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aruna
August 19, 2005, 04:45 PM
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
THE ANDERSEN CONSULTING ANSWER:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.
Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.
The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
aruna
August 19, 2005, 04:57 PM
Here's a funny thing from engagdet. Trust Japanese to come up with weird ideas!
http://img.engadget.com/common/images/7785704157179903.JPG
Designed by Oliver Beckert, the Aquariass is an $1,100 aquarium that works with real live fish that you can add on to your toilet. The aquarium doesnt actually share a tank with the toilet, but you can guarantee there will be at least one visitor to your home who will be afraid to flush for fear of killing all the poor fish inside. And do you really want to have deal with that?
Navin
August 24, 2005, 09:18 AM
Seeing the evergrowing traffic of people of both the sexes on this Forum, I am creating this new thread for singles who are ready to mingle. This is the place where Star Forum Members will socialise and get to know each other. I hope this new thread would add to the popularity of this site. All you have to do is just leave a message in this thread and people who are interested in you will respond. It is advised that all members who want to utilise this thread must have a recent picture in their profile. I don't think many people will like the idea of a "Blind date"! ;)
GoldFinger
August 27, 2005, 08:34 PM
Dearest Ladies and Girls,
1...I am Goldfinger, And I am fondly called TiGeR also here,I like to have descended from Russia with love, but residing in western U.P. I am already interested in you. And in case you reciprocate or show an interest,maybe could be available for her majesty's secret service. A man, residing in western we can get more deeply interested in each other and and maybe rediscover real ourselves.
2...I am thankful to NAVIN who has floated the idea of dating.Though I may differ with him as I might get to like blind dating as much as open ones purely because the mystery and x-factor therein.
3...As seen by you,honourable Mr Admin is not responding and could be busy somewhere.I suspect he might be spending his time too on some dating site. Anyway he has right to. Hope he pardons me for taking the liberty and requested to pl reply for a change. Anyway he has right to. :D
4...So ladies and girls, do see my mug alongside, and do drop me a line.Looking forward to knowing you beyond your nice names(????). Maybe together we may fire up a relationship. WHO knows? :D
5...Or choose to e-mail me at findiamond@gmail.com or findiamond@yahoo.com ;)
6.........Wwheree rrrrr ?????? :D
Morpheus
August 28, 2005, 12:19 AM
Hi! I am also thankful to Navin Bhai for starting this thread. He is doing great social service on this forum and is very helpful also. But my question is where are the ladies?
Can we see some pretty women visiting this thread and leaving their message here? Or all are feeling shy? :p
GoldFinger
August 30, 2005, 12:46 AM
Hi... :D
1...Don't see any progress on the forum. What a shame.... :D
2...Why are girls fearing to tread here. I like to think that Indian girls in 21st century would show some mettle here and not hide behind their unwanted posts.
3...They can chat fearlessly on Yahoo, MSN and all....but do not seem to the courage to charter the territory here.
4...I expect to see ladies here to show some courage here. If they have to permission from their guardians,they should take..!!
5...Or are their only guys masquerading as girls? :D
Navin
September 2, 2005, 04:35 PM
Dear GF and Morpheus,
LOL. What a shame! Seems like there are no women in here. If I don't see any women posting in this thread for the next one week or so, I will close down this thread.
Cheers
GoldFinger
September 3, 2005, 08:21 PM
Dear Navin,
Dont close the thread,maybe a REAL girl will break ice..
:D
I do feel pity for girls here,they seem real gutless..
"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time."
So i am waiting for a good girl to share her diary with!! :D
arvind kumar saran
September 6, 2005, 02:03 PM
Dear Navin,
Dont close the thread,maybe a REAL girl will break ice..
:D
I do feel pity for girls here,they seem real gutless..
"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time."
So i am waiting for a good girl to share her diary with!! :D
Dear NAVIN,
I think better close this thread as NO GALS COMING FORWARD
They say the Ice has yet to form...only then they will break the ice.
:D
Navin
September 7, 2005, 09:56 AM
Kripaya dhyaan dein! Yaatriyon (females) se nivedan hai ke sheegra apni seat occupy kar lein, this flight is about to take off!;)
Final call to all the females on this Forum.
arvind kumar saran
September 7, 2005, 11:34 AM
Kripaya dhyaan dein! Yaatriyon (females) se nivedan hai ke sheegra apni seat occupy kar lein, this flight is about to take off!;)
Final call to all the females on this Forum.
I think the best slogan for the gals is :
" JAGOO HAMARE BHARTIYA FEMALES JAGOO! ...YEH INDYA HAI...SAB CHALTA HAI..NAHIN JAGEY BHI CHALTA HAI"
Meenakshi
September 7, 2005, 01:31 PM
Hello, I live in Delhi. Pls mail me and let's make friends.
TiGeR
September 7, 2005, 01:46 PM
Dear Navin,
I see no reason to take off a solo flight. It ain't no fun. :)
Plz wait...Do give patience a chance...Girls here seem extremely shy and look fragile,(Though havn't looked at 'em)...Lets coax 'em a bit more...
Maybe there r not taking us seriously as the thread name is " TOTAL TIMEPASS"
Girls!!..... Ignore the title of thead,we wil take you you seriously and not as TiMEPASS if that's what u want..,..Tiger vows solemnly!
Or is it too much to ask Mr Admin for a few introductions as HE is the SUPREMO here!!
If at all, there r no INDYA girls willing to be friendly.......then--->
come on NRI girls!!
Come on american,British or Canadian girls
Come on beauties of heaven!!
Note---Mr Admin--Seeing the sorry state of this beloved thread of your still more beloved forum,request you to kindly import a few references from some other friendly sites.
:) :D
Navin
September 7, 2005, 10:48 PM
Hi Meenakshi,
Welcome aboard! Now that we have the first female post on this thread, I think it will encourage others too. It seems I won't have to close this thread after all! So Tiger/Goldfinger can now be happy.:)
GoldFinger
September 8, 2005, 01:48 PM
hi Navin,
Where is meenakshi? I don't see her post
Where is Meeeeena? Kise ne dekha hai?
Looks like A scene from Big B's film SHARAABI recreated here !!
:D
arvind kumar saran
September 8, 2005, 02:10 PM
hi Navin,
Where is meenakshi? I don't see her post
Where is Meeeeena? Kise ne dekha hai?
Looks like A scene from Big B's film SHARAABI recreated here !!
:D
Hi GF..
I think you forgot to see the page 1 ...you are only looking 'Page 2' :D
Meenaksi 's msg is in earlier page
bye
Lord Ganesh Help you
Navin
September 8, 2005, 05:12 PM
Dear GF,
Looks like you had a couple of pegs more than your quota...LOL!:)
You forgot to see Page number 1 of this thread.
Cheers!
ChristianStore.biz
September 9, 2005, 03:44 AM
What kind of a deadly Emotion you had, which you realized later, and overcame it? Like anger.
arvind kumar saran
September 9, 2005, 10:10 AM
What kind of a deadly Emotion you had, which you realized later, and overcame it? Like anger.
Hi
Thanks for the tips for anger ....
