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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:


"Wake-Up!! Quick! My husband is back."

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his leg, and then realizes:

"Damn, I'm the husband!"

Who is guilty in this situation???

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will be posting more jokes soon

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Movie titles related to engg students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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Aaj ka ramayan

Dear SITA

Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda hai. Main is bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan, tu tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.
Main HUTCH da prepaid le litta hai, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta, Chal koi ni main aana ta hai. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu. Main tere naal bhi ek HUTCH ka prepaid bhej riya si usme 1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz mainu SMS kari.

Accha OK
See Uuuu.

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a sardar went to hanuman temple everyday
and always pray a big staue on hanuman

one day pujari removed bg statue of hanuman and put a small statue

sardar came and saiddddd CHOTTU daddy kahan gayeeeeeeee http://rocky.forumup.in/images/smiles/Trilly-167-icon_tongue.gif

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what wud u call a girl who never laughs??



































hasina

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7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..





































……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

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wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???































Rangamannar rangrajan

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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?























…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

[Man]

Hey

Great ones Rohan lol


Keep It up


--> Man

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Hey

Great ones Rohan lol


Keep It up


--> Man

Thanks Man.......SURE!

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here i m going to post few good jokes, i recently recieved in my mail :

Wonderful coffee

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

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Doctor's promise

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."

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Dentist's thinking

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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In safe hands

Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now

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God is in joking mood


A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?" (http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/god-is-in-joking-mood.html)
"Go right ahead", God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man wondered.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"
(http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/god-is-in-joking-mood.html)
And God cheerfully said,
"Sure!....... just a (http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/god-is-in-joking-mood.html)second.":D :D :D

[Man]

Hello Rohan,


Great Going And Lovely Ones You Are Coming Up With.


-- > Man

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Hello Rohan,


Great Going And Lovely Ones You Are Coming Up With.


-- > Man

Thanks !!!