Fighting Zone

[Big Boss]

QUOTE GF : The Ratboy is sitting with Big Boss and cloned Navins like...Neo..Vikas..Kareena...James bond...and others.

They are all depressed and desparate....with no goodie bag in sight...

Navin breaks the silence,taking a long pull at a bottle, which he had acquired by mugging a beggar.... " well..looks there's no hope...there is no way I can get that Goodie Bag.."

Big Boss nodds his sympathies..and suddenly sees a Postman riding on a bicycle..singing a song..

With a evil glint in his eyes,..he throws a wink at Navin..and goes and stops the Postman and eyes him threateningly... .Postman is sixfooter from Haryana..Big Boss(BB) realizes his mistake as he is just fourfooter... Postman gives a strong slap to BB. In avoiding the slap on his face..he meets the slap bang on his beak...there is cracking sound..as his beak gives way due to fracture...

Seeing all this Navin's clones rush and overpower the Postman and snatch the bag...They go thru' the bag..but there was no Goodie Bag..

"Let's waylay all the postman in town...one of them atleast must be carrying the goodie Bag that... that...stupid.. cunning GF won" quipps Vikas.

"What if Admin hasn't despatched the Goodie bag" Navin says, taking another long pull.

"So..then we should kidnap that Admin" again Vikas.

"Ya..that's a good idea..but he may have security".. Navin yelled...emptying the bottle.

"What about sneaking to his office in the night..we can rob all the goodie bags there"..Neo says smugly..

"What if keeps them in his Godown"...Navin snaps eyeing a begger greedily as he passes by..

Taking a cue, kareena gets up, mugs the begger from behind...and produces a Addha (half bottle) with a sexy grin.

"what if we waylay the postman as he goes to deliver the goodie bag to GF" James Bond chips in.

"shut up... No one dares touch the postman of GF in this city..He is under his protection". BB barks.

"what if we rob GF's house in night" Neo whispers eyeing a passing dog greedily. Seeing him, dog disappears.

"Zip up..we don't know as yet, he has received the goodie bag" Navin....mopping his face,after a long pull.



To-be-cont'd
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Last edited by GoldFinger : 3 Minutes Ago at 01:56 PM.

It is a confirmed fact that Gf real name rajesh tomer is a liar. Proved yet again because he last claimed on this forum to have put us all on ignore. But in reality he sits here logged into this site 24/7 in order to eagerly read our posts. It is only a coward who will call others names sitting inside his gutter home in Agra. But if he saw either me or my friends ever knocking on his door, he will shit in his pants {in case he wears them}. His position is no more than that of a barking dog kept by indya.com who barks at every passer by on this site. His only occupation is to post messages here 24/7 is obvious to everyone. This is the scenario at his home:

Gf's kids : Papa, we are hungry! Can we get something to eat please?
Gf's wife: You good for nothing unemployed fellow! Why don't you go out and work instead of sitting at home all day and all night.
Gf : Don't worry, darling! I have got a new job as chowkidaar of this site called indya.com . I will just ask Indya for a goodie bag and then we can all have a meal.
Gf's wife: If you won't go out to work, I will have to turn a Pro to feed our kids, you good for nothing!


Above scenario is a True Story in GF's household. Very soon gf aka tomer will have to start pimping his wife to make ends meet. And then his time spent on this site will come very handy because he will find a lot of clients who would be interested to avail the services of his poor wife. I and other members here would take pity on you and then airdrop one goodie bag for the services of your wife.
Wish you good luck with your new business , Gf. Bye. I am sure you will never put me on your ignore list now.;)


PS: I wanted to save all members from the garbage of gf so I have opened this new thread as a garbage dump where gf real name rajesh tomer will be eventually dumped. Hence forth all msgs to gf should be dumped here.

[Neo]

Kudos to you, Big Boss. You have very rightly said that since gf alias tomar's only occupation is to remain logged into this site day and night, his children and wife may be going hungry. My heart goes out for them.

Gf, will you post some pictures of your wife so that we know what we will be paying for? I would love to help you out with financial aid in your unemployed days.

