Fun 'n' Masti!!!!

[tana]

hey guys this is the first thread ive made n i hope u like it
here u gotta post funny stuff, jokes, riddles, n poems on the foursome or any other character in remix
so keep rocking keep posting:D
luv
tanvi

[seldon_iitkgp]

This has nothing to do with remix but i thot id post it


Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
them while
driving.



2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you
a referee.



3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right and
the
other is the husband!



4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried
- but they
wanted cash.



5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've
purchased
new school uniforms.



6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.



7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the
one you
cannot

live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.



8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.



9. True friends stab you in the front.



10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.



11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.



12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get
tired.



13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees
with
me.



14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.



15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.



16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
job, he still
ends up with the same boss.



17. They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom
gets
to speak.



18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it
for
you.



19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools
talk because
they have to say something.



20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address
books

[seldon_iitkgp]

btw tana, we'l just make this the masti,jokes,riddles thread as poems ka ek already hai. ok na? both ur threads are great.
Keep rocking. cheers dabba :)

[muackz]

tana, like dabba's msg, this has nothing to do with remix...but it is soooooo sweet....read 4 urself

Touching words from the mouth of babes.
What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.


So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."


Rebecca- age 8




"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.


You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."


Billy - age 4





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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."


Karl - age 5





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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."


Chrissy - age 6





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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."


Terri - age 4





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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."


Danny - age 7





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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"


Emily - age 8





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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."


Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)





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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"


Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)





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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."


Noelle - age 7





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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."


Tommy - age 6





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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.


He was the only one doing that I wasn't scared anymore."


Cindy - age 8





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"My mommy loves me more than anybody .


You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."


Clare - age 6





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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."


Elaine-age 5





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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."


Chris - age 7




"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."


Mary Ann - age 4





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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."


Lauren - age 4





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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)


Karen - age 7





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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."


Mark - age 6





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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."


Jessica - age 8





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And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.


The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.


The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.


Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.


When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,


"Nothing, I just helped him cry"

[neeraja05]

Hey anky thts soooooooo sweet n unbelievably true!!
Great to see these kids know more abt love than most of us do..!

love
neeraja

[seldon_iitkgp]

great one anky. these kids def know more about love than i do.
my fav was "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." really shows that animals love us more than we love them. :)

[neeraja05]

Okay,this is also not connected to remix but since we're talking abt love i thought i'd as well post it here...


Lady : Why do you like me.. Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really love
you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can
you say you love me? How can you say you like me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can
prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof No! I want you to tell me the reason.
My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her
but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and
here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love
you.

Because of your smile,because of your every movements
that I love you.. Now can you smile Now can you move
No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason?? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

[rashrocks]

ha ha.. nice one neeraja!!!!!!!!

[seldon_iitkgp]

2 gud neeraja. amazing

[remixed_devil19]

yeah neeru...quite nice...Luv ya maddy.

[princess_ankita]

hey neeraja that was really a nice 1! love can heal in the form of humour:)

[iluvdan]

hey nice work ppl...rlly luved all dabba anki n neerja....keep posting..n njoi:D

[angelfromhell21]

gr8 job every1.
luv
garima

[tana]

btw tana, we'l just make this the masti,jokes,riddles thread as poems ka ek already hai. ok na? both ur threads are great.
Keep rocking. cheers dabba :)
no probs dabba!!!!!! n thnx!!!:D

[tana]

tana, like dabba's msg, this has nothing to do with remix...but it is soooooo sweet....read 4 urself

Touching words from the mouth of babes.
What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.


So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."


Rebecca- age 8




"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.


You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."


Billy - age 4





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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."


Karl - age 5





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------






"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."


Chrissy - age 6





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------






"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."


Terri - age 4





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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."


Danny - age 7





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------






"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"


Emily - age 8





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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."


Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------






"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"


Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)





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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."


Noelle - age 7





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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."


Tommy - age 6





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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.


He was the only one doing that I wasn't scared anymore."


Cindy - age 8





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------






"My mommy loves me more than anybody .


You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."


Clare - age 6





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------






"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."


Elaine-age 5





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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."


Chris - age 7




"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."


Mary Ann - age 4





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."


Lauren - age 4





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)


Karen - age 7





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."


Mark - age 6





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."


Jessica - age 8





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And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.


The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.


The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.


Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.


When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,


"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
hey anku dat was choooooooo chweeeeeeet

[squadron leader]

This has nothing to do with remix but i thot id post it


Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
them while
driving.



2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you
a referee.



3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right and
the
other is the husband!



4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried
- but they
wanted cash.



5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've
purchased
new school uniforms.



6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.



7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the
one you
cannot

live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.



8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.



9. True friends stab you in the front.



10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.



11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.



12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get
tired.



13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees
with
me.



14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.



15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.



16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
job, he still
ends up with the same boss.



17. They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom
gets
to speak.



18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it
for
you.



19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools
talk because
they have to say something.



20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address
books




HEY GR8 WORK YAAR!:) :) :) :)

[tana]

guys guess wat???? dis thread is being flashed on the homepage of indya.com.... i.e direct link to this thread!!!! cool na???
neways i made a joke on shyla
what will a shyla-type dog say when he dusnt like the food he gets!!??




ans- bhowwow ( wo-ow in shyla style)
isnt that funny???????

[iluvdan]

heeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeeeeee

[Pritika011292]

guys guess wat???? dis thread is being flashed on the homepage of indya.com.... i.e direct link to this thread!!!! cool na???
neways i made a joke on shyla
what will a shyla-type dog say when he dusnt like the food he gets!!??




ans- bhowwow ( wo-ow in shyla style)
isnt that funny???????
Ha Ha Ha!!!

[rashrocks]

hey thats cool tana that they are flashin it on the home page..
and that was a nice riddle!!!!!!!!!!

[seldon_iitkgp]

gr8 1 tana. ha ha ha

[iluvdan]

its aweeeeeeesome pratham..but buddy why not post in d poems thread...dat wud be better...

hey i just thought abt a joke...
a khat khat 1...(knock knock..whos dere??)

ranveer...khat khat
uv...kaun hai???
ran..banna
uv...kaun banna???
ran...tu bana ...bevkooof....

heee heee...acha achha theek hai ye funny nahi tha...pj tha...phir bhi...:cool:

[neeraja05]

Loll natashu...even i make fun of the 'banna' term most of the time.Infact my bro wanted to imitate ranveer n wanted to start off with "banna..." but instead wht he said was "banana!":p

[angelfromhell21]

gr8 one there pratham. i dont if im allowed todo this bt i saved a few of ur poems. hope u dont mind
sweet one natashu. i wonder if such a term(banna) actually exsists. does anyone know abt it??

[angelfromhell21]

these r a few lines that i really like a lot:

some people have a spceial gift, for doing thoughtful deeds. for offering encouragements,that some1 really needs. for knowing wen to b there with a helping hand to lend...
some ppl have the spl gift of knowing how 2 make a friend!!!!!!

[dj doll]

Hey ppl!!
AWSOME TOPIC!! 22222222222222 cool posts!! n Heres something 2 good on Laloo (lallu)!! read it!! :D



Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.



Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.


hehe.. how did u find it?? plz do reply!! :cool:

[seldon_iitkgp]

damn funny divya. hahahahahaha. only laloo cud hv said such a thing.
but it also tells u that u shud treat every disappointment as a stepping stone to success. there is a bright side to almost all the things in the world

[ashi rocks]

Hey ppl!!
AWSOME TOPIC!! 22222222222222 cool posts!! n Heres something 2 good on Laloo (lallu)!! read it!! :D



Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.



Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.


hehe.. how did u find it?? plz do reply!! :cool:


Ha ha ha dj! amazing!!!!:D

[tootsiewoopsie111]

Hey ppl!!
AWSOME TOPIC!! 22222222222222 cool posts!! n Heres something 2 good on Laloo (lallu)!! read it!! :D



Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.



Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.


hehe.. how did u find it?? plz do reply!! :cool:

he he he he amazin;) :p

[pratham]

hey taashu.. i m gonna call u taashu from today u like it or u dont...

and yes garima u can surely save the poems...


cheers
pratham...

[remixed_devil19]

hey praths...call her nathu...bt taashu is alsooooooo so nice..neva thot of it...
nice try....ok herez sumthnmg..u'll like guys i guess...n divu urz was 2 kool hehe
hrz sumthng chk it out i gt dis mail....really rib ticklin 1.....
Best Break-Up Letter Ever
>>
>>A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from
his
>>girlfriend back home.
>>
>>It read as follows:
>>
>>Dear Ricky,
>>I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
>>just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
>>you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
>>I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
>>Love, Becky..............
>>
>>
>>The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
>>snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
>>ex-girlfriends.
>>
>>In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures
>>of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
>>
>>There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
>>
>>Dear Becky,
>>I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
>>Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
>>Take Care,
>>Ricky ....
>>
>
luv ya maddy.

[iluvdan]

haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa...dat was sooo funny....dats d kinda attitude guys have...;)

[iluvdan]

hey taashu.. i m gonna call u taashu from today u like it or u dont...

and yes garima u can surely save the poems...


cheers
pratham...

yup anytime buddy....

[pratham]

welll taashu... that soldier i guess was hurt when girls normally send down something like this... and i guess he was a scorpion... he sent it back rightaway...jus like the girls way... and yes not every guy has that attitude...

anywayz... that hillarious....keep posting..


cheers
pratham

[tana]

its aweeeeeeesome pratham..but buddy why not post in d poems thread...dat wud be better...

hey i just thought abt a joke...
a khat khat 1...(knock knock..whos dere??)

ranveer...khat khat
uv...kaun hai???
ran..banna
uv...kaun banna???
ran...tu bana ...bevkooof....

heee heee...acha achha theek hai ye funny nahi tha...pj tha...phir bhi...:cool:
oh my gawd dat was ssooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!hehehe:D :p

[iluvdan]

welll taashu... that soldier i guess was hurt when girls normally send down something like this... and i guess he was a scorpion... he sent it back rightaway...jus like the girls way... and yes not every guy has that attitude...

anywayz... that hillarious....keep posting..


cheers
pratham

ok ok...i was just kidding...i noe ki it was stupidity of dat gal...par phir gals r gnerally cleverer na...haahaaa:D

[tana]

hey natashu whateva the uther guys call u,,, im gonna call u shu!!!!:p
if u don mind that is

[pratham]

yeah clever... or mebbe cunning....???


lololol...juzz kidding...


cheers
pratham

[riya_remix]

dat's a real funny article!:p gud job mads!