What about the deadly emotions I have is LOVE....which i realized later How to overcome it ?
bye
Don
September 9, 2005, 04:49 PM
What kind of a deadly Emotion you had, which you realized later, and overcame it? Like anger.
How is Indya.com allowing free advertising on this site like this? Please disable this id: christianstore.biz immediately. Now people are going to sell their products on this site????:eek:
arvind kumar saran
September 10, 2005, 12:44 PM
How is Indya.com allowing free advertising on this site like this? Please disable this id: christianstore.biz immediately. Now people are going to sell their products on this site????:eek:
Hi Don,
I agree with you LOL....
Let us boycott it ...?
GoldFinger
September 12, 2005, 12:53 PM
It's good to have now some shopping stuff on board
If the guy makes a few dollars more by a one- time advertising, it's all right. I m sure stat tv can write it off as for charity.
Can anyone give me a link for downloading free good hindi old songs. do not give the link here,but PM me.
indya
September 13, 2005, 12:16 AM
Hi Don,
I agree with you LOL....
Let us boycott it ...?
dear all,
have already asked christianbiz.org to change the sig. i am hoping she/ he does. if not, i will do the needful.
Yes, this is not a place to sell your stuff.
regards,
indya
arvind kumar saran
September 13, 2005, 11:44 AM
Dear Indya, :D
Thanks a lot for making me the winner for the Help Star Forum Grow (HSFG) weekly contest..
I was taken by surprise by such a nice reward..Thanks Indya
I am now sure that It is Everything which Only happen in Indya..
I am sure that every one is looking forward to such a contest.
Hats off Indya
Weasley
September 14, 2005, 10:37 PM
have you guys read the 6th book? how many of you want to bet that Snape is on the good side?
baljeet2n
September 19, 2005, 12:45 AM
have you guys read the 6th book? how many of you want to bet that Snape is on the good side?
Well i don't know abt snape but i m sure that in the 6th book..............guess wat happens!!!!!!!!!! do u wanna really read it.?????????? ur suspense will open up...............ok ok i'll tell you
In 6th book Albus Dumbldores dies...........n the whole book is totally emotional types
baljeet2n
September 19, 2005, 12:48 AM
Hey all u guys out there!!!!!!
The ones who r really harry pottered can surely have their own copy of 6th book..............i can upload it 4 u all.........but but but!!!!!
Only if i get few more replies ..............so intersted ones do reply
cheers
baljeet
Pramod
September 21, 2005, 06:43 PM
Hi all,
What happened..? No one seems to visit here. Forget Females.. even our so called singles Navin the creator and the rest have stopped coming here. I think they all have gone for TimePass.
Oh God what a timepass here in the so called singles thread being the only single visitor.
Oh God please send the Adam and Eves to this thread..
GoldFinger
September 23, 2005, 04:10 PM
hi,
No girls have visited this place. There was one Meena, but I doubt that she was a Meena.
I feel no girls have visited here till date as it is a IN-thread, whereas the girls here are OUT(dated).
Don
September 23, 2005, 06:18 PM
Where are the girls? I just lovvveee girls.:p
Pramod
September 24, 2005, 01:03 PM
Hi Don
The girls have gone Dating.. Keep hunting...?
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vipin.agnihotri
October 14, 2005, 06:03 PM
what is so special about pamela anderson? I know has posed for playboy and has big... but thats not so special in this world where there is lot more much better than pamela. every youngster talks about pamela as is my generatioon ( i m 23 year old by the way) and also yester generation as well.
factually speaking, she is the most search after in google as well.
anybody knowing the answer of her popularity plz reply
vipin.agnihotri
October 14, 2005, 06:07 PM
though everyone associate wwe with kids but believe me it is injurious to them. i was fortunate enough to watch it this week and content was 'adult' to say the least. wrestlers using foul language more often whereas lady wrestlers are wearing next to nothing.
it was quite a surprise for me as i have watched it after a gap of 3 year when rock and austin was ruling the roost.
vipin.agnihotri
October 18, 2005, 06:33 PM
girl hunting will never stop. carry on
GoldFinger
October 18, 2005, 08:20 PM
hello all,
Dating thread for the singles is a flop unfortunately..Reasons could be there aren't many singles...or whatever :D
So I start a new thread for extra(and ordinary) guys and dolly birds.. :p :) ;)
GoldFinger
October 26, 2005, 12:41 AM
Find ur MATRIX name .Just type in your name and lets see what the machines have named you!!!
Mine is....
Dozer the Uber-Goober
go..check.......http://matrix.orb6.com/name_generator.php
vipin.agnihotri
October 26, 2005, 07:13 PM
Katrina Kaif and Shahid Kapur are all lips. We don’t know what Sallu and Bebo have to say about this but Kats and Shahid have been declared winners of India’s Most Beautiful Lips 2005 contest.
Navin
October 28, 2005, 08:06 PM
Hi,
Most of these unknown awards like the awards for best lips etc. are usually dependent on a star's availability to attend them. There are almost two dozen awards functions happening in a year these days. Big stars like Salman Khan, Aish, Kareena etc. cannot attend all of them. Since award functions are mostly commercial, profit making ventures for the organisers they have to either pay the stars to attend them or entice them by giving them the award. Upcoming stars who need publicity attend them if they are chosen the winners. Being chosen as the winners is a pre-condition for attending such unknown awards.;)
Cheers!
vipin.agnihotri
October 28, 2005, 09:07 PM
thanks for the information navin, i don't know about that
kanak
October 29, 2005, 11:39 AM
hey they named me ....
Thalia the Fightmeister
its so aggressive... exactly as my personality.. :D
luv
kanak
Sabeeta
November 13, 2005, 09:48 PM
none of the girl is gonna come here soo keep dreaming v r here juz to talk abt ekta and her dramas not dating or something
Sabeeta
November 13, 2005, 09:51 PM
shez really great...i am really impressed
Sabeeta
November 15, 2005, 02:26 AM
Your Wizard Name:
sabeeta, from this day forward you will also be known as
Alatar , Lady of the Breath of Arda
Sabeeta
November 15, 2005, 02:28 AM
after some time they'll give u best hair awards
asadnow2k
November 15, 2005, 04:47 AM
@Sabeeta mate u are right . here is forum not for dating. but For time pass for me how about other Guys?
vipin.agnihotri
November 15, 2005, 09:47 AM
may be u r right sabeeta
vipin.agnihotri
November 15, 2005, 09:49 AM
whole india is impressed with ekta
Sabeeta
November 15, 2005, 11:57 AM
only few ppl like us
vipin.agnihotri
November 15, 2005, 12:19 PM
but does it matter? not to me atleast
Sabeeta
November 15, 2005, 12:31 PM
it doesnt......
Sabeeta
November 15, 2005, 10:24 PM
but sometimes wrong.........
Sabeeta
November 15, 2005, 10:25 PM
my foot...go and find another girl for urself ....
Sabeeta
November 15, 2005, 10:27 PM
wasnt replying u okay it was some1 else who sent msg me on private msgs
indya
November 21, 2005, 11:33 PM
Dating on just Star Forum? People, try out indya Dating (http://dating.indya.com) as well. We are sure you will find someone who is worth getting to know more.
