Joke Hai Yaar

[vijay2623]

1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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[vijay2623]

Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…:)

[vijay2623]

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
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[Angel.]

:D ha ha good jokes . .