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Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. My six – year - old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!" Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?" my son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes." Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already."

The End.

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Now is it not funny when time passes you by It does not leave no tracks but in your minds eye Looking forward to yesterday when it was tomorrow You cannot take the time back or ask time to borrow You have time a coming but then it is all gone Standing in one place time does not stay so long Time stretching out a head even to the horizon and sky Looking back time is just memories to you and I Time like the puffy white clouds in a clear blue sky Changing always changing and then it passes you by Time O time cannot you stop for a minute and at least say hi Time never gets old like me it just passes me by I am rich with all of the time that I spent Perhaps if I ask God for more time even to rent Where O where is all of that time when yesterday was tomorrow Can I not reach back to that time and just borrow

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Admiration is very short lived passion that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. --> Joseph Addison


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When you win say nothing. When you lose say less. --> Paul Brown


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Even if for a lifetime the fool stays with the wise, he knows nothing of the Dharmma - just as the ladle, knows the taste of the soup.


Even if for a moment, the perceptive person stays withe wise, he immediately percieves / knows the Dharmma, -- just as the tongue percieves the taste of the soup.

--> Dharmmapada 5.

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Knowledge

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Nobody Ever rejects you, they are only rejecting what they think you are. But that cuts both ways. Nobody ever accepts you either. Untill people come awake, they are simply accepting or rejecting their image of you. They have fashioned an image of you, and they are accepting or rejecting That Image. See hoe devastating it is to go deeply into that. It is a bit too liberating.
--> Anthony De Mello

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Hard Facts -- > Learn

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I have Learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you have to do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I have Learned that no matter how much you care about a person, Some of them are just assholes.

I have Learned that it takes years to build trust and it takes only suspicion to destroy that trust.

I have Learned that you can get charmed for about fifteen minutes. After that you would lose it.

I have Learned that you should not compare yourself to others -- they turn out to be worse.

I have Learned that regardless how hot and steamy the relationship is at first, passion fades away and there better be lot of money money to take its/passion's place.

I have Learned that the people you care about in life are taken away from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

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Live For The Moment


Look well to this day for yesterday is but a dream and tomorrow is but a vision, But Today Well Lived, Makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore To This Day.

--> Kalidasa

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Mobile Message --> Please Use Mobile But Do Not Misuse It

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A four year old girl was admitted to due to fracture of the leg. As it was an Open fracture, she had to undergo an operation to stitch the protuding bone in place. Though it was a minor operation, still she was hooked on to life support system as it is some how part of the process. The Doctors had to put some date due to prior conditions. There after the operation proceeded. Half way through the process, the life support system suddenly went dead. The Reason was some thought less person was using his / her hand phone outside the operation theatre.The frequencies / signals affected the Support Systems Frequencies. They tried to track the mobile user but no avail. The Little girl, young and innocent as she was, died soon after Sad to say she was only a child.

Message : Be Sensitive, Be Alert. Do Not Use Your Hand Phone / Mobile / Cell at any Hospital, Airport or places where they are not to be used. Also Please Do Not Use Hand Phone/ Mobile / Cell While Driving, Riding, And Walking. Please pull over, stop walking, for a minute or two, finish the conversation. You may or might not be caught in the act but you might have killed / cause harm / accident to some one with or without knowing. Live Safe.

Days Back on a National Highway, The Driver Of A Public Transport / Bus Was Driving At A Breakneck Speed, According To That Transport Passenger, At That Time, Driver Was Speaking On the Hand Phone, He Hit A Light Heavy Vehicle And Fifteen People Got Killed And Few More Injured. The Driver is Absconding.

Please Pass this to many since most of us are just not Aware of the Seriousness .

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Marriage With Thunderbolts And Lightnings

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" They Say Marriages Are Made In Heaven, So Are Thunder And Lightning !!" --> Clint Eastwood.


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Want To Improve Relationships ? See / Treat Love As A Verb !! Rather Than As A Feeling. --> Stephen R Covey

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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them. Benjamin Franklin said it first. --> David H Comins


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Heart Ages Last !!!

