:p>


1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day??????
Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ?????"

[animateash]

1x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

[animateash]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might h! elp you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !


and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.




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[animateash]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might h! elp you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !


and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[rabiya kapoor]

hey hey hey ash babes r u gonna post all ur things now only:p anyways dear wonderful,fantastic:) i don't have words 2 appreciate u work.must have taken a plenty of time but yaar 2 gud.keep posting hehehe...:D i can imagine now only ash member of the next week:cool: becoz u deserve.
keep on the gr8 work
luv and hugs
rabiya.

[pratham]

oye ananda.. ye ranveer ka subject close ho gaya ( thank god:D )...

aur woh aapne kya likha tha " for you tia too :cool: :cool: "... iska kya matlab hai... u writing against tia... oye beware... beware from me...

lolzzz.. me not against tia yaar,,, she is an angel... me not against ranveer ( tana note please) also.. lekin no writing against tia...

[animateash]

hey hey hey ash babes r u gonna post all ur things now only:p anyways dear wonderful,fantastic:) i don't have words 2 appreciate u work.must have taken a plenty of time but yaar 2 gud.keep posting hehehe...:D i can imagine now only ash member of the next week:cool: becoz u deserve.
keep on the gr8 work
luv and hugs
rabiya.



hey thanx alot......hey dont wry i have some more supid thngs like dis..will be postin sun.......

luv ash

[animateash]

Learn how to say (I Love You) in 100 Languages (try to
say theses 100 phases to one person)!!!

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipi no - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku ci nta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers
when signing'I
Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
luv ash

[animateash]

*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

*you** spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. *

*you** spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.*



*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

you get three meals a day (free).

.you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.



*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

you get time off for good behavior.

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.



*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
yourself.



*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

you can watch TV and play games.

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

you get your own toilet.

you have to share.



*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

they allow your family and friends to visit.

you can not even speak to your family and friends.



*IN PRISON*

*AT WORK*

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.* *

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.







Humm?

Which Sounds Better?




"IT IS BETTER TO BREAK THEN TO BEND"

[animateash]

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?



Answer: Princess Diana's death.



Question: How come?



Answer: An English princess



with an Egyptian boyfriend



crashes in a French tunnel,



driving a German car



with a Dutch engine,



driven by a Belgian who was drunk



on Scottish whisky,



followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,



on Japanese motorcycles;



treated by an American doctor,



using Brazilian medicines.



This is sent to you by Indian,



using Bill Gates 's technology,



and you're probably reading this on your computer,



that use Taiwanese chips,



and a Korean monitor,



assembled by Bangladeshi workers



in a Singapore plant,



transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,



hijacked by Indonesians,



unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,



and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....



That, my friend, is Globalization

luv ash

[animateash]

Whats Ur Name Means
Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name
means.
Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU.

PS : If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.

For Example :

GAURAV
G - You have excellent ways of viewing people.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards
R - You are a social butterfly.
V - You have a very good physique and looks.

Descriptions:
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are a very exciting person.
F - Everyone loves you.
G - You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H - You are not judgmental.
I - You are always smiling and making others smile.
J - Jealously
K - You like to try new things.
L - Love is something you deeply believe in.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
O - You are very open-minded.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - You are very broad-minded.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V - You have a very good physique and looks.
W - You like your privacy.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - You cause a lot of trouble.
Z - You're always fighting with someone

luv ash

[animateash]

High Risk
~~~~~~~~~~~~

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to
his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR
Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying, My
friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised
to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
tha t14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holidays)?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing
Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK

[rabiya kapoor]

High Risk
~~~~~~~~~~~~

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to
his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR
Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying, My
friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised
to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
tha t14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holidays)?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing
Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK

ash ab toh likh likh kar mere haath bhi thak gaye hain yaar it was bindaassssssssssss as usual keep posting
luv
rabiya.

[animateash]

ash ab toh likh likh kar mere haath bhi thak gaye hain yaar it was bindaassssssssssss as usual keep posting
luv
rabiya.


yaa sure i will keep postin

luv ash

[iluvdan]

plz guys dis is going sooo off topic plus boring....
ive read a few ash ..dey r nice...
but plz post smething on REMIX...
tana yaar tum hi samjhao....i juzz feel bored on dis thread...not happening..:(

tana yaar tum hi koi fataa maro....plz yaar...gimme a break..

[tana]

actuli i agreed to keep dis thread for both remix n non-remix but as shu says its really going off topic..............plzz guys post ur stuff but dont fuhget remix..........
luv
tana:)

[iluvdan]

yeah tana actually i liked sme like d globlaisation 1...n others....but still i find dis not happening...v r juzz coping pating...no creativity..if v ourself smetimes make jokes..like u n me mad eages ago...dat wud break d monotony.....
i like d fwds...but dey gat quiet boring after a certain time...

[neeraja05]

yeah i completely agree..mails r ok once in a while,not all the time..but lets not forget this thread is primarily for REMIX jokes..

[animateash]

yeah i completely agree..mails r ok once in a while,not all the time..but lets not forget this thread is primarily for REMIX jokes..


yeahh i agree wth tashu, tanan n u wt neerja,,,sry for goin off topic but nxt time sure thnk of somethn g gud sp re,mix,....ut i agrre u a lot...

lvu ash

[iluvdan]

hey ash ...u r a gud sport..keep it up...am impressed....u take our critics in a +ve way...dats god damn gud...keep it up yaar...:)

[tana]

yeahh i agree wth tashu, tanan n u wt neerja,,,sry for goin off topic but nxt time sure thnk of somethn g gud sp re,mix,....ut i agrre u a lot...

lvu ash



thanx ash for ur support.............i realy appreciate it.......
luv
tana

[animateash]

thanx ash for ur support.............i realy appreciate it.......
luv
tana


hey welcome....i know dat it was goin off-air..thanx for makin me trealise dat.....n u all will have my support in each n every cause...

luv ash

[tana]

hey ppl this thread has suddenly cum to a standstill................neeru, shu, praths, anku, garu........cum bak yaar........... im missing our jokes n fun!!!:(

[animateash]

hey ppl this thread has suddenly cum to a standstill................neeru, shu, praths, anku, garu........cum bak yaar........... im missing our jokes n fun!!!:(


yeahhh tana u r rite no body is postin here...v need all gud cmic writers here...pzl all of u come back here..

luv ash

[pratham]

haa yaar actully nobody is posting.. oye tanu woh chappal haath s neeche rakh...daraa mat...

[animateash]

haa yaar actully nobody is posting.. oye tanu woh chappal haath s neeche rakh...daraa mat...


hey tanu rakh degi...atleast start writin here..he he he

luv ash

[iluvdan]

hey tana...yaar u were rite...der is not much span..wen u stop d fwds...but d fwds bcum monotonus n boring..n new jokes[read original] dont crop up dat easily....

so i had d idea of making dis thread a chit chat thread...only for members...
v will post all our rubbish from chappals 2 bhains 2 neurons 2 everyhting which v have been doing in other threads...wen evr v r in a mood 2 pull each others leg..pav tale zameen vll drop in here..okai..
n vll flood dis thread wid just besirpar ke posts........

but only 4 members......say me tana pratham maddy anku garu neeru ash vands nikks .....am i forgetting sme1.......basically d dudders hu cum online frequently n r willing 2 post idiotic posts.....................

its just an idea..lets do it for sme days..n den vll see..
kya kehte ho...

[neeraja05]

hey tana...yaar u were rite...der is not much span..wen u stop d fwds...but d fwds bcum monotonus n boring..n new jokes[read original] dont crop up dat easily....

so i had d idea of making dis thread a chit chat thread...only for members...
v will post all our rubbish from chappals 2 bhains 2 neurons 2 everyhting which v have been doing in other threads...wen evr v r in a mood 2 pull each others leg..pav tale zameen vll drop in here..okai..
n vll flood dis thread wid just besirpar ke posts........

but only 4 members......say me tana pratham maddy anku garu neeru ash vands nikks .....am i forgetting sme1.......basically d dudders hu cum online frequently n r willing 2 post idiotic posts.....................

its just an idea..lets do it for sme days..n den vll see..
kya kehte ho...

Good idea tashu..waise bhi this thread was dead..now it will liven up!

[tana]

hey tana...yaar u were rite...der is not much span..wen u stop d fwds...but d fwds bcum monotonus n boring..n new jokes[read original] dont crop up dat easily....

so i had d idea of making dis thread a chit chat thread...only for members...
v will post all our rubbish from chappals 2 bhains 2 neurons 2 everyhting which v have been doing in other threads...wen evr v r in a mood 2 pull each others leg..pav tale zameen vll drop in here..okai..
n vll flood dis thread wid just besirpar ke posts........

but only 4 members......say me tana pratham maddy anku garu neeru ash vands nikks .....am i forgetting sme1.......basically d dudders hu cum online frequently n r willing 2 post idiotic posts.....................

its just an idea..lets do it for sme days..n den vll see..
kya kehte ho...


oye balle balle........tussi kya idea daste ho...........dil garden garden ho gaya..........:p

[tana]

ok heres a lamest stupidest joke on earth.............i can lend my chappal to u guys :p

person:knock! knock!
yuvi: kaun hai
person:its me
yuvi: me who?
person: banna
yuvi: oh ranveer!!
Person: no banana seller!!!!!! :p:p

dont kill me for this!!!!!!

[neeraja05]

ok heres a lamest stupidest joke on earth.............i can lend my chappal to u guys :p

person:knock! knock!
yuvi: kaun hai
person:its me
yuvi: me who?
person: banna
yuvi: oh ranveer!!
Person: no banana seller!!!!!! :p:p

dont kill me for this!!!!!!

Yeah plz..i want ur chappal :p

[animateash]

hey tana...yaar u were rite...der is not much span..wen u stop d fwds...but d fwds bcum monotonus n boring..n new jokes[read original] dont crop up dat easily....

so i had d idea of making dis thread a chit chat thread...only for members...
v will post all our rubbish from chappals 2 bhains 2 neurons 2 everyhting which v have been doing in other threads...wen evr v r in a mood 2 pull each others leg..pav tale zameen vll drop in here..okai..
n vll flood dis thread wid just besirpar ke posts........

but only 4 members......say me tana pratham maddy anku garu neeru ash vands nikks .....am i forgetting sme1.......basically d dudders hu cum online frequently n r willing 2 post idiotic posts.....................

its just an idea..lets do it for sme days..n den vll see..
kya kehte ho...


kya idea hai......sufi one....

luv ash

[animateash]

ok heres a lamest stupidest joke on earth.............i can lend my chappal to u guys :p

person:knock! knock!
yuvi: kaun hai
person:its me
yuvi: me who?
person: banna
yuvi: oh ranveer!!
Person: no banana seller!!!!!! :p:p

dont kill me for this!!!!!!
hey like neeru evne i want ur chaappal...pzl ranny pe aaise jokes....neways ranny ke sivaya sab parts acchech the...lol

luv ash

[animateash]

hey dis r somethng of valentines jokes....hope u all like

1)on feb 14 waht does a man who loves his car do?
ans:hw gives it a valen-shine

2)what happened when a man fell in love with his garden?
ans:it made him w(e)ed his plants....lol :p

3)what do u call a very small valentine?
ans:valen-tiny

luv ash

[tana]

ok heres one more.........
Q..how will tia help in catching a thief????
A..she'll shout puh leese............aur police aa jaegui!!!!!!!!
lololol plzzzzzzzz ab to mere marne ke baad bhi shanti nahin milegi.........
hell mein sab chappal leke pahunchege :p :p :p :p

[animateash]

ok heres one more.........
Q..how will tia help in catching a thief????
A..she'll shout puh leese............aur police aa jaegui!!!!!!!!
lololol plzzzzzzzz ab to mere marne ke baad bhi shanti nahin milegi.........
hell mein sab chappal leke pahunchege :p :p :p :p


hey dat was gud one...

luv ash

[tana]

hey like neeru evne i want ur chaappal...pzl ranny pe aaise jokes....neways ranny ke sivaya sab parts acchech the...lol

luv ash


hey it was just a joke!!! and a joke can b on neone......no personal offence.......take it sportingly ash!!

