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vipin.agnihotri
October 16, 2005, 03:06 PM
You might be a ....... if

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"