--> Slyvester Stallone.


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A synonym is a word you use when you cannot spell the first word that you thought of. --> Burt Bacharach


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For Every Action There Is Equal And Opposite Government Program !!!

--> Bob Wells


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Success Is Falling Nine Times And Getting Up Ten.

--> Jon Bon Jove



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It Is Only When The Tide Goes Out That You Learn Who Is Been Swimming Naked.

--> Warren Buffet


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To Say My Fate Is Not Tied To Your Boat Is Like Saying, " Your End Of The Boat Is Sinking."

--> Hugh Downs


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Flattery Is Like Chewing Gum. Enjoy It, But Do Not Swallow It.

--> Hank Ketcham


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Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is Staggering.

R. Buckminster Fuller (1895 - 1983)



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It is time for the human race to enter the solar system.

Dan Quayle (1947 - )



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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)



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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

Robert Graves (1895 - 1985)


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The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.

Alex Levin



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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Scott Adams (1957 - )



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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

Paula Poundstone


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The future is much like the present, only longer.

Dan Quisenberry


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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

Alfred Adler (1870 - 1937)


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One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.

Randall Jarrell (1914 - 1965)


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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

John Wilmot


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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

Mickey Mouse (1928 - )



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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Steven Wright (1955 - )



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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)



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I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to acheive that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.


Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One


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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Barry LePatner


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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903), act I



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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Fran Lebowitz (1950 - ), Social Studies (1981)


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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.

Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)


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It is better to light one candle than curse the darkness.

Chinese proverb



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If you never did
You should.
These things are fun.
These things are good.
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (1960)

> Dr. Seuss


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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better. It's not.

The Lorax (1971)

> Dr. Seuss


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Don't give up! I believe in you all

A person's a person, no matter how small!
And you very small persons will not have to die
If you make yourselves heard! So come on, now, and TRY!

Horton Hears a Who! (1954)

> Dr. Seuss


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"This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!
The time for all Whos who have blood that is red
To come to the aid of their country!" he said.
"We’ve GOT to make noises in greater amounts!
So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!"

Horton Hears a Who! (1954)

> Dr. Seuss


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When will the men do something besides extend congratulations? I would rather have President Roosevelt say one word to Congress in favor of amending the Constitution to give women the suffrage than to praise me endlessly!

> Susan B. Anthony


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Charlotte: You have done nothing to be ashamed of.

Benjamin Martin: I have done nothing. And for that I am ashamed.


> The Patriot



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Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.

Yoda: No! Try not! Do or do not. There is no try.

> Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back


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George: To swing or not to swing? Swing.

> George of the Jungle


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HAL: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

> 2001: A Space Odyssey


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Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

> Dead Poets Society

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Taste your legs, sir; put them to motion.

Act 3, Sc 1.

> William Shakespeare > Twelfth Night


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We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

Also sprach Zarathustra (1883-1885) pt. 3, ch. 56, sect. 23

> Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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There are those who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who don't know what the heck happened.

Unknown

> Laws


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The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems.

> Mahatma Gandhi


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However many holy words you read,

However many you speak,

What good will they do you

If you do not act upon them.


> Buddha


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Most men are in a coma when they are at rest and mad when they act.

> Epicurus


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We do what we must, and call it by the best names.

> Ralph Waldo Emerson


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As many arrows, loosed several ways, come to one mark ... so may a thousand actions, once afoot, end in one purpose.

Henry V, Act I, sc. 2.

> William Shakespeare


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If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly.
Act I, sc. 7.

> Macbeth

> William Shakespeare


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What's done cannot be undone.

> Macbeth Act V, sc. 1.

> William Shakespeare


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To act is easy; to think is hard.

> Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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People say, "What is the sense of our small effort?" They cannot see that we must lay one brick at a time, take one step at a time.

> Dorothy Day


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First they came for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Communist.

Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Jew.

Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I was a Protestant.