[animateash]

hey it was just a joke!!! and a joke can b on neone......no personal offence.......take it sportingly ash!!


yeahh i know i was just kiddin re....yeahh i will sure take it sportingly ...i know aakhir tu bhi itni badi fan he...

luv ash

[riya_remix]

ok heres one more.........
Q..how will tia help in catching a thief????
A..she'll shout puh leese............aur police aa jaegui!!!!!!!!
lololol plzzzzzzzz ab to mere marne ke baad bhi shanti nahin milegi.........
hell mein sab chappal leke pahunchege
dat was funny tana!!:p chappal ki koi zaroorat nahi meri taraf se to!!;)

[iluvdan]

hey thanks ppl for liking my idea...n lol tans..kabhi to seedha soch liya karo..hahha...dat was sarcastic....:p

nice jkes.....ppl tum log bhi kuch socho like tans....n den post.........:)

[animateash]

wat happens wen shy n raghu become a couple...u know obviously shy wont change becoz shy is very proud of her beauty n language so den raghu will say

raghu:woh-oh ....jab raghu roll karega tab aaju baju sab rock karega....

luv ash

[iluvdan]

as i said dis is d place 2 chit chat...im gonna reply 2 ur qt divya..
yup i like rang de a lot...and as ash said i like siddharth very much...he is d 1 hu plays karan...as my avataar says....n my siggy 2...

n ash why wud i mind???????????:confused:

[animateash]

as i said dis is d place 2 chit chat...im gonna reply 2 ur qt divya..
yup i like rang de a lot...and as ash said i like siddharth very much...he is d 1 hu plays karan...as my avataar says....n my siggy 2...

n ash why wud i mind???????????:confused:


thanx a lot...n nobody replied on my joke....was it not a joke..:confused:

luv ash

[tana]

thanx a lot...n nobody replied on my joke....was it not a joke..:confused:

luv ash


hehe gud one ash!

[tana]

yeahh i know i was just kiddin re....yeahh i will sure take it sportingly ...i know aakhir tu bhi itni badi fan he...

luv ash


i know............main toh ac hun.........samjhakar yaar:p

[animateash]

hehe gud one ash!


thanx a lot...i really like ur jokes plz post more re....

luv ash

[tana]

thanx a lot...i really like ur jokes plz post more re....

luv ash


Q..what will one wicked dog say when it is happy???
A..woh-ow......(like shy)

[animateash]

Q..what will one wicked dog say when it is happy???
A..woh-ow......(like shy)

hey yeahhh shy is like a bitch...sry 2 insult a bitc..he he he lolz...

luv ash

[iluvdan]

Q..what will one wicked dog say when it is happy???
A..woh-ow......(like shy)

hey uve posted dis 1 b4..hai na???? ive read dis smewhere...n im damn sure it was u only...................hai na??..anyways nice1:)

[animateash]

raghav-the thinker

anvesha-the rebel

yuvi-monkey man

ranvir-raja bhoj

vrinda-miss qurbani

latika-miss big nose [pinochio]

tia-sleeping[her brains]beauty

sonia-the babe with sumeet[manmeet,makeeja.kukreja]syndrome

pallavi-queen midas

rewa-jr.princess midas

aman-de stretched

tia-also hollow woman

pri-the pot

sumeet-ajanta and elloras stone statue

mr.jamwal-jumbo the bumbo the dumbo

shy-rock n roll

raghu-marathi troubler creater

shy-troubler creater

tia-ranveer fan

tia-dolly

tia-barbie

ranveer-fighter[courageous]

arjun-black eyed peas 2morow

tia-the sugarpie

ranvir-the unprickly cactus

ranveer-courage thy name ranveer

tia-beauty freak

sid-comic star

uv-papa`s boy.

ashi-red hair rebelde

pri-sweet thngs lover

somemore afterwards wen i will thnk

some of the above i got sfrm some other place some my own made....

luv ash

[iluvdan]

arre dodoben..i meant taareef karne ke liye dictionary kholni padti hai to look for new adjectives...

okay neeru im replying 2 ur post here..varna us thread mein off topic chala jata..

oooooh accha neeru ben....
ill help u dere.....
chalo chalo darling ab saath mein hum mil kar adjectives seekhenge....
sab bolo..'bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover, bhains lover.......'
ab to khafi adjectives mil gaye hai na??????

[iluvdan]

yeah tanu ne to puure poem ka kabaada kar diya... tanu... .. tu milna bas... aaj to tera kachumber bana dunga..

sheez ..... good night kiss to bhains...tanuuuu


dekh yaar pratham...no need 2 be sooo shy...v all noe pehla pehla pyaar kaisa hota hai.....to kya hua agar usne tumhe us kale kaloote bhains ke liye chod diya...pehla pyaar to pehla pyaar hi rehega na??..n dont worry yaar hum hai na....n yup raat ko koi nahi dekhta..wo healthy, extrapossisive, body shodi wala bhains bhi nahi..to tum bejhijhak apne pyaar ko muah kar sakte ho....:p

[iluvdan]

inspired by d gr888888test tana..ive made dis song for d lovey dovey jodi of dis forum.......PRESENTING D SIZZLER DUDE PRATHAM WID HIS LADY LOVE BHAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sing dis song in d tune of 'ye jo des hai mera'...from 'swades'!

ye jo bhains hai tera
yeh to pyaar hai tera,
tujhe hai pukara!
ye wo bandhan hai jo kabhi toot nahi saktaa!!!!

kyunki pyaar hai pehla
sw bhains hai tera
tujhe hai ye chahta!!

raaton ko neend mein bhi
tere seeng hi to aye!
mujhe yo na too tadpa
mere paas too vapaas aa..

dono dono beth ke
tebele mein bhusa kha
nayi nayi baton se
dil mera behla!!

ye jo bhains hai mera..
saccha pyaar hai mera!!!!!!

i noe thodi si unromantic hai..par yaar praths maine tumhari lovestory ko aage badane ki koshish to ki na!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

n heres ur pic of lady love......muah muah..kya dekhti hai!!!!!!

[animateash]

inspired by d gr888888test tana..ive made dis song for d lovey dovey jodi of dis forum.......PRESENTING D SIZZLER DUDE PRATHAM WID HIS LADY LOVE BHAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sing dis song in d tune of 'ye jo des hai mera'...from 'swades'!

ye jo bhains hai tera
yeh to pyaar hai tera,
tujhe hai pukara!
ye wo bandhan hai jo kabhi toot nahi saktaa!!!!

kyunki pyaar hai pehla
sw bhains hai tera
tujhe hai ye chahta!!

raaton ko neend mein bhi
tere seeng hi to aye!
mujhe yo na too tadpa
mere paas too vapaas aa..

dono dono beth ke
tebele mein bhusa kha
nayi nayi baton se
dil mera behla!!

ye jo bhains hai mera..
saccha pyaar hai mera!!!!!!

i noe thodi si unromantic hai..par yaar praths maine tumhari lovestory ko aage badane ki koshish to ki na!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

n heres ur pic of lady love......muah muah..kya dekhti hai!!!!!!

arre badiya hai badiya hai......my gosh.....kitna achach likhti ho tum..thodi inspiration hume bhi dila phuleeeeseee....achach khas poem hai

luv ash

[neeraja05]

inspired by d gr888888test tana..ive made dis song for d lovey dovey jodi of dis forum.......PRESENTING D SIZZLER DUDE PRATHAM WID HIS LADY LOVE BHAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sing dis song in d tune of 'ye jo des hai mera'...from 'swades'!

ye jo bhains hai tera
yeh to pyaar hai tera,
tujhe hai pukara!
ye wo bandhan hai jo kabhi toot nahi saktaa!!!!

kyunki pyaar hai pehla
sw bhains hai tera
tujhe hai ye chahta!!

raaton ko neend mein bhi
tere seeng hi to aye!
mujhe yo na too tadpa
mere paas too vapaas aa..

dono dono beth ke
tebele mein bhusa kha
nayi nayi baton se
dil mera behla!!

ye jo bhains hai mera..
saccha pyaar hai mera!!!!!!

i noe thodi si unromantic hai..par yaar praths maine tumhari lovestory ko aage badane ki koshish to ki na!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

n heres ur pic of lady love......muah muah..kya dekhti hai!!!!!!

tashu u r just toooooo goood yaar!!:D
i died laughing!!!

[tana]

inspired by d gr888888test tana..ive made dis song for d lovey dovey jodi of dis forum.......PRESENTING D SIZZLER DUDE PRATHAM WID HIS LADY LOVE BHAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sing dis song in d tune of 'ye jo des hai mera'...from 'swades'!

ye jo bhains hai tera
yeh to pyaar hai tera,
tujhe hai pukara!
ye wo bandhan hai jo kabhi toot nahi saktaa!!!!

kyunki pyaar hai pehla
sw bhains hai tera
tujhe hai ye chahta!!

raaton ko neend mein bhi
tere seeng hi to aye!
mujhe yo na too tadpa
mere paas too vapaas aa..

dono dono beth ke
tebele mein bhusa kha
nayi nayi baton se
dil mera behla!!

ye jo bhains hai mera..
saccha pyaar hai mera!!!!!!

i noe thodi si unromantic hai..par yaar praths maine tumhari lovestory ko aage badane ki koshish to ki na!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

n heres ur pic of lady love......muah muah..kya dekhti hai!!!!!!


oh my gawddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
dats sooooooooooooooooo romantic!!!!!!!!!
aur shu not fair! bhains ka widout makeup wala photo bheja????
aarey sundar vala bhej yaar!:p

[animateash]

oh my gawddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
dats sooooooooooooooooo romantic!!!!!!!!!
aur shu not fair! bhains ka widout makeup wala photo bheja????
aarey sundar vala bhej yaar!:p


hey yeahhh actually make up wala photo dena cahiye...den it wud b perfect....lololzzzzzz:p :p

luv ash

[tana]

okie heres a song dedicated from me to the most popular couple of dis forum..........
pratham bhai and his eternal lady love the bhains.........
sing it in des mere bhes mere tune (bhagat singh)
bhains meri bhains meri....
meri jaan hai tu.....
bhains meri bhains meri meri shaan ha tu....

darane se nahin darti.......
marne se kaam nahin karti.....
badalti shaan se......
yeh sar katari se nain darti.....

bhains meri bhains meri ,
meri jaan hai tu..........
:p :p
photo coming soonnnnn

[animateash]

okie heres a song dedicated from me to the most popular couple of dis forum..........
pratham bhai and his eternal lady love the bhains.........
sing it in des mere bhes mere tune (bhagat singh)
bhains meri bhains meri....
meri jaan hai tu.....
bhains meri bhains meri meri shaan ha tu....

darane se nahin darti.......
marne se kaam nahin karti.....
badalti shaan se......
yeh sar katari se nain darti.....

bhains meri bhains meri ,
meri jaan hai tu..........
:p :p
photo coming soonnnnn


kya baat .....i guess aajkal pratham bhai ki khichai bhot chal rahi hai...let me thnk if i can vcome up wth somethmg...lol...:p ....

n now cant w8 2 watch the pic jaldi ha

luv ash

[pratham]

this is to officially announce my, prathamesh Naiks retirement from the forum as i have taken enough .. so here after there would be no more posts from me... well.. thank u so much for bearing with me guys.. hope u all enjoy here ..

thanking you...


PRATHAM

[iluvdan]

lol lol lol .....
pratham dude main apni aur tana ki song padne se zyadaa tumahri post dekh kar hans rahi hooooon...HA HA HA HA!!!!!:D

chalo chalo....sab mil kar bolo...

pratham aur bhains ki jodi ZINDABAAD!!!!!!!:D

[tana]

this is to officially announce my, prathamesh Naiks retirement from the forum as i have taken enough .. so here after there would be no more posts from me... well.. thank u so much for bearing with me guys.. hope u all enjoy here ..

thanking you...