[rashrocks]

how is that connected with him being a scorpion pratham>?

[tootsiewoopsie111]

ya how r the 2 things connected- him bieng a scorpion n tht letter he sent:confused:

[pink_bunnies]

kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers





kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena




kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maza?
because of food's temptation.

na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous of my intelligence

[swtsagi]

hey i m nt able to open tht....yahoo re-login ...? tht cums...

[swtsagi]

heyyy tht is very nice...just laughing n laghing ...gud one...:)

[pink_bunnies]

How Indian mother is!!!!!!!!!!!!



AN INDIAN MOTHER comes to visit her son Kunal for
dinner...who lives with a
girl room mate Divya...



During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how
pretty Kunal's roommate was.



She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had
only made her more curious.



Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Kunal and his
roommate than met the eye.



Reading his mom's thoughts, Kunal volunteered, "I
know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Divya and I are just
room mates."



About a week later, Divya came to Kunal saying,
"Ever since your mother came
to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
****ney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to
be sure."



So he sat down and wrote:



Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the
****ney jar from my
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the
****ney jar. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.



Love, Kunal.



Several days later, Kunal received an email from his
Mother which read:



Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
Divya, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Divya. But the fact
remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
****ney jar by now.



Love, Mom.



Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to your
Mother?especially if she is
Indian!

love you.....<IMG>

[pink_bunnies]

thankz harshi
luv ashu:)

[swtsagi]

thankz harshi
luv ashu:)
gud haan...!!!
ok here is smthg i got n sending...

A lovely lesson for life!!!!



A student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row,he
saw one big paddy,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.Then he saw
another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him
Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went
back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, this is love... you keeplooking for a better
one,but when later you realize, you have already miss the personThe student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn
fieldand choose the biggest corn and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage.

[pink_bunnies]

What makes a person rich?

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
" It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."
The boy's father was speechless.
Then his son added, "Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are."
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

"Life is too short and friends are too few."

-luv ashu:)

[seldon_iitkgp]

all of them were amazing ashu. especially the na tum jaano na hum one. gr8 one there harshi.
cheers dabba

[pink_bunnies]

now thatz got a nice task harshi.its too gud:)

[pink_bunnies]

all of them were amazing ashu. especially the na tum jaano na hum one. gr8 one there harshi.
cheers dabba
thankz dabba.
btw dabba ,wat happnd abt the students election????
may i know?

[shraddha SHARMA]

can you tell me whats going on?

[swtsagi]

all of them were amazing ashu. especially the na tum jaano na hum one. gr8 one there harshi.
cheers dabba

thxs...dipa...

[seldon_iitkgp]

still campaigning ashu. elections r on 22nd

[riya_remix]

all d best dabba 4 elections!

[remixed_devil19]

hey yaar dabba...ALL DA BEST...luv ya maddy.
n really ashu ......angel seriously nice ones...na tum was really hehheeeeeeeeeeeeee still holdin on stomach.....:D luvly gal...luv ya maddy.
n harshi.....babes rly a gud 1 kp it up......luv ya maddy.

[pratham]

hey rash and tootsie..

jus check the way he replied to the letter of his beloved... basically when u love someone .. and if it is very serious from both the sides... then we normally don reply with the same harsh way.... do we...??? as far as my experience ( i m saying my experience coz i am a scorpion)... its only scorpions who become so harsh when they get hurt and give it back at that point.... thts why i said that he might be a scorpion...

sorry if that confused u guys...

[iluvdan]

oh my gawd dat was ssooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!hehehe:D :p

sorry 4 replying so late babes...but thanx.....

[iluvdan]

ummm ok as im replying after so many days lemme recall everything...

ashu...awesome yaar..as everybody said dat na tum jaano was super cool...esp d lines..'u r jealous of my intelligence..'2 coool

swts yaaraa..nice 1 der...

tana...shu..ummm...well call me if u have 2 but i think nathus better..maddy ji ko salaam...

pratham buddy..nah not juzz scorpions do it...everybody has got feelings...

dabba...ive said dis b4 but anyways best of luck 4 ur elections v want u 2 bcome kgps lallu:p :D

luv natashu/nathu/taashu/shu....:cool:

[sanizy]

jis waqat kuda nay tujhay banaya hooga
eik suroor sa dil peh chaya hooga
pehlay soocha hoooga tujhay JANNAT mein rakhay
phir usay ZOO ka khayaal aaya hooga.

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.


Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

[sanizy]

i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

DIL HAI MERA LOSE ...ISAY NA KARNA USE
..AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE.. TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PAHELI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TERI SAHELI HAI

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

[sanizy]

aaj aap dil maango dedenge
dhardkan maango dedenge
jaan mango dedenge
kyunki ye sab VCDs ghar pe pardi hai

two sardars went 4 a movie 9-12 , but came back at 10 .why ?
cause the name of the movie was dastak.


dil kehtha hai le jaon tumhe dinner pe
par suna hai tum khaathi bohoth ho

aaj didaar , kal yaar,parson pyaar
phir ekrar, phir intezar ,phir takrar
phir darar , saari mehnath bekar
aur akhir mein ,aur ek devdas at the beer bar

duniya se chupa kar ,teri tasvir
bathroom mein laga rakhi hai,
tukhe milne aatha rahun
isliye julab ki goliyan kha rakhi hain

tum door sahi majboor sahi
par yaad tumhari aathi hai
tum saans wahan lethe ho
aur badboo yahan aathi hai

[sanizy]

ek chai wala lardki ko dekh kar gaatha hai
bholi si surath
aankhon me masthi
duur khardi sharmaye
aye haye!
ye sunkar ladki gaathi hai
kaali si surath
haath me kethly
duur khada chilaye
chai chai !

once a sardar got an SMS
bhejne wala mahan pardhne wala ghada
sardar gets angry and replies
pardne wala mahan bhejne wala ghada

chand ko gooroor hai ke
uske paas noor hai
tho kya ,mujhe bhi gooroor hai ke
mera bhai langoor hai

aaj kal tum muskari tho bohoth ho
dil ko bhaathi bohoth ho

[iluvdan]

hey super cool sanizy....dey seem 2 b d sms jokes..coz i had recieved dat joker 1.........

ok so heres another sms joke...

1+1.......................
....................
.................
.................
...............
.................
.................shame on u ..itna bhi nahi ata jo ans dekhne ke liye scroll down kar rahe ho..


ok ok it was a bit pathetic.....but anyways...
natashu

[pink_bunnies]

thankz maddy & natashu.
sanizy that were really funny.
natashu ,that 1+1 was gud,but finally u dint gave the answer hmmm.haahaa:D
now check this one
"ARE U A HIGH SCORING STUDENT?
BORED OF SCORING SO MANY MARKS N DOING SO WELL EVERYTIME?
TRY 'ENGINEERING':MARKS SE NO MARKS.....
AB SACH ME POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!"

"TUJHE MERE ZAKHMON KI AISI SAZA MILE,
TUJHE MERE ZAKHMON KI AISI SAZA MILE,
TUJHE ZORRRRRRR SE AYE SUSU PAR USE KARNEKI JAGAH NA MILE!!!!!!

[pink_bunnies]

Appreciate Your Friendship

Last night you and your best friend had a fight.

You decide not to talk to her the next day.

She smiles at you. You grind your teeth at her.

She tells her friends nice things about you. You spread bad rumors about her.

She tries to come and talk to you. But you push her aside.

She thinks you are a great friend. You think she is a terrible friend.

She writes nice notes to you, telling you about the best times you shared together.

You write about all the bad times you can remember experiencing together.

Deep down you know she's sorry. But all you have is hate.

The next day you find a note. It reads:


Dear ________,

I tried to tell you yesterday, but you didn't let me speak, I tried to tell you good things,but you were afraid to hear them. I tried to smile at you, to take away the hate. But now it's time to tell you, even though it's a bit late. That i am dying.

I have a bad condition and it is getting worse. I'm sorry to have to tell you that i won't be able to see you today. I wrote this to you today in the hospital.

My time is up. I'm sorry i should have told you sooner.

I'm really sorry about our argument,you are such a great friend. I promise i shall watch over you,

Lots of love
__________


You run to the hospital to tell her you are sorry. But only her mum is left. Her hand clasped over her face. And she was crying. Down on her knees she prays, for her daughter to come back.

You are too late. You wish you told her sorry sooner and got to say goodbye.

All friends have their ups and downs, and sometimes you need to say sorry..

Don't wait for the other person to do it first.

Because you never know what could happen.