Then they came for me,
and by that time there was no one
left to speak up for me.

attrib. Various Sources, Predominantly Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945


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Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it.

> Ralph Waldo Emerson


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The great end of life is not knowledge but action.

> Thomas Huxley


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It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.

> Jean Baptiste Poquelin Molière


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We cannot think first and act afterward. From the moment of birth we are immersed in action, and can only fitfully guide it by taking thought.

> Alfred North Whitehead


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Now, Gentlemen, let us do something today which the world may talk of hereafter.
before the Battle of Trafalgar, 21 October 1805

> Admiral Collingwood


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Action is consolatory. It is the enemy of thought and the friend of flattering illusions.

Nostromo (1904)

> Joseph Conrad


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Henry has always led what could be called a sedentary life, if only he'd every got as far as actually sitting up.

Not a Drum was Heard (unpublished radio play, 1959)

> Henry Reed


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The world can only be grasped by action, not contemplation...The hand is the cutting edge of the mind.

The Ascent of Man (1973)

> Jacob Bronowski


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I do nothing, Granted. But I see the hours pass - which is better than trying to fill them.

in 'Guardian,' 11 May 1993

> E.M. Cioran


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To do two things at once is to do neither.

> Publilius Syrus


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You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.

> Publilius Syrus


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A rolling stone gathers no moss.

> Publilius Syrus


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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Attributed To Confucius


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When you stop putting yourself on the line, and you don't touch your own heart, how do you expect to touch other people?

> Tori Amos


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One cannot consent to creep when one has an impulse to soar.

> Helen Keller


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To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?

> William Shakespeare > Hamlet


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I wanted movement and not a calm course of existence. I wanted excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love. I felt in myself a superabundance of energy.

> Leo Tolstoy


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Knowledge must come through action; you can have no test which is not fanciful, save by trial.

Trachiniae

> Sophocles


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Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.

> Mother Teresa


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Never Mistake Motion for Action.

> Ernest Hemingway


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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say an uncommon-place thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles...

On The Road

> Jack Kerouac


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I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do.
Source unconfirmed, sometimes attributed to Rory Cochrane.

> Unknown


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Andy: Get busy living, or get busy dying.

> The Shawshank Redemption


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The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit. Try, if you can, to belong to the first class. There's far less competition.
letter to his son

> Dwight Morrow


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Batman: It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

> Batman Begins


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I scowled because I had no shoes on my feet, until further down the street I saw a man with no feet at all.

Persian proverb


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If there is light in the soul,
There will be beauty in the person.
If there is beauty in the person,
There will be harmony in the house.
If there is harmony in the house,
There will be order in the nation.
If there is order in the nation,
There will be peace in the world.

Chinese proverb


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Faith will move mountains.

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Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.

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A lie well stuck to is as good as the truth.

English proverbs


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Every path has its puddle.

A Variation - Every path has pot holes.

English proverb


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It is better to light one candle than curse the darkness.

Chinese proverb


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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a life time.

Chinese proverb

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The darkest hour is that before the dawn.

English proverb


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May the Lord welcome you in Heaven, at least an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.

Irish Toast to the Deceased


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Who has no children does not know what life is.

Proverb


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Fools look to tomorrow. Wise men use tonight.

Scottish proverb


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A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.

Latin proverb


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Wise is the child that knows its father.

English proverb

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Only a fool tests the water with both feet.

African proverb


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Bad news rides a fast horse.

Cowboy saying


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Act honestly, and answer boldly.

Danish proverb


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Tell the truth, but keep one foot in the stirrup.

Arabian proverb


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Too much humility is pride.

German Proverb


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One picture is worth a thousand words.

Chinese proverb


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Truth is the safest lie.

Jewish Proverb

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Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

English Proverb


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Yesterday is Gone, Tomorrow Yet To Arrive, Do Not Spoil Perfect Today, Live For The Moment Safe.


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A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy.