Indya
vipin.agnihotri
November 21, 2005, 11:36 PM
definitely indya. brilliant work
Pramod
November 22, 2005, 04:59 PM
add 1 more jewel to INDYA crown...called as "Dating"...thanks INDYA
vipin.agnihotri
November 24, 2005, 11:25 PM
but what about moderator thing indya. it will make this place much better
kxramesh
December 2, 2005, 07:22 PM
Daer Furom,
I cuold raed it wthiuot any porlbem...azamnig!!!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The ruselt can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
K.Rmaseh :D
toprohan
December 3, 2005, 11:51 AM
Daer Furom,
I cuold raed it wthiuot any porlbem...azamnig!!!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The ruselt can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
K.Rmaseh
Woow!
I can read your post without any problem.
you are right the 1st and the last letter should be as it is.
Its amazing!:)
keep on posting posts like this one !:D
Sabeeta
December 4, 2005, 06:25 PM
me 2...i cud read this aswell
raha
December 6, 2005, 01:32 PM
Hi all,
i feel i must share a few things with u all... u can call it my personal dairy... i do feel there is no harm in doing so.. everyone is welcome to read through and do post your views on it...
Today, i have to meet the guy i am supposed to marry. I have not seen him before but i am pretty confident he has the right attitude to be my partner. He has done an MBA and he sure has oodles of confidence.
He said he is fair complexioned and blah blah ... but i need to see how far the rest of the story is true. i came to know him only when he gave me a call suddenly on a friday evening, that was supposed to be our Blind date! I never turned up because i had to go out with a friend of mine, i had promised him that i shall meet him one day. He has grown an interest in me since then and insists to meet me... I have spoken to him on the phone a few times. What surprised me is that he has visited my parents without my knowledge! And my parents seem to like him and now they say i have to meet him, gosh wht do i do ??
There is a saying that goes like this, do what your heart says is right! I really dont have the need to meet him but i feel i have to do what my parents say is right for me!!
I didnt have the guts to say no to my parents, not that i am very orthodox, but i respect them ...
abhay
December 6, 2005, 05:04 PM
All the best
Let us know what happened ?
raha
December 8, 2005, 10:20 AM
Hi Abhay,
tx a ton for the 'wish' if u really want to know what happend, i guess its gonna disappoint you!
I liked him but i guess sparks dint fly and the right attitude was missing! Better luck next time... dont u think?
:(
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December 27, 2005, 02:33 PM
A man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation say, so far, no change.
Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital.
After examining him, the doctor said, "I have some good news, and some bad news for you. First of all, you'll never be able to work again."
Santa replied, "Okay, now what's the bad news?"
An application for job came in with an applicant's picture attached. She was a pretty blonde. On the back of the picture was hand written: "Picture on front".
What's the difference between me and a Viking?" Olli asked.
"No idea, said Ville."
"When the Vikings used to come home after their wars, that's when the real drinking began. But when I come home after a few drinks, that's when the real war begins."
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
I took my secretary to lunch the other day, and I discovered she was not the old fashioned type. After two old fashions she couldn't type.
Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,"
And there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
An army sergeant told Santa to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned.
"I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the sergeant. "Why did you come back?"
"Because there's already somebody there!"
A blonde calls a mechanic 2 fix her car, he gets it goin in 2 minutes.
What was the prob?
Just shit in the air filter
How often do I hv to do that?
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
Two old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. 'I know,' replied the other, 'I heard it snore three times.'
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
A guy took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler, calling people for their views on various issues. On his very first call, he introduced myself, "Hello, this is a telephone poll."
A man on the other end replied, "Yeah, and this is a street light!"
Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.
A girl proposed to Santa and he denied simply saying that in our family, we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!
enjoy!!! i hope u like them. plz post ur comments.
kxramesh
December 27, 2005, 11:43 PM
Jokes on Santa are really amusing........... :D
I've heard that the original jokes on Santa Claus were remade on Sardarjiis to Indianise.
Do you agree with that....... hmmm...... please post some more funny jokes on Santa...... :)
imbusy
January 10, 2006, 03:13 PM
See if you have answers to the following :
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
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2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told t he kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10! ,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
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4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
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5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
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6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
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7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching
imbusy
January 14, 2006, 09:23 PM
Wisdom Rules!
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the Devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it you will die.
What is the word???
Believe it or not, 70% of elementary school children quizzed
solved the riddle, and only 17% of college age people figured it out. Good luck.
Don't move to the bottom unless you give up and want the answer..
The answer is NOTHING -
NOTHING is more powerful than God.
NOTHING is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have NOTHING.
The rich need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING you will die.
toprohan
January 16, 2006, 08:52 PM
hey thanx goldfinger.
Its amazing and my name seems to be amzing too.
its : Ghost the Digital Pimp
pal_19
January 19, 2006, 05:05 AM
They names me as:
Ms. Pallavi is not your "real" name... but the name the machines gave you. When you free your mind you will be:
Iambe the Software wizard
toprohan
January 20, 2006, 10:28 PM
The A-Z Friendhip :)
A Friend ...
Accepts you as you are.
Believes in you.
Calls you just to say "hi."
Doesn't give up on you.
Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
Forgives your mistakes.
Gives unconditionally.
Helps you.
Invites you over.
Just likes being with you.
Keeps you close at heart.
Loves you for who you are.
Makes a difference in your life.
Never judges you.
Offers support.
Picks you up.
Quiets your fears.
Raises your spirits.
Says nice things about you.
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it.
Understands you.
Values you.
Walks beside you.
X-plains things you don't understand.
Yells when you won't listen.
Zaps you back to reality.
toprohan
January 20, 2006, 10:28 PM
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd4/68359/fgfbfyt.jpg
toprohan
January 20, 2006, 10:29 PM
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd4/68359/frt.gif
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd4/68359/gtyty.jpg
toprohan
January 20, 2006, 10:31 PM
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd4/68359/tytyt.jpg
toprohan
January 20, 2006, 10:32 PM
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd4/68359/trtr.gif
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd4/68359/ShowLetter.gif
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd4/68359/rtrtttrtr.jpg
Sabeeta
January 20, 2006, 11:06 PM
thats nice..........................and post more pics
toprohan
January 21, 2006, 07:43 PM
I am starting Grarfield comic strips from now ,
Hope you like these :
http://www.iup.in/out.php/i1146_792235.gif
toprohan
January 21, 2006, 07:50 PM
here"S another 1 :
http://www.iup.in/out.php/i1148_892884.gif
romi_gupta
January 22, 2006, 10:33 AM
they are nice
Angel
January 24, 2006, 01:42 AM
That's really meaningful, thanks for sharing Ramesh :)
toprohan
January 24, 2006, 09:01 PM
yes it is really cute thanks
ashras99
January 26, 2006, 06:13 AM
Hello Guys,
India's First Animation Portal launched last week. Please have a look those want to enter in this field. Because these days animation is must on all the channels and movies.
