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[quuenp]

Hi guys.

Seeing as though this is comedy corner, why don't we share some jokes.

Well here are a few from me.

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." :-D

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There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG :eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Bhavini Patel]

That was too cool. Really enjoyed your jokes.

[prem&heer]

aha thanx fo those : )!

[prem&heer]

ahahh nasty joke

[prem&heer]

cool.. thanks.. I really love jokes.. I will post more:)
haha yu shud there funny : )!

[Bhavini Patel]

A lady goes to the doctor for her routine check up. The doctor sees that she looks very tired and has no energy.
Doctor: "You look worse from the last time I saw you. I told you to make sure you have at least three meals a day. Have you been doing that?"
Lady: "Doctor, i thought you told me to have 3 males a day!"

[bodyforum]

that's so cool check this also
santa my dad was an extremely brave man. he once entered a lions cave.
banta he probably got a lot of applause when he got out
santa i did not say he got out.

Hi guys.

Seeing as though this is comedy corner, why don't we share some jokes.

Well here are a few from me.

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." :-D

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There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG :eek: :eek: :eek:

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