[Pramod]

Hi Big Boss,

Tanks For creating a Fighting Zone thread

But where are the two prominent fighters of India Forum

NAVIN
and
GOLDFINGER

[Navin]

Dear Big Boss, Neo and Pramod,

Thanks for everything!:) It is a very intelligent thing to do to start this separate section for fighting. At least all of us will be spared of seeing littering of spam everywhere on the board by a certain disgraced member. ;)

And dear Pramod, I am here only. I let my challangers throw the first punch always.......before I knock them out!:rolleyes: I was provoked into this fight and did not enter it willingly. Till date Gf has not given the answer to this pertinent question asked by many members.....Is his real name Rajesh Tomer? (we all know it is, but he doesn't have the balls to admit it). If yes, then why has he created 8 ids of this name with different spellings? And why have all these ids (apart from 80 others created by him) voted for his punchlines (in gf and tiger's name)? But he is so shameless and characterless that he has till date never answered these questions directly and beats around the bush everytime. This is the root cause of this fight. He's losing pretty bad right now and as Big Boss has said, he will be dumped in a garbage dump soon.

[Pramod]

Hey Navin,

Why are you explaining this to me.. I know whatz going on this forum. And spare me yaar, i don't want to be umpiring your fight.

[Navin]

Hi again, Pramod,

It is good that you know what's going on here. But thru my reply to you all other newbies who visit this thread will also get a background of this fight. I replied to your message only which asked where was I. :) Enjoy and keep up your good work on this forum.

Cheers!

[Pramod]

There was a meeting of all the Punjabi surds.
They were planning for a free Punjab.
Banta Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack AMRIKA, it would take over us and then
we would become a state of AMRIKA and develop automatically."
All the Surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
Old Surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

[Navin]

Dear Pramod,

I know that you want to spread smiles and laughter on this forum which is a good thing, but your joke was very unclear. I have a suggestion for you that you don't try to get involved in this fight. It will vitiate the forum further. We already have a lot of muck spread around by a certain disgraced member, we don't want somebody to come here to add fuel to fire. I hope you will understand.

Cheers!:)

[Pramod]

Dear Navin,

Sorry if the joke hurt you...

I did't mean to hurt anyone personally...

Just i wanted to refresh our smiles which are lost somewhere in this forum..

This was just a sardarji joke i just changed the names just for fun..

sorry once again..

[Navin]

Dear Pramod,

No problem yaar. How could the joke hurt me when it is so unclear I couldn't even understand it. LOL.
I consider you to be my friend and I really appreciate all the good work you do on this forum. :) But I 'm sure you got my point.
Thanks for understanding.

Cheers!

[Neo]

Hi Navin and Pramod, It is nice to see Peace and Calm here today. That is the way this forum should be. That insane gf tomer might howl and cry some more but finally he will exhaust himself by banging his head against the walls in his own room. Navin, you should remain calm and cool.
May there be peace on this forum so that we can get back our attention to the real issues. :)

[Pramod]

Hi Neo,

Yes.. Hope this day continues forever.. no one was happy with this fight.. now i think it is time to have a peace zone.. the fighting zone shud be removed from the forum.

[Navin]

THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional.
The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helpd with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman.
"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.
"Wait," Said the engineer "The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter choas?"
"And WHO created the chaos?" said the lawyer.

LAWYER'S BRAIN
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:

"How much for Engineer brain?"

"3 dollars an ounce."

"How much for other generic profession brain?"

"4 dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"100 dollars an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

[Pramod]

Top Ten Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane

10. American codes can be broken by anyone with a basic understanding of Pig Latin

9. On-board computers were mainly used for Internet casino video poker

8. According to plaque, "When Bush gives order, nod politely, wait to hear what Cheney says"

7. Cockpit full of Colt 45 bottles

6. Mission was to determine if Chinese people can fly like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

5. "Cloaking device" button only there because pilot's a "Star Trek" fan

4. Maybe not the best idea to write "Spy plane" on wings

3. The plane's sole security feature: an angry kitty

2. Plane is so high-tech lavatories feature futuristic blue water!

1. Americans smell like Doritos and Aqua Velva

[baljeet2n]

Hi Guys!