Website (http://www.cgarena.com)
Forum (http://forum.cgarena.com)
kxramesh
January 26, 2006, 10:03 PM
Mother gives principle of truth
Now, I will narrate to you a story surrounding the life of a great saint Sheikh Abdul Qadir Al-Gelani which happened about one thousand years ago. One day child Abdul Qadir heard a cow saying, what are you doing here in the grazing fields?, it is not for this you have been created. He ran back to his house feeling utterly terrified and climbed on to the roof of his house. From there he saw a large group of people returning from Arafat Mountain, thousands of miles away from his place in the neighbourhood of Mecca after performing Haj. Bewildered Abdul Qadir went to his mother and asked her permission to make a journey to Baghdad in order to pursue a career in knowledge. Mother understood the divine call and promptly gave the permission for him to go. She gave him 40 gold coins which was his share he inherited from his father. She stitched these 40 gold coins inside the lining of his coat and gave him permission to leave. When she stepped out of the door to bid him a farewell, she said, Oh, my son! You are going! I have detached myself from you for the sake of Allah knowing that I shall not see your face again until the day of last judgement. But take one advice from me. My son, you always feel the truth, speak the truth and propagate the truth even when your life is at stake.
Abdul Qadir travelled with a small caravan heading for Baghdad. During the journey, when the caravan was passing through the tough terrains, a group of robbers on horses suddenly attacked the caravan and started looting. None of them however took the slightest notice of Abdul Qadir, until one of the looters turned to him and said. ?You are here poor boy! Do you have anything with you? Abdul Qadir replied, I have got 40 gold coins which are stitched by my mother in the lining of my coat underneath my armpit. The looter smiled and thought that Abdul Qadir was just joking. He left him alone and moved elsewhere. When their leader came and the looters took this boy to their leader and said to him, A poor boy claims that he is in possession of 40 gold coins. We looted everybody but we have not touched him because we hardly believed that he has got gold coins with him. Then the leader put the same question but Abdul Qadir replied the same. Then the leader ripped through his coat and discovered that he indeed got 40 gold coins inside the lining of his coat.
The astonished leader asked Abdul Qadir, what prompted him to make this confession? Abdul Qadir replied. My mother made me promise to always be truthful even at the cost of my life. Here, it was a matter of only 40 Gold coins. I promised her and never betrayed her trust, so I told the truth. The looters started weeping and said, you have adhered to the advice of your great mother but we have been betraying the trust of our parents and the covenant of our Creator for many years. From now onwards, you would become our leader in our repentance and they all decided to give up robbery and from that day, became righteous persons. Here the world saw the birth of a great saint, Shiek Abdul Qadir Al-Gilani out of a message of truth a mother gave to her child.
Moral: 'Truth in thinking and action will have a power higher than enduring Tapas and generous Charity.'
DR. A.P.J. ABDUL KALAM
PRESIDENT OF INDIA
ABDUL WASAY
January 27, 2006, 11:49 AM
YUPPPPPSSS,I read ths story whn I was in 5th standerd n he is da AUTHOR of 2many RELIGIOUS BOOKS:)
zoobi-doobi
February 4, 2006, 12:16 PM
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both kno w that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
T he way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace o f a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
__________________________________________________
supriya123
February 4, 2006, 08:29 PM
Thanks Ramesh.......... Wah! Story from The president of India
secretman
February 8, 2006, 05:28 PM
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd5/92247/forget3.jpg
ABDUL WASAY
February 15, 2006, 12:31 PM
Hey guys I have another QADEER STORY n this is true whether da people accept it or not but it is true:p This is about the Paki's WIZARD OF SPIN i.e ABDUL QADIR,after leaving CRICKET he becomes tooo much RELIGIOUS.In last month thiefs got into his house at night n they asked them to give thier GOLD n MONEY inthier house.QADR gave all the money n precious thngs he had in da house.Thiefs were 2222 much ASTONISHED tht he gave them alll thngs without any murmur n they were greatly surprised so they decided tooo went frm thier house alone n they did n gave 10000 r.s to his DAUGHTER.
That was really xciting moment for every 1 when they read tht NEWS in the PAPER:)
kxramesh
February 16, 2006, 06:21 PM
Abdul Wasay,
Our national slogan is 'Satyameva Jayate'. It means 'Truth alone triumphs'. What's your national slogan. I wanna know from you Abdul Wasay...:)
Our great leaders in the past like Mahatma Gandhi, Swami Vivekananda were given more importance to truth and die for it till the end. What was your leaders said about truth???? :)
Congrats for your 1st century on star forum.
'I have no sense of nationalism, only a cosmic consciousness of belonging to the human family' -Rosik Schwimmer
ABDUL WASAY
February 18, 2006, 11:50 AM
Abdul Wasay,
Our national slogan is 'Satyameva Jayate'. It means 'Truth alone triumphs'. What's your national slogan. I wanna know from you Abdul Wasay...:)
Our great leaders in the past like Mahatma Gandhi, Swami Vivekananda were given more importance to truth and die for it till the end. What was your leaders said about truth???? :)
Congrats for your 1st century on star forum.
'I have no sense of nationalism, only a cosmic consciousness of belonging to the human family' -Rosik Schwimmer
Our national slogan is [b][size=2][color=magenta]'Unity,Faith n Discipline' n this was quoted by JINNAH.
THNX for my 1st century
iWonder
February 22, 2006, 01:49 PM
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:D
iWonder
February 22, 2006, 01:51 PM
Certificate Maker (http://siggymaker.gfxedit.com/certificate/) :D
smooth operator
March 2, 2006, 09:30 PM
Hello All
Came across a very interesting website called http://www.crorepatipage.com which is a desi version of the Milliondollarhomepage. Thought would share that with the users here.
Enjoy!
Desihunk
March 6, 2006, 04:41 AM
cuz they are HOOOOT!
Desihunk
March 6, 2006, 04:44 AM
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tarun1234
March 13, 2006, 07:45 PM
Hello friends,
I am working on a documantary film right now.... anyone from delhi interested in joining me... please feel free to contact me at : etarun@legalserviceindia.com
thank u for being there:)
anupriya1980
March 18, 2006, 06:34 PM
open this website www.tattooartists.com or www.top-tattoo-designs.com .anuja
anupriya1980
March 20, 2006, 06:26 PM
i can talk to my mum.
anuja:)
shraddha SHARMA
March 29, 2006, 01:21 PM
these are the poems
1 REMEMBER ME
drink hot coffe ,
drink hot tea
burn your lips
but remember me
2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY [whenever you dont want to go in her or his birthday party]
today is your birthday
today is my busy day
sorry to say ,I will not come today
once again happy birthday
made by me[shraddha]
pls wait more new poems like for sorry,for help
darkxkiller
April 13, 2006, 06:05 AM
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please use my link, i need a few referalls.
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if there are any Q. just leave a message.
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darkxkiller
April 29, 2006, 06:39 AM
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darkxkiller
April 29, 2006, 06:50 AM
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1. register a paypal account at www.paypal.com
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6. survies range from $0.50 all the way up to $130.00.
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toprohan
April 30, 2006, 04:16 PM
Hello To all,
This thread is to tell you that Please don"t advertise on Indya Forums This has been Noticed Many times.
pls don"t do that , don"t post all that add craps overhere.
This Doesn"t looks Nice.
All the Advertising threads will be deleted, I also request The members if you find any add over Here [Total Timepass], Pls do tell me.