-luv ASHU..:)

[tana]

hey guys can u plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post more abt remix in this thread????? plzz
oher jokes are also welcome;)

[angelfromhell21]

this isnt funny guys bt i liked it n so am posting it here:

A carrot, an egg and a cup of coffee... You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again........
> >> > >> A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life > >>and how things > >> were so hard for her.
She did not know how she was going to > >>make it and > >> wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It > >>seemed as > >> one problem was solved, a new one arose. > >> > >>
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled >three pots with > >>water and > >> placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil.
In the > >>first she placed > >> carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she > >>placed ground > >> coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. > >> > >> In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners.
She fished > >>the carrots > >> out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and > >>placed them in a > >> bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. > >> > >> Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you >see." > >> > >> > >> > >> "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. > >> > >> Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the > >>carrots. She did > >> and noted that they were soft.
The mother then asked the > >>daughter to take an > >> egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the > >>hard boiled egg. > >> > >> > >> Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The > >>daughter > >> smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, > >>"What does it > >> mean, mother?" > >> > >>
Her mother explained that each of >these objects had faced the > >>same > >> adversity - boiling water. Each reacted differently. > >> > >> The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, > >>after being > >> subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. > >> > >> The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected > >>its liquid > >> interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its > >>inside became > >> hardened. > >> > >> The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were > >>in the > >> boiling water - they had changed the >water.
> >> > >> "Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks > >>on your > >> door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee > >>bean?" > >> > >> Ask yourself this question: Which am I? > >> > >>
Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity > >>do I wilt > >> and become soft and lose my strength? > >> > >> Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes > >>with the heat? > >> Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a > >>financial > >> hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? > > >>Does my > >> shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough > >>with a stiff > >> spirit and hardened heart? > >> > >> Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot > >>water, the > >> very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets > >>hot, it releases > >> the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things > >>are at > >> their worst, you get better and change the situation around > >>you. > >> > >> When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do > >>you elevate > >> yourself to another level? How do you >handle adversity? > >> > >> Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?
> >> > >> May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials > >>to make you > >> strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make > >>you happy. > >> > >> The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of > >>everything; they > >> just make the most of everything that comes along their way. > >>The brightest > >> future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go > >>forward in > >> life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. > >> > >> When you were >born, you were crying and everyone around you was > >>smiling. > >> Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and > >>everyone > >> around you is crying. > >> > >>

[tana]

ummm ok as im replying after so many days lemme recall everything...

ashu...awesome yaar..as everybody said dat na tum jaano was super cool...esp d lines..'u r jealous of my intelligence..'2 coool

swts yaaraa..nice 1 der...

tana...shu..ummm...well call me if u have 2 but i think nathus better..maddy ji ko salaam...

pratham buddy..nah not juzz scorpions do it...everybody has got feelings...

dabba...ive said dis b4 but anyways best of luck 4 ur elections v want u 2 bcome kgps lallu:p :D

luv natashu/nathu/taashu/shu....:cool:

ok shu!!! ill call u nathu as far as possible!! :D

[pink_bunnies]

HEY GUYZ just check this out
its really very very soooooooooo bahot etc funny hai!!!!!!
http://www.badongo.com/file/287772

luv ASHU..:)

[rashrocks]

waah.. this thread has started rocking now!!

[tootsiewoopsie111]

hey rash and tootsie..

jus check the way he replied to the letter of his beloved... basically when u love someone .. and if it is very serious from both the sides... then we normally don reply with the same harsh way.... do we...??? as far as my experience ( i m saying my experience coz i am a scorpion)... its only scorpions who become so harsh when they get hurt and give it back at that point.... thts why i said that he might be a scorpion...

sorry if that confused u guys...
thx for the explaination pratham
even we r scorpions(rash n i )
n my names aishwarya

[pink_bunnies]

:) One evening Dilip Kumar returned from work and seeing him tired,
Saira Banu asked him to lie down on the sofa and affectionately put his head in her lap.
He removed his spectacles and she commented:
"Without glasses you look like handsome man I married years ago."
Dilip Kumar smiled wickedly and said: "Without my glasses you look the pretty woman I married years ago".



$$ Santa Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a bystander why all of the guys were running.
The man answers: "They're all running in the marathon race."
Santa Singh: "What do they get from that?"
The man : "The winner will get a prize!"

Santa Singh: "Then why are the others running?"

$$
'Why did you got the Zero in Exams' Minu, asked the mother?

Coz, the teacher got short of stars , so she gave me the Moon, replied minu.


Silence...


$$ One day a teacher asked Pravin that who was Pandit Nehru. Pravin remained silent.
Q: Why did the boy remain silent?
A: Because the teacher had Written 'keep silent' on the board!





$$ Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? '
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'

$$How did Santa Singh take a copy of white Paper?

He took a photocopy of it.


-LUV ASHU:)

[pink_bunnies]

Are you a Smarty Pants ? Then read this !





Olny srmat poelpe can.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

- luv ashu:)

[rabiya kapoor]

sum new definitions!:D :p :cool: :)

1.UNIVERSITY:a place where papa pays and kaka plays.
2.STUDENT:a young pensioner without any experience.
3.PROFESSOR:who goes on talking even when there is no student in the lecture hall.
4.A SUCCESSFUL MAN:who earns more than his wife spends.
5.CANTEEN:a shelter 4 a truant.
6.HOSTEL:a hospital 4 those who suffer from the disease called"studies".

[sanizy]

hey guys check dis site .. u shud k ..nd da person who sees it don spoil da mystery by tellin it 2 others... do check it out
http://www.susya.ru/flash/fvp.swf
guys u g2 check it out ne how k

[pink_bunnies]

wow!!!!!!!!!sanizy its really mysterious.mai ne ghar pe sab ko dikhya.mom ,sis & bro ko .i just can't express wat i felt on solving the mystery.hahahah:) i guess u know wat i felt.
-luv ashu:)

[Pritika011292]

Are you a Smarty Pants ? Then read this !





Olny srmat poelpe can.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

- luv ashu:)
Thanx ashu...really liked it!!!

[vitka]

hey guys check dis site .. u shud k ..nd da person who sees it don spoil da mystery by tellin it 2 others... do check it out
http://www.susya.ru/flash/fvp.swf
guys u g2 check it out ne how k


OMG!!!!!!
i was seriously seeing and :D that was totally mysterious.
what r they by the way???????????

[pink_bunnies]

u guyz r alwayz welcome prits.isme thankz bolne ki kya baat hai.i am glad babes that u liked it .....:)
-luv ashu:)

[princess_ankita]

gr8 goin ashu!

[pink_bunnies]

gr8 goin ashu!
thankz princess:)
-luv ashu:)

[Sharanya]

Dat ifno was raelly itnrestnig ahsu...

Saharyna

[pink_bunnies]

thankz sharanya,

-LUV ASHU

[pink_bunnies]

:) Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"

[pink_bunnies]

:) Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall.
"Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :Sardarji
1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?Sardarji
2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?Sardarji
1 : Nahe pata.Sardarji
2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai

-LUV ASHU:)

[pratham]

These are Boys ads taken from shaadi.com

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this

1) - Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female,
If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome
to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

2) i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

3) Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

4) she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have
one brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold
my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


5) i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now
i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

6) My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr
as in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much,ain't he?)


7) i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast


(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)

8) HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})


9) whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she
would be called the woman of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)


10) i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

11) HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)

12) I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married

'completely'?)


13) iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.


(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)


14) my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes



(height of desperation! J )


15) Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.

IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful.
but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.

bye bye.

(uttama purushan)

16) iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

17) I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

18) hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

19) i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

20) to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable

(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get
onesoon.)

21) i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.

because girl is the maharani.

(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)


22) ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.


(Any takers again?)

[neeraja05]

lolllll gr8 one pratham,i've read this before but its worth reading again.
Amazingly hilarious!!:D

[neeraja05]

Hey ashu,thanx for sending that mail.Loved it!

[pink_bunnies]

Welcome Neeru:d
Luv Ashu:)

[pink_bunnies]

Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was
faster.




They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route
and started off the race.

The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time.
Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he'd sit under
a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race. He sat under
the tree and soon fell asleep.



The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ.



The hare woke up
and realized that he'd lost the race.

The moral- "Slow and steady wins the race. This is the version of the
story that we've all grown up with."




THE STORY DOESN'T END HERE



there are few more interesting
things.....it continues as follows......



The hare was disappointed at losing the race and he did some
soul-searching.

He realized that he'd lost the race only because he had been overconfident,
careless and lax.

If he had not taken things for granted, there's no way the tortoise could have beaten him. So he challenged the tortoise to another race.

The tortoise agreed. This time, the hare went all out and ran without
stopping from start to finish. He won by several miles.

The moral - " Fast and consistent will always beat the slow and steady.
It's good to be slow and steady; but it's better to be fast and reliable."


THE STORY DOESN'T END HERE



The tortoise did some thinking this time, and realized that there's no
way it can beat the hare in a race the way it was currently formatted.



It thought for a while, and then challenged the hare to another race, but
on a slightly different route. The hare agreed. They started off. In keeping
with his self-made commitment to be consistently fast, the hare took off and
ran at top speed until he came to a broad river. The finishing line was a
couple of kilometres on the other side of the river.



The hare sat there
wondering what to do.

In the meantime the tortoise trundled along, got into the river, swam to the opposite bank, continued walking and finished the race.



The moral - "First identify your core competency and then change the
playing field to suit your core competency."


THE STORY STILL HASN'T ENDED



The hare and the tortoise, by this time, had become pretty good friends
and they did some thinking together.



Both realized that the last race could
have been run much better. So they decided to do the last race again, but to
run as a team this time.



They started off, and this time the hare carried the tortoise till the riverbank. There, the tortoise took over and swam
across with the hare on his back. On the opposite bank, the hare again carried
the tortoise and they reached the finishing line together. They both felt a
greater sense of satisfaction than they'd felt earlier.

The moral - "It's good to be individually brilliant and to have strong
core competencies; but unless you're able to work in a team and harness each
other's core competencies, you'll always perform below par because
there will always be situations at which you'll do poorly and someone else
does well.



Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person
with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership.

Note that neither the hare nor the tortoise gave up after failures. The
hare decided to work harder and put in more effort after his failure. The
tortoise changed his strategy because he was already working as hard as
he could."

In life, when faced with failure,

sometimes it is appropriate to work
harder and put in more effort.



Sometimes it is appropriate to change strategy and try something different.



And sometimes it is appropriate to do both.




The hare and the tortoise also learnt another vital lesson. When we stop competing against a rival and instead start competing against the
situation, we perform far better.


To sum up- the story of the hare and tortoise has much to say:
Chief among them are that fast and consistent will always beat slow and
steady;work to your competencies; pooling resources and working as a team will always beat individual performers; never give up when faced with
failure; & finally, compete against the situation - not against a rival.