Proverb origin unknown


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Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

Marilyn Monroe In Her Own Words, "Weddings & Divorces"

> Marilyn Monroe


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Roger Thornhill: What's wrong with men like me?

Eve Kendall: They don't believe in marriage.

Roger Thornhill: I've been married twice.

Eve Kendall: See what I mean?

> North by Northwest


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Maxim de Winter: I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool.

> Rebecca


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" When I Was In Jail, Supreme Court Denied Bail !!!"

--> Lalu Prasad Yadav In Parliament.


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Cassie Munro: This is the worst I've ever been treated.

Jamie Munro: Wait till you get married.

> RV


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Johnny Cash (referring to proposing): Now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with a fresh answer.

> Walk the Line


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Monica: Do you really think the best reason to get married is becuase you're sorry?

Chandler: Oh, no. The best reason to get married is pregnancy.

The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey

> Friends


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Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?

Don Diego: Probably because he asked you and I did not.


> Zorro, the Gay Blade


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Katherine: Well, I've indicated that I'm receptive to an offer, I've cleared the month of June and I am after all...me.

> Working Girl


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Alan: You married?

Ian: Occasionally.

> Jurassic Park



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Marie: All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

> When Harry Met Sally...

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Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.

> Douglas Adams > Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency


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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

> Noel Coward


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There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.

Essay on "Love" in letter, September 1852, to Harrison Blake

> Henry David Thoreau


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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

> Katharine Hepburn


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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.

> Richard Pryor


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My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

Letter to an American friend

> Winston Churchill


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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

> Samuel Johnson


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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

> Mark Twain


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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

> Oscar Wilde > The Picture of Dorian Gray


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When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.

When a man marries again it is because he adored his first wife.

Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

Oscar Wilde > The Picture of Dorian Gray

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In married life affection comes when people thoroughly dislike each other.

> Oscar Wilde > An Ideal Husband


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Hell, the vows are scary enough. I mean, "We are gathered here to witness the joining of two people ..." Joining. Could we come up with a slightly more industrial term, huh? How about "soldering"? Yeah, have a couple of guys from the machinists' union swing by, drop the welder's masks, and handle this part of the ceremony? You know, it seems like the only two times they pronounce you anything in life is when they pronounce you "man and wife" or "dead on arrival."

> Dennis Miller


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Respect Others Even If You Do You Not Agree With Them.

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You / We May Be Right But Alittle Bit Giving And Understanding Others Solves Many Problems.

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A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy.

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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

> George Bernard Shaw


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Leonato: O Lord, my lord, if they were but a week married, they would talk themselves mad.

> William Shakespeare > Much Ado About Nothing

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

> Henny Youngman


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People, In Their Best, Go To Temples / Churches To See And To Be Seen.

Denise D'silva, My Math Teacher.

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I married beneath me. All women do.

> Lady Nancy Astor

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" I Want To Be The Queen Of Hearts ! ! !"

> Princess Diana, When Questioned If She Regreted
Not Being The Queen Of England / Great Britain.


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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

> Mignon McLaughlin


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" Life Is Like A Bubble, It Bursts At Any Given Moment !!!"

> Sri M Jayaram Shetty; Comforting Me On My Dear Father's Death.


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Scarlett: Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?

Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

> Gone with the Wind



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Driver carries no cash-- He's married.



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Wayne Campbell: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

> Wayne's World

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Mulder: Scully?

Scully: Yes?

Mulder: Marry me.

Scully: I was hoping for something a little more helpful.

> The X-Files



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Marriage has in it less of beauty, but more of safety, than the single life; it hath not more ease, but less danger; it is more merry and more sad; it is fuller of sorrows and fuller of joys; it lies under more burdens, but is supported by all the strengths of love and charity; and those burdens are delightful. Marriage is the mother of the world, and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.

> Jeremy Taylor


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If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be a heliocase, so I could unzip your genes.


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Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning 'cause you look magically delicious!


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Care to sit on my magic lap?


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Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

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Was your father a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?


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Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.

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I lost my phone number - can I borrow yours?