Regards,
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navijith
May 12, 2006, 05:09 PM
Hey Pppl Bored of Work?
Check out this site...While surfin I juss found this game
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Theres a Best Game over there
Drunken Man
http://blog.byethost9.com/timepass/drunkenman.html
Try this and see how far you can keep this drunk man up......Good Luck!
You just move your mouse left to right (no clicking) to keep him walking in a straight line.
The object of the game is to keep him walking, without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right or right to left - you can't see your mouse which makes it more difficult. And it's in German!
Vijith Nair
K.K.
May 17, 2006, 10:45 PM
Is it safe to order something online and pay through credit card or something. Please tell me the safest way to purchase online. I'm trying to purchase a some DVD's. I have found a few options from where I can buy that DVD, Amazon.com, BarnesandNobles.com and ebay.com. Which method should I use. Can I use a method in which I can be safe and still shop online. Please help.
K.K.
May 18, 2006, 11:38 PM
A little help would be really appreciated. Please.
~zeenat~
May 18, 2006, 11:45 PM
its not safe. amazon videos is safe. make sure u read terms and conditions
lachica_bonita
May 31, 2006, 02:33 PM
Okay, my friend and I were having a very interesting discussion about inter-galactic relationships...! how would it be to have an alien for a girlfriend or boyfriend?!:D
Imagine How you would turn down an alien and what reason would you give or how would the 'break up' conversation exactly sound? :p
Have any ideas??
pinknpurple
May 31, 2006, 02:40 PM
hehe nice one!
"my mum warned me you were a slimeball!!!!"
"get out of my planet this instant and dont ever let me see your face in this solar system!"
doly_455
May 31, 2006, 02:41 PM
actually it would be tooooooooo weird......
point of break up would be that the distance is killin our relationship....:p
u r frm mars and i m frm venus.......:D
kk196
May 31, 2006, 03:11 PM
"vermin from my planet wouldnt be seen going out with you!!!"
lachica_bonita
May 31, 2006, 04:42 PM
How about...
I would've loved to hold your hand ,just wish they didn't have suction cups attached and there weren't ten of them!
You attract too much attention with your antennae..!
anupriya1980
June 21, 2006, 10:42 AM
hey i am anuja
age....13
location.....delhi
fav. subjetc......science and eng
hobbies........dancing,singing,laying and doing net.
ANY GIRL WANNA BE MY FRIEND.
anuja:)
boldenblack
June 23, 2006, 07:48 PM
mine says
NYX the SENTINEL SLAYER
phatgurl
June 23, 2006, 07:55 PM
mine is delphi the mech warrior....hmmmmm....dat does not sound rit....ita supposed to say phatgurl....
phatgurl
June 23, 2006, 07:57 PM
herz another name generator and its from the hobbit (or lotr)
http://www.myprecious.us/name_generator.php
vareen
June 24, 2006, 03:04 PM
hey...i got this name frm matrix...
Psyche the Bacchanalian Bass Drummer at Hedonistic Jubilations :D
http://www.glitterkiss.com/images/purple/font3/575c4c5523d02b8439e5598291c9803c93f6b639.gif (http://www.glitterkiss.com)
fransiska
June 24, 2006, 09:35 PM
:) hi i'm haya. i'm eveready to make new frnds
fortune4frnds
June 24, 2006, 11:13 PM
hi Anuja....
ghu1007
June 25, 2006, 01:39 PM
hi anuja i am ghungroo:)
Fariza
June 25, 2006, 02:53 PM
hi anuja. i am Fariza:)
hg_fan
June 25, 2006, 09:30 PM
Hi.
This Is Harpriya.
fransiska
June 26, 2006, 09:35 PM
the name i got from matrix is sagira the master riddle maker.
hg_fan
June 26, 2006, 09:45 PM
THE NAME I GOT FROM THE MATRIXIS PASIPHAE THE DESTROYER OF AGENTS.
AND THE OTHER NAME GENERATOR NAMED ME AS REAVETH OF THE AFTERCOMERS.
sweet20
June 27, 2006, 04:09 PM
can anyone of u make a glitter siggy for me . plz plz plz .
i will be very grateful
tanu
boldenblack
June 27, 2006, 08:25 PM
but whats all this supposed to mean?:D
meghana_12
June 28, 2006, 10:09 AM
Digital Mortician...lol what does that mean???
anupriya1980
June 28, 2006, 01:40 PM
hey thansk for being my friends all of u pls do ghive me ur email address to..
hey u all re girls na thants ok.
love
anuja:p :)
anupriya1980
June 28, 2006, 02:08 PM
hey which is ur afv. & best jodi in BOLLYWOOD.
do reply.
anuja
vareen
June 28, 2006, 02:34 PM
i lik salman khan and preity zinta as a jodi...i think they shared a fabulous chemistry in dil ne jisse apnaa kahaa..though the film flopped....m looking 4ward 2 jaaneman as well!
also the salman-ash jodi in hum dil de chuke sanam is unforgettable!
http://www.glitterkiss.com/images/multi/font2/ffc050608d83412662fc82b7ff69796d65d66d05.gif (http://www.glitterkiss.com)
hg_fan
June 28, 2006, 02:39 PM
i voted for priety-saif and abhishek-ash.
fransiska
June 30, 2006, 07:40 PM
hey anuja heres my e-mail address fransiska_teenqueen@yahoo.co.in by the way wats urs???????
*blossom*
July 5, 2006, 10:44 PM
hey! i also wanna be your friend and i too have just turned 13 anyways heres my email address alien_cats2@yahoo.com
anupriya1980
July 6, 2006, 05:43 PM
hey thanks blossom for being my friend, u r my friend if u r girl
& pls tell me ur name
anuja:rolleyes:
*blossom*
July 6, 2006, 05:48 PM
hi anupriya1980 my names mumu .
could you give me your email address?
anupriya1980
July 6, 2006, 06:05 PM
mumu , ok u r a girl first tell me .
pls tell me ur real name na
anuja
*blossom*
July 6, 2006, 06:09 PM
ok mumu is actually my nickname.
I'll tell you my realname but
not my fullname my name's
nusrat.
phatgurl
July 11, 2006, 08:46 PM
dunt u already haf em lolz:D
ashka...
July 11, 2006, 09:08 PM
dunt u already haf em lolz:D
well ke/she posted dat b4 2 weeks.. n in 2 weeks ofcourse u can get a glitter siggy frm sumwhr
cool_girl_maha_adil
July 13, 2006, 10:56 AM
:D :D hey iam maha and iam 14 and i am form pakistan
Simar
July 13, 2006, 02:11 PM
Hey i'm simar
anupriya1980
July 13, 2006, 09:06 PM
hey who r lizzie fans here
pls tell me ur name & email address i;ll mail u some wallpapers
ok if u want.
anuja
phatgurl
July 13, 2006, 10:16 PM
lol i have lyke 30 wallapaers of lizzie...n i had her as a avatar alot...neways its gud seeing sucha great fan hilary lyke me:D do u listen to her music?
im tanjin btw:D
ghu1007
July 14, 2006, 04:49 PM
hey..its a great show......i love it a lot:)
hg_fan
July 14, 2006, 06:35 PM
i luv hilary duff.
and lizzie mac-guire juz rocks.
i am already having alot of wallpapers of her.
btw my name is Harpriya.