-LUV ASHU:)

[pink_bunnies]

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need$ome thing mo $t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$ tanding of the need$ of u$ worker $ who have given$o much $upport including$ weat and$ervice to your company. I am$ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond$oon.



Your$$incerely,





Norman$ oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



DearNOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company isNOt doingNOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists areNOt sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After theNO vember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I haveNO thing more to addNOw. You kNO w what I mean.

Yours truly, Manager


-luv ashu:D

[neeraja05]

Good one ashu..

[riya_remix]

ya nice work ashu!!u rocked!!:cool:

[sanizy]

hey guys check dis site ..its cho chweet
http://img.tapuz.co.il/forums/8572800.swf

[sanizy]

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

[tana]

hey gud 1s ashu n sanizy
guys plzzz post abt remix yaar..................................:)

[pink_bunnies]

thank u neeru,riya & tana.
tana i am soooo sorry.won't repeat it again(will try):D
-luv ashu:)

[iluvdan]

hey gud 1s ashu n sanizy
guys plzzz post abt remix yaar..................................:)

ya ppl...dis is a thread 2 post jokes abt REMIXXXXX...stick 2 d thread guys...

nyways...nice work ashu n sanizy...;)

but remember v r on d remix forum:p :)

[tana]

thank u neeru,riya & tana.
tana i am soooo sorry.won't repeat it again(will try):D
-luv ashu:)


hey ashu dont b so frmal yaar............sorry bolke dosti khallas nahin karne ka kya bhidu!!!;)

[angelfromhell21]

here's sum fun stuff:

# Thought 1 #

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

# Thought 2 #


The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.


# Thought 3 #(Very nice and truthful)

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you."
The Man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of h im . The Man
was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The Man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him .
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"


# Thought 4 #

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride.
Then she placed some thing in her father's hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by
bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were
on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my
life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and
continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience started laughing but not the poor groom.

[iluvdan]

nice 1 garima:cool:

[tana]

here's sum fun stuff:

# Thought 1 #

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

# Thought 2 #


The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.


# Thought 3 #(Very nice and truthful)

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you."
The Man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of h im . The Man
was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The Man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him .
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"


# Thought 4 #

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride.
Then she placed some thing in her father's hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by
bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were
on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my
life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and
continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience started laughing but not the poor groom.



hehehe that was hillarious garu...............
btw wer did u get dat dino morea pic wid the foursome...........did this epi take place yet???????????

[pink_bunnies]

hey ashu dont b so frmal yaar............sorry bolke dosti khallas nahin karne ka kya bhidu!!!;)
THEEK HAI TANA BHAI !!! AAPNE KAHA TO SAMJHO KAAM HO GAYA.......HAAHA ;)

HEY GARIMA THATZ REALLY WONDERFUL!!!
LUV ASHU :)

[tana]

THEEK HAI TANA BHAI !!! AAPNE KAHA TO SAMJHO KAAM HO GAYA.......HAAHA ;)

HEY GARIMA THATZ REALLY WONDERFUL!!!
LUV ASHU :)


bhai??????? im a girl:p behen bulane ka..............kidding

[pink_bunnies]

apun ko pata hai beedu ke aap tana behen ho.apun to bus wo kya kehte hain.?? mm.. haan ...masti karreli thi :p

[iluvdan]

sorry 2 ask it over here...but karreli thi?????...mmmm i dont want u 2 feel embaraas..but r u a GAL??????? ...sorry ..umm my dads nickname is ashu...so i thought u r a guy...:o :D

[pink_bunnies]

haahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!:D

natashu i am a girl ,dear

toh till now u were thinking that i am a boyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

oh natashu i am not able to stop my laughter...............

now guyzzzzz lemme know.wat u all were thinking???????????????

kya sab abhi tak yehi samajh rahe the ???mmmmmmm

-luv ashu:D

[iluvdan]

ooooooooooooooooopsey doopsey...am rlly rlly sorry yaar...par haan..to b honest mujhe to yehi lag raha tha ki u r a guy...n even i cant stop laughing now.....sheeeeez..so wats ur real name is it ashu hi???dont ppl get ..u noe..konfugiyaan nahi jate kaa????

[pink_bunnies]

my name is sara,but all my family & frendz (including the forum frendz) call me ashu :)

finally tumhe pata to chala.....

[iluvdan]

duh uh ashu..pehle batana tha na...chalo ab to pata chala....
ill keep dis in mind...ashu ladki hai..ashu ladki hai..ashu ladki hai.....hahah

[pink_bunnies]

u know natashu mujhe abhi tak hasi aarahi hai....i just can't stop it:D

[swtsagi]

hiii ok soo this is gng...on...
hey angelforum tht was nice thoughts

[swtsagi]

hiii ok soo this is gng...on...
hey angelfrom....' tht was nice thoughts

[seldon_iitkgp]

hi guys. im back. did u really think that ashu was a boy. hehehe.
that was funny. :)

[iluvdan]

hmmm...ya ..hmmm haha..but forget it...maine abhi to yaad kiya tha..phir karna padega.....ashu ladki hai...

[angelfromhell21]

thanks tashu, tana n ashu.
tana dear ye episode ho chuka. dino and onjlee(the lead of holiday) had come to maurya and the six of them perfomed in front of jumbo. theek se yaad nahi ki woh kyun karte hain.
ashu dont worry i knewu were a gal yaar.
tashu cant u make that out frm her siggy. i dont think a guy wud have that siggy. haa haa haa................................. me too cant stop laughing. tashu u r too gud.......:p ;) :p

[iluvdan]

nah i thought only guys wud hav sexy gals in der siggys..:p :D

[princess_ankita]

that's a weird conclusion tashu. can't gals be proud that other gals are doin soo well?

[iluvdan]

i was obviously kidding....actually it was d 1st impression ashu had formed...u noe ashu a guys name...i never rlly thought abt it...juzz thought ashu ye to ladka hoga...but after dat particular post i was confused so juzz asked...n am glad i asked it here ..in d fun thread ..coz i cant practically stop laughing even now....tanas gonna b angry...v have wasted poora pg wid no joke...but i think dis was d funniest joke..hahaha:D

[pratham]

right... was a practical and a funny one indeed... lekin nice confusion yaar...

[tana]

nah i thought only guys wud hav sexy gals in der siggys..:p :D


are dodoben!!!! can a guy ever keep his nickname pink bunnies???????
sochne ki baat hai!!!:D :D

[tana]

i was obviously kidding....actually it was d 1st impression ashu had formed...u noe ashu a guys name...i never rlly thought abt it...juzz thought ashu ye to ladka hoga...but after dat particular post i was confused so juzz asked...n am glad i asked it here ..in d fun thread ..coz i cant practically stop laughing even now....tanas gonna b angry...v have wasted poora pg wid no joke...but i think dis was d funniest joke..hahaha:D


angry???????????????? i fell off my chair laughing!!!!!!!!!!:D

[riya_remix]

o god!natashu u r really funny!i missed d whole thing but i was laughing when i was browsing thru d last pages!:p wat 2 do!i can't log in daily coz my exams r round d corner..have 2 study too!:)

[pink_bunnies]

are dodoben!!!! can a guy ever keep his nickname pink bunnies???????
sochne ki baat hai!!!:D :D
wow gud logic tana yeh to maine bhi nahi socha...hahaha

waise natashu v hav dicussed it in the right thread........i think nobody laughed this much at any joke in the thread as they laughed at this one.........

n welcome back dabba,i hope the elections were very well.v missed u alot...

[iluvdan]

hey hey hey tana..sachi..ye to kabhi socha hi nahi....
n ya ashu bacchi humne ye sahi jage discuss kiya...hahaha...lol...
iam such a big LOL:p

[princess_ankita]

tashu u spread joy n laughter in evry thread that u post.
well ashu, sara as well as ashu are cute names, i wanted to tell u.

[princess_ankita]

here is a touching story fwded to me by a frnd:


On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to
go to the supermarket to buy the remaining of the gifts I didn't manage to buy
earlier.



When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself: "It is going
to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go...Christmas
really is getting more and more annoying every year


How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it..."



Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there started to curse the
prices, wondering if after all, kids really
play with such expensive toys.



While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old,
pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and
looked so sad. I wondered who this doll was for.



Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him:



'Granny, are you sure, I don't have enough money?' The old lady replied:



'You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'



Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around.
She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.



Finally, I started to walk towards him and I asked him who he wanted to give
this doll to.



'It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas.
She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'



I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to
her after all, and not to worry.


But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus cannot bring it to her where she is
now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when
she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My sister has gone to
be with God. Daddy says that Mummy will also go to see God very soon, so I
thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.



My heart nearly stopped.


The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mummy not to go
yet. I asked him to wait until I came back from the supermarket.'


Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told
me: 'I also want mummy to take this photo with her so that she will not forget
me. I love my mummy and I wish she didn't have to leave me but daddy says that
she has to go to be with my little sister'.


Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very
quietly..I quickly reached for my wallet, took a few dollars, and said to the
boy.


'What if we checked again, just in case if you have enough money?'


'Ok' he said. 'I hope that I have enough.' I added some of my money to his
without him seeing and we started to count it.


There was enough for the doll, and even some left over. The little boy said:


'Thank you God for giving me enough money' Then he looked at me and added:


'I asked yesterday before I went to sleep for God to make sure I have enough
money to buy this doll so that mummy can give it to my sister.



He heard me I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mummy,
but didn't dare to ask God too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and
the white rose.'

'You know, my mummy loves white roses' A few minutes later, the old lady came
back again and I left with my trolley.

I finished my
shopping in a totally different state from when started. I couldn't get the
little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a
drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young lady and a little
girl .

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state.

The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine,
because the young lady would not be able to get out of the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read that the young lady
had passed away. I couldn't stop myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses
and I went to the mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for
people to see and make last wish before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with
the photo of
the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever.


The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to
this day hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man had taken
all this away from him.

