Vipin laws of sex

[vipin.agnihotri]

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Nothing improves with age.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Sex has no calories.

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.


There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

No sex with anyone in the same office.

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

[vipin.agnihotri]

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. Like many cynics will say Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

[Sabeeta]

u talk like dis still cant believe it.. i was thinking that u were unique but u r same like others

[vipin.agnihotri]

it was just a joke sabeeta

[Sabeeta]

it was a joke????/pk now i can talk to u

[vipin.agnihotri]

its in joke section. how u can even think that i m that kind of man

[Sabeeta]

i trust u dint i .. i told u b4 aswell dat i trust u....sorry i dint know it was a joke sec

[vipin.agnihotri]

thanks for understanding me sabeeta

[Sabeeta]

i understand u aswell as trust u

[Sabeeta]

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You have just been smiley-faced by a person who cares for you!

[secretman]

yeah what next.... here i'm joking

[ABDUL WASAY]

yeah what next.... here i'm joking
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[towhid]

Chill out with Sadia Agnihotri Midnights

Mr. Ramesh I'm watching u for last few days. y r u doing all these??? and now u crossed all ur limits. How cud u say that abt sum1? Do u even know her?? HOw dare u to say sumthing like that without knowing her? I know that it's a joke thread but u didn't joke. What u said u really meant it. I know it coz for last few days u r after her. U r taunting her and u r saying idiotic things even ur reply was deleted by administrator. Shame on u!! How cud u even come back in the forum. I guess in ur life u never heard of any word like shame. :mad:

[toprohan]

Chill out wit..........................

This is a public forum and such jokes are not in good taste and please refrain from such jokes in the future.

[Pramod]

This is a public forum and such jokes are not in good taste and please refrain from such jokes in the future.



Ok MoD..tell ur Friend MOD vipin to delete this thread.. Why did he create such a thread. The title itself shows the taste of a person. As you said this is a public forum, Y use such words in titles...?..