PRATHAM


kya hua praths???????? bhains darling ko bura lag gaya kya?????
but we were to praising her...........
neways usko bol me n shu r in the process of writing lots more........
so keep away from the forum...................:p :p :p

[iluvdan]

yeah..n hey tana tere paas camera hai na...chal chal khoob sari pics click kar le praths ki bhains ko manate hue.....agar unka break up ho gya to manane ke kaam ayengi....aur phir pics dekh kar hi to aslee rona ata hai!!!!:p

[neeraja05]

Tan and tashu..u guys r amazing..i already said i died laughing after reading ur songs and poems!!
thanx for such a gr8 laugh..even if its at dreamer's lover's expense;;) lol
and pratham,u shud be proud of ur bhains for entertaining us so much.Tell her we loveeeee her!:p

[tana]

yeah..n hey tana tere paas camera hai na...chal chal khoob sari pics click kar le praths ki bhains ko manate hue.....agar unka break up ho gya to manane ke kaam ayengi....aur phir pics dekh kar hi to aslee rona ata hai!!!!:p



but shu praths aur bhains ka kabhi break up nahin hoga...........its true luv u c........ek atut rishta hai jo samapt nahin hoga............
i guess bahut sahitya hindi phad di...........shu muh band kar...........n praths.........lagey rahoooooooooo...............:p

[iluvdan]

oye praths ki bhains dudh nahin direct ice-cream deti hai..............
voh bhi chocolate flavour vala........
oh praths v luv ur bhains mor than u!!!!!! just kidding ha dont take it criusly.......teri bhains sirf teri hai

arre yaar tana bache maine dhoodh isliye kaha kunki agar main icecram wo bhi choclate keh deti to phir sab ke sab muh khol ke beth jaate..humme bhi chahiye..
par dhoodh dekh kar sab nautanki bhaag jate hain!!

n duh uh tans waise hi abhi uske pyaar ke peeche raghu bhains pada hua hai..hum bhi love karne lage to bhins control nahi kar payegi..koi usse oxygen do..oxygen oxygen....praths u do d honour!!!:p

[tana]

arre yaar tana bache maine dhoodh isliye kaha kunki agar main icecram wo bhi choclate keh deti to phir sab ke sab muh khol ke beth jaate..humme bhi chahiye..
par dhoodh dekh kar sab nautanki bhaag jate hain!!

n duh uh tans waise hi abhi uske pyaar ke peeche raghu bhains pada hua hai..hum bhi love karne lage to bhins control nahi kar payegi..koi usse oxygen do..oxygen oxygen....praths u do d honour!!!:p



oye raghu bhains nahin bail hai bail............kaala daravna bail........
dont change his gender yaar!!!!!!!
bhains ko oxygen mask ki zaroorat hai................praths tere pyaar ko teri zaroorat hai..........bhag munna bhaag!!!!!!!!!:p

[iluvdan]

Tan and tashu..u guys r amazing..i already said i died laughing after reading ur songs and poems!!
thanx for such a gr8 laugh..even if its at dreamer's lover's expense;;) lol
and pratham,u shud be proud of ur bhains for entertaining us so much.Tell her we loveeeee her!:p

arre neeru..dont let praths haer u..hum uski lov pe hans thodi re hain..kyun tans...hum to unki luvstory ko ek nayi kahaani de rahe hain...wo kya kehte hain...
PRATHAM AND BHAINS - AN ETERNAL LOVE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oye raghu bhains nahin bail hai bail............kaala daravna bail........
dont change his gender yaar!!!!!!!
bhains ko oxygen mask ki zaroorat hai................praths tere pyaar ko teri zaroorat hai..........bhag munna bhaag!!!!!!!!!

ohhohh..umm sorry bail ji..nahi mujhe aise mat dekho...nahi tana mujhe bachaooooooooooo ye to seeng leke mere paas aa raha hai......help!!!!!!!!!

oye u pratham ki luvey dovey mujhe bachao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

n praths as tana said...LAGE RAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p :p

[tana]

arre neeru..dont let praths haer u..hum uski lov pe hans thodi re hain..kyun tans...hum to unki luvstory ko ek nayi kahaani de rahe hain...wo kya kehte hain...
PRATHAM AND BHAINS - AN ETERNAL LOVE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




ohhohh..umm sorry bail ji..nahi mujhe aise mat dekho...nahi tana mujhe bachaooooooooooo ye to seeng leke mere paas aa raha hai......help!!!!!!!!!

oye u pratham ki luvey dovey mujhe bachao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

n praths as tana said...LAGE RAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p :p




ehehe rite bola shu darling!!!
btw praths is gonna pull out his hair in frustration.........
den we'll name our story....
taklu pratham and his bhains.......-a bald luv story!!!!:p :p

[tana]

arre neeru..dont let praths haer u..hum uski lov pe hans thodi re hain..kyun tans...hum to unki luvstory ko ek nayi kahaani de rahe hain...wo kya kehte hain...
PRATHAM AND BHAINS - AN ETERNAL LOVE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




ohhohh..umm sorry bail ji..nahi mujhe aise mat dekho...nahi tana mujhe bachaooooooooooo ye to seeng leke mere paas aa raha hai......help!!!!!!!!!oye u pratham ki luvey dovey mujhe bachao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

n praths as tana said...LAGE RAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p :p


oye seengh leke aa raha hai to praths ka naam lele........dar ke ulta bhag jaega!! :p :p

[iluvdan]

oye seengh leke aa raha hai to praths ka naam lele........dar ke ulta bhag jaega!!

JO BOLE SO NIHAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RANG DE BASANTI!!!!!!!!!!!! JAI HIND!!!!!!INQUILAB ZINDABAAD!!!!!!:p :p



ehehe rite bola shu darling!!!
btw praths is gonna pull out his hair in frustration.........
den we'll name our story....
taklu pratham and his bhains.......-a bald luv story!!!!

lolz!!!!!!!!!....yeah...dats more apt..hahahahahahahahhaha:D ..oye wig lage le raja!!:p

[animateash]

hye pratham aise official retirement kaise le sakhte ho...u shud b proud dat ur bhains r entertaing us so much

n tan n tashu well done keep gud work

luv ash

[neeraja05]

ehehe rite bola shu darling!!!
btw praths is gonna pull out his hair in frustration.........
den we'll name our story....
taklu pratham and his bhains.......-a bald luv story!!!!:p :p

hahaha lolllllzzzzzz....agar dreamer taklu ho gaya to bhains bhi use chod degi!!

Oh pratham's god..ab pratham kya karega??:D

[animateash]

hahaha lolllllzzzzzz....agar dreamer taklu ho gaya to bhains bhi use chod degi!!

Oh pratham's god..ab pratham kya karega??:D


hey yeahhh bhains bhi pratham ko chod degi agar pratham bhai taklu ho hgyaa...ooooo bechara prtahm hey bhaggu do somethng...lol

luv ash

[iluvdan]

hahaha neeru..bang on..:D
yeh saccha pyaar hai..bhains nahi chodegi.....
kyun tan....arre yaar tan..photo kahan hai?????????:D

[tana]

hahaha lolllllzzzzzz....agar dreamer taklu ho gaya to bhains bhi use chod degi!!

Oh pratham's god..ab pratham kya karega??:D


ha! panaouti!!!!! praths ki luv story ki vat laga di!!!!!!
shubh shubh bolo...........aur vaise bhi praths bhains is as wafadar as a kutta.... she will neva leave him!!!! :p ;)

[animateash]

hahaha neeru..bang on..:D
yeh saccha pyaar hai..bhains nahi chodegi.....
kyun tan....arre yaar tan..photo kahan hai?????????:D


hey kya bhains pe horosa kar sakhte ...doubtful mujhe lagta hai...:p

n yes tan ver is d pic

luv ash

[tana]

okie ppl......................hold ur breath................here cums the grand awaited pic of our darling bhains.........this time with make up fully decked up for praths.!!!!!!!:p

[iluvdan]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahha
i fell of my chir tan.......
LOL LOL LOL..
why did she put so much pink lipstick?????
hahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahah

[tana]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahha
i fell of my chir tan.......
LOL LOL LOL..
why did she put so much pink lipstick?????
hahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahah


obviously lipstick for pretty pink pratham.......
oops i mean pretty pink lipstick for pratham..........:p :p

[animateash]

okie ppl......................hold ur breath................here cums the grand awaited pic of our darling bhains.........this time with make up fully decked up for praths.!!!!!!!:p


hgye awesome...like ashu even i felll frm te chair n cud not stp myself laughin n yes xactly y she has put so much pink lipsick,.....

luv ash

[iluvdan]

SERIOUSLY..I HAVENT LAUGHED SOOOOOO MUCH SINCE A DECADE!!!!!!!!

bang on tana...EVERYBODY PUT UR HANDS 2GETHER AS I D GR88888 TASHU PRESENT the CLOWN SIZZLER AWARD 2 TANS....clap clap clap!!!!!

[neeraja05]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

gimme oxygen somebody:p..u'll be the death of me tan!!
pratham..like i said,shes ready to take away..sajh dhaj ke aayi hai;)

[tana]

SERIOUSLY..I HAVENT LAUGHED SOOOOOO MUCH SINCE A DECADE!!!!!!!!

bang on tana...EVERYBODY PUT UR HANDS 2GETHER AS I D GR88888 TASHU PRESENT the CLOWN SIZZLER AWARD 2 TANS....clap clap clap!!!!!



thaankoo thaankoo.......................mere zindagi ka sabse achcha pal.......mere paas shabd nahin hain........sob sob!
i wanna thank.............umm our inspiration the bhains!!!:p

[iluvdan]

haaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa..neeru ..kya baat hai......
dulhan tayaar hai praths...tum baarati le ke pahuch jao...kanyadaan mein kar doongi!!!....

bahut bahut mubarak ho!!!!!!!!

haahahhahahaha

n i think tana ill give u a nice siggy award....itll take sme time....but u WILL have 2 put dat in ur siggy..theek hai!

[animateash]

thaankoo thaankoo.......................mere zindagi ka sabse achcha pal.......mere paas shabd nahin hain........sob sob!
i wanna thank.............umm our inspiration the bhains!!!:p


ur deserve it...lolzzz:p

neerru barabar boli sajh dhaj ke layi ho

luv ash

[pratham]

this is theeeeeee best ... kitni khoobsurat lag rahi hai... tanu ... taaliya taaliya tere liye.... good job done...

oye kar liya na itna.. abhi to chod de isko... i haev become a laughing stock...

[remixed_devil19]

well done ................tans.........aussum yaar.....lol cant juzz stop laughin....lagta hai bahut research kia tune...rockin!!!!...prths juzz gotta say u look aussum.....hehe juzz kiddin.....itna bhi mat karo falooda bechare ka.....
othrwise sufi gal.......maine itni sundar bhains pehle kabhi nai dekhi...lol
Mads,maddy , madhuben!!

[iluvdan]

aha waah waah to duhle ko dulhen pasand aa hi gayi...;)

waah tana tune kundaliyan to mila di na???!!!

par ye kya pratham ..tune sherwani kyun nahi pehni???
agar late ho gaya to mhuhrat nikal jayega...aur phi tera pyaar raghu bail se byaah kar lega...chal ja ke sundar se tyaar ho ja...:D

[riya_remix]

arre gals..seriously u've made a whole topic of pratham n his bhains!!:p poor guy!!:D wat poems n songs n d biggest of them all..luvly pink lipstick wali bhains!!:p

[tana]

haaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa..neeru ..kya baat hai......
dulhan tayaar hai praths...tum baarati le ke pahuch jao...kanyadaan mein kar doongi!!!....

bahut bahut mubarak ho!!!!!!!!

haahahhahahaha

n i think tana ill give u a nice siggy award....itll take sme time....but u WILL have 2 put dat in ur siggy..theek hai!



hehehehe.............definitely shu.............tera gift thukrane ki himmat mujhme nahin hai :p

and haan..........i will arange for the baratis and the ghoda for praths......(actuli bail.........coz bhains may get offended).............
okie den...............praths get ready..............ur getting married!!!!!!! yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........
:p

[tana]

aha waah waah to duhle ko dulhen pasand aa hi gayi...

waah tana tune kundaliyan to mila di na???!!!

par ye kya pratham ..tune sherwani kyun nahi pehni???
agar late ho gaya to mhuhrat nikal jayega...aur phi tera pyaar raghu bail se byaah kar lega...chal ja ke sundar se tyaar ho ja...:D

arey pratham dont forget the pink lipstick to give company to your nai biwi.......:p :p ..........jodi mast lagegi.....

praths ki aegi baraat
rangeeli hogi raat
bhains ke saath nachoongi...................:p

[animateash]

arey waah wahhh ab pratham bhai ki shaadi finaly ho rahi hai....kya dulhen hai....waah wah n yes tana is rite pink lipstick ssath rakhna ur dulhen luvs uit....achcah kiya tana kudli pehle mila li...woh toh aakhir milni hi thi....but precautions lena padta hai aakhir pratham bhai ki zindagi ka sawwal hai

hey jaldi taiyaari karo pratham....sherwani woh sab taiyaar karo warna dulhen bhag na jaye...woh nahi hi jayegi...aakhir pratham ne pataya. hai


aaj pratham kki shaadi hai...
aaj pratham ki shaadi hai

:p :D :p :D
luv ash

[tana]

arey waah wahhh ab pratham bhai ki shaadi finaly ho rahi hai....kya dulhen hai....waah wah n yes tana is rite pink lipstick ssath rakhna ur dulhen luvs uit....achcah kiya tana kudli pehle mila li...woh toh aakhir milni hi thi....but precautions lena padta hai aakhir pratham bhai ki zindagi ka sawwal hai

hey jaldi taiyaari karo pratham....sherwani woh sab taiyaar karo warna dulhen bhag na jaye...woh nahi hi jayegi...aakhir pratham ne pataya. hai


aaj pratham kki shaadi hai...
aaj pratham ki shaadi hai


luv ash


oye aaj nahin 2 din baad hai......
we need preparation time yaar.............samjha kar;)

[animateash]

oye aaj nahin 2 din baad hai......
we need preparation time yaar.............samjha kar;)
i knwo i was just tryin 2 sing song dat aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai yaar ke badle pratham dal diya...but obvious v all need some tiem 2 prepare....sirf proper day venue aur muharat keh dena lolz...hum sab aajayege ...n i will help u in full force pratahm ki shaadi ke liye

lolzzz

luv ash

[iluvdan]

guys lagta hai baat haath se aage nikal gayi hai......

dear praths ki to humne shaadi bhi karadi ..jabki real life mein aisa nahi hota hai...
all v need 2 do is give a twist in d love story...wid obviously a BREAKUP!!!!!!:p

and all those ppl jinhe meri aur tana ki bakwass mein mazaa aa raha hai ..u can thank me 4 dis brilliant idea..n tan 4 dis brilliant thread!..afterall hum dono na hote to praths bechara..............see i am so modest...