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To love and be loved is like feeling the sun from both sides.

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The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose.

Attributed to Richard Leider.


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Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.

Attributed to Peter York


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True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.

Attributed to Socrates.

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You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all the time.

Has been attributed to Abraham Lincoln, and less often, P. T. Barnum.


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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Attributed to both Dean Martin and Joe E. Lewis


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Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

> Cheers


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Sam: What'll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

> Cheers


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Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

> Cheers



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Roger Thornhill: No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn't give me a chaser.

> North by Northwest


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Hank: If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.

> King of the Hill


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Indian Bartender: I don't do penance, I do shots.

> Keeping the Faith


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If you drink to forget, please pay in advance.

Sign Inside A Bar In Indiana


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Major Strasser: What is your nationality?

Rick: I'm a drunkard.

Capt. Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.


> Casablanca


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Elsie: I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!


> While You Were Sleeping


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Waiter: Would monsieur care for another bottle of Chateau Latour?

Navin: Ah yes, but no more 1966. Lets splurge! Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got - this year! No more of this old stuff.


> The Jerk


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Frasier: Y'know, Niles, what say I buy us dinner and a lot of martinis?

Niles: Sounds great, except for the dinner part.

> Frasier



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Jerry: What percentage of the population do you think is good looking?

Elaine: Like twenty, twenty-five percent.

Jerry: Five percent.

Elaine: How are all these people getting together?

Jerry: Alcohol.

> Seinfeld


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Vito Corleone: I like to drink wine more than I used to.

Michael: It's good for ya, Pop.

Vito Corleone: Anyway I'm drinkin' more.

> The Godfather



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Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?

Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

> Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory


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Norris: How do you like your brandy, sir?

Philip Marlowe: In a glass.

> The Big Sleep


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Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls
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Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.

Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.

> Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... beer!

> Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves


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Early Grayce: Reebs. That's what we used to call them when we was kids. It's beer spelled backwards.

> Kalifornia

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Stevo: This actually needs some explanation. Beer in Supermarkets in Utah is weak, 3 points instead of the normal 6 points of alchohol. It's the religious influence, and a pain in the ass. Now to me it makes no sense. If you've got alchohol, you've got alchohol. So why 3 instead of 6? You know a drunk's just going to drink twice as many beers to get drunk, so you not only have a drunk on your hands, you have a drunk who's fat and gross. There's nothing worse.

> S.L.C. Punk!



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The Guide says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

> Douglas Adams > The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy



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Drunkeness is nothing else but a voluntary madness.

> Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on that subject.

> Sir John Sinclair


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Alcohol ads promote drinking

The Hartford Courant


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Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply.

"So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

> Douglas Adams > Life, the Universe and Everything

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This is the way I look when I'm sober. It's enough to make a person drink.

> Lee Remick

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

> Henny Youngman


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One reason I don't drink is because I wish to know when I'm having a good time.

> Lady Nancy Astor


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He sat on a step, took from his satchel a bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit and a towel. He opened the bottle and wiped the top of it with the towel, which had the opposite effect to the one intended, in that the Ol' Janx Spirit instantly killed off millions of the germs which had been slowly building up quite a complex and enlightened civilization on the smellier patches of the towel.

> Douglas Adams > So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish


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Det. Mike Kellerman: There's no absolutes in life; only in vodka.

> Homicide: Life on the Street


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They who drink beer will think beer.

The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon (1819-1820), 'Stratford-on-Avon'

> Washington Irving


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Red Forman: When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.

> That 70's Show


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Eric: She was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. I mean, it was like Sue Ellen on 'Dallas'.

> That 70's Show


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Red Forman: Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Foreman family.

> That 70's Show

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Red Forman: I like the sound of a beer church.

> That 70's Show


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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Attributed to both Dean Martin and Joe E. Lewis


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I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Quoted in Leslie Halliwell, Halliwell's Filmgoer's Companion (1984).

> Dean Martin


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Rhett Butler: I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

> Gone with the Wind


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Revenge is sweet but not nourishing.