[angelfromhell21]

that ws a very touching story ankita. thanks

[iluvdan]

tashu u spread joy n laughter in evry thread that u post.
well ashu, sara as well as ashu are cute names, i wanted to tell u.

hey dats a cute comment...thanksss sweety..i thought i was being lol...

[tana]

hey dats a cute comment...thanksss sweety..i thought i was being lol...

basically being lol is being popat and being popat is being funny.....n ur damn funny....................
dont worry shu........... u rock!!!!!!!!!!:D
luv tana

[iluvdan]

bas bas...age ek labz bhi mat kehna....mujhe tum logon ne sharm se lal pila kar diya hai....hold on ye lal to theek hai pila kya hota hai??..nahi nahi sirf lal kiya hai..wo bhi cheeks pe...

1 of my thekele comments...bear wid me..lol:D

[pratham]

thakela comments... none of ur comments are thakela... and waise its good sirf laal kiya hai... kyunki even i was thinking yeah pila kaha se aagaya...lol... u spread smile buddy.... and u know tashu.. its very hard to make people laugh and u do exactly that...

love u for that....

[iluvdan]

goooooosssssshhhhhhhh.....i feel like going underground...juzz a comment...dont take it seriously...my god..tum log meri taang kyun kheech rahe ho????
pehle to maine bechaari ashu ko ladkaa bana diya..aur ab tum log milke ....:( :D

[pink_bunnies]

thankz anku ke tumhe mera naam pasand aya.........

are mujhe to pata nahi tha ki mere naam pe itna sara conversation hoga.

guyz now stop bugging sweet tashu haan.......haha:D

[iluvdan]

thanku ashu bacchi...mai tumahara ye ehsaan zindagi bhar nahi bhulungi....:p :D

[princess_ankita]

ok guys..then now no 1 will tese our dearest n funniest natashu;)
and welcome ashu, ur name srsly provided a good topic of interest.now evry1 will rem ashu ek ladki hai!:D

[iluvdan]

mehrabaani aap sabki...n yup mai bhi is convo ko kabhi nahi bhool paongi!!!!!!

[rashrocks]

ok this is a shayari.. i just wrote to compensate for my absense!!
(for ashu uv fans.. especially my dear harshu jo aajkal mujhpe kaafi naraaz hoti hai!!! he he he!!!)

ashi aur yuvi...

ashi aur yuvi ka phir se jhagda hua...
ashi aur yuvi.. ka phir se jhagda hua...
banne aur bigadne mein hi dil ne dil ko chua!!!

dono ki nazrein milkar bhi na mil paayi...
dono ki nazrein milkar bhi na mil paayi.......
unhe aur kuch nahin... bas pyaar hua... bas pyaar hua!!!!!!!!!!

i know its lousy.. bec i just typed it out spontaneously.. so bare with me!!!

[angelfromhell21]

tashu tension mat lo yaar v all love u for the way u r. never change gal!!

[ashi rocks]

ok this is a shayari.. i just wrote to compensate for my absense!!
(for ashu uv fans.. especially my dear harshu jo aajkal mujhpe kaafi naraaz hoti hai!!! he he he!!!)

ashi aur yuvi...

ashi aur yuvi ka phir se jhagda hua...
ashi aur yuvi.. ka phir se jhagda hua...
banne aur bigadne mein hi dil ne dil ko chua!!!

dono ki nazrein milkar bhi na mil paayi...
dono ki nazrein milkar bhi na mil paayi.......
unhe aur kuch nahin... bas pyaar hua... bas pyaar hua!!!!!!!!!!

i know its lousy.. bec i just typed it out spontaneously.. so bare with me!!!

aww thanxy rash! It is wonderful! bloody brilliant! n no, i was not so much naraaz on u! Just don't keep nudging or buzzing me........or else.........

[neeraja05]

Ashu n tashu (wow they rhyme :p ) thanx for providing us with such a good laugh:D..and dont worry tashu,v all love u for the way u r,always at ur funny best!
Welcome back dabba...hope u still remember all of us!

[pratham]

were we seriously teasing taashu... mujhe to pata hi nahi tha yaar... theek hai anywayz.. we wont hereafter... lekin sach main taashu.. i love ur one liners... aur ha

ashu ladki hai ladki hai ladki hai...lolololz

[iluvdan]

rash yaar tum jab jab type karti ho mera dil le jaati ho...:D

awesome awesome awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

n neerja garu n pratham..mein kabhi nahi badal sakti...kya hoga nathu ka!!!!!:p :D

[rashrocks]

thanks natashu.. surprisingly no one else seems to have read it!!

[iluvdan]

nah nah rash..im sure dey have read it...juzz cant find words 2 praise u...rite na!!!!

[pink_bunnies]

rash honey that is really wonderful,i just now read it...
& thankz neeru......
haan pratham main ladki hoon main ladki hoon..

[tana]

vah vah vah vah rashmi aahab kya shayari hai
main shayr to nahin...............kyonki e haseen........ jabse dekha maine tujhko..................main shayari bhool gayi.............:p hehehehe

[tana]

okie dokie....... baat shyari pe aa gayi hai to one lame lion from my side....btw for those who r wondering...lion is sher....
usne mere haath ko yun chua hai.......
usne mere haath ko yun chua hai....
mano uski har saas keh rahi ho...
behenji time kya hua hai?????????????:p
gosh i know dat was lame..........
dont beat me wid a chappal guys:p

[princess_ankita]

okie dokie....... baat shyari pe aa gayi hai to one lame lion from my side....btw for those who r wondering...lion is sher....
usne mere haath ko yun chua hai.......
usne mere haath ko yun chua hai....
mano uski har saas keh rahi ho...
behenji time kya hua hai?????????????:p
gosh i know dat was lame..........
dont beat me wid a chappal guys:pgood 1 tana!

[angelfromhell21]

okie dokie....... baat shyari pe aa gayi hai to one lame lion from my side....btw for those who r wondering...lion is sher....
usne mere haath ko yun chua hai.......
usne mere haath ko yun chua hai....
mano uski har saas keh rahi ho...
behenji time kya hua hai?????????????:p
gosh i know dat was lame..........
dont beat me wid a chappal guys:p
that ws damn cute tana
n rash u were gud too!!

[tana]

okie dokie 1 more lion for u guys.............
dont b ready wid chappals ok?????
arz karti hoon..........................
sahba badast jaam balab mast mein rehna,
sahba badast jaam balab mast mein rehna.......................
is line ka matlab samajh sako to plzzzz hamein bhi samjha dena:p hehehehehe:D

[neeraja05]

Cute lion :p tan.
I love spontaneity!!

[tana]

Cute lion :p tan.
I love spontaneity!!


if thats what u love, dats wat ull get!!!:D

[neeraja05]

Ya ya bring it on babes!! Ye dil maange more n more n more.....!!!!
I forgot to edit it..but i wanted to say "I love UR spontaneity"!!

[tana]

Ya ya bring it on babes!! Ye dil maange more n more n more.....!!!!
I forgot to edit it..but i wanted to say "I love UR spontaneity"!!


hehe thanx babes;)

[riya_remix]

hey guys..i've huge backlog now...i was just going thru d last pages n i found our very own rash wid her shayri!;) gud job rash!!n tana as usual,u rocked..main to tumhare 1 liners ki shuru se hi fan hoon...keep up 2 gud work!!:)

[pratham]

arz kiya hai

humne unke pyar main ro roke ghade bhare
humne unke pyar main ro roke ghade bhare
magar...
magar.. woh bewafa aaye aur nahake chale gaye :D

wow...aapki gaaliya yaha tak sunaee de rahi hai.. lolzz

[tana]

hey guys..i've huge backlog now...i was just going thru d last pages n i found our very own rash wid her shayri!;) gud job rash!!n tana as usual,u rocked..main to tumhare 1 liners ki shuru se hi fan hoon...keep up 2 gud work!!:)

thanx so much riya ur a sweetheart:D ........
luv
tana

[tana]

arz kiya hai

humne unke pyar main ro roke ghade bhare
humne unke pyar main ro roke ghade bhare
magar...
magar.. woh bewafa aaye aur nahake chale gaye :D

wow...aapki gaaliya yaha tak sunaee de rahi hai.. lolzz


wah wah wah wah....... kya lion tha..........
btw meri gaali loudest thi.....aur biggest bhi..............lol.............kidding:D

[neeraja05]

arz kiya hai

humne unke pyar main ro roke ghade bhare
humne unke pyar main ro roke ghade bhare
magar...
magar.. woh bewafa aaye aur nahake chale gaye :D

wow...aapki gaaliya yaha tak sunaee de rahi hai.. lolzz


Hehehe pratham ye kya hai?? Be original dude!!:p

[tana]

ok guys i more paplu lion on the way..............
i think dis one will b the papluest..........

arz kiya hai............are irshad to bolo.......:(
neways
arz kiya hai.............
im a dog and ur a flower,
im a dog and ur a flower,
so let me lift my leg and give u a shower.......:D bachaooooooooooooo........chappal ki baarish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neeraja05]

ok guys i more paplu lion on the way..............
i think dis one will b the papluest..........

arz kiya hai............are irshad to bolo.......:(
neways
arz kiya hai.............
im a dog and ur a flower,
im a dog and ur a flower,
so let me lift my leg and give u a shower.......:D bachaooooooooooooo........chappal ki baarish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tan u'll be the death of me!! Hasaa hasaa ke maaregi kya?;)

[tana]

Tan u'll be the death of me!! Hasaa hasaa ke maaregi kya?;)


hai allah
yeh kya keh dala
is msg se hamko
mar dala, mar dala..............sing it in tune of devdas maar dala

ab bas hara rang mat dalo........holi khatam:D

[angelfromhell21]

tanu u really rock gurl....tum bahut cute ho....lekin funny bilkul nahi ho.....lol:D
bura mat mano holi to nahi lekin phir bhi.........:D

[pink_bunnies]

wah wah tana !!!!!
that was really funny..........

tum khush raho,

muskurate raho,

gungunate raho,

sada haste raho,

mujhe kya log tumhe hi pagal kahenge!!!! ............lol :D

[neeraja05]

wah wah tana !!!!!
that was really funny..........

tum khush raho,

muskurate raho,

gungunate raho,

sada haste raho,

mujhe kya log tumhe hi pagal kahenge!!!! ............lol :D


hehehehe nice one

[tana]

tanu u really rock gurl....tum bahut cute ho....lekin funny bilkul nahi ho.....lol:D
bura mat mano holi to nahi lekin phir bhi.........:D

sachchee???? u dont find me funny??????