chalo chalo sab mil kar bolo TASHU TANU ZINDABAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

heh heh:p :D

[animateash]

guys lagta hai baat haath se aage nikal gayi hai......

dear praths ki to humne shaadi bhi karadi ..jabki real life mein aisa nahi hota hai...
all v need 2 do is give a twist in d love story...wid obviously a BREAKUP!!!!!!:p

and all those ppl jinhe meri aur tana ki bakwass mein mazaa aa raha hai ..u can thank me 4 dis brilliant idea..n tan 4 dis brilliant thread!..afterall hum dono na hote to praths bechara..............see i am so modest...

chalo chalo sab mil kar bolo TASHU TANU ZINDABAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

heh heh:p :D


hey yea tashu aur tan zindabad...

seriously tumhare bina yeh possible nahi tah...

luv ash

[pratham]

yeah kaise dost log paaye hai maine bhagwaan...:(

unke dost ki shaadi bhains ke saath kr rahe hai... aur upar se has:D rahe taaliyaa baja rahe hain... :D

utha le bhagwaan.. utha le.... arey mujhe nahi inko utha le...


abhi baarat aaye hai... yeah log to meri shaadi.. aur mujhse us bhains ke bacche bhi nikalwaayenge... tanu aur taashu kuch bhi kar sakte hai... utha le yaar.. ab mujhse aur yeah zillat bhari zindagi nahi sahi jaati...
waise bhi bhains aur mere bacche hone se accha main maar jaana pasand karunga...

oye by the way... this thread has come alive because tanu, taashu aur mujhe bhuul gaye... aage jaake pachtaaoge.. itne paap mat karo...:D

[tana]

yeah kaise dost log paaye hai maine bhagwaan...:(

unke dost ki shaadi bhains ke saath kr rahe hai... aur upar se has:D rahe taaliyaa baja rahe hain... :D

utha le bhagwaan.. utha le.... arey mujhe nahi inko utha le...


abhi baarat aaye hai... yeah log to meri shaadi.. aur mujhse us bhains ke bacche bhi nikalwaayenge... tanu aur taashu kuch bhi kar sakte hai... utha le yaar.. ab mujhse aur yeah zillat bhari zindagi nahi sahi jaati...
waise bhi bhains aur mere bacche hone se accha main maar jaana pasand karunga...

oye by the way... this thread has come alive because tanu, taashu aur mujhe bhuul gaye... aage jaake pachtaaoge.. itne paap mat karo...:D


hehehe lollololololol.......................
dont worry praths bachche nikalne ke baad divorce bhi ho jaega...........yeh mera vaada hai.........and btw do dilon ko milana paap nahin hota.............lololololol
aur bhagwan to bhool se bhi humein nahin uthaenge...........nahin to......lolololol
neways.............shaadi mubarak ho..........bechari bhains..........kya species ka pati mila
hai.......................lololololol


shu and tana zindabaad!!!!! jor se bolo!!

[iluvdan]

arrrrrrrrrrrrre pratham ye kya keh rahe ho?????????:mad:

ye marne marne ki baat kya kar rahe ho??? hum to tumhari prob solve kar rahein hain...

dekho dekho humne tumahra arch rival raghu bail ko ghatgobar bhej diya...
ab shrmaane ki koi baat nahi.....hum usse sambhal lenge..kyun tana??:p

tum araam se apni sati savitri patni ke saath ishq ladao!!:p

aur chinta mat karo...me n tana will make sure dat u have LOADS of kiddis n yeah as tana promised abhi to divorce bhi hoga!!...aage aage dekho kya hota hai!!:D

n ppl humhi thodi na chilate rahenge....come on tum sab mil kar chilao!!
tashu tans rock!!!...shabaash!!!

[angelfromhell21]

pratham aise nahi karte yaar! apni pyari bhains ka saath nahi chodte!!!
bt still if u want divorce to neeru hai na......woh law padh rahi hai...uski padhai hone do phir woh tumhara divorce kara degi!
lekin tab tak wait karo......koi aur lawyer to tumhara case ladega nahin....toh tab tak apni bhains ke saath khusi khushi raho!!!!
enjoy!!!!!
wat say tan n tashu!!!

[pratham]

mujhe to aisa lagne laga hai ki... peechle janam main maine kisi bhains ko dhoka diya hai... jiske fal main is janam main bhugat raha huun..


what say.. tanu and taashu...

[animateash]

hey pratham sab barabar bolte hai aisa nahi karte apni priyatama apni khushiya apni patni apni premika ko aise nahi chodte ....aakhir pyar kiya toh darna kya....aur garu ne jaise kaha neeru ke padhai ki w8 karo uske baad sure tumhe talak mi haya....waise tumne kuch socha ke tumhare aur bhains ke baccche kiske paas zyaada rahenge aur kaun zyada sambhalega....tum ya tumhari bhains.....abhi se pan kkaro warna aage jaake problem hogi....aur abhi marne ki baatein nahi karan.....
kya kehena tan n shu

luv ash

[tana]

hehehehe....................gud going ppl!!!
praths official lawyer will be...............later in d story..................
ne guesses??????????????

it will b
garu!!!:p :p :p :p

[angelfromhell21]

hehehehe....................gud going ppl!!!
praths official lawyer will be...............later in d story..................
ne guesses??????????????

it will b
garu!!!NAHIN!!!!!!!
main aisa paap nahin kar sakti!
praths aur uski pyaari bhains ko alag nahin kar sakti!!!!! ek ladki hoke doosri ladki ka ghar tabah nahin kar sakti!!!!!!! lol...........:p :p

[animateash]

NAHIN!!!!!!!
main aisa paap nahin kar sakti!
praths aur uski pyaari bhains ko alag nahin kar sakti!!!!! ek ladki hoke doosri ladki ka ghar tabah nahin kar sakti!!!!!!! lol...........:p :p


hey wooww acchacha lawyer i guesss ek aur lawyer garu ko help karne ke liye akh sakte .....u know who yesssssssss apni neeru......garu dont wry tum akeli paap nahi karna neeru bhi saath degi okie...

luv ash

[divyaashimix]

hey wooww acchacha lawyer i guesss ek aur lawyer garu ko help karne ke liye akh sakte .....u know who yesssssssss apni neeru......garu dont wry tum akeli paap nahi karna neeru bhi saath degi okie...

luv ash
Hey I have to say..
the jokes, riddles , poems etc, which are posted here really rok....
This forum owes a title..
THE MOST HAPPENING FORUM OF THE UNIVERSE:) :) :)

[iluvdan]

wah wah wah ...
kya baat hai...dekha pratham hum SAB tumhara bhala chate hain...dekho ye lawer tumse money bhi nahin lenge...
after all hum sab SOCIAL SERVICE kar rahein hai!!!:p

kya baat hai tan...maan gaye...itni jaldi..shaadi se pehle hi divorce ke liye lawyer bhi dhoondh liya....gr88888888888888:D

chalo chalo ab to bahut mazaa ayega!....

hmmm chalo tan kuch naya twist detein hai...wat say?????????

[pratham]

oye garu... yeah kya tu bhi saath chod ke jaa rahi hai...

paapi logon... aur taashu waise tu social service kar rahi hai ya... PETA ke liye kaam kar rahi hai...

i can bloody watch the sequence which u and tanu gonna create ... dhanya ho tum log.. tum logon ke deemag ke neurons main yeah sab kaha aajata hai ....

[riya_remix]

ha ha!:p this thread's getting cooler n cooler!!:cool: n it shud b titled"pratham leg pulling gang"!!:D

[iluvdan]

oye garu... yeah kya tu bhi saath chod ke jaa rahi hai...

paapi logon... aur taashu waise tu social service kar rahi hai ya... PETA ke liye kaam kar rahi hai...

i can bloody watch the sequence which u and tanu gonna create ... dhanya ho tum log.. tum logon ke deemag ke neurons main yeah sab kaha aajata hai ....

heh heh ..dekha praths....tum kya ye poori duniya mein sirf ek tumhari bhains hi sahaara hai!!!!...

n nahi tumhe kuch nahi pata chalega...hum ek aisa mod layenge jiske baare mein kisi ne kabhi na suna hoga na dekha hoga...ok dats a bit of exaggeration..par tumhare liye kuch bhi yaar!!!!!

n nahi not PETA..its PABKLSA....thoda lamba naam hai par chalega!!...its stands for Pratham Aur Bhains Ki Love Story Andolan!!!!!!!!!:D

n riya..don worry hum kab badal jayein tumhe pata bhi nahi chalega...kya pata kal praths ki leg pull karein ya na .....kal hum tumhari bhi kar sakte hain....kyun tan..hai na??!!!!!!:p :D

[pratham]

right bola taashu baba...

aur riya.. yeah log kabhbhi badal sakte hai.. kyunki en min ek enna... aur enna ka matlab... oye tanu bol du kya enna ka matlab... lolzz.. le phir khadi ho gayee chappal leke..

lekin riya... its fun and waise its honour to have athread named on ur name... lolzz...

[iluvdan]

wats dis enna???????????????

[remixed_devil19]

Omgggggggggg srsly........luvd evry bit .....cant juzz stop laughin........gr888 goin n hehe nathu.....btw enna in my language (datz tamil) means wt...n dis prts n tana hve made ita mazak n prts says dat enna = girgeet n tans says enna = angel....n prts calls tans enna datz an girgeet....hehe samjhi....sach much hats off 2 u guys...uuf kitna falooda nikal rahe ho bechaare prts kya ....:rolleyes:
Mads,maddy,madhuben!!

[angelfromhell21]

oye garu... yeah kya tu bhi saath chod ke jaa rahi hai...

paapi logon... aur taashu waise tu social service kar rahi hai ya... PETA ke liye kaam kar rahi hai...

i can bloody watch the sequence which u and tanu gonna create ... dhanya ho tum log.. tum logon ke deemag ke neurons main yeah sab kaha aajata hai ....
main tumhari bhains ka saath nahin chod sakti!! after all woh tumhari patni hai!!!!! uski raksha karna mera dharam hai!!!!!!:p

[riya_remix]

right bola taashu baba...

aur riya.. yeah log kabhbhi badal sakte hai.. kyunki en min ek enna... aur enna ka matlab... oye tanu bol du kya enna ka matlab... lolzz.. le phir khadi ho gayee chappal leke..

lekin riya... its fun and waise its honour to have athread named on ur name... lolzz...
arre pratham...aisa mat bolo bhai!!main bhag rahin hun!!:p :D just kidding...ab nats mere piche padne wali hai!bt it's gr8 fun 2 read d posts in this thread...after all,its"masti manao"gang!:) i can't stop laughing when i cum 2 this thread....

[iluvdan]

arre mads..bas bas lapet mat.....par haan chila..zor se..TAN TASHU ROK!!!

n deary tan wah enna...nahin.......!!!!

n riya...join d club....:D

[riya_remix]

arre mads..bas bas lapet mat.....par haan chila..zor se..TAN TASHU ROK!!!

n deary tan wah enna...nahin.......!!!!

n riya...join d club....:D
hey nats!!i'm all wid u...n rearing 2 go...:D :p

[sachin_jain]

Hey Guys....

I hv noticed one thing. It will definitely annoy seniors & moderators of Insia Forum but still I will write this . Whenever a Senior or Moderator makes a thread, all others appreciate him/her & support him/her for making new thread. But wen a newbie starts a thread, the first response that comes in thread is that DONT MAKE NEW THREAD. IT IS ALREADY CROWDED & WE DONT WANT NEW ONES bla bla bla ... Thats not fair.

I know that seniors will delete this post or remove me from forum , but still i will post this. Seniors pls take care of it that we <newbies especially me> will not tolerate such a partiality....

Thank U
Sachin

[iluvdan]

1st of all deary sachin v ie seniors n harshu n rash ie mods havent made any threads 4 suuuuuuuch a long time...v DONT feel d need 2 do dat.....n in case u notice v WONT start threads like 'is ashi yuvi reunion on cards' or 'boring' or 'will shy suceed in her cunning acts?'......coz v discuss all dese topics in existing threads.

so basically ur post is completely BASELESS!..
okay now if u have a nice NEW idea den ive said dis b4 pehle u suggest abt it in suggestion thread n if every1 agrees, start it.

so there is no objection as such.
but dont u feel v r a bit OVERCROWDED wat wid 92 threads?????

i feel so. that is it..

n now since u have ritten dis in dis thread ie d 'FUN AND MASTI THREAD' den i must say dat u r joking...coz every1 here jokes:p ....
so shall i accept ur post as a joke??? or r u rlly trying 2 say dat v seniors n mods r idiots?????

thanku
natashu

[pratham]

hey sachin,.. first of all a hearty welcome to the forum...

and voila what a entry... however... something for u... now since taashu has already explained certain things to u... me will explain as well... i guess being a senior i should...

first things first.... the forum is very crowded... i wont support an idea of thread even if its relevant.. then it might be started by anybody.. mods or seniors... secondly u say that we partialise between seniors and juniors... well buddy absolutely no... if possible go and check tanus thread which she started... that thread was irrelevant... and we explained the same and expressed our disappointment with her there and then... so theres absolute no partiality in first place...

annd if u can check the threads... i think that we r covering each and every topic regarding remix and revolving around it.. so theres absolute no need for new threads... absolutely no... and as taashu said if u wanna start it... suggest it in the thread ( see we even have a thread for suggestions... good na)...opinion asked and then go ahead with ur decision...

i hope as a senior i m clear...

and now ur post shows me some "rang de basanti - Be a rebel" mood.. kindly change coz we all here are already rebels...so u cant be a rebel in the rebels ... can u?

taashu... u were preety harsh... anywayz... tera gussa main samajh sakta huun...