DGSandhu
July 14, 2006, 11:42 PM
Hi Anuja,
I am Sherry, I am 13 and I live in Canada
DGSandhu
July 15, 2006, 03:46 AM
I got Theia the Anonymous Background Personality Program
towhid
July 15, 2006, 07:40 AM
My Matrix name is "Ghost the Kernel God"
And LOTR name is "Frappi 'Broadbelt' Primstone , Mayor of the Shire "
What does it suppose to mean:p
~zeenat~
July 15, 2006, 03:29 PM
zeenat is Eris the Demigoddess of the Hack
and
zhinghi is Sagira the Anonymous Background Personality Program
animateash
July 15, 2006, 09:51 PM
hey awesopem thread re
luv ash
animateash
July 15, 2006, 09:52 PM
mien is coming
Damia the 3rd One
if i only rite aashni
but if i write aashni shah den it is
Sagira the Pill Counter
luv ash
captainyr
July 17, 2006, 10:26 PM
ABC of Friendship.......
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
Captainyr
captainyr
July 17, 2006, 10:27 PM
Aisa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Jaisi Chahtey The Hum Ko Woh Ulfat Nahi Mili,
Milney Ko Zindgi Main Kahin Hum-Safar Miley
Per Un Ki Tabiyat Se Tabiyat Nahi Mili,
Chehroon Main Doosroo Ke Tumhain Doondtey Rahey
Surat Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Nahi Mili,
Bohat Dair Se Aaya Tu Mere Paas Kiya Kahoon
Alfaaz Doondney Ki Bhi Mohalat Nahi Mili,
Tujh Ko Gilla Raha Ke Tawajja Na Di Tujhey
Laikin Humain Khud Apni Rafaqat Nahi Mili,
Her Shaks Zindgi Main Bohat Dair Se Mila
Koi Bhi Cheez Waqt-e-Zaroorat Nahi Mili,
Hum Ko To Teri Aadat Achi Lagi
Afsoos Ke Tujh Se Meri Aadat Nahi Mili
shraddha SHARMA
May 2, 2007, 01:31 PM
only for orkut members if u r orkut member then we can be a friends.want to be a orkut friend.if any body there who is the member of orkut so plzzzz give ur details here.
thank u
shraddha
want to be a orkut member www.orkut.com
my details are
shraddha sharma
pics at orkut-hillary duff
delhi
and id u will get
guru_sal
May 3, 2007, 01:06 PM
only for orkut members if u r orkut member then we can be a friends.want to be a orkut friend.if any body there who is the member of orkut so plzzzz give ur details here.
thank u
shraddha
want to be a orkut member www.orkut.com
my details are
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prisonbreakfan
June 28, 2007, 12:39 AM
hello people,
i was wondering if there is/are any site/s, EXCEPT tvguide.indiatimes.com as it is faulty and doesnt work as desired, which tells me which program is coming right now? coz usually newspapers provide only till11pm. and i wanna know what is coming at say 1:30am. please help.
-thanks.
neesha.m07
July 21, 2007, 02:35 PM
Hello,
All friends
Rajat was cute & lovely boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
h r u?
pls reply me :confused: :) ;)
Man
July 31, 2007, 02:58 PM
Hello
Here In This Thread I Would Like To Share And Bring Forth True Incidents Which Are Indeed Amusing And Worth Sharing And Recollect Them Here.
Hope You Shall Enjoy Reading Them And Find Them Amusing As I Did.
Thank You.
--> Man
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August 4, 2007, 11:05 PM
True And Amusing Ancedotes
Hello
Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!
Recently my girl friend, Karen got a job at a local hardware store. The Owners do not like us hanging out with our friends, if yo stop by, tell them that you are my brother. She said. On my first visit, I walked to the customer service desk and asked the older woman there, Is Karen around ? When she looked at me quizzically, I added, I am her brother. She smile , What a nice surprise, I am Karens Mother !!
-- > Anand Maharaj.
-- > Man
lolzzz dat is a gud 1 Man!!!
keep posting funny onezzz:) :) :)
Man
August 5, 2007, 12:30 PM
Hello Sadi
Thanks And Pleasure.
Will post further.
But Sad to say this thread I am reviving for the third time, Some one or something is deleting my thread, other one is Poem, will revive.
Thanks once more
--> Man
lolzzz dat is a gud 1 Man!!!
keep posting funny onezzz:) :) :)
Man
August 5, 2007, 02:45 PM
Hello
Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!
What Has The World Come To? By Saturn
Walking down the streets you can see on an average day all sorts of people running around to and fro. Who takes time to smell the flowers... to enjoy the simple things in life... to relax with friends and family any more???
If someone asks you for help do you scoff or turn away? Or do you just not notice, being too busy in your own life? Take the time to get to know your neighbours... make time for your friends... and make time to relax and enjoy yourself from time to time. You will thank yourself for it and your family and friends will thank you for it.
Life is short, happiness lives forever in the minds of loved ones left behind.
Wake up each day and think and say to yourself, "No matter how bad yesterday was, today is a new day! I will live my life to the fullest and find happiness in my life. Today is a new beginning for me. I will no longer live my life around work. I will enjoy my life to the best of my ability today and forever." Love and peace to you all, Saturn
-- > Man
Man
August 5, 2007, 02:47 PM
Hello
Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!
Pardon Me By Mollipops
My 3 year old son was excitedly talking about the dinosaur he had just seen on TV. As he was a late talker and is still catching up, I wanted to encourage him further and kept asking questions. Eventually the topic turned to dragons.
"Vragons have big fire!" he told me.
"Oh yes, and where does the big fire come from?" I asked, expecting to hear about dragon mouths and teeth.
He thought about it seriously for a moment, and then exclaimed loudly, "Big burp!"
-- > Man
Man
August 5, 2007, 10:12 PM
Poem
Boredom by Tanzy
Too many people,
Wondering what to do.
Too many people,
Are leaving so soon.
Boredom has set in,
taking over their minds.
Something for them to do,
Is proving difficult to find.
No matter where you are,
Or no matter who you're with,
There's always something to do,
Or there's help that you can give.
Boredom is an excuse,
For us to hide away.
We should find a list of things to do,
And give boredom away.
--> Man
Man
August 5, 2007, 10:13 PM
Poem
North by North-West By Crunchybug
I'd love to see the world,
from one end to the other.
Just me and our wondrous planet,
each country, one after another.
From castles of times gone by,
to the islands of sunshine and sand,
and up the volcanoes and hilltops,
such an experience would be grand.
I can't wait to see the world,
though I love my country so
the red dust plains, summer rains
and hardly any snow.
I'd head north by north-west,
and work my around,
'til I get back to Australia,
and my journey is homeward bound.
But there is so much here to see,
and lots that I still have to do.
So my travel plans are put on hold
until when - I haven't a clue!
--> Man
venus14
August 10, 2007, 11:03 AM
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sadi
August 23, 2007, 06:47 PM
hey Man!!! cool poems ..:) .keep it up....