[tana]

wah wah tana !!!!!
that was really funny..........

tum khush raho,

muskurate raho,

gungunate raho,

sada haste raho,

mujhe kya log tumhe hi pagal kahenge!!!! ............lol :D



voh to abhi bhi paagal hi bolte hain................hehehe:D

[vitka]

ok guys i more paplu lion on the way..............
i think dis one will b the papluest..........

arz kiya hai............are irshad to bolo.......:(
neways
arz kiya hai.............
im a dog and ur a flower,
im a dog and ur a flower,
so let me lift my leg and give u a shower.......:D bachaooooooooooooo........chappal ki baarish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o godddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!:D thats so funny!!!!:D lol!!!!!!!!

[tana]

okie guys heres 1 more....made it up at 2:00 in d nite while studin..hehe kya karun 4m dusnt get outta my mind....
e zalim galib ki kabr kyun khod rahe ho......
e zalim galib ki kabr kyun khod rahe ho......
khodne ka machine mujhe do...bahut bore kar rahe ho.......
hehehehe:D ;)

in case anyone dusnt know.....galib is the king of shero shayari

[animateash]

love is my topic.....hope u all like it...

1.love is the game that u playb wth ur heart...

2.love cannot be isolated like friendship...

3.love is a beautiful relationship that u shr4e wth ur partner...

4.love is like a mirror,once broken very difficult 2 join it...

5.love cannot be purchased in ne market unlike otherthngs...

6.love should be like a pure water...

7.love and friendship usually goes 2gether...

8.love should not be weighted but should be feeled...

[tana]

love is my topic.....hope u all like it...

1.love is the game that u playb wth ur heart...

2.love cannot be isolated like friendship...

3.love is a beautiful relationship that u shr4e wth ur partner...

4.love is like a mirror,once broken very difficult 2 join it...

5.love cannot be purchased in ne market unlike otherthngs...

6.love should be like a pure water...

7.love and friendship usually goes 2gether...

8.love should not be weighted but should be feeled...



lovely thots ash.....did u make dem urself????????

[princess_ankita]

good work guys!

[animateash]

yes tana i have made it.....i thot nobdy wud like dis types of quotes....i love makin love qoutes b`czo i believe in love.......love .........

thanx for likin my qoutes

luv
aashni
ash

[animateash]

Did you know ???


Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really like that person?


Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most succeptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need some one to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are :

I love you, Sorry and help me

The people who say these are actually in need of them or really feel them, and are the ones you really need to treasure, because they have said them.


Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping others company or helping others are the ones that actually need your company and help?



Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that those who need more of you are those that don't mention it to you?


Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face?But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.


But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself , if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold .

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON ME???... AT THE MOMENT, TIME AND PLACE THAT YOU NEED ME, CALL ME, I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU !!!!!


"One day, we will change the world...or we are already changing it " THE BALL IS NOW IN YOUR COURT... If the world were to end in 24 hours, all the phone lines, chat rooms and e-mails will be saturated from people sending messages to others, saying: "I regret having made you feel bad", "Pardon me", "I love you", "I hold you in high esteem", take good care of yourself" and sometimes "I have always loved you, only I never told you".

[animateash]

Hey

have u ever thought about the negitive roles in remix.? their names start from A and whome they like their name ends from A like:



Arjun likes tia

Arjun

Tia



Aditya likes anvesha

Aditya

Anvesha

[animateash]

Characters email add:

tia's id-

im_2_sweet_4_sweets@tiaahuja.com

ranveer's id-

i_love_2_call_pple_banna@banna.com

i_love_2_act_as_if_i_hate_tia@lovetia.com

i_cant_b_normal@abnormal.com

aashi's id-

i_am_2_kool_4words@kool.com

yuvi's id-

i_love_music@musicians.com

sonia's id-

i_love_2_call_summet_manmeet@manmeet.com

yashwant dev's id-

i_luv_2_b_hitler@adolfhitler.com

sumeet's id-

i_want_pallo's_pallu_back@pallo.com

luv
aashni
ash

[animateash]

hey guys de email ids i have posted was just a tp okie.....hope i all like it

luv
aashni
ash

[princess_ankita]

hey , ash those email id s by you were hillarious . they were really like mockin at the remix 4some. loved them a lot.

[angelfromhell21]

gud one ash. loved the ids. keep rocking!!

[muackz]

I jst came across this joke:


Gurl n boy see rabbit shit on the grass.
Gurl:wats dat?
Boy:They r smart pills!!! Eat them.
Gurl:They taste like shit.....
Boy: See, u r getting smart alridi......

[muackz]

This sher i heard ages ago.........dur se dekha....dur se dekha....
dur se dekha to kuch nahi tha....
dur se dekha to kuch nahi tha...
pass jake dekha to....
kuch bhi nahi tha....

oh-oh.....not gud as tana....
aur nahi hai koi bahana????
kaun bachayega frm ur gussana (kya karoon kuch rhyme nahi ho raha tha)

luv ya all
Anky

[animateash]

welcome n thanx a lo for likin my fultoo jokess....:)

luv
aashni
ash

[animateash]

The Remix lingo

The Remix lingo

Hey Bhaggu (n): Hey Bhagu, I can’t get through this number (as in Hey Bhagwan, Oh God!)
Chillax (v): Just chillax, everything will be fine (a combo of chill and relax)
Duh-uh (adj): Duh-uh, what do you think we were waiting for? (As in how dumb)
Puhleese (adj): Puhleese, stop harassing me! (just the elongated with effect version of please)
Dufus (adj): You are a perfect dufus when it comes to girls ( a duffer)
Sufi (v): Don’t take too much tension, just play it sufi (As in cool, it has nothing to do with the mystical Sufis and their music)
Banna (n): You are like my banna, so why worry? ( friend, pal)
Bimbo (adj) : Tia, u are a BIMBO (dumb, Ashi uses it often for Tia)


luv
aashni
ash

[animateash]

*Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!! *
*Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. *


* man
1. ------------ *
* board *





*Ans. = man overboard *



* stand
2. ------------ *
* i *





*Ans. = I understand *

*OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair? *


*3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ *





*Ans. = reading between the lines *



*4. r
road
a **
d *




*Ans. = cross road *


*5. cycle
cycle
cycle *




*Ans. = tricycle *


* 0
6. ------------
M.D. *
* Ph.D. *




*Ans. = two degrees below zero *


* knee
7. ------------ *
* light *




*Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light) *


* ground
8. --------------- *
* feet feet feet feet feet feet *



*Ans. = six feet underground *


*9. he's / himself *




*Ans. = he's by himself *


*10. ecnalg *




*Ans. = backward glance *


*11. death ..... life *




*Ans. = life after death *


*12. THINK *





*Ans. think big !! *

*And the last one is real fundoo .. *

*13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... *


*Ans. long time no 'C' (see) *


luv
aashni
ash

[animateash]

*Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!! *
*Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. *


* man
1. ------------ *
* board *





*Ans. = man overboard *



* stand
2. ------------ *
* i *





*Ans. = I understand *

*OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair? *


*3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ *





*Ans. = reading between the lines *



*4. r
road
a **
d *




*Ans. = cross road *


*5. cycle
cycle
cycle *




*Ans. = tricycle *


* 0
6. ------------
M.D. *
* Ph.D. *




*Ans. = two degrees below zero *


* knee
7. ------------ *
* light *




*Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light) *


* ground
8. --------------- *
* feet feet feet feet feet feet *



*Ans. = six feet underground *


*9. he's / himself *




*Ans. = he's by himself *


*10. ecnalg *




*Ans. = backward glance *


*11. death ..... life *




*Ans. = life after death *


*12. THINK *





*Ans. think big !! *

*And the last one is real fundoo .. *

*13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... *


*Ans. long time no 'C' (see) *


luv
aashni
ash

[pink_bunnies]

hey ash, those were superb
maine to ek bhi sahi ans guess nahi kiya...........:o

[pink_bunnies]

and CONGTRATZZZZZZZZ !!! ash u hav completed 200 posts :D

[tana]

okie guys heres 1 more....made it up at 2:00 in d nite while studin..hehe kya karun 4m dusnt get outta my mind....
e zalim galib ki kabr kyun khod rahe ho......
e zalim galib ki kabr kyun khod rahe ho......
khodne ka machine mujhe do...bahut bore kar rahe ho.......
hehehehe:D ;)

in case anyone dusnt know.....galib is the king of shero shayari


hey no one commented on dis one!!!:(

[princess_ankita]

that was a cool sher tana. and u rock as usual!

[animateash]

hey thanx pink_bunnies(can i know ur name) for likin my posts...even i cud ans only some...

Indian Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Indian Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Indian Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Indian Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Indian Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Indian Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Indian Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Indian Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Indian woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Indian Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Indian Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Indian Woman: Bet, the liar told you I was speeding, too.


luv
aashni
ash

[tana]

that was a cool sher tana. and u rock as usual!


thanx anku!!!!!!!!:D

[princess_ankita]

welcome babes!

[animateash]

Here's the article for NAKOOL FANS

REMIX WAITS FOR NAKUL:
If you were wondering where is Nakul from the teen targeted serial Remix these days, here’s what happened to him. He walked for hours together, on 26th July and waded through the floods to reach home. He has been taken ill since then and is still has not recovered.. Which is why he was shown to
leave school to go to his native place urgently due to a relative falling sick in the serial. “It was very nice of the producers not to have replaced him. They are waiting for him to get well, and his character will be revived then. The only problem is that Nakuls girlfriend’s track in the serial had to be axed, as there is not much she can do without Nakul here”, says lead artist Shweta
Gulati (Tia). Atleast Nakul survived the plastic surgery!