[iluvdan]

hey praths i wasnt being rude....i was just asking.....coz his post suggests dat v r idiots...n yeah v had said dat atleast i had said dat i was disappointed by tan in 1 of her threads...

but anyways v cant make dis thread sooooooo pathetic n boring...chucks...

lets forget n get back 2 bhains n praths prem kahani...tan bahut dino se nahi ayi kya hua???

[pratham]

rite bola...taashu.. chalo lag jaao... bhains ke aur mere peeche...

phir meri kahaani yaad aaye...lolzz

[Mac rocks_92]

Prats aur Natashu aab yeah to Jokes ka thread tha. Par lag raha hai ki ab prat ko chod kar tumhe aapna naya target banaya jaaye. Thick hai na prats. Apna revenge lo. This one's a cool thread.:D

[tana]

Omgggggggggg srsly........luvd evry bit .....cant juzz stop laughin........gr888 goin n hehe nathu.....btw enna in my language (datz tamil) means wt...n dis prts n tana hve made ita mazak n prts says dat enna = girgeet n tans says enna = angel....n prts calls tans enna datz an girgeet....hehe samjhi....sach much hats off 2 u guys...uuf kitna falooda nikal rahe ho bechaare prts kya ....:rolleyes:
Mads,maddy,madhuben!!

otye meaning dena zaroori tha kya madhuben............:mad:
dono ka popat bana diya.......:p hehehe

[tana]

hey sachin,.. first of all a hearty welcome to the forum...

and voila what a entry... however... something for u... now since taashu has already explained certain things to u... me will explain as well... i guess being a senior i should...

first things first.... the forum is very crowded... i wont support an idea of thread even if its relevant.. then it might be started by anybody.. mods or seniors... secondly u say that we partialise between seniors and juniors... well buddy absolutely no... if possible go and check tanus thread which she started... that thread was irrelevant... and we explained the same and expressed our disappointment with her there and then... so theres absolute no partiality in first place...
annd if u can check the threads... i think that we r covering each and every topic regarding remix and revolving around it.. so theres absolute no need for new threads... absolutely no... and as taashu said if u wanna start it... suggest it in the thread ( see we even have a thread for suggestions... good na)...opinion asked and then go ahead with ur decision...

i hope as a senior i m clear...

and now ur post shows me some "rang de basanti - Be a rebel" mood.. kindly change coz we all here are already rebels...so u cant be a rebel in the rebels ... can u?

taashu... u were preety harsh... anywayz... tera gussa main samajh sakta huun...



oye yeh kab hua??????
maine to padha bhi nain...........wich thread praths?????
jaldi bol........ill go and chek!!

[tana]

Hey Guys....

I hv noticed one thing. It will definitely annoy seniors & moderators of Insia Forum but still I will write this . Whenever a Senior or Moderator makes a thread, all others appreciate him/her & support him/her for making new thread. But wen a newbie starts a thread, the first response that comes in thread is that DONT MAKE NEW THREAD. IT IS ALREADY CROWDED & WE DONT WANT NEW ONES bla bla bla ... Thats not fair.

I know that seniors will delete this post or remove me from forum , but still i will post this. Seniors pls take care of it that we <newbies especially me> will not tolerate such a partiality....

Thank U
Sachin

hey sachin........welcome to the forum.....
dont feel bad yaar.......its not that we dont appreciate the threads made by the newbies....just make a relevant thread and we'll appreciate ok?
best of luck!:)
tana

[iluvdan]

oye yeh kab hua??????
maine to padha bhi nain...........wich thread praths?????
jaldi bol........ill go and chek!!

i dunno abt praths ..but i had reacted very rudely in ur dat thread remixed tunes...thank god u dint read dat!


hehehehe back 2 praths prem kahani

[tana]

i dunno abt praths ..but i had reacted very rudely in ur dat thread remixed tunes...thank god u dint read dat!


hehehehe back 2 praths prem kahani


oye chalega.......that time my chappal was not functioning:p....nahin toh.......
neways bak to praths n hisb bhains.....wat plans have u made for the grand wedding???:p

[riya_remix]

ya c'mon guys..lets rewind n get 2 back 2 d fun n masti wala mode!!:p enough of this thread thing...

[tana]

okies okies......
back to the bhains......
praths tere shaadi ka song bana liya
here it is from mine n shu's behalf!:p

humari bhains ki aegi baaraat...
hum dhol bajaenge....
praths ka sehra uthega re.....
usme se voh sharmaega re....
bhains ki lali lal ho jaegi re....
sharma ke chhup jaegi re......

humari bhains ki aegi baraat.....
hum dhol bajaenge!!!!!
yippeeeeeeee......
shaadi mubarak ho praths.....:p

[riya_remix]

okies okies......
back to the bhains......
praths tere shaadi ka song bana liya
here it is from mine n shu's behalf!:p

humari bhains ki aegi baaraat...
hum dhol bajaenge....
praths ka sehra uthega re.....
usme se voh sharmaega re....
bhains ki lali lal ho jaegi re....
sharma ke chhup jaegi re......

humari bhains ki aegi baraat.....
hum dhol bajaenge!!!!!
yippeeeeeeee......
shaadi mubarak ho praths.....:p
o god..sumbody help me..i'm laughing my wits out!!!:p gr8 poem tana n nats!

[tana]

oye shu wer r u????
tumm kahan hooooo????
wedding plans chodkar dhoka dekar chali gai kya?
:p :p

[pratham]

tanu... cant help laughing.... i seriously cant help laughing... arey itna soch soch ke agar padhaee karegi to boards main aayegi tanu...

and u starte that remx gaanewala thread.. us main check taashus reaction...

waise nice song...

[tana]

tanu... cant help laughing.... i seriously cant help laughing... arey itna soch soch ke agar padhaee karegi to boards main aayegi tanu...

and u starte that remx gaanewala thread.. us main check taashus reaction...

waise nice song...



thaankoo thankoo..............btw why ru laughing??:confused:
aur boards mein to pakka aoongi..dont worry re.....

i chekd shu's reaction.........itna bhi rude nahin tha....:p
dont worry uske liye meri priy chappal ka ek shabd hi kaafi hai........thadaak!!!:p

[Mac rocks_92]

:p Tana song to mast hai. Par pahleeze is naachiz ko batao ki tune ka hai.
I tried some tunes like dilwaale dulhaniya le jayenge and other shaadi songs but kuch fit nahi aaya. Ab tana bata bhi do ki tumhare lahjabab gaane ka tune kya hai. Waise Prats ke wedding prep me hum join kar sakte hai kya.:D

[tana]

:p Tana song to mast hai. Par pahleeze is naachiz ko batao ki tune ka hai.
I tried some tunes like dilwaale dulhaniya le jayenge and other shaadi songs but kuch fit nahi aaya. Ab tana bata bhi do ki tumhare lahjabab gaane ka tune kya hai. Waise Prats ke wedding prep me hum join kar sakte hai kya.:D



hehehe actuli maine tune se nahin banaya.....
its just a silly song re! make ne tune and sing it!
and sure u can join us netime
welcome to the "pratham ko torture karo club!"
luv
tana:D

[Mac rocks_92]

Duniya mein kitni hai nafrate,
Phir bhi Pratham ke dil me hai mohabate.

Pratham ki niklegi savari,
Uuski dulhaniaya hogi uske adaayo mein waari waari.

Phir bhi Pratham ka dil jaagta na sota hai,
Kya karega bechara kuch kuch hota hai.


First gana Mohabate ke tune mein, 2 gana ramji ki nikli savari ke tune mein aur 3 gaana kuch kuch hota hai ke tune mein.
Kyun prats sach hai ki nahi ye lines?:cool: :)

[tana]

Duniya mein kitni hai nafrate,
Phir bhi Pratham ke dil me hai mohabate.

Pratham ki niklegi savari,
Uuski dulhaniaya hogi uske adaayo mein waari waari.

Phir bhi Pratham ka dil jaagta na sota hai,
Kya karega bechara kuch kuch hota hai.


First gana Mohabate ke tune mein, 2 gana ramji ki nikli savari ke tune mein aur 3 gaana kuch kuch hota hai ke tune mein.
Kyun prats sach hai ki nahi ye lines?:cool: :)


arey wah medha! kya entry mari hai!!!!!
lololololololol

[Mac rocks_92]

Waise thanku. And I love to pull legs as far as they don't come out from joints. Natashu 's missing the fun.:D

[pratham]

nice to see so many people writing for me... i am inspiration for so many of u...

oye tanu... yaar come on... dekh kitne jan ujhe join kar rahe hai... lekin please inko itne jaldi apne woh girgeet waale colours mat batana yaar... i mean dekh kitne enthu ke saath they have joined u... inko galati se bhi tera jo plan hai.... matlab mere baad kiski waat lagane ka jo plan hai na.. woh mat batana...
and seriously yaar,.. tu apne naame ko jaag rahi ho... enna.. by the way... medha aapko enna ka matlab pata hai... enna yaane girgeet... aur girgeet yaane tanu.. nobody can beat u in being a girgeet.. u rock...
ur the greatest girgeet i have ever seen... yipeeee... i m so lucky...:D ( oye woh chappal neeche rakh... u said me to give a reply..)


aur aap nayee madam... kya naam hai aapka... medha.. oye medha this is a war.. u seriously wanna participate kya.. soch lo bhaee.. gaane hum bhi likhte hai....

allrite... to phir... jo bole so nihalll.... sasriyakaal...

waahe gurujee ka khalsa waahe gurujee ki fateh...

[riya_remix]

nice to see so many people writing for me... i am inspiration for so many of u...

oye tanu... yaar come on... dekh kitne jan ujhe join kar rahe hai... lekin please inko itne jaldi apne woh girgeet waale colours mat batana yaar... i mean dekh kitne enthu ke saath they have joined u... inko galati se bhi tera jo plan hai.... matlab mere baad kiski waat lagane ka jo plan hai na.. woh mat batana...
and seriously yaar,.. tu apne naame ko jaag rahi ho... enna.. by the way... medha aapko enna ka matlab pata hai... enna yaane girgeet... aur girgeet yaane tanu.. nobody can beat u in being a girgeet.. u rock...
ur the greatest girgeet i have ever seen... yipeeee... i m so lucky...:D ( oye woh chappal neeche rakh... u said me to give a reply..)


aur aap nayee madam... kya naam hai aapka... medha.. oye medha this is a war.. u seriously wanna participate kya.. soch lo bhaee.. gaane hum bhi likhte hai....

allrite... to phir... jo bole so nihalll.... sasriyakaal...

waahe gurujee ka khalsa waahe gurujee ki fateh...
hey pratham..u sure gonna face d music!!:p welcum medha!!

[iluvdan]

wah wah ...sabse pehle kya baat hai tan...wahwahwah....

mein to yehi thi...bas ab mazaa aa gaya......

n medha kya baat hai re....srsly kya entry maari!

pratham u r njoing dis??????????????????????:confused: :confused: :confused:

rite on ppl....CHECK MY SIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

cheeeeeers tashu

[tana]

achcha praths..........ab mera jawaab dekh le
iit ka jawab patthar se...........bahut style mar raha tha na.........ab bhugat!!!!
hahahahaha mogambo khush hua!!!!!


okie ppl heres presenting the pic of jodi kamaal ki.....................laugh ur wits out hehehehehe (wicked):D

[iluvdan]

hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahhaahahhaahha

lol lol lol lol olol lol lol lol lol lol lol

gr88888888888888888888888888888888888888888

[tana]

and here ppl (for the ones who have high chasme ka number) is an enlarged photo of jodee kamaal ki...........
njoy!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/tanarox/prtsnbhains.jpg

[iluvdan]

okay pratham this 1 is esp for u...........

since tan ne teri bahut kheechi hai..here is ur chance...seeeeeeeeee:D :D


OKAY 100000000 DOLLARS FOR ANY1 HU CAN SOPT THE DEVIL AMONG THE ANGELS!!!!! That is apni own TANA!!!!!!!!!

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/natasha_rox/friendsandme.jpg


hehehehehehhehehehehehehe

have fun...
happy spotting
tashu

[pratham]

good job tanu,... kya deemag paaya...

