some jokes ....funny

[guru_sal]

jab parrot hua dirty, parrot se boli maina

don't u worry surf excel hay na....



Bakre ne maari bakri ko laat

baaakre ne maari baakri ko laat

gaur farmaiye bohot zor se laat maari hai

bakre ne mari bakri ko laat

TO KYA HUA AB BAKRI MAREGI BAKRE KO LAAT






YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,

YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,

ISKO LAGADALA TO LIFE JHINGA LALA JHINGA LALA...









ishq ke jaam ko aise na piyo

ki adha piya adha chod diya,

yeh pyaar hai mere yaar

nahi koi VIM BAR

ki thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya.





when i cry no 1 sees my tears,

when i m sad no 1 sees my pain,

when i m happy no 1 sees my smile,

but saalaa 1 ladki ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.










teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadam aaj ke baad,

teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadamaaj ke baad,

......

.......

kyon ki kichad bohut ho jata hai BARISH ke baad !!









Na pooch teri judai ke lamhe humne kaise bitaaye...

Paani main surf mila ke straw se bulbule banaye!!









Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,

Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,

Mere dost bade kharaab hain keh denge 'Bhabhi Ji Namaste!'









woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon..............

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon..............

.

chali jaati hai toh uthaa letaa hoo

[shivani 1926]

hehehe very funny..................niceeee

[guru_sal]

hehehe very funny..................niceeee
thnkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[shivani 1926]

thnkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
arrey itna bada thnxxxxxxxxx................uff.............u r welcomeeee ;)

[guru_sal]

arrey itna bada thnxxxxxxxxx................uff.............u r welcomeeee ;)
hmm ok ok ...

[shivani 1926]

hmm ok ok ...
hmm okies.......heheh

[guru_sal]

hmm okies.......heheh
hmm ab isspe kya reply karu
kuch nahi kar sakta

[shivani 1926]

hmm ab isspe kya reply karu
kuch nahi kar sakta
arrey reply kiya toh aapne...........;)

[guru_sal]

haha i knw
abs aisi hi timepaass

[shivani 1926]

haha i knw
abs aisi hi timepaass
hmm okies...timepass karne ka accha rasta hai....cool......hehe

[guru_sal]

ya woh to hai
newasy
tc
cya
hav fun

[cute miley]

jab parrot hua dirty, parrot se boli maina

don't u worry surf excel hay na....



Bakre ne maari bakri ko laat

baaakre ne maari baakri ko laat

gaur farmaiye bohot zor se laat maari hai

bakre ne mari bakri ko laat

TO KYA HUA AB BAKRI MAREGI BAKRE KO LAAT






YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,

YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,

ISKO LAGADALA TO LIFE JHINGA LALA JHINGA LALA...









ishq ke jaam ko aise na piyo

ki adha piya adha chod diya,

yeh pyaar hai mere yaar

nahi koi VIM BAR

ki thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya.





when i cry no 1 sees my tears,

when i m sad no 1 sees my pain,

when i m happy no 1 sees my smile,

but saalaa 1 ladki ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.










teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadam aaj ke baad,

teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadamaaj ke baad,

......

.......

kyon ki kichad bohut ho jata hai BARISH ke baad !!









Na pooch teri judai ke lamhe humne kaise bitaaye...

Paani main surf mila ke straw se bulbule banaye!!









Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,

Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,

Mere dost bade kharaab hain keh denge 'Bhabhi Ji Namaste!'









woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon..............

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon..............

.

chali jaati hai toh uthaa letaa hoo
hey guru!!!!!!!!!!!!
very funny yaar
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[guru_sal]

hey guru!!!!!!!!!!!!
very funny yaar
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thnkxxxx for replying

[cute miley]

thnkxxxx for replying
ur wlcum
dear

[arpan_cute]

Bakre ne maari bakri ko laat
baaakre ne maari baakri ko laat
gaur farmaiye bohot zor se laat maari hai
bakre ne mari bakri ko laat
TO KYA HUA AB BAKRI MAREGI BAKRE KO LAAT



hahahahahahah..................nice one.........:D :rolleyes:

[rup's_rich]

Bakre ne maari bakri ko laat
baaakre ne maari baakri ko laat
gaur farmaiye bohot zor se laat maari hai
bakre ne mari bakri ko laat
TO KYA HUA AB BAKRI MAREGI BAKRE KO LAAT



hahahahahahah..................nice one.........:D :rolleyes:
nice yaar
wats ur name?

[guru_sal]

Bakre ne maari bakri ko laat
baaakre ne maari baakri ko laat
gaur farmaiye bohot zor se laat maari hai
bakre ne mari bakri ko laat
TO KYA HUA AB BAKRI MAREGI BAKRE KO LAAT



hahahahahahah..................nice one.........:D :rolleyes:
thnkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx vini

[guru_sal]

nice yaar
wats ur name?
hey its for me or vini

[arpan_cute]

thnkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx vini

You are always welcome.............guru:)

[rup's_rich]

hey its for me or vini
its for u both
bt i m asking d name of vini
bt now i got it

[arpan_cute]

its for u both
bt i m asking d name of vini
bt now i got it

hmmm Vini here.............nice to meet you...:

[guru_sal]

its for u both
bt i m asking d name of vini
bt now i got it
oh ok
so good for guru n name for vini
neways
thnkxx
n hav to go
so tc
cya

[rup's_rich]

hello
vini same here sweety
i m richa
bt u can call me rv rich richu richi anything

[arpan_cute]

hello
vini same here sweety
i m richa
bt u can call me rv rich richu richi anything

I think richi is comfortable me to call you......okkk richi...we will talk very soon...

[rup's_rich]

I think richi is comfortable me to call you......okkk richi...we will talk very soon...
ok vini
byeeeeeee
tc
cya
muaahhhhhhhhh

[mehram]

heheheheh vvvvvvvvvvvvv nyceeeeeeeeee

[jasmine_cute]

heheheheheh

cool ha

hehehehe

bas ab kiya kehna:D :)

[Megha Mehta]

:D heheheheheheheh this is soooooooooooo nice bhai...hehehheheh....maza aa gaya:D

[guru_sal]

heheheheheh

cool ha

hehehehe

bas ab kiya kehna:D :)
thnkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[guru_sal]

:D heheheheheheheh this is soooooooooooo nice bhai...hehehheheh....maza aa gaya:D
thnkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[aarav_singhrathore]

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.



Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

[guru_sal]

thnkxx everyone

[jhonnyshane]

Hello guru_sal ...
Your jokes are really funny and when i read all these jokes i can't stop laughing. These jokes are very funny and i like all jokes.

[guru_sal]

Hello guru_sal ...
Your jokes are really funny and when i read all these jokes i can't stop laughing. These jokes are very funny and i like all jokes.

hey thnkx a lot wst yr nme