You know I though that I wont post in this thread........coz these fights r nt my cup of tea!!!!! And luk everything has changed....there is peace in the fighting zone and I am posting here!

Cheers!
Baljeet

[baljeet2n]

Misfortune


One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and
he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look
terrible.What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was
running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

[Navin]

Who Is God?




A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"


Disclaimer: I found this humorous stuff on the internet. This is not necessarily my personal opinion.:cool:

[Pramod]

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

[Navin]

Banta`s wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'

Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl !!!

Preeto kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip?'

'Very good, thank you.'

'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?'

'What I asked for, the English girl?!'

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!



One day santa was thinking that why his sisters have two brothers and he has only one...


Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.

One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'

[Navin]

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery for 1 crore!'

The husband says, 'Ohmigod! Where are we going, Goa, Switzerland, America...???'

The wife yells back, 'I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!'


A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.

Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account... and you know what?

Wife: What?

Man: I think you're bad luck.


A man complained to his coworker that he didn't know what to get his wife for her birthday. 'She already has everything you could think of, and she can buy herself whatever she likes.'

'Here's an idea,' said the colleague. 'Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you want it.' I guarantee she'll be enchanted.'

The next day, the colleague asked, 'Well? Did you take my suggestion?'

'Yes,' replied the man.

'Did she like it?'

'Oh, yes! She jumped up kissed me on the forehead, and ran out of the door yelling, 'See you in 30 minutes!''




Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day.

The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine, the executioner asked, 'Head up or head down?'

'Head up,' said the doctor. 'Blindfold or no blindfold?' 'No blindfold.' So the executioner raised the axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade and stopped barely an inch above the doctor's neck. Well, the law stated that if an execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the doctor was set free.

Then the chemist was led up to the guillotine. 'Head up or head down?' said the executioner. 'Head up.' 'Blindfold or no blindfold?' 'No blindfold.' So the executioner raised his axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade and stopped an inch above the chemist's neck. Well, the law stated that if the execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the chemist was set free.

Finally the engineer was led up to the guillotine. 'Head up or head down?' 'Head up.' 'Blindfold or no blindfold?' 'No blindfold.' So the executioner raised his axe, but before he could cut the rope, the engineer yelled out: 'WAIT! I see what the problem is!'

[Navin]

Santa Singh had been a sick man and was in the hospital, near death. The family called in Banta Singh, his best friend to stand with him.

As Banta stood next to the bed, Santa's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Santa used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died.

Banta thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Santa had died. He said, 'You know, Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing him, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all.'

He opened the note, and read, 'Please step to your left - you're standing on my oxygen tube!'


One day, after Laloo Yadav had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, 'You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?'

'Well,' he said, 'I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.'

'That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?'

'Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2.'


A man died and went to into the skies. Yamraj met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, 'Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you - we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?'

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, 'Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of goons. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the gang. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!'

'I'm impressed,' Yamraj responded, 'When did this happen?'

'About two minutes ago,' came the reply.

[Pramod]

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."

The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that Rs.10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received Rs.20,000,000," the genie said.


"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?"

"Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

[Pramod]

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.

The software manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem."

The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."

The marketing manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!"

[Navin]

Hi all,

Just when we thought that we had got rid of that disease germ called GF Tomar, the scourge returns! :eek: The mummy returns?
Looks like he got kicked out from the part-time job he got for the last 4-5 days and is now back to his idle days again! What a shame.:cool:

[Big Boss]

Dear Baljeet2N, Don has summed up this moron goldfinger's psychology very correctly. This psycho gfinger tomer creature just craves for our attention. His sole aim is to somehow keep the GF Jokes thread alive because he thinks that it is his personal space. Let him have his personal space so he can shit wherever he likes in that space. We should not help his cause by replying to him in that thread. Let him shoot from his hip in that thread. If we feel like replying we should do so only in the FIGHTING ZONE THREAD. Let us not even post any joke in the GF Jokes thread, there are many other threads for posting jokes. Let that thread die its own natural death. This stupid GF will die if he does not get our replies. Getting ridiculed by us is his tonic. Pigs survive only in filthy naallaahs. I for one will not go in that gutter called GF Jokes thread where that gf tomer lives. :p






Quote goldfinger:
Dear B2n,

Thanks.... you are such a beautiful lady...try as much as you can.......but you will NOT make it to my IGGY LIST.....You would rather find a place on my soon-to-be-announced Darling's List...that Iggy list is reserved for those creeps and scums whoose minds are rotten and those idiots mind everyone's business but their own. these rotten fishes are masters of foul and filthy language.