[pratham]

presenting a brand new face of our very own tanu...


here are the various faces of tanu... check out..

Introducing

our very own enna..tanu the first pic

enna (tanu) in closeup.. dosent she looks gorgeous...

enna has jus got one more jhatka of hers in the third pic... isnt she booming happily... tell us ur raza of happiness..

and enna with goggle in the third pic... this was aken during one of the mela she went.. 4th Pic

for all those who dont know hat enna is.. it means girgeet and thts our deary tanu,.,.

enjoy...

[neeraja05]

hahahahahaahaha
ise kehte hai iit ka jawaab patthar se :p
bahut research karke aaye ho dodobhai..good tan ke liye treat!;)

[pratham]

some more faces of tanu...

well... i can here the applaud for me... thank u thanku...

i will surely come up with some more...

tanu in sad mood... tanu with her bf girgeet.. tanu roamncing... and much more to come...

[Renee]

Hey Guys....

I hv noticed one thing. It will definitely annoy seniors & moderators of Insia Forum but still I will write this . Whenever a Senior or Moderator makes a thread, all others appreciate him/her & support him/her for making new thread. But wen a newbie starts a thread, the first response that comes in thread is that DONT MAKE NEW THREAD. IT IS ALREADY CROWDED & WE DONT WANT NEW ONES bla bla bla ... Thats not fair.

I know that seniors will delete this post or remove me from forum , but still i will post this. Seniors pls take care of it that we <newbies especially me> will not tolerate such a partiality....

Thank U
Sachin
I completely agree to whatever Sachin said but i wud like to say something.In all the threads all seniors are in their ownwrold whatever a new member writes they don't bother to it.I can give u lot of examples for instance take the poem thread where 2 senoirs called pratham n Drew are writing i mean everyone appreciates them no matter how stupid their poem might be.Really i think senoirs like Neeraja05,iluvdan,tana,drew,vandi29,angelfromhell2 1,sprightly,nikkykal,pratham n many more aren't interested in making us their friends.

[pratham]

oye u new beas.. whts the matter with u guys... kuch problem hai to bata do.. we r trying to understand u and taking all ur posts and replying u .. that dosent mean we gonna take ur allegatios ... allrite...

and u say we r in our own world.. first of u new beas take a lot of time to adjust...still we try and get along with u... not that we don want to be ur freind..

how many threads have u guys talked upon...how many threads are there where u submit ur views , talk discuss... there is shweta s thread.. a project our first one... and our dream one... how much have u contributed.. instead of posting such post try something more creative and then grab the attenion... how much have u contributed for karans bday thread...

u talk about poems... and call drews poem stupid... how much have u contributed to that particular thread as well... i bet try and write something "stupid" as drew... bloody try and write anything we will still appreciate u... what u write dosent matter to us untill and unless u write..

so better check that out... and we seniors even we were new beas at some point of time... so be creative and innovative to get noticed... check the fun and masti thread.. anybody visiting there is gonna have time of their life...its we who r keeping it on the fire on between all of us... gimme one example wherein we have discouraged any new bea... however if u think pointing the mistake that ur doing as a senior of his forum is wrong then i m sorry but its u who dont wanna change and make freinds...

peope have joined the forum are still there and are still enjoying... we value everybody here... u mus no be aware about the bond that we share... to share the sae bond u need to be with us instead of against us... as far as drew is concerned she is my sister.. i don mind u criticising here poems if u don like them... however think are u urself capable enough to write atleast half stupid what drew write... and if u think ur not then ... chuck it buddy..

i m seeing and feeling this time and again... that to grab attention and get noticed many new beas re trying to do this rebel kinda thing... for a eason the rebel is always welcomed... without reason the rebel is not a rebel...

think over it guys.. this isnt a private preoperty of ours that we on anybody else to interfere in it... its our forum...

i hope i m clear..

thanx

[neeraja05]

To dearest renee and sachin,

whatever pratham has said is completely true and ur words r not justified in any way.Before making such statements u guys need to think over what kind of threads u make.And nobody here is partial to anybody..everyone is equal..whether a newbie or a senior.
Pratham is right...have u guys ever contributed or posted on other threads..and i mean quality posts.
next time just read over ur posts and comment accordingly..we r not going to take this crap.
and as far as drew is concerned..u dare not speak about her poems,we all r here to appreciate them...and ur bullshit comments wont help in stopping her.

[tana]

I completely agree to whatever Sachin said but i wud like to say something.In all the threads all seniors are in their ownwrold whatever a new member writes they don't bother to it.I can give u lot of examples for instance take the poem thread where 2 senoirs called pratham n Drew are writing i mean everyone appreciates them no matter how stupid their poem might be.Really i think senoirs like Neeraja05,iluvdan,tana,drew,vandi29,angelfromhell2 1,sprightly,nikkykal,pratham n many more aren't interested in making us their friends.



hellos renee.........i already replied to sachin's post but here ur with another rebellious one....
ok dont feel bad but plz try to understand us also.......i was a newbie 3 months back and i never evn dreamt of writing such posts babes......all i did was make new friends and now here i am with a whole gang of them....you should try to be more patient and understanding ok? just pm us and we'lll be ur friends in a jiffy......but plz dont write such harsh words criticising sum of the best members of the forum like pratham and drew.......lemme tell you their posts and poems are fab! plz dont criticise sumones creation and hurt their feelings like this ok? its my humble request......
hope you understand babes...
luv
tana:)

[tana]

some more faces of tanu...

well... i can here the applaud for me... thank u thanku...

i will surely come up with some more...

tanu in sad mood... tanu with her bf girgeet.. tanu roamncing... and much more to come...


e hello!!!!!!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ab to dekh.........................jawab nahin diya to mera naam nahin......
just you wait praths!!!! and wish tomorrow neva cums!:mad:
tu toh gaya kaam se............world war3 has begun.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashi rocks]

Hye bhaggu.....ppl...!!!! Stop fighting!!!!! It makes me laugh 2 see everyone so worked up over nothing!


All d newbies r getting pissed...well, I can understand u.......I consider myself 2 be quite a devil....n I dun allow boring new topics to last on d forum for longer than a day:D ....

But dont try 2 criticize others...try 2 post something nice first, then we'll surely reply!

[tana]

Hye bhaggu.....ppl...!!!! Stop fighting!!!!! It makes me laugh 2 see everyone so worked up over nothing!


All d newbies r getting pissed...well, I can understand u.......I consider myself 2 be quite a devil....n I dun allow boring new topics to last on d forum for longer than a day:D ....

But dont try 2 criticize others...try 2 post something nice first, then we'll surely reply!


bingo harshu..............btw ru talking abt meri aur prths ki fight???
vohh to war hai war.........and no one can prevent a war!!
kyun praths?:p

[divyaashimix]

I completely agree to whatever Sachin said but i wud like to say something.In all the threads all seniors are in their ownwrold whatever a new member writes they don't bother to it.I can give u lot of examples for instance take the poem thread where 2 senoirs called pratham n Drew are writing i mean everyone appreciates them no matter how stupid their poem might be.Really i think senoirs like Neeraja05,iluvdan,tana,drew,vandi29,angelfromhell2 1,sprightly,nikkykal,pratham n many more aren't interested in making us their friends.
hey Renee...
this is Divya....
hey even I Joined tis forum in March and till May 3rd, i.e today I've made many friends here...
See, you gonna have to have an adjusting attitude dear...
I agree with your complains, but only to some extent...
There were and there are many newbies here who post anything irrelevant on the forum, and when we reply or correct them, they are least bothered to accept their fault...
There are seniors who will always correct whenever they feel that you are wrong, the seniors have even corrected me, but I apologised and see, I'm happy here....
Please try and understand dear...you'll have a blast here on this form:) :)

[iluvdan]

hey harshu dont worry abt this thread dis is d chit chat thread...for all pagal pan stuff....

n now 2 renee n sachin....
GET A LIFE LOSERS!!!!!

renee as i beleive u r the same pile of shit hu 1ce said 'how can u ppl be crazy over a loser show like remix??' isint it renee darling...
well deary if u post such crap posts den no doubts u wont have a single frind in a century!!

what do d hell u think of urself...useless crap gal...agar tume koi talent nahi hai to doosron ke talent ko kyun dosh de rahi ho???:p

okay babes...hum tumhara dukh samajh sakte hai......

n for ur kind information drew n praths n tan rock as far as poems r concerned...n watever idiotic stuff u say ill always praise der hardwork....smething u can NEVER think of doing im sure!

and yeah agar tum doosron ki tareef nahi kar sakti to wat do u expect from others???? waise i ignored ur last few posts...which u had posted in 'is ur life remix'....dunno why ab mai tumhre muh lag rahi hoon...but had 2 say dis!..sorry but am sorry 2 say...u wont have many frndz in ur entire life...sorry dear..

i dont noe why u newbeis r having a prob wid us???....are u JEALOUS????????

tell me frankly...n ill leave n make a place for u ur HIGHNESS!!!!

as for ur contribution have u replyed in newbeis thread??????
have u ever said hi im a new member????
wat do u think hum sab seniors hi the????

n as for wat u said i dont wanna make frndz wid u den wat do u think hum sab saath aye hain????? mere baad tan joined..den came pratham..den came neeru..den came riya....n now v all r like buddies.........

but now u have said it i think tumse esp dosti ill have 2 think twice...
coz more den 1ce uve ritten vulgar n obsence posts abt remix!

hope u will understand dat i dont take such massive heaps of shit srsly...
thanku
tashu
im absolutely NOT sorry if my post had hurt u anywhere at anytym..its ur prob not mine!
ending wid a very nice..GO TO HELL!!!!


n last..awesome praths...bas nikal gaya diwala....
rokin enna!:D

[nikkykal]

Hufffffffff, oooffffffffffffff,, dear dear Sizzlers.., What on earth is this happening yaaaraon?

I know that there are some peopletrying DESPERATELY and deliberately to just offend the feeling of Sizzlers. It is indeed time to reaxct and react strongly...,precisely the way PRATHAM did. But I am afraid the others are crossing the limits of decency.

Tashu Baby, over the last 2 weeks I have noticed a considerable change in you. and I had made that point to Vands too. On one hand I am P R O U D of you for the sensational change in you, for the kind of responsibility you are taking upin various aspects, but at the same time I am disappointed with the language being used. I THOUROUGHLY RESPECT AND REGARD the way you are supporting your mates here, you MUST DO SO, but yaara kisee ko gaali dene mein tum apna zubaan ganda kyon kar rahee ho. We have all realized that they suffering from some khatte angoor complex. Unko apne raaste chalne do, saddh ne do, hum apnee jahaan mein masti kareinge na yaar.

And finally to those who feel castaway..

IT IS NOT THE CULTURE OF THE SIZZLERS GANG TO CONSCIOUSLY OFFEND ANYONE. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT CERTAIN REACTIONS MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISINTERPRETED. IN SUCH CASES EVERY SIZZLER IS OPEN FOR DIGNIFIED CLARIFICATIONS. ANY MEANINGFUL MESSAGE POSTED WILL BE REPLIED WITH DUE RESPECT. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A MEANINGFUL CONTRIBUTION YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME, DONT FORGET THAT EVERY SENIOR TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN A NEWBIE ONCE. I REPEAT ONE LAST TIME, WE HAVE NO PREJUDICES AGAINST ANYONE AS LONG AS THEY ARE GENUINE, BUT IF YOUR SOLE INTENT IS TO OFFEND OTHERS BECAUSE OF YOUR UNREASONALE AND IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS, BE INFORMED THAT IT WILLNOT BE TOLERATED. YOU MAY TREAT THIS AS A GENTLE REMINDER OR A CRUDE WARNING....!! EITHER WAY IT IS PERFECTLY OFFICIAL AND VERY SOON YOU WILL END UP HAVING NO RESPONSE (GOOD OR BAD ) FROM ANY OF US. IF THAT HAPPENS YOU WONT HAVE A WORSE INSULT TO YOUR EXISTENCE.

Dear Sizzlers, I hopeyou agree with me.Let me know.

Nikky

[Drew]

I competely agree with u'll.Renee i just want to tell u tht becoz of ur stupid post i have come to know how much all my friends like my poems n respect me as a poet.n now i am feeling proud to really have friends like them.

