Fun 'n' Masti!!!!

[tana]

hey guys this is the first thread ive made n i hope u like it
here u gotta post funny stuff, jokes, riddles, n poems on the foursome or any other character in remix
so keep rocking keep posting
luv
tanvi

[seldon_iitkgp]

This has nothing to do with remix but i thot id post it


Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
them while
driving.



2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you
a referee.



3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right and
the
other is the husband!



4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried
- but they
wanted cash.



5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've
purchased
new school uniforms.



6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.



7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the
one you
cannot

live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.



8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.



9. True friends stab you in the front.



10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.



11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.



12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get
tired.



13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees
with
me.



14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.



15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.



16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
job, he still
ends up with the same boss.



17. They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom
gets
to speak.



18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it
for
you.



19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools
talk because
they have to say something.



20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address
books

[seldon_iitkgp]

btw tana, we'l just make this the masti,jokes,riddles thread as poems ka ek already hai. ok na? both ur threads are great.
Keep rocking. cheers dabba

[muackz]

tana, like dabba's msg, this has nothing to do with remix...but it is soooooo sweet....read 4 urself

Touching words from the mouth of babes.
What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.


So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."


Rebecca- age 8




"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.


You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."


Billy - age 4





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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."


Karl - age 5





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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."


Chrissy - age 6





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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."


Terri - age 4





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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."


Danny - age 7





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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"


Emily - age 8





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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."


Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)





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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"


Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)





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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."


Noelle - age 7





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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."


Tommy - age 6





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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.


He was the only one doing that I wasn't scared anymore."


Cindy - age 8





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"My mommy loves me more than anybody .


You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."


Clare - age 6





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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."


Elaine-age 5





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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."


Chris - age 7




"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."


Mary Ann - age 4





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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."


Lauren - age 4





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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)


Karen - age 7





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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."


Mark - age 6





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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."


Jessica - age 8





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And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.


The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.


The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.


Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.


When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,


"Nothing, I just helped him cry"

[neeraja05]

Hey anky thts soooooooo sweet n unbelievably true!!
Great to see these kids know more abt love than most of us do..!

love
neeraja

[seldon_iitkgp]

great one anky. these kids def know more about love than i do.
my fav was "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." really shows that animals love us more than we love them.

[neeraja05]

Okay,this is also not connected to remix but since we're talking abt love i thought i'd as well post it here...


Lady : Why do you like me.. Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really love
you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can
you say you love me? How can you say you like me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can
prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof No! I want you to tell me the reason.
My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her
but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and
here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love
you.

Because of your smile,because of your every movements
that I love you.. Now can you smile Now can you move
No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason?? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

[rashrocks]

ha ha.. nice one neeraja!!!!!!!!

[seldon_iitkgp]

2 gud neeraja. amazing

[remixed_devil19]

yeah neeru...quite nice...Luv ya maddy.