> Mason Cooley


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It's high time you were shown
That you really don't know
All there is to be known.

On Beyond Zebra! (1955)

> Dr. Seuss


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Gekko: The most valuable commodity I know of is information.

> Wall Street

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An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject and how to avoid them.

> Werner Heisenberg


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Guildenstern: We only know what we're told, and that's little enough. And for all we know it isn't even true.

Player: For all anyone knows, nothing is. Everything has to be taken on trust; truth is only that which is taken to be true. It's the currency of living. There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn't make any difference so long as it is honoured. One acts on assumptions. What do you assume?

> Tom Stoppard > Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead


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It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers.

> James Thurber


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I am never afraid of what I know.

> Anna Sewell


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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

> Don Herold


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To "know thyself" must mean to know the malignancy of one's own instincts and to know, as well, one's power to deflect it.

Vogue (June 1961)


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Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

> Thomas Huxley


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Knowledge must come through action; you can have no test which is not fanciful, save by trial.

Trachiniae

> Sophocles


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I am not young enough to know everything.
The Admirable Crichton, act 1.

> J.M. Barrie


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A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

> Jane Austen > Northanger Abbey


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Wanda: Let me correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every Man for Himself". And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes Otto. I looked 'em up.

> A Fish Called Wanda


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We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.

> Buddha


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World Is Round And We Are Bound To Meet One Day !!!

> An English Teacher Of Mine While She Part From Us .


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Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

> Confucius


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In wisdom gathered over time I have found that every experience is a form of exploration.



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In my mind's eye, I visualize how a particular ... sight and feeling will appear on a print. If it excites me, there is a good chance it will make a good photograph. It is an intuitive sense, an ability that comes from a lot of practice


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The negative is comparable to the composer's score and the print to its performance. Each performance differs in subtle ways.

On Photography


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You don't take a photograph, you make it.


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There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.

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There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept.


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Sometimes I do get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter.

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Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation profoundly affecting the roots of human spirit.


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Sid: Something has to be done, but nothing too original, because hey, this is Hollywood.

> L.A. Confidential


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Spock: As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

> Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan


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Rosencrantz: Shouldn't we be doing something - constructive?

Guildenstern: What did you have in mind?...A short, blunt human pyramid?


> Tom Stoppard > Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead


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There is perhaps, no more dangerous man in the world than the man with the sensibilities of an artist but without creative talent. With luck such men make wonderful theatrical impresarios and interior decorators, or else they become mass murderers or critics.

> Barry Humphries


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In wisdom gathered over time I have found that every experience is a form of exploration.

> Ansel Adams


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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.

> Cynthia Heimel


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Homer: Aww there's only one beer left and it's Bart's!

The Simpsons


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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

> Zsa Zsa Gabor


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Simon: Can you move your feet? Kaylee. Stay with me. Can you move your feet?
Kaylee: Are you asking me to dance?

> Firefly


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He takes false shadows for true substances.

> William Shakespeare



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Rick Blaine: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

> Casablanca


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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

> Jane Austen > Sense and Sensibility



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Private: Why us? Why does it have to be us?

Sergeant: Because we're here lad.

> Zulu


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n is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims that he intends to eat until he eats them.

> Samuel Butler


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I must confess that I think her as delightful a creature as ever appeared in print.

> Jane Austen


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Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

> Euripides



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Howard Beale: This is not a psychotic breakdown; it's a cleansing moment of clarity.

> Network


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Mango: You can never have mango!

> Saturday Night Live



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Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

> Blaise Pascal


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We all are born mad. Some remain so.

> Samuel Beckett > Waiting for Godot

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Norman Bates: She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

> Psycho


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I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.

> Bob Dylan



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Buffy: Am I crazy?

Willow: Well, crazy is such a strong word.

Giles: Let's not rule it out, though.

Graduation Day, Part 2

> Buffy the Vampire Slayer


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Whipper: No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either.

Ally: You mean some people do?

> Ally McBeal


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