[divyaashimix]

hey harshu dont worry abt this thread dis is d chit chat thread...for all pagal pan stuff....

n now 2 renee n sachin....
GET A LIFE LOSERS!!!!!

renee as i beleive u r the same pile of shit hu 1ce said 'how can u ppl be crazy over a loser show like remix??' isint it renee darling...
well deary if u post such crap posts den no doubts u wont have a single frind in a century!!

what do d hell u think of urself...useless crap gal...agar tume koi talent nahi hai to doosron ke talent ko kyun dosh de rahi ho???:p

okay babes...hum tumhara dukh samajh sakte hai......

n for ur kind information drew n praths n tan rock as far as poems r concerned...n watever idiotic stuff u say ill always praise der hardwork....smething u can NEVER think of doing im sure!

and yeah agar tum doosron ki tareef nahi kar sakti to wat do u expect from others???? waise i ignored ur last few posts...which u had posted in 'is ur life remix'....dunno why ab mai tumhre muh lag rahi hoon...but had 2 say dis!..sorry but am sorry 2 say...u wont have many frndz in ur entire life...sorry dear..

i dont noe why u newbeis r having a prob wid us???....are u JEALOUS????????

tell me frankly...n ill leave n make a place for u ur HIGHNESS!!!!

as for ur contribution have u replyed in newbeis thread??????
have u ever said hi im a new member????
wat do u think hum sab seniors hi the????

n as for wat u said i dont wanna make frndz wid u den wat do u think hum sab saath aye hain????? mere baad tan joined..den came pratham..den came neeru..den came riya....n now v all r like buddies.........

but now u have said it i think tumse esp dosti ill have 2 think twice...
coz more den 1ce uve ritten vulgar n obsence posts abt remix!

hope u will understand dat i dont take such massive heaps of shit srsly...
thanku
tashu
im absolutely NOT sorry if my post had hurt u anywhere at anytym..its ur prob not mine!
ending wid a very nice..GO TO HELL!!!!


n last..awesome praths...bas nikal gaya diwala....
rokin enna!:D
JESUS MAN.....
WHAT AN ENCOUNTER TASHU....
YOU HAVE A CAREER OPTION OF BEING AN IAS OFFICER....
DAM KOOL MAN...
I TRIED TO BE PATIENT WITH THAT GIRL, BUT YOU!!!!!!
REALLY AN AWESOME WORK...
GET GOING GIRL...
THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS GIRL POWER.....:) :)

[riya_remix]

c'mon guys n gals!let's stop all this..i think nikky explained d situation in detail..n now all those people who comment unnecessarily wud've got d hint(hope so!;) )we all here r a family n nobody can break this bond!:) every1 here appreciates gud work n rectify d bad work done by any1 be it a senior or a newbie!we all know dat pratham's n drew's poems r simply outstanding..n nobody can refute this claim...so thand rakh natashu!cool now..i agree u gotta defend d ppl u luv n nats intentions were pretty clear..n c'mon yaaro lets all get back 2 masti n remix!!

[pratham]

Nikky D.. right on target as usual... i ha tried and been patient with these people.. i mean cant take so much negativeness yaar.. the whole atmosphere became negative... damm itni nafrat le nahi sakta main... i don wanna hate anyone .. however i cant understnd why these people hate us..

and taashu... common cant we reply them back with our dignity kept intact... come on taashu... we expect much better language from u ... u urself know u can screw cases sweetly..:D .. so come on...


and harshu... yes this is war... har har mahadeo..........

aao tanu... maidan main aao... aaja ya to aar ya paar...

[iluvdan]

okay den im sorry nikks praths n riya....i never meant u ppl 2 feel low coz of me..im sorry..

its just dat dat lady renee had more den twice used derogatory lang.
n at dat tym i was shut...but dat anger got smewat bombed by her latest post

im sorry 4 letting down d SIZZLER FEELING!! am rlly...:o

its just dat i respect devs a lot..n i thought dat renee had crossed her limits...
n so sparked of...

sorry.....

u r rite why shud i spoil my own lang.

n talking abt lang i got sme tips from u nikks D ..how u praised my poem!!:p :D
jk...ill keep dat in mind..n thanks 4 bacayeng me b4 i fell in dat ghadaa

cheers tashu

[tana]

okie................since many people re posting unwanted posts in this particuklar thread and spoiling the whole fun and breaking the whole link of jokes............i made sum rules for posting out here!!!! (wat brainz ive got man!!):p

1)you cannot enter widout a sense of humour....or with a sense to take humour....


2)you must be a highy qualified joker.....or joke reader to understand sum lamer than lamest posts that I post....


3)you should remove and dispose off your attitude before you enter out here


4)you should in any case be against pratham........(join the praths ko torture karo club" for more details!:p


5)you should never post chameleon pictures.....


6)you should not go off topic...(matlab never be non-funny)


7)you have to be more than mental to understand our feelings:p


8)you should respect animals.....specially a bhains (heehee.....im sooo wicked)


9)laugh and let laugh


10)learn the anthem of ths thread........tashu tanu zindabad!


and for more information please check out the rules in my siggy....
thaankoo..........:D

[pratham]

all rules are accepted....lekin beaware of the club... coz this is war.. so keep he attitude out

respecting animals is rite..
u got to respect tanu... i m sorry girgeet.. sorry tanu.. sory girgeet....

ufff... ek hi to hai dono.. so respect animals...


and the anthem is..taashu tanu and praths zindabad...

[iluvdan]

hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahaha

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah...mazaa aa gaya pad ke...

bas mein to always invited kyunki mein to saare rules maanti hoon...:D

rlly awesum rulez...dil garden garden ho gaya.....:D
cheers tashu

[tana]

all rules are accepted....lekin beaware of the club... coz this is war.. so keep he attitude out

respecting animals is rite..
u got to respect tanu... i m sorry girgeet.. sorry tanu.. sory girgeet....

ufff... ek hi to hai dono.. so respect animals...


and the anthem is..taashu tanu and praths zindabad...



okies ppl................forgot to add one more rule......
11)whatever pratham says is neither accepted nor let into your brains.....
thank you!:cool:

[Mac rocks_92]

Tana wow u handled the situation so tackt fully. The Renee war.
Prat ki biwi kamaal hai. Tana ka "enna" pics lajabab hai.
Aur prat Mein PTC {PRATS TORTURE CLUB} Mein participate karne ke liye tayyar hoon.:D :p
Ab ek meri oor se bhet
Aayi hai ginke ye jodee waali raat hai,
Pratham ki jodee banane ki baat hai.

Dekha hai pehli baar,
Pratham ki biwi ko yaar.

O pratham, teri teri teri biwi......
Uski aankhein, uski daate, uska singh,
Teri teri teri biwi.

1-Jodee kamaal ki track
2-Dekha hai pehli baar saajan ke aankhon
3-Tera Surroor

[muackz]

Hi all
Wts with u guys fightin with pratham? Last time i came here, he was dissing karan......r u all still goin on about that?????

N Pratham, y u calling our sweet tanu girgit???????? she is so sweet n funny....b nice na......
Anky

[iluvdan]

hey anki...dont wory...its juzz d chit chat thread...v have a lottttttta a fun here...

n d worst part is praths is enjoying...[confused charecter..] ...he always praises us wen v chat..kyun tan...but anyways..dis war is a fun war......n every1s enjoying...

esp us the INSEPARABLE FRNDZ!!!! kyun pratha n tan......
check my siggy for inseparable frndz...v rock 2gether...:D

n i agree wid praths tan..d motto shud b modified!:)

cheers tashu

[muackz]

O......then its gud......keep hving fun then.....keep fighting.....lol
Anky

[pratham]

Tana wow u handled the situation so tackt fully. The Renee war.
Prat ki biwi kamaal hai. Tana ka "enna" pics lajabab hai.
Aur prat Mein PTC {PRATS TORTURE CLUB} Mein participate karne ke liye tayyar hoon.:D :p
Ab ek meri oor se bhet
Aayi hai ginke ye jodee waali raat hai,
Pratham ki jodee banane ki baat hai.

Dekha hai pehli baar,
Pratham ki biwi ko yaar.

O pratham, teri teri teri biwi......
Uski aankhein, uski daate, uska singh,
Teri teri teri biwi.
1-Jodee kamaal ki track
2-Dekha hai pehli baar saajan ke aankhon
3-Tera Surroor



oye itni pasand aagayee to shaai kar le usse medha dear...

hey by the way is girl-girl shaadi allowed in India...
check karo.. agar nahi hai.. to netherlands main jaao waha chalta hai.. bhains ko parcel kar dunga...


and yes taashu ur absolutely rite... freindz foreva... the trimurti...

great going keep it up and enjoy everybody

oye muackz.. i agree tanu is sweet... but a sweet girgeet... changing colours...

[tana]

Hi all
Wts with u guys fightin with pratham? Last time i came here, he was dissing karan......r u all still goin on about that?????

N Pratham, y u calling our sweet tanu girgit???????? she is so sweet n funny....b nice na......
Anky



oiye thaankoo anky sweetu!!
koi to meri peeda samajh sakta hai....
and this is a fun war with a deadly aim..........ek dusre ki vat lagao competition:p:p

[tana]

oye itni pasand aagayee to shaai kar le usse medha dear...

hey by the way is girl-girl shaadi allowed in India...
check karo.. agar nahi hai.. to netherlands main jaao waha chalta hai.. bhains ko parcel kar dunga...


and yes taashu ur absolutely rite... freindz foreva... the trimurti...

great going keep it up and enjoy everybody

oye muackz.. i agree tanu is sweet... but a sweet girgeet... changing colours...



hehehehe.............................lolololololol ololol..............fell off my chair reading this...............lololololol
kya answer hai prats!!!!!!!!
netherlands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ololololol olololololol

[pratham]

ek duusre ki puree tarah waat lagao...

bolo taashu tanu praths zindabad...


kiddin.. enjoy everybody... my story of enna - ek girgeet is going to take a new turn... so wait for it...

[tana]

ek duusre ki puree tarah waat lagao...

bolo taashu tanu praths zindabad...


kiddin.. enjoy everybody... my story of enna - ek girgeet is going to take a new turn... so wait for it...

chal re
evn meri kahani urf tana gr8 ki kahani kuch kam nahin hai......
jald aa rahi hai
praths aur bhains........ek atut aur anokhi love story!!!!!lagey raho ppl!!! :p

[nikkykal]

Hey Sizzlers,,

This is by far THE MOST ENTERTAINING THREAD we have had in a loooooooong looooooong time. Specially you three. man o man you are simply ammmmmaaaaaaaaaazzzing, trust me. You people are so good at creating magic out of nothing. I am totally FIDA on you people. Yes, I liked all the GENERAL rules to enter this club, BUT I am goiung to be on Pratham's side. I see most of us are on Tana / Tashu's side so I thought main apne pyaare bhaiya, munne raaja ka paksh loongi.., ab chaahe kisee ko achcha lage yaa na lage:p Aakhir ye MAHASANGRAM hai na., to dono taraf senaaein barabar ki honee chaahiye. ( Kyon Munna, maine theek kaha na? )

Tho ab meri chetaavnee sunlo...is Mahayudddh mein do jhande honge. Mere aur Pratham ke chaahne waalon ka symbol hoga BHAINS ( Yes I know what I am saying... it should be bhains because every time we see our own jhanda our inspiration should soar sky high ), and obviously Tana /Tashu ke paksh kee symbol hogee Girgit ( jisko dekh kar waise bhee gussa aa jaata hai ). Kyon Bhaiya, mera war strategy kaisa hai? Pasand aaya? All the very best to ALL SIZZLERS in this BATTLEFIELD..:D Chalo phir logon, Yalgaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr ho...!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaakkkkrrraamaannnnnnnn...!!!

[tana]

Hey Sizzlers,,

This is by far THE MOST ENTERTAINING THREAD we have had in a loooooooong looooooong time. Specially you three. man o man you are simply ammmmmaaaaaaaaaazzzing, trust me. You people are so good at creating magic out of nothing. I am totally FIDA on you people. Yes, I liked all the GENERAL rules to enter this club, BUT I am goiung to be on Pratham's side. I see most of us are on Tana / Tashu's side so I thought main apne pyaare bhaiya, munne raaja ka paksh loongi.., ab chaahe kisee ko achcha lage yaa na lage:p Aakhir ye MAHASANGRAM hai na., to dono taraf senaaein barabar ki honee chaahiye. ( Kyon Munna, maine theek kaha na? )

Tho ab meri chetaavnee sunlo...is Mahayudddh mein do jhande honge. Mere aur Pratham ke chaahne waalon ka symbol hoga BHAINS ( Yes I know what I am saying... it should be bhains because every time we see our own jhanda our inspiration should soar sky high ), and obviously Tana /Tashu ke paksh kee symbol hogee Girgit ( jisko dekh kar waise bhee gussa aa jaata hai ). Kyon Bhaiya, mera war strategy kaisa hai? Pasand aaya? All the very best to ALL SIZZLERS in this BATTLEFIELD..:D Chalo phir logon, Yalgaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr ho...!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaakkkkrrraamaannnnnnnn...!!!



abey nikky nani!!!!! tujhse yeh ummeed nahin thi!!!! sob sob......meri behen mujhse cheeni gai......nahiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......... .....keh do ki yeh jhooth hai!!!!!!!!
achcha nikkyben........jung shuroo karo.........vaise girgit rang badlu hote hain...par peeche hatne wale nahin!!!!!!
sainikon........bhainson par akraman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laughter gas chhodo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee!!!!!!

[neeraja05]

Rightly said nikky..tan n pratham ne to is thread mein jaan daal di hai.
as for the sides,main neutral hoon:p kabhi yahan to kabhi wahan..now dont call me girgeet..;) dono mere frnds hai to main dono ki side loongi.