[animateash]

9 Things I Hate
>>
>>
>>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I
>>know where
>>my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>>when I ask
>>where the toilet is?
>>
>>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
>>room for
>>the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
>>channel
>>manually.
>>
>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
>>too". Damn
>>right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
>>
>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
>>it is.
>>Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
>>
>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
>>Loser, I
>>paid R12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
>>
>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
>>give me a
>>choice there, did ya sunshine?
>>
>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
>>then
>>there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
>>then there
>>must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
>>
>>8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
>>longest damn
>>thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
>>
>>9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
>>come
>>yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
>>

[tana]

guys plzzzzzzzzz post sumthing rel;ated 2 remix yaar..plzzzzzzzzzzzz
v r going off topic.............:confused:

[rashrocks]

guys dont mind but i am tired of explaining.. io have come online after 1 week and i am noticing that all threads are going offtrack.. it wasnt like this before.. please maintain the decorum of the forum and its thread so that its easier for us!!!

and tana that was a good shayari!! keep it up!

[animateash]

sry rash for being offtrack....we willl try 2 maintain our threads......luv
ash

[tana]

guys dont mind but i am tired of explaining.. io have come online after 1 week and i am noticing that all threads are going offtrack.. it wasnt like this before.. please maintain the decorum of the forum and its thread so that its easier for us!!!

and tana that was a good shayari!! keep it up!

hehe thanx rash.........chalu to tumne kiya tha.....urs was gud 2..hehe

[iluvdan]

Originally Posted by tana
okie guys heres 1 more....made it up at 2:00 in d nite while studin..hehe kya karun 4m dusnt get outta my mind....
e zalim galib ki kabr kyun khod rahe ho......
e zalim galib ki kabr kyun khod rahe ho......
khodne ka machine mujhe do...bahut bore kar rahe ho.......
hehehehe

in case anyone dusnt know.....galib is the king of shero shayari

oye...ive heard dis 1...den how cme u have made it???..
anyways its a nice 1...:)

[tana]

oye...ive heard dis 1...den how cme u have made it???..
anyways its a nice 1...:)



arey yaar popat mat kar shu............ 2 baje baith ke banaya...... original maal hai.......
u mustve heard shilpa shetty saying it in an interview.......
mine is inspired frm dat......
it goes like
ghalib kabr kyun khod raha hai????
ghalib kabr kyun khod raha hai???
phavda mujhe de.......


mine is diff ok!!!!!!
false accusations..........revolt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rang de basanti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D hehehe

[angelfromhell21]

read this guys its funny!


Some PJ's:

1. Q. Sardaarji, are you Relaxing?
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No... I am Jasvinder Singh

2. A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little
ones
yells out happily-"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to
cross"....
Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????
Think a little bit ……. Its easy !


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ANS: BACHCHE HAIN!!!! KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN........!!!!!!

3. what is plural of shahrukh khan?





socho..........




ans: icici bank
shahrukh says"main hoon na"
icici says"hum hain na"

4. Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?
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Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold

Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
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Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

5. what is d vector form of sridevi?????
ANS- TABU! y???
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because .... sridevi did chandni n tabu did chandni BAR!!!

6. ladke k sir ka naam "ishq ki chhao " hota hai. woh 1bar road pe chal
raha
hota hai. tabhi usko road pe PAO(bread) milta hai... woh us pao k
neeche
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ANS- JANNAT kyu ki "jin k sir hi ishq ki chaao, pao k neeche jannat
hogi"...

7. Mickey mouse and Ramayana

One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.

Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole
Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse,

"Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?"

Mickey Mouse cannot.

Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what

was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"

Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.

Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse

goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the

wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to

end....


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Now the final one

8. Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the
she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our
elephant
was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him
to a
park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the
see-saw
broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?

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Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

[neeraja05]

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".

The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on".

The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. She said, "Your horse phoned"

[neeraja05]

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing
on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take
your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me
drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive
today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my
job!

And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing
he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it
for you," says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
(Remember, he's a German Pope.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the
driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets
on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief
gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a
hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think
it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

[neeraja05]

Romantic Rhymes
>
>
>A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
>romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some
>of the entries they received.
>
>I thought that I could love no other
>until, that is, I met your brother.
>
>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
>and so is your head.
>
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face
>
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>This describes everything you are not
>
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>
>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life
>
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming
>
>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way
>
>My feelings for you no words can tell,
>Except for maybe "go to hell"
>
>

[angelfromhell21]

ha..ha...ha....cool stuff neeru. the 1st 1 is super!!

[neeraja05]

Thanx garu.Im glad u enjoyed them:D

[archana_cool]

hi neeraja,
its really cool i liked it...keep it up..:) :)

Remix Rocks

Love Archana

[princess_ankita]

good jokes, garu and neeru. i liked them a lot.

[animateash]

Good Ones...hav fun reading them

January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
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If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
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A guy to his GF :
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
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The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide

luv ash

[tana]

Good Ones...hav fun reading them

January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
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If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
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A guy to his GF :
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide

luv ash

gr8 ones ash.......really hilarious.....but guys plzz post stuff on remix na....vr going off topic

[iluvdan]

arey yaar popat mat kar shu............ 2 baje baith ke banaya...... original maal hai.......
u mustve heard shilpa shetty saying it in an interview.......
mine is inspired frm dat......
it goes like
ghalib kabr kyun khod raha hai????
ghalib kabr kyun khod raha hai???
phavda mujhe de.......


mine is diff ok!!!!!!
false accusations..........revolt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rang de basanti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D hehehe

heh heh heh ..rang de basanti..oye karan aka sid to mere paas hai!!!!!

aur rite maine wo suna tha..
maaf kar do.......revolt mat karo na...

[tana]

heh heh heh ..rang de basanti..oye karan aka sid to mere paas hai!!!!!

aur rite maine wo suna tha..
maaf kar do.......revolt mat karo na...



jao maaf kiya..................
u sachchee thot i was gonna revolt????? hehe dodiben!!! :P
main to revolt ka "r" bhi nahin kar sakti.......:D

[neeraja05]

jao maaf kiya..................
u sachchee thot i was gonna revolt????? hehe dodiben!!! :P
main to revolt ka "r" bhi nahin kar sakti.......:D

Haan,sirf yahoo msnger pe sher banti hai,yahan revolt ka "r" bhi nahi jaanti:p

[tana]

Haan,sirf yahoo msnger pe sher banti hai,yahan revolt ka "r" bhi nahi jaanti:p



sher nahinn sherni.............popat mat bana yaar neeru

[animateash]

Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up

1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet
Pepsi & Ho-Ho's.
23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
for real work.
25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.

[animateash]

night in a sleepy town the chemical plant explodes into flames. The
alarm goes out and departments from miles around race to the scene.
After
fighting the fire for over an hour the chemical company president
approaches
the fire chief, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the
center
of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine
company
that brings them out safely!"
With this the firemen attack with a renewed gusto. Two hours later they
still have not gained any ground. With this the company president
offers
$100,000 to the engine company that brings out the company's secret
files.
In the distance a lone siren is heard and soon another fire truck comes
into
sight. The fire chief realizes that is that little rinky-dink volunteer
fire
company composed entirely of men over 65. Much to his amazement the
fire
engine races through the chemical plant gates and drives right into the
middle of the inferno. He can see these old timers hopping off their
rig and
fighting the fire with an effort that he has never seen before.

Less than an hour later the fire is out and the secret formulas have
been
saved by this group of volunteers! The chemical company president is so
estatic he doubles the reward to $200,000! After thanking the
volunteers the
chemical company president can't help but ask what they will do with
the
reward money.

The driver looks him right in the eye... "First thing we do is fix the
damn
brakes on that truck!"

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One day Lord Shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol.
So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the
bartender: "What all do u have".
Bartender: "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc."
Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky".
After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord Shiva decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked:"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of
whisky, he
is still on his feet".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having
40
bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him: "Sir, who are you?? I ve
seen
people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've
almost had
50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"???

Lord Shiva: "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

Bartender: AB CHADHI ISKO!!!
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[animateash]

A blonde woman was driving a car rashly and going zigzag. A traffic cop
caught her.

Woman says : Sir I am learning to drive.

Cop : What, without instructor?

Woman : Sir I am doing correspondance course.
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any
skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
donate
some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
would
have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would
tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the
doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate
matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's
new
face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
and
relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion
at her
sacrifice.

He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How
can I possibly repay you?"

She replied, "Darling, I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your
mother kiss you on the cheek.

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When I born, I black,
when I grow up, I black,
when I go in sun, I black,
when I cold, I black,
when I scared, I black,
when I sick, I black,
and when I die, I still black.

You white folks....
when you born, you pink,
when you grow up, you white,
when you go in sun, you red,
when you cold, you blue,
when you scared, you yellow,
when you sick, you green,
when you bruised, you purple,
and when you die, you gray.
So who you callin' colored folks ???
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[animateash]

A farmer walked into a attoney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The
attoney asked: "How may I help you?"

The farmer said; "Yea, I want to get me one of those Day-vorces."

The attorney said; "Do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said; "Yea, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said; "No sir, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said; "No I don't have a case, but I have a John Deere....."

The attorney said; "No, you don't understand, do you have any grudges?"

The farmer said; "Yea I have a grudge, that's where I park my John
Deere."

The attorney said; "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

"Yea, I have a suit wear it to Church on Sundays."

The attorney said; "Well sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer said; "No sir, we both get up at 04:30."

Fanally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "Why do you
want
a divorce?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation
with
her.

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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.


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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students


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[animateash]

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students


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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him
then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE


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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday


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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.


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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg
.Then,what is
my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God,
are you still in there?'