Man
August 24, 2007, 09:37 AM
Hello Sadi
Thanks and Pleasure
--> Man
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September 7, 2007, 11:02 AM
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Man
November 13, 2007, 12:12 PM
For The Kind Attention Of The Moderators And The Administrations Of The Forum Indya And All Viewers
I, with the I D, Man, wish to bring to the notice of the above mentioned folks and all those view and use this forum and sections. That I have been updating written an video in the sections Ek Ladki Anjani Si – now complete – And Left Right Left for the last four / five months. Along with these, I have threads of Laughs, Life is like that and Poems.
For months now, I find my threads, few posts, without provocations and with out giving any reasons nor explanation, are being unnecessarily deleted. This is unfair and unethical. Because I checked out with indya id administration and he has been very kind to have replied about two months or so back that I have had broken no rules and keep posting. I have here by reproduced few private messages to him below.
I have brought this to the notice of the kind administrator and he has taken notice of this unfair and sad way of targeting my threads.
I have also sent messages in this regard to Moderator Ksluv_1408, Ashesha, who has been kind enough to respond despite her busy schedule. But sad to say Moderators I D animateash and Vipin_Agnihotri have failed to respond. Very sad because they are the Moderators here to over see the smooth working of the forum.
My posts and threads do bring revenue – money inflow – because my threads and posts have huge viewer ship. By deleting them/ my posts and threads ; the forum is deprived of the cash.
Total Time section is one section where anything under the sun goes into, Please look up the homepage and its description of the section, -- Total Timepass Anything under the sun, moon and even earth! This is the place for all timepass topics. -- and also on top of the page. Hence there is no limitation. Whoever is deleting is doing so unfairly and unethically.
Incase there are further harassments and deletion of my threads and posts, then I will have to rethink my posting any more items here and switch over to some other forum who are better organized and ethically fair and correct.
My Plea is to the person who so ever it may be, please stop it, it is an act of coward, for I do not know who you are and what ever you are doing is unfair and unethical.
To the Moderator and Administrators please be kind enough to take timely, speedy and corrective steps to resolve the Issue. I and others put in lot of efforts in posting over items, if any one is playing game with me. It is a cowardly act. And if it is someone in power then it is the abuse of power. Please stop this cowardly act.
My posts and threads have been deleted yet again but I repost it yet again.
Thank you.
-- > Man
Note :- Copy of my messages. :-
indya
Administrator Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 126
Re: Hello
________________________________________
Hi,
Thanks for bringing it to our notice. I will look into it and see what the problem is.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello Indya ( sir / Madam)
I once more bring to your notice that my posts and threads, 1. life is like that and Poems, in the total time pass section, are being deleted without any reason and any information, if I am breaking any kind of rule it has to be informed to me, right?
Please look into the matter as this is happening on numerous occasions. Previously to it has been brought to your kind notice. Yes thread was/ and is active.
I see that these days advertisements are posted along with our post, and I bring viewer ship, you check out all my post, the minute I post , my posts do have nearly 10 to 25 views that moment. As such, deleting my thread is depriving you of your money.
I request you to be kind enough to look into the matter and resolve the matter at the earliest and hopefully respond to my message.
I really do not like somebody playing games, if this does not stop then I shall have to rethink about using this forum.
As a rule I am peace loving man. hence please see who is behind this unethical moves.
Thanks and regards
-- > Man
Re: Man --> Missing Posts/
________________________________________
Hello
Thank you so much for understanding my issue and then resolving the same.
Here I reproduce one more person's similar predictament, he had 70 to 100 posts, he has los all and on top of that all his special effects are missing. Please look into the matter and resolve it.
Thank you once more and Regards
--> Man
5 Days Ago
*iffy*
Indya Newbie Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 0
Please help
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi Man
I am really confused
All of my posts have been deleted and so has my avatar & siggy.
If you know what is going on or can help me in any way please tell me !
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
It must have been because of the shift in service providers, the tech team is looking into it.
As for your posts, we have added around 600 to your number.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello My Questions went unanswered, Please answer them, and also please compenste by crediting my lost posts thats all.
Hello
How can Posts of two weeks go? , How can my out box messages be deleted? And How Can I be Invisible for two weeks?
Do you not feel that my hard work has been lost by your irresponsibility? So At Least give credits to my old posts and be done with it.
And do you not think you ought to be apologizing? I strongly feel so.
And please have that courtsey. And give credit to my posts.
Please do that. Atleast that will be decent of you guys.
Thanks and regards.
--> Man
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
On July 4th and 5th you posted some threads while IP browsing and since we were shifting our service provider, your posts were lost in the old server. Unfortunately, we are not able to retrieve them.
Regards
Indya
Hello
How can Posts of two weeks go? , How can my out box messages be deleted? And How Can I be Invisible for two weeks?
Do you not feel that my hard work has been lost by your irresponsibility? So At Least give credits to my old posts and be done with it.
And do you not think you ought to be apologizing? I strongly feel so.
And please have that courtsey. And give credit to my posts.
Please do that. Atleast that will be decent of you guys.
Thanks and regards.--> Man
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
On July 4th and 5th you posted some threads while IP browsing and since we were shifting our service provider, your posts were lost in the old server. Unfortunately, we are not able to retrieve them.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
You can continue posting... meanwhile we will try to retrieve the lost threads.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello
The Forums are E L A S ,
L R L, TIME PASS, POST A JOKE, WAH PHILOSOPHER, AND INDIAN IDOL.
Could you please tell me if I should continue my updates for the lost ones - past two weeks or should I wait for you help? Please say.
--> Man
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
Were these posts active, as in was there activity going on. If there has been no posts in a forum for more than 30 days, they get deactivated. I'm guessing thats what happened to you post. Do let me know and i'll try fixing it.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello
I really do not know what the problem is ; As of till today I was doing updates for Ek Ladki Anjani Si, Left Right Left, , both video section and written sections,. And Also I had my own threads in post a joke sections, and few other sections, Some how I found it strange that today all are missing. If by any chance have I broken any rules? And hence my updates and rest of the post removed? If so, What and Why? Am I not to be Informed about it? As Far as I know I have not broken any rules Or is it some thing else? Please advise me. Till then I would not like to updates. Although there are requests from persons requesting me to do the up date. Please help to resolve the issue. I look forward to your response.
-- > Man
Man
November 13, 2007, 12:45 PM
For The Kind Attention Of The Moderators And The Administrators Of The Forum Indya And All Viewers
I, with the I D, Man, wish to bring to the notice of the above mentioned folks and all those view and use this forum and sections. That I have been updating written an video in the sections Ek Ladki Anjani Si – now complete – And Left Right Left for the last four / five months. Along with these, I have threads of Laughs, Life is like that and Poems.
For months now, I find my threads, few posts, without provocations and with out giving any reasons nor explanation, are being unnecessarily deleted. This is unfair and unethical. Because I checked out with indya id administration and he has been very kind to have replied about two months or so back that I have had broken no rules and keep posting. I have here by reproduced few private messages to him below.
I have brought this to the notice of the kind administrator and he has taken notice of this unfair and sad way of targeting my threads.