[vandi29]

Rightly said nikky..tan n pratham ne to is thread mein jaan daal di hai.
as for the sides,main neutral hoon:p kabhi yahan to kabhi wahan..now dont call me girgeet..;) dono mere frnds hai to main dono ki side loongi.


right neeru main bhi tere saath hi hoon neutral hoon(not girgit not bobby just neutral :p )....main bhi choose nahin kar sakti but apparently mujhe tanu ne umpire bana diya tha........pata nahin if i can do justice to it.
lets see.

[remixed_devil19]

Mera bhi same 2 same case hai...watta 2 do:confused: ....enna (angel) tanuben ke side jaun ya fir enna(girgeet) ke side jaun....vands tera luck u bcame da umpire...mera aur neers ka kya???????
Mads,maddy,madhuben

[iluvdan]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FRUSTRATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bigheads dudders......arrrrrgh wat 2 say!!!!!!!!!!!

now who brought dis thread 2 life?????????? ME!!!!!!

now who made everybody laugh??????????? tan!!!

now who shud get side???????????? US!!!!

so wat d hell r u thinking??????????????

abhi bhi kuch sochne ki zaroorat hai kya?????????????

of course HAMARI SIDE LO DUUDERS!!!

chalo sab bina soche samjhe bolo ....TAN TASHU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

samjhe.....

[neeraja05]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FRUSTRATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bigheads dudders......arrrrrgh wat 2 say!!!!!!!!!!!

now who brought dis thread 2 life?????????? ME!!!!!!

now who made everybody laugh??????????? tan!!!

now who shud get side???????????? US!!!!

so wat d hell r u thinking??????????????

abhi bhi kuch sochne ki zaroorat hai kya?????????????

of course HAMARI SIDE LO DUUDERS!!!

chalo sab bina soche samjhe bolo ....TAN TASHU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

samjhe.....

arre pratham ki bhains nahi hoti to tum dono kiska mazaak udate??
to uska credit to pratham ko milna chahiye..after all bhains dearie uski hai na:p;)

[pratham]

yeah huyee na baat... ab aayega is jung main asli mazza...

tanu aur taashu ... after all everybody is participating... and thts more important...

and thanx a million zillion Nikky D...with all ur support hum jung jor shoro se ladenge...

aakramannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....................... .........

[iluvdan]

arre pratham ki bhains nahi hoti to tum dono kiska mazaak udate??
to uska credit to pratham ko milna chahiye..after all bhains dearie uski hai na:p;)

gaddar ..dhokebaaz...kya kya nahi socha maine tere baarein mein...aur tu.....
chal nikale..aaj ke baad meri zubaan pe neeru nahi ayega...ab sirf neers ayega:p

theek hai to agar dharti mata ne lalkara hai to theek hai.....

AKRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

senapati tan tum kahan ho????

hum do hi khafi hain...:D

chalo...aaaattttttttaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk k........

[tana]

nahn shu...............main saamna nahin kar sakti duniya ka......
main lut gai........barbaad ho gai!!!!
nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
koi humari side pe nahin...................
mere dost log dhokebaaz nikle!!!!!!!!!
sob sob sob sob......
main depression se mari jaa rahi hun.......
chal praths party mana le......
jiju bhi tere saath!!!!!!! sob sob sob
lekin itni sari moti bhainson ko takkar dene ke liye do girgit hi kaafi hai.......
chal shu........tu ek imandar sainik hai.......bilul kutte ki tarah wafadar:p ....
tujhe inaam milega!!!!!

jung shuru ho jaiiiiiiiii

jai hind!!!!!! rang de basanti..........or shud i say.......rang de bhainsanti!!!!!

[pratham]

okie.. to agar tum tayaar ho to phir jung shuru ho gayee hai...

lekin girgeet tanu tum to depression main jaa rahi ho.. ek to pehale tum do ho.. upar se agar tu bhi depression main chali jaayegi to taashu akeli kaise ladegi.. upar se she is not a original girgeet... to tanu please wapas aa jaaoo...
aur zamaana hamesha sachaee ke saath hota hai...

aur taashu.. yeah jo tanu ne kaha woh sunne se pehale mere kaan kyun nahi phat gaye... kutte ki tarah immandar... yeah kya baat huye yaar tanu.. tum log girgeet ho aur girgeet hi raho... please yeah kutton ko beech main mat laao...

[neeraja05]

gaddar ..dhokebaaz...kya kya nahi socha maine tere baarein mein...aur tu.....
chal nikale..aaj ke baad meri zubaan pe neeru nahi ayega...ab sirf neers ayega:p

theek hai to agar dharti mata ne lalkara hai to theek hai.....

AKRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

senapati tan tum kahan ho????

hum do hi khafi hain...:D

chalo...aaaattttttttaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk k........

dodo dodo read my earlier post plz..maine kaha hai im going to be neutral..which means main dono ki side hoon
aur tandol..mujhe dhokebaaz kaha tune???? itne din tak to teri side thi na..uska kuch nahi..ab pata chala asli dhokebaaz kaun hai..sob sob

ye forum...ye members...mere kaam ke nahi,mere kaam ke nahi

[pratham]

oye neeru maine kaha tha ... rangbadlu girgeet... galat kuch nahi kar rahii hai woh.. she is jus living upto her name... thts it... what else do u expect...

and they are still confused about girgeet and dogs... let them decide first and then u can decide which side ur on...

and whichever side ur ... u r always gonna me my freind....taaliyaa taaliyaa.. kya line hai...

[riya_remix]

arre yeh kya!yahan to opposing parties ban gayi!!which side shud i get on!i'm seriously confused!:confused: lemme b neutral plz!dono taraf friends hain..kise select karoon...idhar bhi dost,udhar bhi dost,kaunsi raah chunu main abhagi!!:p yeh kya ho gya yaaro!!:D :

[neeraja05]

oye neeru maine kaha tha ... rangbadlu girgeet... galat kuch nahi kar rahii hai woh.. she is jus living upto her name... thts it... what else do u expect...

and they are still confused about girgeet and dogs... let them decide first and then u can decide which side ur on...

and whichever side ur ... u r always gonna me my freind....taaliyaa taaliyaa.. kya line hai...

Tan seekh isse kuch..ise kehte hai dost..loyal dost..like ranveer,kuch bhi karo lekin they will be frnds..:p

bachaaaooo tan is after meeeeeee:p

[angelfromhell21]

chalo main bhi nuetral hoon! lekin jab man kiya kisi bhi taraf chali jaongi!!:p

[tana]

chalo main bhi nuetral hoon! lekin jab man kiya kisi bhi taraf chali jaongi!!:p



abey garu apney andar ke girgit ko jagaa!!!!
yehi hai girgit quality!!!
kisi bhi side badalne wale ko gigit kahan jaata hai......
join the gang........ur a true girgit!!!!

[nikkykal]

To whom it may concern,

Sangram mein ab soldiers kam aur neutral spectators zyaada ho gae hain, si I get an idea. Instead of just waiting and watching the nuetral players can see who's pallada is bhaari and to maintain the equillibrium, they can join the weaker sena. Is se kya hoga ki unka bhee kuch " practical " time pass hoga, war ka experience hoga, zyaada loss nahin hogi and whether they kill or die the war will still continue in full flight from both ways. Is my idea ok ? It is similar to A JOKER'S role in PLAYING CARDS....:D :D :D

So are the JOKERS ready?:p

Nikky

[neeraja05]

To whom it may concern,

Sangram mein ab soldiers kam aur neutral spectators zyaada ho gae hain, si I get an idea. Instead of just waiting and watching the nuetral players can see who's pallada is bhaari and to maintain the equillibrium, they can join the weaker sena. Is se kya hoga ki unka bhee kuch " practical " time pass hoga, war ka experience hoga, zyaada loss nahin hogi and whether they kill or die the war will still continue in full flight from both ways. Is my idea ok ? It is similar to A JOKER'S role in PLAYING CARDS....:D :D

So are the JOKERS ready?

Nikky

kya yaar nikkyben..hamara popat bana diya tumne..but actually idea to yahin hai:p..dont tell anyone ;)

[iluvdan]

okie.. to agar tum tayaar ho to phir jung shuru ho gayee hai...

lekin girgeet tanu tum to depression main jaa rahi ho.. ek to pehale tum do ho.. upar se agar tu bhi depression main chali jaayegi to taashu akeli kaise ladegi.. upar se she is not a original girgeet... to tanu please wapas aa jaaoo...
aur zamaana hamesha sachaee ke saath hota hai...

aur taashu.. yeah jo tanu ne kaha woh sunne se pehale mere kaan kyun nahi phat gaye... kutte ki tarah immandar... yeah kya baat huye yaar tanu.. tum log girgeet ho aur girgeet hi raho... please yeah kutton ko beech main mat laao...

sahi sahi ...aur haan re munna tana.....agar tune apni bak bak hp forum se nahi khatam ki to mein PRATHS ko join kar loongi....haahah[cruel laughter..] aur hum ladne se pehle hi haar jayenge....:p

n theek hai prts....no kutta any more.....after all kutta scares unwanted bhains

n for all dose silly confused charecters........ JJJJJAAAAAAOOOOOO BECHARE PRATHAM KI SIDE LO ......KYUNKI ABBB HUM MILKE USSE KHATAM KARNE WALE HAIIIII
JAI MATA DI...JO BOLE SO NIHAL SATRIAKAAL...HAR HAR BOLE...DHARTI MAA..APNE VIR JAWAN KO LADNE KI SHAKTI DO MAA....AAAAATTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[riya_remix]

arre girgit aur bhains group ki pic ek saath!!:p ye kya hua!!nice 2 c d pic of opposing parties...hmm..awesum "joker"siggy natashu!!:D

[muackz]

To everyone it concerns,;)

I am going on the bhains ki side.....reason being....bhains hame duud deti hai aur girgeet kuch nahi......bhains hamari tarah HOT blooded hoti hai aur girgeet THANDA khoon.....Bhains team mein dggj pratham n nikky hai aur girgeet mein small little tanu n tashu (shud not be taken othrwise!!!!):D

Mera faisla to ho gaya.....Bhains zindabad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bhains is the BEST!!!!!!!

Anky

[pratham]

Welcome Muackz... ur most welcome in our side... actually main welcome kyun kahuu... everybody is in my side.. woh to bas thoda bahek gaye the... ab ek ek karke waapas aa rahe hain... senapati girgeet bhi un main se ek hai... lolzzz...

nice idea Nikky D...

Oye garu... i can never acept u as a rangbadlu girgeet.. i accept u to be of one colour only.. woh bhi pakka colour... chalo yaar.. decide .. now is the time..

join the truth... humari shakti badhao... ek naye aur girgeet free forum ke liye....:D :D :D :D

[pratham]

taashu jald hi tum mere team main hogi.. kyunki tanu ki bakbak kabhi nahi ruk sakti...yeah kabhi nahi ho sakta... waise ur siggy is awesome buddy... rocking one... sirf woh girgeet ko thode alag alag colours main dikhana .. matches her personality...

oye bechaaaraaaa main huun ya tumhari girgget senapati pehale woh check karo...


tanu is singing this song as she is pissed of her daily colour changes..she cant find the matching shoes.. and hair colours... and rings and what not girls wear...they arent matching to her roz ka colour change... check this out..

sing it on yeah hai meri kahaani...

yeah hai meri kahaani
ek girgeet (tanu) ki jubaani...
har colour keh raha hai...
har waqt yeah badal raha hai...

in badalte colouro seeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
main to ab tang aa chuuki huun...
ab to main ek colour main.. ek colour main..
jeena chahti huun

[neeraja05]

tanu is singing this song as she is pissed of her daily colour changes..she cant find the matching shoes.. and hair colours... and rings and what not girls wear...they arent matching to her roz ka colour change... check this out..

sing it on yeah hai meri kahaani...

yeah hai meri kahaani
ek girgeet (tanu) ki jubaani...
har colour keh raha hai...
har waqt yeah badal raha hai...

in badalte colouro seeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
main to ab tang aa chuuki huun...
ab to main ek colour main.. ek colour main..
jeena chahti huun


hahahahaha lolzzz good one..and i think abhi aakraman karna chahiye..do din se sirf chilla rahe hai dono sides..shuru kab karoge?:p

[pratham]

maine mera pehla astra phek diya hai.. ab girgeet ki baare hai.. kab karegi dodo..

[nikkykal]

Dear warriors :D

Aaakraman ki shuruwaat tho ho chukee hai, Munne ne apna pahla teer chalaa diya us Girgit ke poem se.., abhee defend karna unkakaam hai. :D

Nikky

[iluvdan]

Look People..This Is Official....

I Am extremely sorry but i dont think i would be able to come online anymore...

so basically no more forum n no more posts...

this is the last post by me..

thanku for all ur support and love...

i will never be able to forget any 1 of u..

hope the same from u guys 2...

thanku..

natashu signing out.