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[animateash]

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

[iluvdan]

hey ash nice 1s....

hey tanu dear...i ve got an idea...lets make dis thread kinda chit chat...original fatte...n u noe...saare pgs n lolz...n of course any joke riddle ya masti ON REMIX n REMIX only.......matlab no non remix jokes anymore...
pata hai flop idea hai..par aise hi aya to likh diya...aise mat dekho...

[animateash]

hey ash nice 1s....

hey tanu dear...i ve got an idea...lets make dis thread kinda chit chat...original fatte...n u noe...saare pgs n lolz...n of course any joke riddle ya masti ON REMIX n REMIX only.......matlab no non remix jokes anymore...
pata hai flop idea hai..par aise hi aya to likh diya...aise mat dekho...

thanx

luv ash

[animateash]

hey ash nice 1s....

hey tanu dear...i ve got an idea...lets make dis thread kinda chit chat...original fatte...n u noe...saare pgs n lolz...n of course any joke riddle ya masti ON REMIX n REMIX only.......matlab no non remix jokes anymore...
pata hai flop idea hai..par aise hi aya to likh diya...aise mat dekho...

thanx ....but ui guess v can keep dis thread for bth remix n non remix fun n masti...etc

luv ash

[cute_pari60]

similarity between gandhiji and mallika sherawat
dono ne apne kaore tyag diye:confused:
ek ne desh ke lia aur dusre ne deshvasiyo ke lia:D

[animateash]

similarity between gandhiji and mallika sherawat
dono ne apne kaore tyag diye:confused:
ek ne desh ke lia aur dusre ne deshvasiyo ke lia:D


accha hai...

luv ash

[tana]

hey ash nice 1s....

hey tanu dear...i ve got an idea...lets make dis thread kinda chit chat...original fatte...n u noe...saare pgs n lolz...n of course any joke riddle ya masti ON REMIX n REMIX only.......matlab no non remix jokes anymore...
pata hai flop idea hai..par aise hi aya to likh diya...aise mat dekho...



i know shu....main kabse yahi keh rahi thi.............dis thread is going toooooooo off topic.......plz guys remix ke bare mein likho

[pratham]

woh to hai yaar tanu.. however we always cannot have jokes on ranveer and tia.. or ashi an UV....

waise ranveer ka naam lete hi mujhe hasne aata hai woh alag baat...

however we can keep this as an interaction thread...

[tana]

woh to hai yaar tanu.. however we always cannot have jokes on ranveer and tia.. or ashi an UV....

waise ranveer ka naam lete hi mujhe hasne aata hai woh alag baat...
however we can keep this as an interaction thread...



grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........how dare you................:mad: badsurat bhains ke saath tumhara patch up karu kya???????:mad:

[pratham]

jaruur... u know tanu.. jus because tia likes him i bearing him...
( tanu.. u mus be boiling over there hai na...hehehe :D )
sach main,...

[tana]

jaruur... u know tanu.. jus because tia likes him i bearing him...
( tanu.. u mus be boiling over there hai na...hehehe :D )
sach main,...


dont worry idhar se sgs bheja hain ( short gali service)........... abhi mil jaega:mad:

[pratham]

aur sun tanu... agar tune mera patch up bhains ke saath karva diya na.. to main tumhara patch up ranveer se karva dunga... phir same ho jaayega...
humare main woh animal or main human being... tumhare main tu human being aur ....:D :p ...lolololol

[angelfromhell21]

bechare ranveer ka kachra kyun kar raha hai.......chalo tana isko marte hain.....pratham humari chappal humare haat mein hai......

[tana]

bechare ranveer ka kachra kyun kar raha hai.......chalo tana isko marte hain.....pratham humari chappal humare haat mein hai......



meri chappal to ready hai.......voh bhi phateli......aur sgs ( short gali service) to kabka bheja ab tak mila hoga:D

[pratham]

oye tanu kaha hai..chuup gayee kya...

aur suno.. chappal wali baaeeyo...lol... arey sach bolneka yeahi anjaam hota hai kya...

[angelfromhell21]

oye tanu kaha hai..chuup gayee kya...

aur suno.. chappal wali baaeeyo...lol... arey sach bolneka yeahi anjaam hota hai kya...
aey baai kisko bolta hai re.......aur isme sach kya hai.....ranveer is gr8 yaar....tumhe usse kya prob hai????

[tana]

aey baai kisko bolta hai re.......aur isme sach kya hai.....ranveer is gr8 yaar....tumhe usse kya prob hai????


i swear yaar........poor ranny......maro maro pratham ko maaro

[pratham]

haa maaro mujhe maaro... lekin sach aakhir sach hota hai..:p

waise .. the main reason i don like ranny is because Tia loves him... isiliye shyad... shayad yea jalanwaali bat ho... isiliye i always hated vikram bhat and now i also hate randeep hooda..

lols...

[angelfromhell21]

haa maaro mujhe maaro... lekin sach aakhir sach hota hai..:p

waise .. the main reason i don like ranny is because Tia loves him... isiliye shyad... shayad yea jalanwaali bat ho... isiliye i always hated vikram bhat and now i also hate randeep hooda..

lols...
2 gud choices.....sush n tia.........bt 1 horrible choice.....amisha..... r u serious u like her??????

[tana]

haa maaro mujhe maaro... lekin sach aakhir sach hota hai..:p

waise .. the main reason i don like ranny is because Tia loves him... isiliye shyad... shayad yea jalanwaali bat ho... isiliye i always hated vikram bhat and now i also hate randeep hooda..

lols...


hain?????????? :confused: yeh log kidhar se tapke.......
btw jalan buri baat hai...............okie garu plan changed.....pratham ko chappal nahin ice cubes marenge otherwise jalan badh jaegi............heehee:D

[pratham]

sush was going arond with Vikram Bhatt Initially...

[neeraja05]

Pratham..ranveer ko akela chhod de,nahi to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga:mad:
Tashu,like pratham said,we cant always crack jokes on the foursome...hai na?
let this be a general light jokes r thread na..plzzzzz

[tana]

Pratham..ranveer ko akela chhod de,nahi to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga:mad:
Tashu,like pratham said,we cant always crack jokes on the foursome...hai na?
let this be a general light jokes r thread na..plzzzzz



okie dokie :)

[animateash]

1) Kisi ko apni khubiyo ka ehsas nahi hota,
Aap jaise dosto ka milna itfak nahi hota,
Achha kuchh kiya hoga hamne,
Varna aap ho sath hamare,
Ye visvas nahi hota.




2) Ek alag si pehchan banàne ki aadt hai Hùme
Zakhm hö jitna gehra utna muskurane ki adt hai Hùme
Sab kùch luta dete hai Dösti me
Q k Dösti nibhane ki adat hai hume




3) Mehfil
Na hoti
Nazaare
Nahi hote,
Yu chaand K
Pehlu me
Sitare
NAhi hote,
Hum isLiye
Karte hain
Apki
Parwah
Q-ki
Dil K
Kareeb
Sare nahi hote....





4) Yeh dil ka zakhm tumne diya hai to koi baat nahin,
Yeh jigar ka dard agar tumne diya hai to koi baat nahin,
Majaal kiski thi ki kehta mujhe deewana, magar
Yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahin......




5) Kash surat aapki pyari na hoti,
Kash aap se mulaqat hamari no hoti,
Sapno mein he dekh lete aapko,
to aaj itani bekararri na hoti.




6) Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,har ek ne dhoka diya
kis-kisko bhula dete,apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,krte byan
to mehfl ko rula dete.




7) Humse pucho kya hota hai pal pal bitana,mushkil hota hai dil ko
samjhana.ye zindagi to beet jayegi,bas mushkil hota hai kuch palo ko
bhulana




8) Iss raat ki tanhai se,iss dard ki gehrai se ye dil kuch baat kar
raha hai,zara samjo in fizaon ki chubhan ko,aaj fir tumhe koi yaad kar
raha hai.




9) Intzaar/ na raat ka/
na din ka/ na subeh ka/
na shaam ka/ na ek pehar ka/
na dopehar ka/ na iska/
na uska/ Intzaar hai toh bas aapke
pyaar bhare ek sms ka.




10) Maut mangte hain to zindgi khafa ho jati hai.Zehar lete hai to wo b
dava ho jati hai.Tu hi bata aai mere dost kya karun,jis ko b chahte hai
bewafa ho jati hai.



"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to
love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

luv ash

[pratham]

main bhi to wahi chahta huun... ki please ranveer ko akela hi chod do...:D :p


tanu i m already hearing ur gaalis... and can actually see ur face from the hole of that phati huyee chappal...lolzzz

neeru.. buree mat bano yaar.... please...

[animateash]

woh to hai yaar tanu.. however we always cannot have jokes on ranveer and tia.. or ashi an UV....

waise ranveer ka naam lete hi mujhe hasne aata hai woh alag baat...

however we can keep this as an interaction thread...


i agree..v always cant ahev jokes on remix chars......even previously i said v can keep for bth remix n non-remix jokes.....n plzzzzz no fun wth ranveer...he is so sweet...i like him a lot.....plzz pratham......

luv ash

[animateash]

Hi All,

This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid.........amazing thought!!!


When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..


And you White fella,




When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..

And you calling me Colored ??

[tana]

main bhi to wahi chahta huun... ki please ranveer ko akela hi chod do...:D :p


tanu i m already hearing ur gaalis... and can actually see ur face from the hole of that phati huyee chappal...lolzzz

neeru.. buree mat bano yaar.... please...



praths im gonna murder u ........ i swear.........phir ranny ko jail mein milungi.................:p

[pratham]

dekh tanu... tu jail main mil... garden main mil.. ya phir tabele main ( due respect to my "bhains")... with ranny its like always meeting in jail... lolzzzzzzzzz... tanu i can see ur face going red... aur gaaliyon se to mujhe zakham ho rahe hai...lolzzz... chal i stop this topic.... bahut kheecha ranny ka...

waise... i don hate him re... he is a nice person.. i like him for his sincerity and purity of heart...