I have also sent messages in this regard to Moderator Ksluv_1408, Ashesha, who has been kind enough to respond despite her busy schedule. But sad to say Moderators I D animateash and Vipin_Agnihotri have failed to respond. Very sad because they are the Moderators here to over see the smooth working of the forum.
My posts and threads do bring revenue – money inflow – because my threads and posts have huge viewer ship. By deleting them/ my posts and threads ; the forum is deprived of the cash.
Total Time section is one section where anything under the sun goes into, Please look up the homepage and its description of the section, -- Total Timepass Anything under the sun, moon and even earth! This is the place for all timepass topics. -- and also on top of the page. Hence there is no limitation. Whoever is deleting is doing so unfairly and unethically.
Incase there are further harassments and deletion of my threads and posts, then I will have to rethink my posting any more items here and switch over to some other forum who are better organized and ethically fair and correct.
My Plea is to the person who so ever it may be, please stop it, it is an act of coward, for I do not know who you are and what ever you are doing is unfair and unethical.
To the Moderator and Administrators please be kind enough to take timely, speedy and corrective steps to resolve the Issue. I and others put in lot of efforts in posting over items, if any one is playing game with me. It is a cowardly act. And if it is someone in power then it is the abuse of power. Please stop this cowardly act.
My posts and threads have been deleted yet again but I repost it yet again.
Thank you.
-- > Man
Note :- Copy of my messages. :-
indya
Administrator Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 126
Re: Hello
________________________________________
Hi,
Thanks for bringing it to our notice. I will look into it and see what the problem is.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello Indya ( sir / Madam)
I once more bring to your notice that my posts and threads, 1. life is like that and Poems, in the total time pass section, are being deleted without any reason and any information, if I am breaking any kind of rule it has to be informed to me, right?
Please look into the matter as this is happening on numerous occasions. Previously to it has been brought to your kind notice. Yes thread was/ and is active.
I see that these days advertisements are posted along with our post, and I bring viewer ship, you check out all my post, the minute I post , my posts do have nearly 10 to 25 views that moment. As such, deleting my thread is depriving you of your money.
I request you to be kind enough to look into the matter and resolve the matter at the earliest and hopefully respond to my message.
I really do not like somebody playing games, if this does not stop then I shall have to rethink about using this forum.
As a rule I am peace loving man. hence please see who is behind this unethical moves.
Thanks and regards
-- > Man
Re: Man --> Missing Posts/
________________________________________
Hello
Thank you so much for understanding my issue and then resolving the same.
Here I reproduce one more person's similar predictament, he had 70 to 100 posts, he has los all and on top of that all his special effects are missing. Please look into the matter and resolve it.
Thank you once more and Regards
--> Man
5 Days Ago
*iffy*
Indya Newbie Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 0
Please help
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi Man
I am really confused
All of my posts have been deleted and so has my avatar & siggy.
If you know what is going on or can help me in any way please tell me !
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
It must have been because of the shift in service providers, the tech team is looking into it.
As for your posts, we have added around 600 to your number.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello My Questions went unanswered, Please answer them, and also please compenste by crediting my lost posts thats all.
Hello
How can Posts of two weeks go? , How can my out box messages be deleted? And How Can I be Invisible for two weeks?
Do you not feel that my hard work has been lost by your irresponsibility? So At Least give credits to my old posts and be done with it.
And do you not think you ought to be apologizing? I strongly feel so.
And please have that courtsey. And give credit to my posts.
Please do that. Atleast that will be decent of you guys.
Thanks and regards.
--> Man
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
On July 4th and 5th you posted some threads while IP browsing and since we were shifting our service provider, your posts were lost in the old server. Unfortunately, we are not able to retrieve them.
Regards
Indya
Hello
How can Posts of two weeks go? , How can my out box messages be deleted? And How Can I be Invisible for two weeks?
Do you not feel that my hard work has been lost by your irresponsibility? So At Least give credits to my old posts and be done with it.
And do you not think you ought to be apologizing? I strongly feel so.
And please have that courtsey. And give credit to my posts.
Please do that. Atleast that will be decent of you guys.
Thanks and regards.--> Man
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
On July 4th and 5th you posted some threads while IP browsing and since we were shifting our service provider, your posts were lost in the old server. Unfortunately, we are not able to retrieve them.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
You can continue posting... meanwhile we will try to retrieve the lost threads.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello
The Forums are E L A S ,
L R L, TIME PASS, POST A JOKE, WAH PHILOSOPHER, AND INDIAN IDOL.
Could you please tell me if I should continue my updates for the lost ones - past two weeks or should I wait for you help? Please say.
--> Man
Quote:
Originally Posted by indya
Hi,
Were these posts active, as in was there activity going on. If there has been no posts in a forum for more than 30 days, they get deactivated. I'm guessing thats what happened to you post. Do let me know and i'll try fixing it.
Regards
Indya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man
Hello
I really do not know what the problem is ; As of till today I was doing updates for Ek Ladki Anjani Si, Left Right Left, , both video section and written sections,. And Also I had my own threads in post a joke sections, and few other sections, Some how I found it strange that today all are missing. If by any chance have I broken any rules? And hence my updates and rest of the post removed? If so, What and Why? Am I not to be Informed about it? As Far as I know I have not broken any rules Or is it some thing else? Please advise me. Till then I would not like to updates. Although there are requests from persons requesting me to do the up date. Please help to resolve the issue. I look forward to your response.
-- > Man
Man
December 19, 2007, 10:40 AM
Poem
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--> Man
Man
December 31, 2007, 04:20 PM
Poem
Click On The Picture To Enlarge : Once More On The Icon As You Move The Mouse For The Second Time On The Subsequent Window
By Sophiz
--> Man
Man
January 7, 2008, 03:43 PM
Poem
Ocean Oneness
Silence is round me, wideness ineffable;
White birds on the ocean diving and wandering;
A soundless sea on a voiceless heaven,
Azure on azure, is mutely gazing.
Identified with silence and boundlessness
My spirit widens clasping the universe
Till all that seemed becomes the Real,
One in a mighty and single vastness.
Someone broods there nameless and bodiless,
Conscious and lonely, deathless and infinite,
And, sole in a still eternal rapture,
Gathers all things to his heart for ever.
-By - Sri Aurobindo
~
--> Man
Man
January 7, 2008, 04:33 PM
True And Amusing Anecdotes
Hello
Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive, aging woman. My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not a reasonable solution. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. I think another symptom of aging is complaining. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, right? So I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy. I'm not saying that bestowing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, Guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. Signed, Jim EDITOR'S NOTE: Jim died suddenly on May 27 of a perforated rectum. The Police report stated that he was found with a Callaway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer lying nearby. His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with Jim's demise. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
-- > Man
Man
January 7, 2008, 04:34 PM
True And Amusing Anecdotes
Hello
Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!
The cellphone remains a mystery to my mom- need be, most moms- some keep contact books with them while accessing numbers on the phone, some just won't dare messaging- not even if you explain it a gazillion times- but my mom takes the cake. One day she came up to me and my Dad- 'Hey why is my phone not receiving incoming calls?' Surprised we took her phone and saw the answer written on the screen- profile: Outdoor.
-- > Man
Man
January 7, 2008, 04:35 PM
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