I am not a liar.....If you go thru' carefully..that 3+3=8 thing..It's rather funny..and one can take it or leave this..as far as your suggestion regarding..my visiting a psychiatrist........Honey...don't you really think you are being unreasonable...Don't you think you are being carried away..!!...anyway..i will consider seeing one to be sure...ok..

Now smile...no...a real smile..ok..

PS...Are you really sure you wanna place on the Scoundrel's Gallery...Are you feeling a low in your life..?? or may be it was a slip of pen..Don't you think you deserve something better..like a box of chocolate..or a Barbie for your POOh.??
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[baljeet2n]

Dear Baljeet2N, Don has summed up this moron goldfinger's psychology very correctly. This psycho gfinger tomer creature just craves for our attention. His sole aim is to somehow keep the GF Jokes thread alive because he thinks that it is his personal space. Let him have his personal space so he can shit wherever he likes in that space. We should not help his cause by replying to him in that thread. Let him shoot from his hip in that thread. If we feel like replying we should do so only in the FIGHTING ZONE THREAD. Let us not even post any joke in the GF Jokes thread, there are many other threads for posting jokes. Let that thread die its own natural death. This stupid GF will die if he does not get our replies. Getting ridiculed by us is his tonic. Pigs survive only in filthy naallaahs. I for one will not go in that gutter called GF Jokes thread where that gf tomer lives. :p






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Hi Big Boss!

" GF will die if he does not get our replies"........that was the reason I had said earlier that we all shud stop replying to him.........but this will happen if n only if WE ALL do that.
If u ask my opinion we shud not even reply to him in the fighting zone too..............coz if we do that he'll think that he is being heard/read. And lets wait for the opinion of other members too coz this will be a collective effort to clean the forum of sum dirty animals.

Baljeet

[Navin]

Dear Baljeet, Big Boss, Don and other friends,

You are all right. In order to get rid of this insane GF Tomar forever we have to cut off his food supply. He survives only on our replies. If you have noticed I had stopped replying in the GF jokes thread long time back. He is all the time trying to get a reaction from other forum members in the name of his so called Iggy List and Darling list. It is his attempt to divide us. As if anyone cares for his Lists or foolish Opinions. :rolleyes:

I think we all agree that we should never post anything on the GF Jokes thread again. In fact, I remember that Neo had even suggested to Sardarni to change the name of that thread since she created it. So, it is agreed that we will not reply to him on the GF Jokes thread. But we reserve the right to shut him up if he posts any nasty personal comments on any member in other threads.

Cheers!

[Vikas]

Hi Baljeet2n, Navin, Big Boss & all, it is a very difficult thing to restrain oneself from getting provoked by gfinger a**hole's posts on this forum. But I will still try since all of you are saying.

[sardarni pj]

HEY GUYS !!!!!........NOT A BAD SUGGESTION...........I AGREE WITH U ALL.........N NOW ON I M NOT GONNA REACT OR EVEN READ GF's POSTS AT ALL.........COZ THEY R ABSOLUTELY SENSELESS N FULL OF CHEAPNESS...........N ONCE I READ 'EM I WON'T B ABLE TO STOP MYSELF ABUSING HIM..........SO I HAVE DECIDED .........I'LL NOT GIVE HIS POSTS A GLANCE..............BRAVO TO U ALL...........U KNOW WAT.......NOW I REGRET MAKING THAT GF JOKES THREAD FOR SUCH A PSYCHO...........BUT ATLEAST USKE LIYE EK ALAG JAGAH HAI THEN WOH BAAKI JAGAH TOH GAND NI MACHAYEGA :eek:

[Neo]

Ok guys, Im with you too. That is the best way of killing that madman. As it is no one talks to him apart from us!:D btw baljeet2n, you forgot to post todays humtum strip?